Stephen Colbert Wants To Take Down Kanye West
Stephen Colbert has a mission for America. He wants all of us to purchase his Christmas album on iTunes this Wednesday at 5pmEST so that he can push Kanye West off the #1 spot. Stephen believes that his ego is big enough to go up against and crush Kanye's gigantic-enormous-magnificent ego.
I will gladly march with Stephen's army and spend $7.99 to help complete his mission, but deep down I know Kanye West will prevail! He will not be trumped by The Colbert! He will take to his MacBook Air and swiftly purchase as many copies of his own album as possible so that Stephen will come up short. BITCH BOGUS! And I also can't wait to hear what Kanye has to say.....in all CAPS of course. He's not angry, just lazy!
The truth is, Our Lady of Cheetos is going to triumph against both of them. Do not underestimate the Cheetoholics!
Stephen's call to America is below:
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE on the famous rich men seeking affairs dating site called " !!!.sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com" where lots of celebs and wealthy men seek love&Romance.
Colbert Nation!
The truth is, Our Lady of Cheetos is going to triumph against both of them.
And THAT is what is wrong with this country!
(well one thing)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:13pm.
I'm into the novels of Janet Evanovich. Her Stephanie Plum novels feature a large lab mix dog you would just love named Bob.
Bob gaks up socks a lot.
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and he's a bad swimmer.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:13pm.
I'm into the novels of Janet Evanovich. Her Stephanie Plum novels feature a large lab mix dog you would just love named Bob.
Bob gaks up socks a lot.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
My 10 yr old idolizes Colbert. lol
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Well Mike, why did you tell us then? You know we're only interested in the most important details!!
Sheesh.
Gossip tease.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:13pm.
Hell if I know. They went; I didn't. Besides when the word marriage passes my mom's lips, I change the subject, and fast.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:08pm.
My parents went to Stephen Colbert's wedding, bitches. His mother-in-law is one of my mom's best friends.
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What did they serve for dinner?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I meant that the thought of Colbert & Affleck embracing each other was making me hot.
*covers eyes in shame*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:16pm.
Leona,
Where on earth are you that it's too warm??? It's 5:45 here, pitch dark and 26 degrees.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
I already got the album, it is worth it just for Willie Nelson singing Little Dealer Boy.
My parents went to Stephen Colbert's wedding, bitches. His mother-in-law is one of my mom's best friends.
Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:49pm.
@ angel--
You ain't no God Warrior, sista. You is dark-sided!!
(And I like that about you.)
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Yeah - not a God Warrior. That would be way too tiring. I'll stick to warring my human worries:)
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Like all people with good taste, I hope Shitney Smear's album flops but even I cannot help but accept that there are tons of people out there with really poor taste who will support Shitney. They desewrve to be smeared by Shit Shit.
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God I used to have the BIGGEST crush on Stephen Colbert. It's the glasses and the Brooks Brothers suits. I hope he kicks Kanye's ass.
I do not do well with bleak and stark.
I like to keep my sunny side up, ya know, direct my feet to the sunny side of the street.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
We'll see.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:04pm.
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Hahah..well, this one really isn't as brutal as "No Country for Old Men," but it is stark and heart-wrenching.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
It was a tad Joyce Carol Oates. Heavy but a great read!! I somehow felt triumphant at the end, isn't that wierd?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
I have never read any Cormac McCarthy. Pudge says CM's work is very brutal, and well, you know I am much too sensitive for such stuff.
I prefer Judy Blume.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Nit,
I liked it, and it kept me hooked through to the very end, but when i was done, I just wanted to go to bed, pull the blankie over my head and hide. It was BLEAK!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Mrs. K, have you read it? If so, what'd ya' think?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Yes, I'm going down the road feeling bad, Lord, Lord
Lord, I'm going down this road feeling bad
Bad luck is all I've ever had (it sure is)
And I ain't a-gonna be treated this a-way
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:56pm.
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Mind bendingly superb. At first the lack of punctuation really threw me. But after that, I bought it hook, line and *gulp* sinker. Hope the movie will do it some justice.
How'd you like it?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nitwitty,
That was me! What'd you think?
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Clarisse, only have a min or so..but wanted to ask you..were you the one that asked me if I'd read, "The Road?"
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
@ angel--
You ain't no God Warrior, sista. You is dark-sided!!
(And I like that about you.)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:17pm.
But Madonna gives me strength. And Madonna thrusting a huge, hard cock makes me a WARRIOR! And I kind
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Carrot!
OOOPS! I didn't think of that. DO NOT CLICK!!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
MichaelK is the voice of this generation,Colbert and Kayne need to wise up!Kayne will think Colbert doesn't like black people or some other conspiracy is at work but I think Colbert is funny as hell.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I'm not sure, SC is acting a bit "douchey" as of late. I think that president schtick went to his head!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:36pm.
LCT,
Yeh, he tended to get over looked until Batman, even though he's been doing movies since he was 12.
http://www.broken-carrot.com/test/images/Empire-of-Sun-13.jpg
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Noooo! No baby pictures! I want to think about doing sex to him in the shower, not kissing his knee owies!
LCT,
Yeh, he tended to get over looked until Batman, even though he's been doing movies since he was 12.
http://www.broken-carrot.com/test/images/Empire-of-Sun-13.jpg
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
MK, you are totally right. The cheeto people are crazy and will push whatever crap Britney puts out right to the top!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:26pm.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
AND, jut because you are my emo sole matte, click here...
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/christian_bale
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Wow... that was so touching.. I'm going to Print Screen and tape it to my bathroom mirror.
Mmmmmm he sure is a hot piece, isn't he? I didn't really appreciate him until seeing Dark Knight again this past weekend, but YUM. Yum yum yum. Yum. Yum. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.
Carrottop!
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
AND, jut because you are my emo sole matte, click here...
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/christian_bale
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:16pm.
My lil Carrottopper!
You have been all workin. I have been all mopin. Writtin emo poetry and such....le sigh...
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I cut. My brain. It hurt. A. Lot. Sadness. Death. Tight pants. Bad Breath. Cut.
I missed you. And I sure missed your avies.
Hi, Sibsi:)
I get to missing Tranny Gollum too. It's like EXACTLY what my brain looks like. But Madonna gives me strength. And Madonna thrusting a huge, hard cock makes me a WARRIOR! And I kinda need that support right now:) Tranny Gollum (who came from Viva La Lohan (RIP)) will be back soon, I promise ♥
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Loooool ties Kanye with CROCS. wtf? Loves it!
My lil Carrottopper!
You have been all workin. I have been all mopin. Writtin emo poetry and such....le sigh...
Leona,
Where on earth are you that it's too warm??? It's 5:45 here, pitch dark and 26 degrees.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Angel!
Did not recognize you today! Kinda miss DragQueenGollum.
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"Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:09pm.
Tonic,
why'd ya have to come play so late? =("
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=( I'll pop in every now and then for the next few days.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hey sexy hos....
I'd name names but there's a bunch all y'all up in here! (hi, tonic - since you're sayin' the "hi's" and that's what caught my eye:)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:03pm.
*unbuttons waistband*
Ahhhh. But now I'm fixated on Ben Affleck and Stephen Colbert hugging each other.
*buttons back up*
Too hot for this early in the evening.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Tonic,
why'd ya have to come play so late? =(
Shit, i gotta go now!!!
See ya'll later maybe!
MUAH
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Clarissalina, I am feeling le sad in my blood pumper. We have not done the sex with gerbils.
Miss Priss!!! ♥♥♥ *muah!* How've you been? Long time no snarky times!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
LOL! Stephen's funny=)
O yeah - he went there.
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
TonicB!!!
Long time no see ho~;0)
How goes it
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Mrs G.,
Oh I love it too and I own it and my very own Fra-gee-le lamp!!
I can not start watching it this early though!! By XMas I will a mad-woman!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:58pm.
well, my mom jeans are too tight to, he does look like ben afleck.
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