Tina Turner Gives Us What We Want
Dear Beyonce, Brit Brit and all those other bitches who think they know how it's done - This is how it's really done! This is exactly how the world wants to be entertained. Tina Turner is the que-que-que...I can't call her that. The word won't come out. If I do, Queen Aretha will lay one of her chichis over me and I'll disappear forever.
During her "I'm 69 an Oh So Fine" tour, Tina Turner gets her hot ass into her old Aunty Entity outfit and plops Kim Zolciak's weekend wig on her head to perform "We Don't Need Another Hero." This is the shit I need to see. Heaven is probably Tina Turner wearing this outfit singing that song on a loop. That mega hot piece behind her is also there feeding us grapes.
Below are a few more pictures of Tina Turner busting it for the audience at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night. Tommy Girl and his tired robot wifey were in the audience. Tommy was only there to ask Tina how he can get a hold of one of those Aunty Entity costumes. One of Johnny Travolta's fantasies involves him in his Battlefield Earth costume and Tommy as Aunty Entity.
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Damn!Tina looks ferocious!She is still smoking hot and has great legs.Madonna needs to take lessons from this woman.Even the Thunderdome costume is awesome.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Damm Tina has packed on a few pounds since the day but by gawd she is still some hot shit for a 69 year old blister!! Stack her up against Streisand or some other douche bag of that vintage - she rocks the house and makes all those othe wannabe's look like shit. Rock on Tina - you are some hot bitch!
angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:31pm.
I know! It's because he's literally sucking the hot out of Katie. I know it. He's got her hooked up to one of them machines and he's sucking out her hot.
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Even his chin looks new.
Yo, jim. You say you're a rocker, but you're always going on about how the Super Bowl half-time band sucks. Britney Spears sucked. I'll give you that one. Janet Jackson and Timberlake sucked too. But Tom Petty and the Stones rock. Bruce Springsteen will rock. Forgive them for aging, but they don't suck.
Please tell me a few of the bands you like.
BTW, here's a really hot video of Tina Turner and Cher from back in the day when they were looking FINE. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPDuaIWfvE&feature=related
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:25pm.
Cruise's face looks different...again.
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I know! It's because he's literally sucking the hot out of Katie. I know it. He's got her hooked up to one of them machines and he's sucking out her hot.
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TIME TO HANG IT UP TINA BEFORE YOU GET TO PLAY AT NEXT YEAR'S SUPER BOWL SO THE HALFTIME SHOW WILL SUCK DICK FOR THE 100TH YEAR IN A ROW!! AND BOY DOES KATIE LOOK FUCKING GOOD..NOT!! JUST FUCK OFF KATIE AND GO COLOR THAT HAIR BLUE, SIT AT HOME AND KNIT AND KEEP CHOPPING THAT HAIR OFF CUNT!!
Cruise's face looks different...again.
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Id think robot girl would get tired of always having to pose with her head tipped down so it appears she's shorter.
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Tina is the BEST.
Look at those legs....yowza!!!!!!!!!!
Tina's an awesome old broad but the Mad Max outfit is fugly.
Submitted by Courtney Love on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:16pm.
Ahh Tina.. the only woman who could make me moist...
Call me Anna Mae!
Clearly she's campaigning for Hot Slut of the Year!
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Your avie should win HSOTY. I thought his enormous mane of pubes was showing before I squinted.
Tina Turner looks great!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Ahh Tina.. the only woman who could make me moist...
Call me Anna Mae!
Clearly she's campaigning for Hot Slut of the Year!
Tina is amazing, but come on, those outfits belong on skanks, not a Queen.
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HOT DAMN! THAT'S ONE SEXAY CHOCO BEAR!
Tina is pretty hot, too.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
What the heeeellll....
Why is the God Warrior not pouncing on this? Looks like she could have an awesome showdown with the rooster fur warrior back there and the bouffant spaceship warrior up front.
Come on. What the fuck? This isn't a Valkyrie opera. What kind of person with any remnant of sanity would wear that?
Time to go to the nursing home.
I adore Tina, and she has earned my respect for rocking hard in the 60's and 70's, for reinventing herself in the 80's with some solid pop tunes.
But when I see her in that plus-size Mad Max, Beyond Thunderthighs get-up, I imagine she's singing, "We Don't Need Another Hero".
Damn right! No more heros, hoagies, or subs either!
The dude behind her is a bit on the muscle-bound side, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating Oreo cookies.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Anybody here remembers when Tina sung that song for Senna? I think they played this over and over after he died on tvglobo?
At any rate, her legs still look amazing after all these years. No cellie in sight! DAY-UM!
Take that starving b*tches such as Posh. If your name is Posh, you're definitely crying while looking at these pictures, because it doesn't matter how long you live on ciggies and tofu, your knees are still saggy and you've got the cellies!
Wow. She is still rockin at 69.
Tommy was getting old so he sucked out Katie's youth straight from her bone marrow.
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Um, ok. I hate that. Sorry. I just do.
But the thumbs are hot.
Why can we not see this bitch instead of that hackneyed one?
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Those legs! Got Damn!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I bet Miss Turner shaves her pits too.
Beyonce, pay attention.
The woman still has fabulous legs!
Though I've always wondered what happened to her torso?!
I'm 69 an Oh So Fine" tour,
My 50 year old gay instructor last night was like "oooh 69 is my life..why do you think I am so happy all the time?!"
I was like Oh my holy god I soooooo did not need a mental picture of that
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Happy Holidays
Tina Turner is a goddess.
Stunned speechless by the size of Beyonce in the background.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well