Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....

Which in-the-news celebrity is worried that his relationships with a transexual escort and a rent boy are going to hit the newsstands? (Popbitch)

Stone Phillips! I don't know why he popped into my head. Wishful thinking. Don't even guess Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. Don't! He would never cheat on me.

She’s gone from sweet as pie to a hot mess! This former American beauty gets “so drunk and out of control it’s disgusting,” a security guard tells Star. “Two years ago, I got a limo from a friend’s company to take her to an event, and she threw up all over it. I ended up on my knees scrubbing up. It was the last time I will ever work for her - period!” (Star via Blind Gossip)

Eeeeeeasy. Mena Suvari?

Who could say no to this blonde moppet? Not her bodyguard who is often tasked with providing her with her favorite brand of cigarettes, American Spirit. So what’s the problem? This smokin’ little girl is only 15! (Star via Blind Gossip)

Another eeeeeeeasy one. Little Jenny from Gossip Girl?

Which young actor is hungrily hoovering up as much coke as he can get his hands on? He thinks it’s a kind of magic, but unfortunately one that gives him a two-day bout of depression and makes him shout utter bollocks at strangers for hours. Oh, and he also likes to pull rabbits out of men’s bottoms rather than a lady’s mary. (Holy Moly!)

Rabbits out of dude's asses? Richard Gere be damned! My guess is DanRad? He can "pull a rabbit" out of my bottom anytime. Seriously, he might find one in there as well as a few of your missing socks and maybe the Heart of the Ocean.


Posted by: Michael K


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Happy hour

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He is HWAT!!

cuntygolightly's picture

1. anderson cooper
4. danrad

Happy Hour's picture

I say we all dlisters unite and make that encounter between MK and his boo Anderson come to a reality before the end of the year.

Sibsi's picture

Little J is quickly becoming our generation's Shanon Dorherty? All bad girl, sh*tty character everyone hates in a teen drama...

The last one has gotta be Harry Potter.

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Larilee's picture

#2 could also be Thora Birch...

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He can "pull a rabbit" out of my bottom anytime.
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I don't know why but I can't help but picture MK wandering around his apartment practicing this line with an accent for fun...

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spankypants's picture

Number 1 is Gordon Ramsey. The tranny rumors have been out there for a while.

Stoney's picture

Number 3 is that Taylor skank from Gossip Girl. They had a huge spread on her in Star Magazine about how much she parties and is trying to keep up with the older stars.