Ivana Better Not Marry This One
Ivana Trump quit her fourth husband only 3 months ago and she's already got a new diaper-wearing boy toy to keep her turkey arms gobblin' at night. Ivana was in Paris last night with some 22-year-old model type who goes by the name of John-David Dery. Yes, he's 22 and she's fucking 59.
Ivana obviously loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts and John-David loves her money. And from the looks of him, he probably loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts too. The dude doesn't look like a vagina-only kind of boy.
This bitch is going to get her gold digging membership card revoked if she marries this one. Fuck it, ride it, suck it, eat it and then throw that shit away! She does not need any legal ties to that dick. His ass is going to do whatever it takes for her to say "I do." He'll even deal with her pissing on his dick during fucky times. Okay, let's talk about this for a quick second.
My horny aunt once told me that she couldn't hold her water during sex anymore. She actually said that she "wets on the penis" sometimes. I figured she meant she was just busting nuts, but she cleared it up for me, "No. I go #1." She actually said #1. We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. Anyway, she said that in her old age, she has that problem now. I asked some other oldies about it and they said it never happens to them. So my aunt obviously just has a pissy pussy. For some reason when I saw these pictures of Ivana and her new piece, I thought of pissy pussy.
Here's Ivana, her plastic cat face and her toy at some restaurant in Paris last night.
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One would think Ivana would have her arms done with ALL those Trump $$$ bitch has left over. She really needs to wear long sleeves!! PERIOD!!! nuff said bitches!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:02pm.
I'm thinking Oedipussy complex.
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Or possibly an oldpeedapussy complex...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:09pm.
I never knew you had such a dark side, kid. You were always so sweet and innocent before...The Hideous Links.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
@ DebFrm HEAVEN--
GF, those little troll bastids flock to me like roaches to a midnight buffet.
No one, trolls included, can resist the magnetic appeal of the grammar police. :-) I zapped that little fucker for failing to use its spell-check, and it flew into a frenzy of rabid indignation.
Sah-weet.
Meh, we all need a hobby...even if it's baiting trolls. (Can't shoot 'em, right?)
Right? Deb?
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
I thought that was a fucking embalmed twin of Nicole Kidman.
Jiggy,
how on earth did you get a freakshow like MixWell to surface?????? Might I add the punctuation being misspelled is icing....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:02pm.
I'm thinking Oedipussy complex.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Because it's almost Christmas & because I'm going to bed and because this is probably the last post of night...I shall leave you all with these beauties.
Nighty night!
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(Special Christmas themed NSFW)
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~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
I'm with Ivana. I don't have turkey arms flapping in the breeze, but I know a hot connard when I see one.
I would totally ride him till he screamed for mercy, and scream he would like a bitch. All his
Japanese anime hair would be standing straight on end by the time I got done with him.
Sweet hot buttered Buddha, somebody get me a cigarette, quick.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:54pm.
Mani, that's only if he finds the right wrinkle.
ZING! LOL.
Hi Nitty!
Ivana sure loves the young ones. At 22 this guy must be getting paid very well to be with her.
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I'm just here for the beer.
*oops double post*
NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:54pm.
Mani, that's only if he finds the right wrinkle.
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barf!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nitts,
You still around?
Just a Gigalo, and every where I go, people know the part I'm playing...
**jumps off a desk**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Mani, that's only if he finds the right wrinkle.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ivana humpalot does seem to have a "penis wetter" look.
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I'm just here for the beer.
P.S. How much dope or booze does he have to injest before he gets the nerve to suck face with that beast???
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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That's I'm saying. Ain't never met a woman who enjoyed ADC. Werd. :-)
Glad you found you a keeper.
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Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 12/02/2008 -
She doesn't exactly like my Andrew Dice Clay routine. 'Enjoy' might be strong too.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
@No Words: Amen!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ivana, give it a rest already! You look like a complete ass trying to outshine the Donald and your face and body looks like a trainwreck. You are a 60 year old used up piece of roast beef and trying to hang with 23 year old boys is ridiculous!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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When I look at these pictures, all I can think is...
There's no fool like an old fool.
Oh Vigana,
What are you doing to the youth of the world?
Save some scraps for the rest of us, you Saber Tooth Tiger!!!
The Patsy Stone 'do is still kinda working, I guess..
Submitted by MsT on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:30pm.
WTF! There's blogging. There's over-sharing. And then there's this nightmare of a post. In case you need it spelled out for you, Michael, NO ONE WANTS TO READ ABOUT GERIATRIC PISSY PUSSY.
I'm off to scrub my eyeballs with bleach.
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Sorry, MsT. I need to know these things. But then, I only come here for the articles.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ew. I wouldn't date a 23 year old when I was 23. I am 28 now and I still think that would be weird. Whatever. He is just a male prostitute, getting whatever money, clothes, and other trinkets he can out of her, and I am sure, the recognition. The price of fame is never to high, even if it means having granny ride on top of you, turkey arms a flailin'. LOL. Yuck.
On a windy day her ass flaps sound like they're clapping.
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I'm just here for the beer.
what a big news, it has to be shared at """"""""sugarbabymeet.co m """""""""""""
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:31pm.
"he's just finishing a French version of "Date My Mum" for MTV/France"
Sounds like he's just started.
hahahahaha. The vid link shows him with his real mum: she looks at least 15 years younger than Ms. Trump.
http://secret-story.programme-tv.net/secret-story-2/candidats/55-john-da...
Ivana looks like Joanna Lumley in "Absolutely Fabulous" when her and Eddy would put on the rubber make-up and do themselves "in the future" pieces. I bet when Ivana walks across the room her panties fall down around her ankles too.
"he's just finishing a French version of "Date My Mum" for MTV/France"
Sounds like he's just started.
WTF! There's blogging. There's over-sharing. And then there's this nightmare of a post. In case you need it spelled out for you, Michael, NO ONE WANTS TO READ ABOUT GERIATRIC PISSY PUSSY.
I'm off to scrub my eyeballs with bleach.
Whew! I guess he's now 23.
http://www.myspace.com/malemodelparis
His MySpace says, under news, that he's just finishing a French version of "Date My Mum" for MTV/France and has been chosen to represent "Hustler" underwears.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:02pm.
<" she couldn't hold her water during sex anymore">
I believe it's called "squirting", MK. Go to some porn site that sells DVDs and search it. It's a billion-dollar industry, I'd bet. They try to sell it as cumming, but they're just peeing and screaming.
Maybe those movie makers are but the lucky few arent faking. Search "squirting"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by George_ on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:31pm.
Here's his profile :
http://secret-story.programme-tv.net/secret-story-2/candidats/55-john-da...
Okay it's in french, but you'll be able to see a video and Thanks god images speak for themselves.
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Here's a translation of his bio (taken from his stay in the *Big Brother* type reality show):
To summarize : A charmer
His secret :He has 780 « conquests » to his name.
Bio: 22 years old. Paris. Lives with his Mom – the only person that he respects.
Job: Model; Doesn’t like authority.
Favorite quote: My buddies call me *Dickhead*
"In the house, nobody tells me what to do"
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Sexay! I can see why she likes him! And why he likes her! It's a match made in heaven!
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Submitted by nayslove on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:10pm.
* Damn straight!
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... they let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot - Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
I think she must have attended the Pricilla Presley Botox party. Yeesh.
Guess money doesn't buy class or grace.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ick, pissy pussy. Maybe your aunt is a lush and accidentally goes #1 on the penis. At least it isn't #2.
I'm certain that she knows what he's all about - and doesn't care. Each party is in it for their own reasons...
That being said, it does make her appear a tad foolish to be cavorting with men younger than her children.
Oh please, MK, let the dumb bitch marry this one so we can all sit here and laugh at her again, again, again, again, again, and again. I want her to be the laughing stock of the HIGH SOCIETY set. I want her to spend more money on his and hers rings, the banquet, honeymoon, clothes for him and be dejected by the end of next year so we can have this good laugh again.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Haven't posted in quite awhile, but I gotta get in on this one. Ivana looks a complete fool with these boys. I'm 51, mother of three beautiful boys 33, 29. and 26. The 33y.o.and his wife have given me 2 beautiful little grandchildren. 29y.o. hopefully will soon marry and again will hopefully get more grandchildren. 26y.o. is my beautiful gay boy, pray he finds the right partner, gets the right to marry, and again someday get grandchild. Bottom line...if God forbid something should happen to my husband, there is NO WAY IN HELL any little boy will be next to me, on top of me or inside of me! I would never embarrass myself or my kids that way, not to mention that if he is young enough to have come out of me, aint no way that little shit is going in me!
Here, I looked up some titles for you Michael. Not made up:
"Squirts So Good"
"My Big Boob Squirting Mother"
"So You Think You Can Squirt?!"
"Can A Brotha' Get A Squirta"?"
That's not a turkey arm. That's a whole 20 piece KFC bucket, right there. Maybe he isn't into her for the money. Perhaps he just really wants to wake up looking at his favorite snack.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
WTF, he can't even look her in the eye.
I'm 49 and that wetting thing never happens to me. Auntie needs surgery or something, I don't know what.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
<" she couldn't hold her water during sex anymore">
I believe it's called "squirting", MK. Go to some porn site that sells DVDs and search it. It's a billion-dollar industry, I'd bet. They try to sell it as cumming, but they're just peeing and screaming.
Let's hope she's on her back when they do the dirty-dirty. Cause if she's on top & nekkid, uh...he'd suffocate if he got trapped in all that loose skin hanging from her person. Ew!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Good for Ivana! People with money know what can be bought and sold...and good-looking vapid arm jewelry is that perfect gift for oneself. I shouldn't assume he's vapid, but he can't be cute and smart AND allowed to live.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:13pm.
Momus,
Come. We save da king (aka MK)
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I'm there. I'm sure that you can find me on page 6.
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He looks a lot like the actor James Duval,he is a real cutie.It's sad that she feels the need to have these boy toys like Donald and his twats.I hope he milks her dry. The dumb bitch deserves it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Oh dear MK.
You either get smooched too death at family gatherings or beatdown.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:12pm.
I think part of Mr Wonderful's fee was paid in drugs, he looks stoned...
He totally looks stoned (who could blame him?!)! These pictures are just embarassing. Ivana can't see what a joke she looks like, can she? He of course can, and is probably proud to be seen for the gold-digging (ugly) tool he is.
Was it Mae West who said 22 goes into 59 a hell of a lot more than 59 goes into 22?
I'm paraphrasing, of course.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"