Stephen Colbert Wants To Take Down Kanye West
Stephen Colbert has a mission for America. He wants all of us to purchase his Christmas album on iTunes this Wednesday at 5pmEST so that he can push Kanye West off the #1 spot. Stephen believes that his ego is big enough to go up against and crush Kanye's gigantic-enormous-magnificent ego.
I will gladly march with Stephen's army and spend $7.99 to help complete his mission, but deep down I know Kanye West will prevail! He will not be trumped by The Colbert! He will take to his MacBook Air and swiftly purchase as many copies of his own album as possible so that Stephen will come up short. BITCH BOGUS! And I also can't wait to hear what Kanye has to say.....in all CAPS of course. He's not angry, just lazy!
The truth is, Our Lady of Cheetos is going to triumph against both of them. Do not underestimate the Cheetoholics!
Stephen's call to America is below:
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:44pm.
Kinda off topic
Britney's '09 tour - "The Circus: Staring Britney Spears" is very, very close to being declared "sold out"
Fans have brought OVER 100,000 Tickets for the US leg of the tour.
Tickets went on sale early this morning, that figure was reached just before lunch time.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:01pm.
I loooooooove that movie...when it come on for 24 hours I watch it all day!
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Happy Holidays
@M.E - I can't believe how much people are willing to pay to see her Lip synch (badly), she can't even dance anymore. *screams*
@Mrs. Gosling,
Lol! There's always the 2010 "Gotta Keep Ripping The Fans Off" Tour...
@Salem13,
I don't think you can do that. You can also "gift" the album to friends/family/random strangers - but it only counts if the person you gift it to downloads it.
If it's anything like last year, fans will be holding up copies of the 100 albums they brought while grining like loons. Remember Chris Crooker? He bragged about buying 10 and gave 5 of them away to homeless people.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Mrs G. / Salem!!
You are going to make me go home and watch this movie now!!! *grumble grumble grumble*
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:44pm.
Britney's '09 tour - "The Circus: Staring Britney Spears"
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Well, at least they got the title right.
Hi h0rs!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I'll buy his album when he pronounces his surname correctly.
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"These boots are not made for walking, but they are made for gliding along the craters of Mars." - MK
I notice that in the photo of Colbert & Kanye hugging, that Kanye looks like a black Ben Affleck.
Does anybody else see that, too, or are my mom jeans too tight?
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:30pm.
Yes but if it goes #1 on billboard it could be because her fans are buying more than one copy? Itunes has a limit but you can't you erase the song and redownload?
O/T: I will do my civic duty and support Mr Colbert.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:44pm.
I would totally go....except i went to the Spice Girls concert and i feel thats enough pop cheesyness for a while
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Happy Holidays
Colbert rules, but he should know that good taste is dead and that he'll likely lose this, no matter what.
To be honest, I don't think his X-mas album will be a musical masterpiece either, nor will I purchase it.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:28pm.
All Caps Jim,
You know, if Mrs Kravitz isn't treating you right *wink*wink*...oh...hey Hoff! Me? What? Noooo.
Jump off my koolaid or we'll have a good old fashion eastside/westside beat down!
meet me in front of the BP building!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I love Colbert but this is just a ploy to get people to buy his album.
A funny ploy, but a ploy nonetheless.
DAE - that kind of news is going to force me to jump off a bridge.
Bob Saget's twin is slightly less creepy than he is, but not by much. Not much at all.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:30pm.
I love him too, but I know what you mean. I guess he's being "in character" as the obnoxious host, but it would be nice to let them get a few more words in.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Kinda off topic
Britney's '09 tour - "The Circus: Staring Britney Spears" is very, very close to being declared "sold out"
Fans have brought OVER 100,000 Tickets for the US leg of the tour.
Tickets went on sale early this morning, that figure was reached just before lunch time.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
"There is only one way to stop Kanye's arrogance and that is with my arrogance."
So true. Love it.
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good god kanye is brilliantly shit
but that fucking womanizah song has been earworming me for too long now- you can't escape it + its so damn repetative like stepping on chewing gum with your brain
tragically, she will probably come out on top
i mean good for her sorta getting her shit together and all but it damages the soul to hear her music...
maybe in the future there will be ,musical parody awards...zat would be nicer!
I would but I don't know how to buy things on the computer.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
But, I love Kanye!
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
Cya xxyxz!
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
So not underestimate the loons.
They are infected with cheeto dust.
It's like what awoke the zombies in whatever Night/Day/Dawn of the Dead it was where the punks were dancing on graves at the Cemetery and the other guys were trapped in a lab or something. I dont remember which on it was.
xxyxz!
Hiiiii!!
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Byeeeee!!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:29pm.
Oooh, "Mandonna." I likes it. MK should use that moniker from now on.
Lol, you're such a funny, evil genius!!
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Have a good one whores
stephen who? *yawn*
Britney's "Circus" is the #1 album on itunes and hasn't even been out 24 hours.
Unless Billboard block her like they did last year (when the allowed the Eagles album sales to count) she'll be #1 for sure.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
I love Stephen Colbert but it really frosts my cookies when he constantly interrupts his guests when they're in the middle of saying something worth hearing. He NEVER lets them talk!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:28pm.
@ jim--
Madonna beat you to it.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Take that Mandonna!
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@ jim--
Madonna beat you to it.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
All Caps Jim,
You know, if Mrs Kravitz isn't treating you right *wink*wink*...oh...hey Hoff! Me? What? Noooo.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
i pledge to buy Stephens CD and i will donate it to the poor and homeless children.
Kanye is an a-hole who isn't worth the shit I scrap off my shoe.
STEPHEN COLBERT OWNS ALL OF YOUR MISERABLE SOULS!
No seriously Stephen > the world. End of story. No snark. Now nog my egg BITCH!
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You'll shoot your eye out.
JIMMY JIMMY JIM JAM IS THE MAN WITH A TOILET TAPPING PLAN!
*plop*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Um Colbert has a x-mas album but for why? I read his last book and I thought it was hilarious until I heard his audio version and I realized the voice in my head was what made it even more hilarious lol
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by jim on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:23pm.
I'LL MAKE A CD OF MY SHIT HITTING THE TOILET WATER, IT WILL SOUND BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT NO TALENT ANNOYING ASSHOLE KAYNE HAS EVER MADE!!
How come we're not married yet?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hahahaha, I love both of them!!! Hope Kanye makes an appearance on his show acting all angry over what he said. That would be funny!
Colbert is one funny dude!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'LL MAKE A CD OF MY SHIT HITTING THE TOILET WATER, IT WILL SOUND BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT NO TALENT ANNOYING ASSHOLE KAYNE HAS EVER MADE!!
Yep. Brit's "Circus" is numbah one people! God bless Uhmericuh
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
*pffft*
LMAO.. I like Mr. Colbert.
What? Stephen Colbert has a Christmas album???
Kanky (typo, but I'm keeping it) actually looks nice in the pic MK chose. Though he could be on drugs.
SQUID BRAINS, please.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well