The Real Sasha Fierce & Beyonce: Together At Last!
Beyonce and Shane Mercado came fierce to fierce at the NYC premiere of Cadillac Records last night. Shane was kind enough to keep all his fierceness bundled up in order to protect Beyonce. If he really let it out, her ass would be knocked down to the basement with Solange. If I was Shane, I would've brought a gang of cholita beauties with me in case Beyonce tried some shit. You know she's mad at him for out-fiercing her on YouTube and wanted to get revenge by stabbing him with her cyborg hand. She was so filled with rage over seeing the real Sasha Fierce in person that she forgot to summon Solange from the basement to wax her furry 'gina pits (first thumbnail below).
Here's more of Beyonce killing Shane with her eyes last night. I also threw in some pictures of Adrien Brody and the always chichi-wonderful Toccara. Maybe Beyonce purposely kept her arm pies hairy to match Adrien.
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Shane is hot stuff! Love him!
What is the deal with the pits? Hum..Where was Momma Beyonce for a final inspection. GROSS!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44pm.
ITA. Plus, since she's famous for her arm pit poses she should know better than to wear a sleeveless gown with unwaxed/unshaven pits.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Why are they taking pictures of peoples armpits? Is that really necessary? Its the same thing when they do super close up shots of peoples faces. We don't want to see that. That hair ain't workin Beyonce change it...now. Toccara doesn't look as pretty as she used to.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
I love that shade of lipstick he is wearing
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Beyonce does like to wear fur....
Flashback to Julia Roberts circa 1999:
http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/julia-roberts-arm.jp...
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Why? Why? Why? Do celebs wear strapless dresses without shaving their pits?
I don't get it - she could have made a different wardrobe choice.
Didn't A Keys wear a dress without shaving her legs a few weeks back?
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44pm.
Sea cow? LMAOOOOOOO..I'm so using that!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Jesus Christ. Another random clamoring for fame! Over it. I hate hoi polloi.
Toccara! I saw her yesterday in the city on 23rd street! She has the niiicesssttt skin.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
LOL - I was wondering when you would post those hairy-pit pics, MK! Yuk!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
holy shit I clicked on the 1st thumbnail and thought I'd been brought back in time to a Britney post!
"Ah's gettin out de car now, ya'll don't look at mah cooter!"
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
That one picture looks like she has Webster in a headlock.
What's up with the nasty Beyonce pits? If I so much as throw on a tank top to run out to the store, I make sure the pits are shaved. This sea cow can't be bothered to groom herself for a premiere, where she knows they'll be hundreds of cameras all up in her shit?
That dress is hot.
So this dude is the next Chris Crocker or what?. I know he has talent and all, but still...
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.