KFed Breaks His Silence And Puts Us To Sleep
It's Cheeto hillbilly week and KFed wants to get in on the action. Since Brit Brit is starting to look a little saner (sort of), KFed decided he needed to look even saner. In this week's People Magazine, the perfect dad (*eye roll to the left and right*) talks about his life with Brit and in doing so, he made my eyelids heavy and my head drowsy. Seriously, you're going to need a little speed shot with your coffee in order to get through this shit. I think I sort of fell into a slight coma at the end. You might want to have an adrenaline shot standing by.
I've picked out a few quotes that aren't completely coma-inducing.
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to our little Cheetoling:It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
KFed on bitches thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
KFed on the night that Brit lost her Cheetos and was throw into the loony bin (awww, memories):
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Yes, KFed! You're the father of the millennium! Everyone should hand their kids over to you, because you do it best.
What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao? It's not like the bitch is doing anything, but eating (obviously). He can take the money he made from this boring ass interview and produce a sequel! And I'm sure he can channel some of that raw emotion he felt when Brit Brit divorced his ass to put together some extremely powerful.
People also should have asked him to name his other kids. You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of. He would've uttered a few dozen "ums" and finally just blurted out "POPOZAO!"
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:21pm.
Of course I am speculating. But you'd think at some point, even when he was still married to Britney, there would have been some kind of story about his involvement with them. He does seem to keep out of the tabloids more than I'd expected, though. At least in a negative way.
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How easily people forget. When he was married to Shitney, there were plenty of times both he AND she were photographed with his other two children at times he had them.
OH tits, I guess then i'm not sure what she meant.
Yeah, I remember a lot of that, but I guess my point is she does care and she tried but was stupid a lot but did try. I just think that the next time she is able to raise her kids it will maybe be different and then if she screws up then we should judge her harshly, since she was supposedly becoming mentally ill according to her camp.
Damn, JJ looks "special"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:21pm.
Of course I am speculating. But you'd think at some point, even when he was still married to Britney, there would have been some kind of story about his involvement with them. He does seem to keep out of the tabloids more than I'd expected, though. At least in a negative way.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:16pm.
I took her comment to mean that her house without the kids there made her sad/lonely.
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Mrs. K. agreed. Everything I've ever read from Shar, she says Kevin is a great father and he spends time with the kids.
Maybe now that he isn't living his life outside in the media, is the reason we don't see pics of him with all his kids.
Remember, before Shitney, no one had ever heard of him, I'd never heard of Shar and those two kids probably never had paps taking their pics.
Everyone seems to forget before britney ended up with her Post partum which I think she had, she was good to those kids.
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Sorry, isn't a mother supposed to be "good" to her kids?!? I remember her driving with one of them on her lap (SPF, I think), one being injured after after falling from a high chair, and she almost dropped SPF or JJ-but note she didn't spill a drop of her drink that she was carrying in her other hand.
I'm not sure what your idea of being "good" to a child is, but the above is not good mothering, IMO. The only thing Shitters "suffers" from is immature, spoiled pain in the ass, idiot disease.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:11pm.
No she wasn't ready for sure. But I don't look at her like a lot do like a bad parent. I think she had a time period where she was nuts or something, had post partum depression, and she messed up. But in the beginning I think she did ok with the kids, and had that time period. And I think now I don't think she should have the kids all the time cause of what she went through, but I do believe she loves them and once she gets at her best can take care of them half of the time when Kevin doesn't have them.
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A good mommy she is not.
1. She drove with SPF on her lap down PCH.
2. SPF ended up in the ER with a fractured skull
3. She had SPF carseat turned forward way too soon.
(not to mention, I think it is highly unsafe to ride in a convertable, top down, with an infant)
4. She was photographed SEVERAL times drinking booze when she was pregnant with JJ.
5. While heavily pregnant with JJ, she tripped on a pair of jeans that went beneath her foot, while wearing wedge heels, almost falling, almost dropping SPF, while retaining a tight grip on her "drink".
6. As soon as she filed for divorce she was out almost every single night. Not being a mommy to either child.
7. Reports that she'd come home from a night of boozing and God knows what else, still intoxicated and try to breastfeed JJ.
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"KFED breaks his silence"... who in Hollywood or connected to Hollywood is ever silent? And this just happends to be a story now that Brit has a record to pimp. Whatever.
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Yeah I know britney wasn't perfect with her kids.....but I believe during the marriage she was the one that took care of them just like kevin is the one now that does. So all i think is that people should realize that it's not that britney never did take care of them, its that she came into a hard time in life and screwed up and should be given another chance is all. That people should remember everything from marriage on, not just from her worst time is all i think.
And exactly how do we know the "what when where and how" of Kfed's relationship with his other kids?
There is speculation that he has little to do with them, however, what are the facts?
Just because we don't see pictures of him with them in the tabloids doesn't mean he doesn't have a relationship with them.
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And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
This is all just typical red neck shit played out live for the world to see.
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Oh, and to add, Kevin was partying in Vegas through Oct-Dec (right before divorce) to promote his shitty ass album. At least he had a real excuse to be away.
After Shitney filed for divorce, she had mind you, a 1 year old and a newborn at home, that she left almost every single night for a YEAR to go out and party, drive around, shave her head, fuck paps. Etc.
She said on that show, she wanted to be out after the divorce, didn't wanna be home, and her kids meant she was home. Basically she kinda admitted she didn't wanna be around her kids. She said if she was driving she was going somewhere. But she also says on there lots of times she loves them, and she wants a man, her kids, and that's it.
GIG- I agree, I'm not saying that Kevin is perfect and never took advantage of Shitney. Fuck, who wouldn't have at that point. She proposed to HIM, after only a couple months.
It's all about Shitney, what she wants WHEN she wants it. She wanted Kevin, she got him, she wanted kids, she had them. WHen that lifestyle no longer suited how she wanted to live, she filed for divorce and became a party whore.
Leaving Kevin to be responsibel and take care of the kids. He stepped up. WHatever he did during their marriage has been wiped clean in my book, it's his actions AFTER the divorce that decided my opinion on him.
No she wasn't ready for sure. But I don't look at her like a lot do like a bad parent. I think she had a time period where she was nuts or something, had post partum depression, and she messed up. But in the beginning I think she did ok with the kids, and had that time period. And I think now I don't think she should have the kids all the time cause of what she went through, but I do believe she loves them and once she gets at her best can take care of them half of the time when Kevin doesn't have them.
I don't like the way the tide is turning with these two - not one bit!
That being said, I can see how he would have been terrified that he'd be up against all the money of britney in trying to have visitation of the kids. Lucky for him she's batshit eh?
Does he work? How does he pay support for the other two?
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I give Kevin a lot of credit though for never saying anything bad about her at least in public for sure. I'm surprised and I'm sure he could get in some kind of insult without it being a problem if he wanted to but he doesn't.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:56pm.
I think that was the problem though: Britney wasn't ready to have kids, IMO. I have a feeling she had kids so she could have a "normal", more domestic life and it just didn't turn out that way. K-Fed already had one or two kids before Britney, so maybe having two more woke up him up a bit and that's why he's fighting for custody instead of letting them go the way he seems to have done with the others.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:44pm.
I feel sorry for her in that respect. The whole Spears clan is living high on the hog on her back.
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And have been since she was 12!!!
That might fuck a person up being the family breadwinner at 12
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
I think Kevin has matured some. But you can't deny at the end of their marriage Britney was with the kids and Kevin was out and never came home and Britney was taking care of the kids all that time and that's when she filed for divorce. Everyone seems to forget before britney ended up with her Post partum which I think she had, she was good to those kids. At least she tried to be the best mother she knew how to be.
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:18pm.
You know if he was such a concerned father he wouldn't be opening his fucking mouth in the first place to talk to People magazine.
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Yeah, but he's really only helping her promote her album.
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Well, I really don't feel sorry for Britney. She didn't care who she was hurting when she was focking Kevin for everyone to see, especially Shar. Who was pregnant with their second child. How slutty and RUDE. Karma is PMS'ing and extra bitchy with Britney.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Scuse me. I didn't realize Kfed had ever shut up.
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You know if he was such a concerned father he wouldn't be opening his fucking mouth in the first place to talk to People magazine. Douchebag. If he was such a good father he would have never left his pregnant girlfriend for a rich and famous singer and then humiliate her by frolicking in public with the girl. Stupid ass hillbilly trash gold digger is all he will be. You got your lotto ticket in Britney and now you don't have to work anymore Kevin - we get it. That's all you had to say. Nothing worse than a lazy male gold digger who didn't work for the money that he has.
Dammit Kevin I was so gonna buy this, well maybe not really but fuck Cuntney Spears is talking slick about you all out her nasty ass and all you can say is "its hard yo". Whatever where is oSama Lufti, because after that fakeumentary on MTV Britney has proven to have learn nothing and regrets those kids being born, they are getting in the way of her partying and "sex'n all yall menz". Give me a break here take this bitch down someone.
Well, atleast one of them grew up.
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Well done, KFed. Why can't people admit that he just grew up through all of this.
You cannot question him when repeatedly now for over a year the courts how found him the most capable of raising these kids. And they have been right.
How soon we forget... he was partying in Vegas after the kids were born. She was paying child support on his other 2 kids! He was spending her money all over the place. SHE kicked HIM out. Her marriage to Kevin was nothing more than a symptom of her growing mental illness.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:06pm.
I might be alone here, but I don't see the bad in K-Fed.
Imagine having to deal with Shitney's selfish ass on a daily basis?
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Nope, you're not.
He's no saint, and he definitely took advantage of Britney's arrested development. She was acting out like a spoiled teenager, and trying be a "big girl". Brit wanted what SHE wanted when she wanted it. She wanted KFedex's cock and went after it with all her considerable financial resources.
He was a back-up dancer with ambition. Of COURSE he hooked up with Twitney. But he didn't read his entire job description. His job was to cater to Twitney 24/7, just like her other paid-for friends, employees, agents, and her ENTIRE family who she has to support, etc.
I feel sorry for her in that respect. The whole Spears clan is living high on the hog on her back.
There is nothing I dread more than my bf telling me one day "I love you but IM not in love with you"
I get what that's supposed to mean (though it's awful to hear). It just means that you can love in a bunch of different ways, from love for a family member to romantic love to abiding love of an old friend. (I need to stop watching Dr. Phil and find work.)
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i know, it is hard to hear ,but he move on with his life why she has yet to do the same ,and spf and him are spitting image.
Sorry, I have a lot more respect for Kevin than I did 2 years ago. A lot of people may think he is a gold digger, but look at Sean and Jayden's face in this picture. They actually look happy and safe-Shitters may be their birth mother, but that doesn't mean that she is mothering to either of those boys. I'm sure she loves them in her own way, but she does not want to be responsible for their care on a long term basis-she's made that clear from the day she separated from Kevin.
A lot of the bad mouthing Kevin in the media started from Shitters camp, IMO. I give him a lot of credit for not really bad mouthing her when he probably has enough dirt on her to fill a house.
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STOP DRESSING THEM BOTH IN THE SAME GD CLOTHES!!!!!! THEY AREN'T TWINS!! GAH!
Go kevin, he look god on th cover with his kids, and they look comfortable with their father more than the photo op their mom do,it about time he broke his silence about his lying ex wife who is saying all type of crap about him cause she bitter.
I might be alone here, but I don't see the bad in K-Fed.
Imagine having to deal with Shitney's selfish ass on a daily basis?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:40am.
And then punch em out? (Traction is better in street shoes anyway.)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Mmm hmm, who's eating all the Cheetos NOW?
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damn, he has more chins than a Chinese phonebook! And to think I used to find Kfed mildly attractive...
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:32am.
you have to wait 24 hours to bring it up... it's a cool down....
And then punch em out? (Traction is better in street shoes anyway.)
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@Jeffro:
Yeah, that's why it's kinda *explicitly* for the parents;/
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Britney was batshit crazy before she ever hooked up with K-Fed...remember Las Vegas and Jason Alexander. Kevin is not to blame for the trainwreck that is Brit's life. I think he actually kept the craziness in check.
Edit: And by "crazy" I mean "spoiled, immature and selfish."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:32am.
you have to wait 24 hours to bring it up... it's a cool down....
And then punch em out? (Traction is better in street shoes anyway.)
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Wow. I never really noticed the resemblance between him & the boys until this pic. SPF is the spitting image of KFed, isn't he?
I am amazed that he continues to take the high road. He's a better man than I!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:32am.
Well, *I* don't know so much about it but I have a few hockey-mom friends. And, apparently, if you have an issue with a player, parent, coach or ref (and it's not an immediate game changing issue) you have to wait 24 hours to bring it up...or something like that...its' a cool down....
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Aha. They do encourage that to us at coaches meetings...unfortunately parents receive no such guidance. Can't tell you how many times we coaches get ambushed by pissed off parents right outside the locker room in front of the lads. Or the divorcees, trying to confide in us that that the other parent is no friggin good. NOT AT THE RINK, goddamn it.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:12am.
There is nothing I dread more than my bf telling me one day "I love you but IM not in love with you"
I get what that's supposed to mean (though it's awful to hear). It just means that you can love in a bunch of different ways, from love for a family member to romantic love to abiding love of an old friend. (I need to stop watching Dr. Phil and find work.)
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Oh gimme a break you D- Bag ...The only reason you were blindsided by the divorce is because you were MIA for so long that she had no choice but to serve your ass, the minute you ever became a parent was when Britney reached her lowest point until then you were completely aloof to her needs and hell bent on getting your own career going riding that poor girls coat tails, you are a user and an abuser and still pimping yourself out through those kids ..Please disappear popozao
Ummm that's the first time I've ever seen those kids smile! And they're with Kfed...INTERESTING.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:29am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:21am.
Do you guys gots the 24 hour rule?
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What's that, angel? (apparently we don't, or call it something else.)
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Well, *I* don't know so much about it but I have a few hockey-mom friends. And, apparently, if you have an issue with a player, parent, coach or ref (and it's not an immediate game changing issue) you have to wait 24 hours to bring it up...or something like that...its' a cool down....
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I agree that the kids always look happier with Kevin, too. BUT, I think the only reason he doesn't say anything bad about Britney is because he's getting paid. I'm sure if he speaks negatively about her, there's a clause in the contract that says he won't get his support money. I'd keep quiet too.
Rich and famous people suck.
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