Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Let's celebrate Brit Brit's birthday with a no panty party! - Cityrag

MiserAlba just needed a little booze to cheer her up - Egotastic!

ScarJo goes strawberry - Lainey Gossip

Why were these two dumb fucks let back in? - Popsugar

Fat Elvis sucks at everything including driving - IDLYITW

Sports Illustrated made Michael Phelps' face look even worse - Towleroad

Wonky McValtrex's herp titties are back - Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie actually has an ass...somewhat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Dickwad in a tux - Just Jared

Put Axl Rose's face on a milk carton - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


Totally off topic: Okay, so hubby got me brits new cd yesterday..cuz I asked for it for c'mas but he's terrible at actually waiting until c'mas..lol..so anyways, brits bonus cd has 2 extra songs on it..one is called "rock me in"..and it's really good. I love britney. *gulp.

Okay, feel free to ridicule me. =)

yeah Phelps is no oil painting!

OMG,how sex!I have seen more their sexy photos on the website myinterracialmatch.com,where many beauties are together for something.If you don't believe that,go to check it, you'll become crazy.

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Submitted by roxie on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:43am.
Maybe Axl was kidnapped by the Chinese government.
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Not possible, they haven't got room for his ego.

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Angel_I, a day spent happy is a day spent well. Sweet dreams. :)

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Maybe Axl was kidnapped by the Chinese government.

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Nite, Angel !!

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Official Goodnight, beeches!

Thank you for helping me waste an entire day!
Well, most of it anyway.
I SO needed that right before the crush.

Sleep tight, you elegant horz(;x)

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:59am.

Just stop smoking around your kids Shitters.
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Exactly.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:27am.

And at some point Richard Dreyfuss is gonna climb up into that hostile environment and proclaim : This is NOT a boating accident!
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LMAO! *wipes tear of laughter*

Don't forget the famous: "Uhhhhh. We are gonna need a bigger ____ <--fill in the blank."

OMG. I've succumbed to sicko in a heartbeat. lol

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Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:24am.

And at some point Richard Dreyfuss is gonna climb up into that hostile environment and proclaim : This is NOT a boating accident!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:21am.

Brit really doesn't have a choice, when she opens her legs it looks like the ending of Close Encounters -
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I'm gonna hafta correct ya thar, kind surrrr. That would be "Open Encounters of the Flappiest kind".

You're welcome. :D

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Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:13am.

Brit really doesn't have a choice, when she opens her legs it looks like the ending of Close Encounters - A huge opening, bright lights, alien looking things living inside. Speilberg has nothing on Brit's snatch.

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Is it wrong that I kinda want a glowy-light thingy over my yes-yes whenever I flash the Beave?

Magic!

Nothing in this hand...

Nothing in this other hand...

Looky down here!

MAGIC!

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FIIIIRRRRSSST!

JHC, of course the tide is turning TITS, the other less sane than us parts of society are SLOWLY catching up to what we already know.

Angel-i, I seriously cannot believe that the smoking choice of a 27 year old adult (HAHAHAHA) is up for debate.

Just stop smoking around your kids Shitters.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:38am.
Speaking of x17 - the number of comments they get is WAY DOWN. WAY down. Maybe the tide is turning?
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Have they figured out yet who was FIIIIRRRRSSSSTTTT!!!!!! ?

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Speaking of x17 - the number of comments they get is WAY DOWN. WAY down. Maybe the tide is turning?

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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.

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@bambi:

She's gonna crack under the pressure, fersure. NOBODY knows what image to give her. Ringmaster??? Hardly. She reminds me of Betty Page strutting around like that. Silly porn girl. She's supposed to be the squeaky clean, super hard working girl you want to look at. She's ALMOST one of those things. And I think that's the only one she really wants to be.

Smoking in public is notable - because you only saw it when she got "free" - and it went away again when they holed her up. I don't think she quit. With all their putting her through I'm sure they let her keep that. She obviously likes to party - that was obvious when she chose KFed as a lifemate. And I don't think she feels like working hard anymore. Maybe that will comeback - but there will always be that darkness that she wants to explore...and she's already supposed to be raising two children.

It's a crazy situation.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:15am.

afterwards Papa Spears and Lynne were out and about NY and he promised a good shot for tomorrow.

And they did end up getting a shot of Brit in a yellow turtleneck, but JJ was hidden under the umbrella.

*Yawn*

Nothing interesting anyways, she's been well behaved for almost a year now ... but will it last?

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@bambi:

Well, a few things. It's usually customary to get a shot after a show. Britney was running all over town giving away shots of every damn thing for ages and now she's got something legit in NY (rather than LA) and she doesn't give. They feel cheated.

X17 seriously needs to overhaul it's pap situation. Their paps are the WORST! he fell off his bike! LOL!
And they're likely the ones shouting...

And no - I didn't see any kids - which is cool cuz that's a point of contention with me. Whenever we see celebs carrying their kids in an out of those things it's a photo- op. I don't feel like it's safe or healthy...not at a show like that. They don't have to carry them. It's easy enough to let them leave separately and meet up after.

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also some other interesting news Lawanda Jackson an employee of UCLA Medical centre pleaded guilty to selling medical information on Britney Spears and medical information on Farah Fawcett to the press.

Now we know why the tabloid were pushing the mental illness button so hard, because they actual had some facts!?

Go figure.

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http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/britney_spears/britney_spears_face_h...

here's the link ... bitch, whore, suck cock, white trash, we've been waiting all day, go home ... and the sad part is i think she was holding jayden under the umbrella ...

i hope JJ doesn't start calling his mum those foul things ;)

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Submitted by bambi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:43pm.

Britney was hiding herself from the camera today with several umbrellas in NYC and the PAPS started yelling WHITE TRASH at her really loudly cause they couldn't get a pic.
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Yup. They suck too.

Beyond that I have two reactions:
1. They're boosting the "feel sad for Britney" campaign because paps have ALWAYS worked very closely with industry leaders.

or

2. That's how they always felt - at least now they're being honest.

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I;m sure Daddy Spears has her rehearse her lines for the Docu/Video she just did.
Either way, I still like her more than, lets say= MADONNA!
But her dad should let her get out and crazy every once in awhile- she's still a young *fucked up* woman with needs (social, sexual, etc) and if that's stifiled (sp?) than I feel it can do more damage in the future- she may even take it ou t on her kids later in life.
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Britney was hiding herself from the camera today with several umbrellas in NYC and the PAPS started yelling WHITE TRASH at her really loudly cause they couldn't get a pic.

As much as I disliked her in the past it's her first proper birthday celebration in two years and she's pulling it together, i felt bad ...

I realize the PAPS make millions of $$$ off of her, but c'mon there will be other days.

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Why is it an either or sitch? ...like, she's either crazy or she's a spoiled brat.

Hello, folks, she's obviously both.

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Submitted by roxie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:42pm.
I really doubt that the reason Axl is missing is to reform his old band. 2 months seems like a long time to be missing.

Slash still plays out and the drummer is on Celeb Rehab. That's a trio right there.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:39pm.
I blame Justin Timberlake for all of Shitney's problems.

Certainly for the matching denim outfits.

I must go to bed now as it's almost half past midnight here and, sadly, I have to go to work tomorrow... But not before thanking all of you for reading, for engaging in dialgue with me, and also for your warm welcome :)

Nighty night everyone!

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Submitted by kasume on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:14pm.

Well said.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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I blame Justin Timberlake for all of Shitneys problems.

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Brit's cooch is decent looking but I still think she had a episode of hysterical psychosis which you can fully recover from.

ScarJo needs to stay blonde,she is a def blonde bombshell

Michael Phelps' is lucky he is talented because that mug is not fuckable

Wonky wears that great VS bra,I have the same one and it works great.Makes you real big.Only 60 bucks too!

Nicole Richie looks great,love her ass

Dickwad looks like poo

Axl Rose is probably hiding in embarrassment over that awful album

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by kasume on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:14pm.

So yes, absolutely, Britney is damaged goods.

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Which is why I have always felt bad for her.

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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

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@LCT:

That's why I'm talking dysfunction as opposed to just drug use. Which is what I meant to say.

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That Phelps dude needs a complete photoshop makover made by a pro, and even then he'll still look inbred. He's beyond help, the poor thing.

2,000+ for a ticket to see Shitters in the front row?. I want to know who will trash their money like that. She deserves 99 cents for her lousy performance and cheap entertainment. She doesn't even dance any more. I aleady said it, Shitters has lost her mojo.

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To CARROT: yes, to a certain extent, you are absolutely right. Something in the milk ain't clean where this girl is concerned, but I really do not believe this is a new and dramatic development (i.e mental disorder) which caused her to "lose her shit" all of a sudden. I think it's more like a stunted formation of the adult self brought on by the early "slutification" of Britney, whereby she was turned into a neat little pop tart package and shipped off to conquer the world. As a result, she missed out on a lot of important things like highschool, college, true frienship, true love, private mistakes and failures, etc, all essential for the acquisition of attributes such as intellect, maturity, self-reliance, objectivity, introspection, stability, etc. Hence, Britney was waaaay too immature and unprepared to deal with a tough seriesof failures and challenges like a broken marriage and premature motherhood. I mean, she had no real friends, no strong family ties, no real support group, no inner strength, and no tools to feel validated and worthy of love other than the glare of the spotlight and the allure of her sex appeal. So yes, absolutely, Britney is damaged goods. No question about it. She's not right in the head because the life she chose for herself was nothing but smoke and mirrors and gave her nothing real to fall back on when her "pefect" life fell apart. So imagine what a beautiful picture you get when a girl that is lonely, hurt, scared, and immature drowns hersorrows in the hard stuff while she hangs out with a bunch of asswipes...

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Well, we all have our opinions I reckon (thank's Mom for that word).

My lovies, I have to ease on down the road...Ciao!

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If you watched even 5 minutes of this "For the record" you will see that she isn't mentally ill.

Mentally stunted, yes, bitch still thinks she's 14, 15, 16 ears old.

She is far too lucid.

She has no real identity, as it was said before, she takes on the personality of whomever she's fucking.

She wants to fit in.

And as a former drug user, yes, you can be as completely batshit as she was while using. Giving yourself a different name, speaking in a different lanuage, accent. Just all the part in escaping reality.

MK, cut this modern art crap out already! haha

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:45pm.

LCT,
My two cents, I think there are definitely mental issues that caused drug and alcohol abuse. IMO.
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I'd have to agree. We've all seen people on drugs. I've never seen someone get this ridiculous for such a long period of time. Even Winehouse doesn't walk around talking like she's Chinese and she's on a shitload of who knows what.

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I speak in a really bad British accent after my 4th beer. (that isn't a joke)

zomay,
Uh, that will not be on my xmas list!

DAE,
RE: "Everyone shaves their head" comment. I watched that and I saw it as a comment spoken with self-condemnation, not as a flip remark. That's just me.

LCT,
My two cents, I think there are definitely mental issues that caused drug and alcohol abuse. IMO.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:43pm.
I speak in a really bad British accent after my 4th beer. (that isn't a joke)
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One glass of wine, one bong hit and I *AM* Fran Drescher.

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And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

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I really doubt that the reason Axl is missing is to reform his old band. 2 months seems like a long time to be missing.

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Submitted by kasume on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:35pm.

If you don't post more often, I will hunt you down and spank you.

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

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I didn't say anything about bipolar, but I have a hard time believing there aren't screws loose in that head of hers. Something in the milk ain't clean and I don't think drugs are solely to blame.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:22pm.

How do you explain the accents, and the head-shaving, and the meltdown while holding her son hostage in the bathroom, among everything else she's done?

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1. The Accents - Brad Pitt changes his style to match his current beard. Brit changes accents to match her currents mans. Example Justin - Watch a Justin interview and then watch a Brit intreview around teh time they were dating, I'm sure you'll notice similarities. Adshit comes from England, Brit spoke with a British accent (or her version of it), she probably thinks this is what grown ups do.

OR, she knew what she was doing and laughed her ass of in the car going "That'll make them think I'm crazy! OMG, next time I'll try Spanish and see how much the media covers THAT."

2. The Head Shaving. - Didn't she go to rehab not long after this? I'm guessing she did it because of a drug test she knew she wasn't going to pass. Besides - "Everyone shaves their head." (Thank you Brit for that "explanation".)

3. Holding Jayden in The Bathroom. - Something tells me that was "revenge" for when Kevin wouldn't let her see the boys and she attacked the paps car. "It took me awhile, but, NA NA NA NA!"

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To CARROT - have you ever been a heavy drug user? Or have you seen people who are heavy drug users while they're "on"? I have seen them, and they adopt pet personas, talk about swearing they are giant glasses of orange juice who can't lay down because they might spill and die, and freak the fuck out because they're stuck in a really bad mental space - it's a lot like mental illness, only that it's self-induced rather than a freak accident in the brain. Besides, she was fucking Adnan when the accent came on, and if she was on drugs it would be totally natural for her to act that way. If Britney had really been mentally ill, she would talk about her past in a very different way. She's basically admitting to having been a shit person for a whole year, and admitting to surrounding herself with shit people. She never EVER speaks of having been mentally unstable in a permanent way - and permanent, serious mental illness is the only way you could have a person speaking in different accents. Besides, the accents are nothing - my friends and I love to talk in fake accents all the time, because it's funny. We do bad Indian accents, bad German accents, bad British accents, bad Spanish accents all the time, sometimes even when out in publich (which can be pretty embarrassing)... People always underestimate the power of hard drugs to fuck up people in a very bad way. I have known people (including a distant relative) who fell victim to drugs, and while they were in the grips of their addiction they were constantly changing people - one day they were histerically funny, others tragic, others total assholes, other just fucking pathetic. And being weined off drugs can produce a personality like Britney's at present - a bit numb, a bit lackluster... because their brains are missing their former stimulants and have to reprogram themselves to work without these stimulants.

Seriously, CARROT, think about this whole bipolar thing for a little while longer, and you'll see it doesn't fit. Besides, like other people said, when true bipolars are depressive, they don't leave the house for days at a time, and during her bad year, Britney was out every single day.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:22pm.

Submitted by kasume on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:18pm.

She never ever mentions mental illness - because she was never mentally ill!
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How do you explain the accents, and the head-shaving, and the meltdown while holding her son hostage in the bathroom, among everything else she's done?

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There is a difference between being clinically mentally ill and being angry, confused and stupid.
No one would deny that Britney's had some problems growing up, but that doesn't mean she's clinically mentally ill.

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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

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Someone should make a 2009 callendar of Britney's crotch shots.

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The "dumb fuck" male-half is getting fat, and "dickwad in a tux" is looking more and more like a menopausal woman with facial hair.