The Real Sasha Fierce & Beyonce: Together At Last!
Beyonce and Shane Mercado came fierce to fierce at the NYC premiere of Cadillac Records last night. Shane was kind enough to keep all his fierceness bundled up in order to protect Beyonce. If he really let it out, her ass would be knocked down to the basement with Solange. If I was Shane, I would've brought a gang of cholita beauties with me in case Beyonce tried some shit. You know she's mad at him for out-fiercing her on YouTube and wanted to get revenge by stabbing him with her cyborg hand. She was so filled with rage over seeing the real Sasha Fierce in person that she forgot to summon Solange from the basement to wax her furry 'gina pits (first thumbnail below).
Here's more of Beyonce killing Shane with her eyes last night. I also threw in some pictures of Adrien Brody and the always chichi-wonderful Toccara. Maybe Beyonce purposely kept her arm pies hairy to match Adrien.
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Looking at pictures of armpits while eating lunch is really very gross.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:43pm.
I mean REALLY, how hard is it to swipe, swipe with a razor and some soap and viola.....clean shaven pits? I do it every damned day.. It takes maybe 35 seconds total!
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It takes 7 seconds to do a dry shave of both pits! Found that out yesterday!
I can't hate on her looks, maybe the arm pit situation cuz that's just lazy but I do think she is a cute girl, you know like hairdresser cute girl or mall cute girl working at H&M.
I think she HAD talent at some point, who knows where it went.
But my point, Mah Boo seems to like her music.
He mentioned her again and showed the Snow Bunny Tranny doing her song last night on AC360.
What's a girl to do, I wanna make my fake gay bf happy, is that wrong?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Man, by January she's going to have some serious winter bush.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:35pm.
Hey, xxy! What' shakin'? Besides the basement baby's sister's armpit flab, that is...
:) Same,Smae
I had a conference with my son's teacher and she thinks he has adhd
I have known for a while and have changed his diet and time he goes to bed... Still not working
:/ she thinks I should take him to Dr. FeelGood
I don't think it's the right choice...So I have an appt. with the principal tomorrow
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Harsh, dude. Don't even get me started. I wish you all the best with that....and remember - you know your son better than anyone - especially the principal, of all people. Mebbe he's bored cuz his teachers are stupid. Mebbe he could run more. (I happen to think that(most)boys need a LOT of physicality in almost everything they do) That's where I'd start:)
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:34pm.
LCT-alina
I'm doing good!!! how are you?
Has Oklahoma figured out how to hack her way back to dlisted yet??
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I don't fink so... I haven't had a dildo poke me in the ear yet today so I'm going to go with no.
Have for to make smile in space of mouth hole!
I mean REALLY, how hard is it to swipe, swipe with a razor and some soap and viola.....clean shaven pits? I do it every damned day.. It takes maybe 35 seconds total!
AT LAST MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:35pm.
Hey, xxy! What' shakin'? Besides the basement baby's sister's armpit flab, that is...
:) Same,Smae
I had a conference with my son's teacher and she thinks he has adhd
I have known for a while and have changed his diet and time he goes to bed... Still not working
:/ she thinks I should take him to Dr. FeelGood
I don't think it's the right choice...So I have an appt. with the principal tomorrow
Someone needs to say "no" to Beyonce. No to pit hair. No to alternate personalities, specially ones named "Fierce."
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Beyonce is foul. She looks even more busted with her body glitter and hairy pits standing next to him. He is fucking adorable.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
I adore Shane Mercado! He is just too damn adorable! YAY for him! Beyonce should be thanking that cute ass of his.
I never noticed that Beyonce had the wonk goin on with one of her eyes until now.
And Adrien Brody is a hot bitch with his man-fur.
Hey, xxy! What' shakin'? Besides the basement baby's sister's armpit flab, that is...
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Oh my GWAD thats fucking narsty
And I'm EATING
*pukes*
Submitted by AmberWaves on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:15pm.
I could scrub my pots with her pits.
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Whaaaaa. That makes my eyes water!
LOL
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
LCT-alina
I'm doing good!!! how are you?
Has Oklahoma figured out how to hack her way back to dlisted yet??
eeeeeew is that really her armpit? that is effin discusting I shave even when Im wearing a turtlenck and know Im not guna get any action
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I love him ♥
Big Gulps, huh?............... Well, see you later!
xxyxzqbtrj how are you doing?? Here, have a mint.
I'll share my soup with you Miss Priss <3
Adrian looks.... different.
Clarisssssssalina! Your Bale love rubbed off on me. I'm watching Batman over and over at home.
Shane Mercados face is so wonderfully attractive next to Beyonces lion king maned wax face. Toccara has some serious eyebrow game going.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:21pm.
Miss Priss!
You flirtin wif ma fake man? No soup for you!
Oh. I have to go to drug class! I told them that I already knew how to take drugs, but they said it was mandatory. Boo.
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Play nice, Clarisse. What you don't know is that I am the instructor for your drug class. :)
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Clarisse
...but I loves soup!!! =(
Can we share? lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I love this guy! He seems so genuinely happy!!
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Miss Priss!
You flirtin wif ma fake man? No soup for you!
Oh. I have to go to drug class! I told them that I already knew how to take drugs, but they said it was mandatory. Boo.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I just think Shane Mercado is SO adorable. I hope he gets some great backup dancer/choreography type of gig out of all of this.
Jeffro
I hate that Save by Zero commercial and that Dell commercial "I am green today yadda yadda ugh
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Jeffro
Dumb and Dumber is so funny! I love the part where they are getting makeovers! Lloyd's toenails look like claws LOL
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I could scrub my pots with her pits.
Spanx. Klassy.
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Dumb and Dumber, same as my avie.
Freda Felcher! She dumped me by sending me a John Deere letter! LOL
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:08pm.
Jeffro
it's on during football too, I can't escape this beast!!!
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which is bullshit in and of itself, esepcially when you get near the end of a half and there's 4 dozen commercials from the 2 min warning. Although right now she's sitting behind that annoying Toyota "Saved by Zero" commercial.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
one has to wonder what else bouncey didn't shave...perhaps it's a house of dereon fashion statement...
adrien is slipping further away from the hot...come back before it's too late...
toccara and her chichi's are magnificent...
i hope shane gets to snag a finger sandwich at this event and eats it...without throwing it up...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Oh Jeffro, meant to ask, what's your siggie from? Sounds familiar...
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Jeffro
Yup! Lemme Lemme upgrade UGHHHH HATE IT!!! lol
it's on during football too, I can't escape this beast!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
seriously, what is so difficult about shaving your five o'clock shadow? if it's that difficult, just get it lasered. i had my girl parts done and it was no big deal.
these celebs have time to inflate their boobs and screw with their fish lips but not basic hygiene. i just don't get it...
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:00pm.
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
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Priss, THANK YOU. I hate that friggin commercial, and of course they have to show it during nearly every break. If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, schlepping satellite tv may indicate that her time is coming to an end.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I guess Beyonce is only concerned with the hair she glues on her head.
Adrian, get thee to a barber!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i want to dip toccara's earrings in salsa and hot cheese. delicious golden chip goodness.
Have to say love the dress on Toccara. But the stockings and shoes don't go. But the dress is fantastic.
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The Peenist is looking rather reggedy
B's armpit looks like a dirty clit with 5 o'clock shadow
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Maybe Solange had glitter duty, and didn't mention the hairly pits out of spite?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
FINALLY some good news , Shane Mercado worked the coatcheck @ a club I used to DJ in uptown NYC and I have to say he is such a sweet , happy, upbeat guy, its impossible to be sad around this person & he SO deserves a moment in the sun ,its refreshing to see , unlike the rest of these nepotistic "the son or daughter of..." who get a free pass for doing nothing. "
Beyonce is bringing some serious 'pit game to the table , only in the states do women obsess over armpit hair , but you really do need to be clipped for the sleeveless gown look.
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
*retching*
f I was Shane, I would've brought a gang of cholita beauties with me in case Beyonce tried some shit.
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Please, bitch. You would have shown up with your shirt off and and your jacket on AND those beauties just to show her how it's done;)
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At least she shaved her upper lip.
Holy hairy pits Batman.
Indeed Robin, to the Bat Cave.
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Silly Beyonce. She must have thought that deoderant specks cover up pit hair.
1) Brody is losing the hot faster than Brad Pitt squared.
2) She took time to blot her entire body with fairy jizz but couldn't shave her pit?
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.