Tina Turner Gives Us What We Want
Dear Beyonce, Brit Brit and all those other bitches who think they know how it's done - This is how it's really done! This is exactly how the world wants to be entertained. Tina Turner is the que-que-que...I can't call her that. The word won't come out. If I do, Queen Aretha will lay one of her chichis over me and I'll disappear forever.
During her "I'm 69 an Oh So Fine" tour, Tina Turner gets her hot ass into her old Aunty Entity outfit and plops Kim Zolciak's weekend wig on her head to perform "We Don't Need Another Hero." This is the shit I need to see. Heaven is probably Tina Turner wearing this outfit singing that song on a loop. That mega hot piece behind her is also there feeding us grapes.
Below are a few more pictures of Tina Turner busting it for the audience at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night. Tommy Girl and his tired robot wifey were in the audience. Tommy was only there to ask Tina how he can get a hold of one of those Aunty Entity costumes. One of Johnny Travolta's fantasies involves him in his Battlefield Earth costume and Tommy as Aunty Entity.
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This is one of my faves. Mick Jagger and Tina Turner at Live Aid in Philly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDsXGGKWf7c
This one's for real.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She's looks good! Britney already looks like a old ass hooker.
I'm good at 69 too
oh!
you meant age....
my bad.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
* tommy girl looks like a pushy and demanding power bottom in the pic
* tina - have you heard of 69? it's your fucking age! so stop wearing that shit for god's sake...trannies around the globe are hanging themselves because of you
Tina Turner fucking RULES, man! We should all look so good at 69. Tina, you are The Queen in my book!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
She is the queen. Anyone remember how she was gone for a long time & then came out and worked it for What's love got to do with it? She blew everyone away & propelled herself back into mega stardom. I mean, Aretha's good, but ... ahhhhh! big chi-chi!!!! *death*
Why is Kool Aid Katie Holmes yellow? Bitch looks sick.
lovely pics, show some pic love from catherine at """"""""""""sugarbabymeet.co m"""""""""""""
Might one of you lovely people give me an introduction to the tall gentleman behind Miss Turner? He makes me weak in the knees. If he'd let me love him, I know he'd never regret it.
Ivana Trump the Child Toucher -- on a good day -- can't even begin to summon the hotness of Anna Mae. Tina RULES THE WORLD! And she's a decade older than the Child Toucher.
Okay, I didn't say queen ... so Aretha should be happy.
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Love Tina, but not like this. It's sad.
That woman is a diva.
And by that I was speaking of the Tom Cruise photo.
Say what you will, but Tina has got a set of legs. Grrrrr....
If this Broadway thing doesn't work out for her, Katie call still make good money doing AARP commercials.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:08pm.
Listen up, GonnaDi4,
jimBo is our homeslice. Betta step on off.
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Thank you
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
I'm into poetry.
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Submitted by GlitterSha on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:13pm.
Tina is The True Tranny Fuckin' Ferocia and all the Haters (Aretha) need to bow down to her Lady of
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
If I actually live to be 69, I pray to the Tranny Gods in Heaven that I will be HALF this Fierce and rediculous! This bitch can wipe the floor with all those idiots trying to entertain these days. Tina is The True Tranny Fuckin' Ferocia and all the Haters (Aretha) need to bow down to her Lady of Mohawk and recognize! Shoo...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
She looks like Mr T in drag wearing that silver outfit.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I would not have picked the word malnourished...Oh,oh, you talking about the thumbs. Gotcha.
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Submitted by Am on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:00pm.
He's looking tired and old. She's looking malnourished. They are perfect for each other!
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Listen up, GonnaDi4,
jimBo is our homeslice. Betta step on off.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:40pm.
oh, and jim, you're a loser.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Tina Turner still has the gams and the bod for her dresses...She always had the greatest legs in show business!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:03pm.
((DEBFH!!)) :)
Mrs, K!
Fed Exing you tissue-ings by the gross...control your tears until tomorrow....
DOT!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Tina is legend. QUEEN.
I say if you still have it at 69, flaunt it!
looks like another job for...........Common Sense Man!!!!!
C'mon people, she's 69 effin years old. I challenge anyone to come up with a picture of a woman that age who's slim. The body spreads and there ain't much you can do about it. Look at Cloris Leachman and don't show me some frail looking woman either, if she's slim at that age she was slim when she was younger. Tina has always been healthy (i.e. some meat on her bones).
My job is done here, up, up and awaaaaaaiting......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Tina can do no wrong in my book. She is "simply the best, better than all the rest..."
He's looking tired and old. She's looking malnourished. They are perfect for each other!
Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:46pm.
I'm snickering with you, and I don't feel one bit guilty! OK, maybe a little. ;)~
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
How did Jiggywidit get a comment from that hateful little SOB, Mix Well? OMG< I have missed too much DListed...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Tina is the legend!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:54pm.
Somebody called jim a looser? I am fightin' mad.
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YES!!!
Do you have any tissues??
*weeping and wailing*
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
God Bless 'er..She's sportin' some serious stems there for an ol' gal!
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Do these shoes make my ass look fat?
"We don't need another heroooooo" *kicks Tommy in the nad-patch*
Tina's legs should be bronzed. WOWie, wow, wow, WOW!
Tina has earned the right to do whatever the hell she wants.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Somebody called jim a looser? I am fightin' mad.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Who is that big chocolate brotha behind Tina? Yum. I'd swallow his dark juice.
From what I hear, Tina gave a performance that would make Madge run home to Mama, and she actually sang it, and danced her old bow legged ass around the stage.
Go Tina!
@Deb--Thanks doll. I had a very busy weekend, and I still trying to catch up on the sleep I missed.
And I love "great moments" like that.
You can't make that stuff up.♥
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:41pm.
Speaking of Tom Cruise...I saw Lucky # Slevin this weekend and our little Suri is the spitting image of Josh Hartnett.
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He is and always was my first guess for Suri papa watch. The eyes and hair.
TRUTH HURTS 2DI4..THAT IS REAL ORIGINAL NAME AND I AM SURE WOULD DI4 KATIE'S COOL HAIRCUT AND TINA'S OLD ASSHOLE!!
Mrs. K!
I'll have you know I was calling for you this weekend, a la Samantha calling Dr. Bombay.
Good to see you back in action!
Once I was riding the Green Line downtown on a Saturday morning for work. This huge possible tranny gets on wearing this circa 80's Tina wig.
When she gets off, the guy sitting behind me says, "What's love got to DO with it!".
It was a great moment.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:05pm.
You're taking instruction in gay? What are the pre-requisites to qualify for that course?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
snickers
*feels horribly guilty*
snickers again
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:12pm.
But when I see her in that plus-size Mad Max, I imagine she's singing, "We Don't Need Another Hero". Damn right! No more heros, hoagies, or subs either!
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Those grapes are gonna be peeled right? I don't cotton to peel.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:40pm.
oh, and jim, you're a loser.
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be that as it may, I would still crawl over crushed glass on my belly for him.
I am that kind of woman.
And he is that kind of man.
Fish gotta swim birds gotta fly I gotta love one man till I die can't help loving that Jim of mine.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
When I first looked at the thumbnail of Katie and Tom, I saw a woman in her mid-late fifties. I think all the goddamn stooping she has to do in photo ops with Toomy boy make her look like she's in the beginning stages of osteoporosis.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Speaking of Tom Cruise...I saw Lucky # Slevin this weekend and our little Suri is the spitting image of Josh Hartnett.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
oh, and jim, you're a loser.
Sad. Simply sad. I can't believe that she is so desperate for fame and fortune.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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she looks a little like a sexy muppet. but DAYUM! i hope to look like at 50. there's no hope for me to get to 69 looking like that. white cracks. ...hard.
i love tina but these outfits are just too god darn funny.
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