The Real Sasha Fierce & Beyonce: Together At Last!
Beyonce and Shane Mercado came fierce to fierce at the NYC premiere of Cadillac Records last night. Shane was kind enough to keep all his fierceness bundled up in order to protect Beyonce. If he really let it out, her ass would be knocked down to the basement with Solange. If I was Shane, I would've brought a gang of cholita beauties with me in case Beyonce tried some shit. You know she's mad at him for out-fiercing her on YouTube and wanted to get revenge by stabbing him with her cyborg hand. She was so filled with rage over seeing the real Sasha Fierce in person that she forgot to summon Solange from the basement to wax her furry 'gina pits (first thumbnail below).
Here's more of Beyonce killing Shane with her eyes last night. I also threw in some pictures of Adrien Brody and the always chichi-wonderful Toccara. Maybe Beyonce purposely kept her arm pies hairy to match Adrien.
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Eww. Deodorant particles!
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever
I saw that Polanski, who did "The Pianist," is seeking to overturn his long-prior conviction for sex with a drugged 13 yr old. The LA DA's office said it'd be happy to see him when he shows up in court here.
The large sized pic of the armpit made me gag!
Beyonce is beautiful but sometimes she just looks a mess.The hairy pits and the wig are both not working for her in any way.I love Shane,he is so hot and Brody is beyond dreamy,that man is perfect!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Bitch knows he's better than her. I'm so sick of her stupid Sasha Fierce act.
the scarf makes him look weird. im mean hellloooo take that shit off!!! it looks like a garden snake.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:03pm.
When my Santy Claus money comes through, I'm a go Brazilian all over da body.
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Who cares about Beyonce, it's Adrien Brody! Yummy! I love his Cat Stevens/Dan Fogelberg look.
She has an outie in her armpit.
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
*makes appointment at Angelica's beauty salon*
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:00pm.
I am SURE I have no idea to what you are referring, young lady.
*discreetly making phone call to salon*
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:56pm.
Aww Clarisse! I likes you too! Let's dry hump! ♥
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This is why women are superior...they don't NEED men. LOL
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:47pm.
My local mani/pedi joint will wax facial hair off for $10.
...or so I've heard.
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Aww Clarisse! I likes you too! Let's dry hump! ♥
Gucci:
Oops, sorry. LOL!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:51pm.
all I read was head...And got distracted
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:52pm.
*shrugs* I'm sure it will all work out
and if all else fails... I'll sell his ritalin and send him to private school!
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See, that's what I like about you! Always thinking ahead!;p
all I read was head...And got distracted
By Miss Priss:
B's armpit looks like a dirty clit with 5 o'clock shadow
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you totaly owe me a friggin computer screen! how in the hell did you come up with that? lol!
and god help me for saying this:
beyonces dress is nice. but juding by those pits, she doesn't look in the mirror before she walks out of her house. she should have put some make up over/under those things.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:36pm.
Ugh My cousins wife had a major stache situation and she decided to bleach it and it looked like she had slurped some tomatoe soup and it got all over her face..it was hilarious!!!!! It was so hard not to laugh.... In any case facial hair must be removed and kept up with! Although I do have fine hair around the sideburn area and I hate it but im to scared to wax that off lol
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:24pm.
fuck this hairy bitch and her sasha fiercness. please people who GIVE THEMSELVES an alter ego are just plain retarded.
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Hmmm, define "username."
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:36pm.
I would have told her. Cruel to be kind and all that. No straight dude will propose to tranny Santa.
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yeah, you would have been wrong to say it
but yeah I would have laughed if you did
I can tell people they have TP hanging out their drawers and broccoli between their teeth but breath odor and facial hair is a hard one....
probably because I know that they know that they have a problem...
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:00pm.
upper lip hair is the only hair on women that makes me shake my head....otherwise, I don't really care. I wish I had never started shaving and still had my baby fine hair...
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I was at Wal-Mart (yeah, so?) this past weekend and struck up a conversation with the gal waiting in line in front of me...she had a full mustache, as well as chin hair, but she had bleached the hair, as if to make it less noticeable. Poor poor gal, I tried hard not to stare. Facial hair on a woman is a definite no-no. Ladies, wax it off, string it off, or just freaking shave it off, but don't just bleach it and make like it's not there. We still see it.
The gal went on and on about her sister's wedding and her baby nephew and about how she had herself never married or maintained a long term relationship, and I almost, almost, just did not have the heart to do so, told her to "wax on, wax off". Would I have been out of line to suggest it?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
CARROTTOP!!!
Feel the Bale love!!!! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
I saw you posted this morning, but i missed you. =( I was sad...
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:27pm.
shocked that she hasn't lasered the pits, but on the whole uncaring about 4 whole hairs. society be tripping over this women must shave and be hairless bullshit. as long as you wash and are not wearing Moday underwear on Friday, you are good to go in my eyes.
fuck y'all if you don't like my hairy armpits. no I ain't shaving every day for no one!!
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LOL, you are absolutely right in how you feel.
I am latina, but with very little body hair, unlike my sister who unfortunately got plenty. She had it ALL lasered off, good for her. But as for me, like you, I don't give a damn, and can go weeks between shaves, even in summer, there is so little hair. My man doesn't care so why should I care what any other person thinks?
We are so uptight here in America. Europeans, particularly Germans, are unfazed by hair on a woman's body. Let go, let loose, relax and LIVE.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Miss Priss,
Ok! Only cuz I like you!
Get this...so the guy doing the drug class is the Chief of Police for 'Blank' county and when he introduced himself he must have caught my surprise cuz he asked me if I was from there? NO. Did I know someone from there? NO.
I sure as hell didn't want to tell him "Yeah, I dated one of your deputies and he stalked me for about 7 months!"
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
fuck this hairy bitch and her sasha fiercness. please people who GIVE THEMSELVES an alter ego are just plain retarded.
it was unnoticeable until the camera got all up in her pit, not like when Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore did it
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
That's more than four hairs, like someone else said. Those are some hairy armpits, and if you are in the limelight, dressing up, glittering yourself, KNOWING you will be getting your picture taken and be scrutinized from head to toe, then take an extra 30 seconds to shave your pits. Geez. I shave mine everyday, and it really takes 30 seconds, tops.
Shane looks good!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
upper lip hair is the only hair on women that makes me shake my head....otherwise, I don't really care. I wish I had never started shaving and still had my baby fine hair...
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:27pm.
Heck yeah. besides, it's long sleeves weather anyhoo.
That said, Shane Mercado is The Stuff.
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Call me crazy, but I actually find this look not so bad. Maybe it's the memory of that 'edgy' outfit she had on the other day while filming a video, but this isn't bad at all.
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shocked that she hasn't lasered the pits, but on the whole uncaring about 4 whole hairs. society be tripping over this women must shave and be hairless bullshit. as long as you wash and are not wearing Moday underwear on Friday, you are good to go in my eyes.
fuck y'all if you don't like my hairy armpits. no I ain't shaving every day for no one!!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:52pm.
*shrugs* I'm sure it will all work out
and if all else fails... I'll sell his ritalin and send him to private school!
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Ahh you know doing a little of this a little of dat. Hope you had a nice ThnxGiving!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
"Sasha Fierce" needs to wax her armpits. I also see a deodorant chunk in there.
Miss priss
*snuggles up to you*
How is everything?
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Wow, Toccara is the new thang in the Beauty Dept ala Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. I just hate that she's wearing hose with her sandals. Beyonce is looking Beautiful as usual, except for the scouring pad underarms.
You're Mean, I mean it, You Meanie!
I will never understand why people find these ugly creatures attractive. If it wasn't for the make up and the "fake hair" (even with it) Beyonce would look barely average. I think she's repulsive.
I don't shave my legs every day in the winter because I get lazy and I don't have a dude I need to impress at the moment, but I do shave my armpits every day. It's not that hard!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:00pm.
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
HAHAHA!!! I know, I go totally apeshit when it comes on. It hadn't been on for months and then I saw it again recently and just about fucking died.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:00pm.
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
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My boyfriend was humming that the other and i gave him a mean case of the evil eye.Never again.
And what the fuckity fuck happened to Toccara? She used to have the most GORGEOUS face. She looks different. Surgery? Weight loss? I don't know, but she does not look the same.
WOW. His performance on the bonnie hunt show has 1.4 MILLION views as does his own vid filmed at home.
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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:00pm.
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
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I thought I was the only one. It comes on 100 times an afternoon during football. I told my boyfriend I think she moves like a stray alley cat in heat---with her big ass all up in the air, and her legs spread so far apart her uterus could drop out at any time. Ughh...she's just so incredibly ungraceful.
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Tivo, peeeps, Tivo! You'll never have to watch a commercial again! It's a beautiful thing.
I can't believe she wore a sleeveless dress w/o shaving her armpits. That is so nasty.
Other than that, I think B is beautiful.
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And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
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thanks
Angel_i
I think you are right about him being bored with his teacher and getting more exercise. He's in an after school program that isn't doing him very much good, So i'm going to take him out of there and see if I can change his class
*shrugs* I'm sure it will all work out
and if all else fails... I'll sell his ritalin and send him to private school!
o man! you people made me look at her arm pits.....gross
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:00pm.
And everytime I see that Dierct TV commercial with Beyawnce doing her clappy dance, Upgrade!, I will kill someone with a brick
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I thought I was the only one. It comes on 100 times an afternoon during football. I told my boyfriend I think she moves like a stray alley cat in heat---with her big ass all up in the air, and her legs spread so far apart her uterus could drop out at any time. Ughh...she's just so incredibly ungraceful.