Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which in-the-news celebrity is worried that his relationships with a transexual escort and a rent boy are going to hit the newsstands? (Popbitch)
Stone Phillips! I don't know why he popped into my head. Wishful thinking. Don't even guess Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. Don't! He would never cheat on me.
She’s gone from sweet as pie to a hot mess! This former American beauty gets “so drunk and out of control it’s disgusting,” a security guard tells Star. “Two years ago, I got a limo from a friend’s company to take her to an event, and she threw up all over it. I ended up on my knees scrubbing up. It was the last time I will ever work for her - period!” (Star via Blind Gossip)
Eeeeeeasy. Mena Suvari?
Who could say no to this blonde moppet? Not her bodyguard who is often tasked with providing her with her favorite brand of cigarettes, American Spirit. So what’s the problem? This smokin’ little girl is only 15! (Star via Blind Gossip)
Another eeeeeeeasy one. Little Jenny from Gossip Girl?
Which young actor is hungrily hoovering up as much coke as he can get his hands on? He thinks it’s a kind of magic, but unfortunately one that gives him a two-day bout of depression and makes him shout utter bollocks at strangers for hours. Oh, and he also likes to pull rabbits out of men’s bottoms rather than a lady’s mary. (Holy Moly!)
Rabbits out of dude's asses? Richard Gere be damned! My guess is DanRad? He can "pull a rabbit" out of my bottom anytime. Seriously, he might find one in there as well as a few of your missing socks and maybe the Heart of the Ocean.
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Dan was on ITAS??? I'll have to catch that! My favorite is still Depp.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Daniel Radcliffe, fo' sho.
The other night as I was enjoying an evening cocktail I was watching Inside the Actor's Studio... feeling dirty for the tingle in my girlie parts as I watched this young child discuss his "craft".
Anyway, he said his favorite swear word was "Bollocks".
robert patterson (twilight guy) was also in harry potter as cedric diggory. So it is possible, but i think this blind item would make more references to
vampires than magic.I stick, unfortunately, with Daniel Radcliff. He said recently on Actor's studio that his favorite curse is bullocks as well.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:48pm.
$4 That kid from Indiana Jones...I can't remember his name
Shia?Oh, god no,please!I lust this boy big time,I would freak.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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#1 Billy Bush
#2 I agree with MK
#3 I agree with MK
$4 That kid from Indiana Jones...I can't remember his name
OR
Since this comes from a Brit site, he might be British and we have never heard of him
#2 is Kiki Drunkst! Wasn't she in that beauty pageant movie with Kirstie Alley?
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:40pm.
#4 could be Robert Pattinson (sp?) My daughter says she read he has been having bouts of depression and panic attacks lately.
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Your spelling is correct, but I refuse to let it be him.
I suspect RP's bouts of panic and depression are secondary to his being bum-rushed everywhere he goes by horny middle-aged creampuffs like myself.
That would put anyone over the edge. Trust.
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#4 could be Robert Pattinson (sp?) My daughter says she read he has been having bouts of depression and panic attacks lately. He's young, and he's british, so the bullocks may be a reference to him being british?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
First one: Tom cruise - everyone knows he likes the bottom....little trolly whore
Last one: HARRY POTTER!!!!....just takin' my cue from the bollocks and magic
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Why be difficult when I smell of success at being impossible!
Fanning was born Feb of 1994 so she is just shy of 15.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Is Dakota 15 already? Damn...
I don't like her either, but not sure this would be already happening to her.
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I believe that number three is Jenny from GG. As much as people don't like Fanning, she's not 15. And she has a mop of blonde shit on her head.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
This is pain in the head.
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
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1.Bill O'Rielly
2.Thora Birch
3.Dakota Fanning
4.Radcliffe
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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#4 has to be DanRad...he was on Actor's Studio yesterday and his answer to "what is your favorite curse word?" was (*magically*) "BULLOCKS!"
#1 Larry King or Bill Oreily
#2 duh, Mena Sevari
#3 I dunno-I think that Jenny girl is all effed up.
#4 It PAINS me to say it, but it has to be Daniel Radcliff. Too many clues point to him! Maybe the redheaded kid in HP (Rupert something or other)
It would totally make sense if he is gay!
Stock Broker on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:15pm.
#3: The blonde girl from War of the Worlds...what's-her-name
Dakota Fanning.
I do not like her.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
#1: AJ Hammer
#2: Sarah Palin (ex- Miss Alaska)
#3: The blonde girl from War of the Worlds...what's-her-name
#4: Shia LeBeef
Jiggy!
LOL.
I replaced it with this. It's my "song killer".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mw-1ehsuJM
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:34pm.
I think he gets hornier as he gets balder.
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The Viagra don't grow hair, you know...;-)
Agreed about Annette. She should get with Al.
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@ Clarisse--
here you go: "Spaghetti Cat, cat,cat,cat, cat...I weep for you..."
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:36pm.
Jiggy!
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#1- Shepard Smith.
Who's Toby Anal Sacs?
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I think if we could set up MK with his boo for Xmas he'd (MK) would prolly start crying from joy. Meanwhile, those of us who are professional hags knew about DanRad way back. Not surprised.
Jiggy!
Gosh darn it! Every time I read one of your posts I get that Will Smith song stuck in ma head!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Na na na na na na na nana
Na na na na nana
Gettin jiggy wit it
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:31pm.
Annette is hot too.
I think he gets hornier as he gets balder.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:20pm.
Who WON'T he do? Even Kim Zolciak and Toby Anal Sacs have a shot with ML.
Poor Annette.
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@ Bella... lol that's funny, sometimes only sometimes, I think that maybe there is such thing as too much dilsted in my life.
...........makes him shout utter bollocks at strangers for hours.... sounds like me and my sister and her x-OZZIE husband down in the city after too much of the Porch Climber, Liquid Panty Remover and do it fluid.
number one is Larry King.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I will take bitch out if they go after Mah baby Boo!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Thank god Nitty!
ha ha ha
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:18pm.
oh oh the Matt comment about himbeing a horn doggie dog.....I hear he is doing the ho from access hollywood or what ever show she came from.
Maria something maybe?
The one who did the interview with Obamas little girls.
ha ha ha scandal!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:12pm.
Lolo, he's Harry Potter :)
oh GWAD i feel so dang just jared right now
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*pinches your chichis* Hmm..you don't feel like JJ to me.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:15pm.
it's cool babay, the hall monitors are on a diff thread. ;-)
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:05pm.
I say we all dlisters unite and make that encounter between MK and his boo Anderson come to a reality before the end of the year.
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I´m with you. The other day I was day dreaming and actually started imagining them together, how fucked up is that!? I´ve started to fantasise about Mah Boo on MK´s behalf. Although it was a non-sexual fantasy, just to clear that up...
#1 is Ted Koppel
#2 is obvious
#3 is Little Orphan Jenny (*gag* she's obnoxious)
#4 is Jonathan Rhys Meyers
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
xxyxz..
lmao..yes, but I am too lazy to keep up with a husband and a lover.. unless we alternate weekends.
Nice picture of Dr. Zaius.
And the cokeheaded bottom bunny has to be none other than Zac Efron.....or the little kid from Jerry Maguire.
1. Matt Lauer. Horn dog of the highest order.
Any sudden movements, and you're done.
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thanks KD and Salem
* blushes*
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What awesome blind items! Touche!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:12pm.
Lolo, he's Harry Potter :)
oh GWAD i feel so dang just jared right now for asking such a stupid question.
*punches my implanted titty*
I should have known that i thik! LOL thanks Nitty!
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DanRAd= Daniel Radcliff aka harry potter.
1. I don't watch the news. I just read headlines on the internet and make up my own stories from them. It's fun.
2. Allison Hanigan? (American Pie made me think that I wouldn't call here a beauty, though.)
3. dont care
4. The Oreck vaccuum guy! (hoovering)
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:11pm.
Danrad = Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
Lolo, he's Harry Potter :)
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:09pm.
Are you kidding? Her parents are to busy cashing that check.
#4 DanRad
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You'll shoot your eye out.
hey who is DanRad?
I dont know that one.
Al Roker is the under age slut
The American Pie Puker is Chris Kleins vagina
I say the coke bitch is um the Transformer dude?
The Tranny Lover is ME ME ME ME I LOVE ME SOME TRANNY PUNANNY!
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Does Taylor Momsen have parents? And if so, would they please come get her ass?!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
#1 Chris Hanson...To catch a predator, of course.
j/k
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