Tina Turner Gives Us What We Want
Dear Beyonce, Brit Brit and all those other bitches who think they know how it's done - This is how it's really done! This is exactly how the world wants to be entertained. Tina Turner is the que-que-que...I can't call her that. The word won't come out. If I do, Queen Aretha will lay one of her chichis over me and I'll disappear forever.
During her "I'm 69 an Oh So Fine" tour, Tina Turner gets her hot ass into her old Aunty Entity outfit and plops Kim Zolciak's weekend wig on her head to perform "We Don't Need Another Hero." This is the shit I need to see. Heaven is probably Tina Turner wearing this outfit singing that song on a loop. That mega hot piece behind her is also there feeding us grapes.
Below are a few more pictures of Tina Turner busting it for the audience at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night. Tommy Girl and his tired robot wifey were in the audience. Tommy was only there to ask Tina how he can get a hold of one of those Aunty Entity costumes. One of Johnny Travolta's fantasies involves him in his Battlefield Earth costume and Tommy as Aunty Entity.
Tina Turner is the que-que-que...I can't call her that. The word won't come out. If I do, Queen Aretha will lay one of her chichis over me and I'll disappear forever
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Next year for HAlloween I want to have 2 guys dressed like the one there on stage with her and have them accompany me to parties all night. It's so OTT and fantastic and I mean just look at him. Old school warrior look.
Didn't I see those costumes at Kmart marked down after halloween?
Old Drag Queen!
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Those legs....*looking sadly down at my grape stompers*...sigh.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Aww Tina, you are The Queen, but damn, lose the Thunderdome getup. Still a million times hotter than Brit and her ilk.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Katie must get a crick in her neck after posing for photos with that midget. "If I tilt my head down enough, our eyes almost like like they're at the same height."
Pfft.
I have no idea how this woman can look this good at this age but I'm sure she busts her butt. It's funny how she can look this good at her age and someone like Madonna, despite constant workouts and surgery, is almost twenty years younger and easily looks ten years older.
It's the down economy.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:18am.
Katie still shops at the Goodwill store my granny likes.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Amazing.
Go to any PTA meeting in america and see fat, tired, mullet wearing women in their twenties, then look at this woman about to be seventy.
and it's nice to see that even with all that money, Katie still shops at the Goodwill store my granny likes.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I know this is wrong, but looking at the Mad Max
ensemble, I just keep getting a Klumps Go Vegas kind of feeling.
*wipes silent tears*
And I've always loved Tina.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:42pm.
Does Tommy not allow her to wear make up anymore or is she just too depressed to give a crap.
Hopefully Miss Turner will inspire her to turn her life around. Go Katie, leave with nothing and maybe one day you too will be a star. Well, maybe not, but at least you won't be so miserable.
Ah Tina, you are a gem. A word of caution however, don't let Tommy try on your costumes- I know, you're a nice lady and it's horrible to see a grown man cry, but you will never get the stains out.
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>>>>>She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
In that main picture, the guards looks like Shawn Wayans on steroids. I just picture him saying "9 Brandon! 10! 11 Brandon!..."
I never thought I'd say it bit Tina as Aunt Entity is starting to look like Florida from the Jeffersons.
Seriously. Take Tina's legs from the torso down and guess her age? The woman is effing AGELESS.
Love Tina! She can do what she bloody well likes!
the red dress is hot stuff!
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
legs for days, beautiful!
Tina's legs are so effing off the charts awesome it's just cwazyyyyy. Also, gf has some adorable, teensy feet too! No creepy veins and shit.
Tina could make buko bucks on a diet/health book if she hasn't already because whatever the hell she's doing she's doing it right.
The silver outfit thingy she's wearing is horrible though...egads...but the other thumbs of her in her short-dresses...wow.
Tina could kick every hater's ass with those awesome legs of hers.
That bitch is trifling.. Please, someone offer her Wino's crack pipe and a free hit to start her off.. Jesus Christ. At least let Tina have Aretha's "Queen" title while Aretha is off having a side of beef appetizer at Outback just to keep Tina from going off on a depressing KFC chicken fat overdose.
Tina is God. almost forty years young and I feel fat and old and lazy looking at these pics. The fact that she's aging gracefully is even more of a feat than not aging at all. Screw Aretha - this woman is the Queen.
I assume someone already pointed it out pages ago, but that hot piece is one of the American Gladiators..."Justice." Bitch does an amazing Rings....
This is what real talent looks like. It's sad to watch the "musicians"(BWAhahahahahaha) of today. She's still running laps around them at 70.
work it out tina! looking fantastic as always...and i won't let the picture of tommy and katie ruin my night...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Tina is 10 years older than Ivana. She looks 10 years younger.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Does Tommy not allow her to wear make up anymore or is she just too depressed to give a crap.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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BTW, nice try on the video, Deb. :)
God DAMN I wish I had those legs!!!!!!!!
The venerable Ms. Tina Turner is a living legend/icon. She looks fantastic! You Go Tina!!!!
~SAS
I was also there last night. She was great!
She may be a bit thicker around the middle, but she is still hotter than most women half her age. She is freaking Awesome.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:31pm.
Good news for you & Ethel. You already know him. His name is "All Caps" jim.
*sighs*
We can dream, right?
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:50pm.
This is one of my faves. Mick Jagger and Tina Turner at Live Aid in Philly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDsXGGKWf7c
I remember watching this when it was originally aired. They were great together.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Nice knitwear granny Kate...
Submitted by Ethel Mertz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:11pm.
Might one of you lovely people give me an introduction to the tall gentleman behind Miss Turner? He makes me weak in the knees. If he'd let me love him, I know he'd never regret it.
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I too would like to love him.
But I must admit, I'm a little afraid.
And that makes me want to love him more.
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Does that hot piece behind her have a name?? If anyone has it, can you give it to me along with his number?? ;)
As for AnoWh0reBot, I refuse to ruin my evening with her tonight.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
I fucking LOVE Tina Turner ~ TRUELY!!!
Tom C. is losing his boyish LQQKS, I see.. He's looks old next to Katie.
@ DebFrmHell--
Trolls gun for me, what can I say? I have to beat the little buggers off my legs with a stick.
That said, this little critter took the words right out o' my mouth. ;-)
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:58pm.
How did Jiggywidit get a comment from that hateful little SOB, Mix Well? OMG< I have missed too much DListed...
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Submitted by Noelegy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:56pm.
holy cow, your avie!!
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
I don't believe that's the original chainmail dress from "Beyond Thunderdome." That looks to be a significantly more lightweight fabric version.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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My god, that is truly fucking awesome. It gives me chills just thinking about it. And I still FUCKING love that silly song. I've got it on my playlist at work & I hear it at least once a week.
Tina Turner is awsome, always has been, always will be!
I adore Tina Turner.
Sexy, smart, talented and successful.
Did y'all know? Tina is a Nichiren Buddhist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOsr_ZOi-Jo
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Her hips are climbing up under her chi chi's but those legs go on forever. You GO girl!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
At 69, Tina's legs still look better than mine. Gotta give props for that. Urethra Franklin should be checking into the Tina Fit Club sometime soon.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:02pm.
awaaaaaaaaaaiting... what? Someone to agree with you? Okay, I will. Tina was never Twiggy (Oh, god, she might have been, when she was 15 - no need to go find a picture) and she looks great. 69, people, 69 - that's an age, not an order.
You're all way too young to see how awesome it is for her to be up there, looking like that - except I hate that horrendous silver thing she's wearing.
Hell, I want her legs and her arms. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70