Ivana Better Not Marry This One
Ivana Trump quit her fourth husband only 3 months ago and she's already got a new diaper-wearing boy toy to keep her turkey arms gobblin' at night. Ivana was in Paris last night with some 22-year-old model type who goes by the name of John-David Dery. Yes, he's 22 and she's fucking 59.
Ivana obviously loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts and John-David loves her money. And from the looks of him, he probably loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts too. The dude doesn't look like a vagina-only kind of boy.
This bitch is going to get her gold digging membership card revoked if she marries this one. Fuck it, ride it, suck it, eat it and then throw that shit away! She does not need any legal ties to that dick. His ass is going to do whatever it takes for her to say "I do." He'll even deal with her pissing on his dick during fucky times. Okay, let's talk about this for a quick second.
My horny aunt once told me that she couldn't hold her water during sex anymore. She actually said that she "wets on the penis" sometimes. I figured she meant she was just busting nuts, but she cleared it up for me, "No. I go #1." She actually said #1. We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. Anyway, she said that in her old age, she has that problem now. I asked some other oldies about it and they said it never happens to them. So my aunt obviously just has a pissy pussy. For some reason when I saw these pictures of Ivana and her new piece, I thought of pissy pussy.
Here's Ivana, her plastic cat face and her toy at some restaurant in Paris last night.
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BTW, work at bank and Donald doesn't have any money. In reality I am richer than him
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:16am.
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SK, her face is puffy, bloated and scary looking. She's got Melanie G. face times ten. Young men that prey on desperate women like this disgust me. The are both nasty.
Even w/all that plastic surgery she still has that clay-looking Eastern European face, non?
go ahead and work it, you'll never be pretty anyway
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
I wonder if MK's mom is a pissy pussy since his Aunt is...lol.
Goal for the week:Try to fit "pissy pussy" into everyday conversations.
example:THAT FUCKING PISSY PUSSY,HE JUST CUT ME OFF!
Then I usually follow up with DICK~FUCK!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Re: Your aunt's pussy. She is almost certainly just a squirter. I found out at 44 that I can squirt. I think a lot of people assume it is piss but it's a female ejaculation. But yeah, Ivana, do NOT marry that codpiece. Just fuck 'im and forget about it.
My lil girls daddy was 28 and he was a very good lay but very immature.I doubt I would go younger again.Do women really still have hair down there?I thought everyone shaved it nowadays.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Joey would do him. I'm not interested in current events, and I doubt he reads Time, Newsweek, or even US, without moving his lips....He can move more interesting parts
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
"Hard As A Rock"
For Christs sake can't we just all get old and deal with it? When I was 36 I tried some young punk 23 year old's ass out. He had a small dick and was in and out like a jack rabbit. It really was awful. He was hot, but man, what a disappointment. I decided that I needed to sleep more than deal with his tiny peen. All the more power to her but SHEESH. It is plain silly.
Like I said...nothing wrong with having a good time.
Life is short, and she has millions of Donald's money, she might as well live it up while she can.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:22am.
Not to mention, a la Demi Moore, you're forced to compete with your own kids or your ex's GF.
Mrs. K., that better be chicken soup in that Valium bottle. Don't make me bend you over my knee! Sweet dreams!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:14am.
*crickets*
OK kids
I'm gonna go take a whole bottle of Valium, drink an entire bottle of Stoli and put a plastic bag over my head.
'Nite
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Aren't you even going to OFFER to share?
liquor's quicker but candy is dandy...
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:22am.
It's the only way I can get cockier.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:20am.
What? That sounds like my typical Friday.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Sheeps,
Yes he is too young. However I found myself in a 'cougar situation' much to my embarrassment, seriously dude looked older than he is, but holy shit anything young enough to be your child or in this case grandchild is TOO FUCKING YOUNG!
TV,
You can't fool us, we know you will never need a penile implant. *blush*
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
@TV:
Meanie!
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Nite, Mrs. K!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Yeah - I like the hair falling out part too. That's gonna save me tonnes of time!
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Mrs. K! NO!
I was postulating on a Britney thread!
Gimme a second - lemme catch up!
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*crickets*
OK kids
I'm gonna go take a whole bottle of Valium, drink an entire bottle of Stoli and put a plastic bag over my head.
'Nite
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:09am.
I wish guys got that.
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they do, oh yes, they do.
You people have no idea what you're in for, do you?
Gird your loins, my pretties.
Growing old is not for sissies.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:08am.
This is not so bad. I can save a bundle on lazer removal!
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or use it on your face and nipples
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:56pm.
Mmmm, don't forget LOSS of pubic hair.
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I wish guys got that. The money I save on sack and crack wax could pay for that penile implant I'll be needing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:05am.
Yes, I know, my pet. I refused to get presbyopia and yet here I sit wearing trifocals.
Who knows where the time goes?
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:06am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:01am.
This is a new one on me. Please elaborate - is this a men only thing?
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NO!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAH
Your pussy is gonna look like a little girl's again. One day you'll look down and you'll sing...
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This is not so bad. I can save a bundle on lazer removal!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Is that her fucking hairdresser? If so, can he update that dumb fucking hairstyle she's had for the last 80 fucking years?
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:01am.
This is a new one on me. Please elaborate - is this a men only thing?
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NO!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAH
Your pussy is gonna look like a little girl's again. One day you'll look down and you'll sing...
Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving
But how can they know it's time for them to go?
Before the winter fire, I will still be dreaming
I have no thought of time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
Sad, deserted shore, your fickle friends are leaving
Ah, but then you know it's time for them to go
But I will still be here, I have no thought of leaving
I do not count the time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
And I am not alone while my love is near me
I know it will be so until it's time to go
So come the storms of winter and then the birds in spring again
I have no fear of time
For who knows how my love grows?
And who knows where the time goes?
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:04am.
Marry him or adopt him?
Sorry sluts, I am sure it has been said
No, I don't think it has been. How are you, EEG? He's too young, right?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:49pm.
Ladies meet your future--The flabby flappy saggy arms...it's gonna hit all of youse.
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Oh, like HELL. I refuse to ever, EVER have bat wings.
Ever.
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
Marry him or adopt him?
Sorry sluts, I am sure it has been said but I am one lazy bitch.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
they're all drinkin' thinkin' that they got it made.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:56pm.
Mmmm, don't forget LOSS of pubic hair.
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This is a new one on me. Please elaborate - is this a men only thing?
Tread gently please, I can only take so many glimpses of the future in one day.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I think it was dame edna who called the flabby underarm bits 'bye byes' as in your hand stops but your arms keep waving.
Hey! Speaking of witch, where the hell are is the aussie brigade?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:56pm.
Mmmm, don't forget LOSS of pubic hair.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:55pm.
oh, you can run but you cannot hide.
Gravity always wins.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:49pm.
Ladies meet your future--The flabby flappy saggy arms...it's gonna hit all of youse.
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Great. We'll just add that to the list. Pissy pussy, gray pubic hair, chin hairs and nipple hairs.
Still... all and all, better than going bald.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Her little boy toy probaby hangs and swings off that flabby arm skin for shits & giggles. It should be an Olympic event. Fuck.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:49pm.
Ladies meet your future--The flabby flappy saggy arms...it's gonna hit all of youse.
I'm not sure it's inevitable but nearly so. That's why God invented long sleeves.
Do they make spanx for arms? I'm gwan get me some of those!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:48pm.
i refuse to believe ivana's 59 based on thumbnails 1-7&8 ....;)
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:49pm.
Ladies meet your future--The flabby flappy saggy arms...it's gonna hit all of youse.
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Which is cool and all because I plan to cover mine and keep them covered, thank you very much.
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Ladies meet your future--The flabby flappy saggy arms...it's gonna hit all of youse.
One way or another, it's gonna find ya'
It's gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
One way or another, it's gonna win ya'
It's gonna get ya', get ya' ,get ya', get ya'
One way or another, it's gonna see ya'
It's gonna meet ya', meet ya', meet ya', meet ya'
One day maybe next week, it's gonna meet ya'
It's gonna meet ya', it'll meet ya'
Trust.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:37pm.
So do I. I'm going to Newark tomorrow, I'll ask one of the homeless squeegee guys for any useful tips.
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Have you heard the one about the leper and the hooker?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:46pm.
LOL! You just reminded me. I had my artiste friend's daughter with us and we were picking up a burger....they had a little TV. Suddenly she yells: OMG Those people are fighting in that ice baseball game! LOL!
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Hand slapped over mouth reading that.
Was she pelted with fries?
Where on earth is this girl from that she hasn't ever seen a hockey game?
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I know, right? WTF?
What can I say? Her dad's from Rosedale. He's kind of a poof but in a totally heterosexual way.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:42pm.
I refuse to believe she's 59 because of the 8th thumbnail. She does that same pose every time someone yells "Bingo!!!!".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jean-David looks like the kind of hook-up intended to show off to your recent ex: "See what I've got?"
LOL! You just reminded me. I had my artiste friend's daughter with us and we were picking up a burger....they had a little TV. Suddenly she yells: OMG Those people are fighting in that ice baseball game! LOL!
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Hand slapped over mouth reading that.
Was she pelted with fries?
Where on earth is this girl from that she hasn't ever seen a hockey game?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.