Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
It's Time To Bring Sunday Rose Out!
Australia the movie is basically tanking everywhere from the US to its homeland. Because Nicole Kidman has an epic failure on her botoxed hands (you know she does), this means it's time for Sunday Roast to get to work to help promote this piece of shit movie!
Nicky Kidman and her frosty-topped husband dragged Sunday Roast all through Paris this morning. Nicky is in France to promote the movie that not even kangaroos want to see.
I know you're thinking that just because her name is Sunday Roast, it must mean she's always warm, but I doubt this is the case. She must be one frozen little roast from being that close to the ice queen herself! Damn. Is Nicky taking baby dressing advice from Tommy Girl? Probably.
its so stupid for people to say shes being a possessive bitch when holding her baby...ITS HER BABY! im also convinced she had the baby...just because she didn't have a big bump doesn't mean anything...the movie was great and i think she did a good job.
leave nicole alone! why do you hate her so? and the movie "australia" was great!
balding and boring! next!
This is terrible....how can she take that baby out into freezing Paris dressed like that??? I mean the baby. Everyone knows that babies that small need to wear hats in the winter, sometimes even in the summer if it's a cool night. They are tiny and their body temperatures don't regulate as easily as an adult's...And that one needs a coat or a blanket.
Nicole is disappointing me, for all her speeches of being like a mama lion protecting her cub, she's not doing a very good job of protecting this baby from the cold.
Boy that baby grew fast! I wonder what she has been feeding her, surely the Ice Princess didn't nurse!
thats a lucky baby..anything and everything it ever wants for her whole life.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by wednesdayaddamss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:41pm.
uh yeah it was far from a flop in Australia.... that it 'flopped' in the US is no surprise, since so many Americans are rarely ever interested in anything that doesn't involve them.
(1) That's rude and unfair. (2) Even a grand success in movie or music sales in Oz doesn't mean a lot of money, due to the market size.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:52pm.
No sheep-herding for me, but the outback and saloons looked cool.
As far as Nicky's pregnancy, there were a few points in the movie where I did a double-take at her small baby bump. You could really see when she wore jodhpurs.
For what it's worth, I reluctantly saw "Australia" this weekend and I liked it. I even thought ol' ice princess did a pretty good job. Go figure.
Submitted by steffiegoddess on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:30pm.
Puleeze.. This bitch DID NOT give birth to that damn baby. She had a surrogate while her fakeass wore a prosthesis, which stayed the same size for 9 months. I am not to be fooled. Get on it, investigate it. I know I'm right.
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If she was going to fake a pregnancy, she would have went for a bigger bump not a small one. I'm convinced she did give birth and just carried small it happens esp with a first baby. I know. I am 15 weeks along with my first baby and I have no bump at all. In fact, I am still wearing my size 4 jeans. Oh, and I am about 8 inches shorter than Kidman. I imagine if I were her height, I would not show until I was well over 20-some weeks.
wednesdayaddamss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:41pm.
uh yeah it was far from a flop in Australia.... that it 'flopped' in the US is no surprise, since so many Americans are rarely ever interested in anything that doesn't involve them.
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Go ahead and blame Americans for this flop. No way it could be due to her stone face. Or the fact that casting directors are failing to understand the needs of movie goers. Hollywood is 7 years behind in what matters to Americans. This movie might have worked if only someone had the balls to cast correctly. Jackman and Kidman= No chemistry.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:22pm.
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Look, don't get pissy with me just because you wanted to see Hugh Jackman heard a bunch of Sheep in the outback. I didn't write the damn thing, I just drooled and sniffled a bit while watching.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by wednesdayaddamss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:41pm.
so many Americans are rarely ever interested in anything that doesn't involve them.
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PLEASE. Being curious about the world is so overrated.
I kid.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
uh yeah it was far from a flop in Australia.... that it 'flopped' in the US is no surprise, since so many Americans are rarely ever interested in anything that doesn't involve them.
Puleeze.. This bitch DID NOT give birth to that damn baby. She had a surrogate while her fakeass wore a prosthesis, which stayed the same size for 9 months. I am not to be fooled. Get on it, investigate it. I know I'm right.
They seem like a fake couple,I never see any love between them.It makes me wonder if she is a professional beard.They seem such a bad match,like Julia Robers and Lyle Lovett.I just don't even see how these to connect on any level.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Some of you sound like retards, how is she being a possessive bitch by holding her baby?. Stop being stupid and use common sense when posting. Dumb asses.
How come Keith never touches the Roast?
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Stock Broker on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:10pm.
Zoomay ~ damn...you care more than I do. I won't even watch the trailers.
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Heeheee.
I decided to not watch this when I saw a clip of her on Oprah show. Get over yourself lady.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:03pm.
I'm not clear: you're planning a cattle drive?
Pssst, hey Nicole (me in a whisper voice) Miss Clairol #03 it will keep you from looking like a witch.
Zoomay ~ damn...you care more than I do. I won't even watch the trailers.
I'm not even going to wait for this one to come out on Showtime or STARZ. I will wait for it to be on TBS. Thats how much I care.
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Ha,ha, ha! Another bomb from the Ice Queen. Geez..is anyone surprised??
I bet you'll start seeing Sunday Roast being whored out in every magazine that exists. Someone has to pay the botox bills for the Ice Queen and Frosty Locks.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:14pm.
...does she even ever let her husband carry the child? man, she is a possessive bitch.
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My thought exactly... has she never held a baby before? They don't need all that smothering at that age!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
a hat on the baby would be nice, since its chilly & all & it could double as a disguise, so you dont have to suffocate her under your leather jacket...does she even ever let her husband carry the child? man, she is a possessive bitch.
*yawns*
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:16pm.
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Au contraire, my wooly little friend!
I paid the director for the extra footage of Drover. And yes, by extra footage, I believe you know what I mean.
Psh..I think the middle lagged and ita that Nella stole the film right out from between Nicole and Huge. Although, if Huge was shirtless, I didn't hear or see anything. FAAAAAAAARRRRRG!
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her forehead looks 20 years younger than her jaw.
The baby is kinda of cute. I feel sorry for it.Granny should buy her a hat instead of covering her head with her giant red claw all the time. I'm sure she could forgo a botox shot for one day and spend the money on a hat. I bet the birth mother would spring for a hat for the kid if Granny Freeze is too cheap. Still not going to see that fop Australia no matter how many babies she walks around with.
I thought "AU" was good, but flawed. It really tries to do too much and is too long. The Aborigine story-line was cool and the little kid stole the movie. (Nitty disagrees with me on this. She has already pre-ordered the director's cut DVD with deleted scenes.)
i like nicole she isn't as stupid as a lot of celebrity's she may mess with her face but shes not especially annoying, her baby is cute and I didn't think Australia was a terrible movie.
I wonder why "Australia" tanked? Maybe cause nobody cares. They should make a movie called "California." There are 10 million more frigging people in CA than in Australia. Were they serious with this movie?
I'm so salty today, not my "time of the month" just generally bitchy, sharing the hate.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I'll always love Nicole. I hate what shes done to her face. She was such a beautiful woman. Sunday is really cute.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
put a hat and a coat on the bebeh, dammit! kid appears to be pretty cute, though...
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
I hate what she has done to her face. She ruined "Australia" with her frozen face.
whoever programs cable tv decided that we needed a shitload of Batman flicks over the weekend...I had forgotten how good Nicky looked in Batman Forever...and now...meh.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I actually like Nicole.. and she looks like a happy MoM.
I'm surprised she is still offered work considering that almost every movie she makes completely tanks.
Looks chilly out - what they don't have enough $$$$ to buy the baby roast a proper baby hat?!?!?!
Idiots....
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girl gurl unhuh huh
suckin on ur panties i love to wear em
theyre pink and child sized i love to flaunt them
yesterday i got a confession gurl, i dunno if u can take it
i fartted in ur cereal and then sharted in ur pantiez
girl plz forgive me, ill just do wut u like
fartin in ur face then callin it a nite.
gurl if your dog barks again.. i swear im gonna puke
kick it in the face then take a big steamy wrinkle dump in ur face
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
That thing's huge? For a minute there I thought she was holding Tom.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 -
YUP! Same here! Matinees rock! Old people love matinees...I guess I'm 27 going on 65 LOL
Lmao I know we feel lame going so early but saving 10 bucks makes it wortwhile lmao
we are becoming soooo stingy
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:22pm.
True Tits ..me and my Bf decided we are only going to the movies on saturdays before 6 so we can catch the movie for 5 bucks lol its hella early but cheap and less crowded
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YUP! Same here! Matinees rock! Old people love matinees...I guess I'm 27 going on 65 LOL
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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Datura,
I agree with everything you said. Nicky doesnt bother me as much as a lot of celebs do...like Angie Ho or some of those skanks
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Nicole should do something about that two-colored hair she's been sporting lately. I could do better here in my apartment with $6 dyes from the local pharmacy!
Also, a reminder to Nicole... An actress' face should be able to move.
True Tits ..me and my Bf decided we are only going to the movies on saturdays before 6 so we can catch the movie for 5 bucks lol its hella early but cheap and less crowded
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HEY! YOU! GRANNY FREEZE!!! you and douchebag are all bundled up. put a hat on that baby and dress her appropriately (which means not in YOUR coat). assholes.
The baby looks cute, but they need to cover her fuzzy little head.
I actually don't mind Nicole Kidman at all. She's boring and botoxes the shit out of her face, but she isn't offensive to me like some other celebrites. I'd take her over Blohan any day.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:02pm.
That sucks hard. Always use a bottle with a screw top. Be advised - frozen daiquiris require patience and a funnel to get them into a re-used water bottle.
I'm bad like that. I always bring my own treats. Once smuggled pizza in. Won't do it again, I got too many 'looks'. I think it was too fragrant.
The concession prices are no fucking concession! AND the price of admission just went up to over 10$
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.