Who Would Ever Hurt This Beautiful Angel?
Only a beauty-hating monster would harm the Empress of Lucite! Hitting Shauna Sand is like pistol whipping a newborn kitten. Pure evil!
TMZ says that the Empress was granted a temporary restraining order against her husband, Romain Chevent, yesterday after she claimed he did some heinous shit to her! Just reading about the atrocities he committed upon her makes my eyes burn with those tear-things people talk about. I guess this is what crying feels like?
In the documents, Shauna states that Romain hit at her luscious breasts right after she had some titty work done. She also said that he choked, punched and threw her across the room. She got a restraining order against him in 2007, but dismissed it after he promised to change.
The son of Satan also threatened to sell nude pictures of her young daughters! This is what Shauna claims anyway. She says he took them while he was babysitting. Where the fuck was Chris Hansen and the pitcher of iced tea when we needed them most?
Romain must have hid all of Shauna's exquisite lucite heels, because if she had them on she would have been able to float away to safety on a cloud of elegance.
The government needs to step in and do something about this! Fuck a restraining order! He needs to be sentenced to life in prison for attacking one of the world's most beloved treasures. Someone do something about this!
Below are pictures of the lucite-hater. If you see him, it is your duty as a human being to slap him in the teeth and perform a citizen's arrest on him. CITIZEN'S ARREST!
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Domestic violence is not funny...but this post was...L I love D listed! LMAO!
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
DAmn that guy is cute! wouldn't touch him though we all know where he has been!
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:06am.
She is so beautiful
yeah, ya lost me there. better luck next time
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She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
About a year ago I had the honor of being in Shanna's elegant presence at an interior decor store in L.A...At the time I didn't know who she was, but I'm sure it was her because she (and her french husband) are people one does not forget. In fact I think I was staring at her whenever she'd pass by–couldn't help it! The whole time she spoke French to him and she spoke in such a horrid accent she managed to make it sound like a different language...She was wearing lucite or something similar, and I remember the totally elegant tattoo on her calf, too. Hope Michael K. reads this!
How does she know it was assault? Maybe he was just trying to pull his hands out of her silly putty foundation.
Damn,he is hot!!!Doubt she will score a piece like this again.Bitch should have behaved.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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ARREST THAT MAN, AT ONCE! How DARE he lay a finger on the Goddess of the Entire Universe??
This has totally ruined my day, and I doubt I'll ever be the same, worrying 24X7 about my Beautiful Angel...come on, Lucite Corporation, cough up some money for Angel's continuing battle against this....this....well, I cant think of anything to describe him at the moment...I'm sure I will later, but there's a TV program I wanna watch now. Forgive me, Shauna.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Oh yeah, and I met Lorenzo at some Sci Fi convention (ok, it wasn't "some", it was Dragon Con and that was my lame attempt at not appearing to be the total geekfest that I am) and he is still hotter than hot. I'm talking beauteeeeful.
I don't care what she is, looks like, or what kind of hooker shoes she wears - this creep has no right to lay a hand on her at all, much less beat and strangle her. Why isn't his sorry arse in jail????
What the hell is up that Empress gets all the hotness that is Lorenzo and now this douchebag that I would fuck in a heartbeat?
Ugh... that must have been what happened to Tara Reid's breasts.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:12pm.
Skin stretches even if silicone doesn't, and letting them hang from the high altitude of the lucite heels probably had 'em looking like a couple of grapefruits in a pair of nylons.
"because if she had them on she would have been able to float away to safety on a cloud of elegance." - MK, you are a genuis.
And is it just me, or does her current husband look like a younger version of her ex-husband, Lorenzo Lamas? And on a somewhat related note, when in the hell is Falcon Crest going to be released on dvd?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:36pm.
Not to defend a possible pedo, but couples in divorces make horrible allegations against each other. I have no idea, but it could just be bath-time pix or something? Still, the kids seem a bit old for that.
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or maybe they are both just MORONS?!?!?!?!?!
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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Not to defend a possible pedo, but couples in divorces make horrible allegations against each other. I have no idea, but it could just be bath-time pix or something? Still, the kids seem a bit old for that.
Yeah, she filed for divorce (without a lawyer) then decided not to proceed.
She was on TMZ last week talking about how much she loves this d-bag. Some body needs to hit her in the head with one of her fugly shoes.
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WAIT.... WTF ?!?!?!?!? FORGET ABOUT HER GETTING HER ASS KICKED, THE DUDE'S GOT NUDE PICTURES OF HER YOUNG DAUGHTERS? SHOULDN'T SHE BE GOING AFTER HIM FOR THAT??
IF THATS TRUE YOU KNOW HE'S DONE MORE THAN JUST TAKE NUDE PIC'S OF HER KIDS. SMH
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Submitted by the_original_sh... on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:59pm.
huh, he looks a little bit like halle berry's boy toy. but not as good looking...
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Both have mid-long hair. And both are French. Gabriel via Canada and this A hole via France.
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Shauna Sand is beautiful. She looks just like Malibu Barbie.
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Citizen's Arrest on his PEDO ASS!
Its dolphin girl!! [gives sonar pitched shriek]
I took nude pictures of your young daughters... Uhm where are they she should have asked and called the police. I am really totally confused by that statement by Shauna Sand... this is pretty gross, I thought it was he took nude photos of her and was going to sell them, now that is black mail and threatening this would make more sense.. because that's not even threatening about the nude pics of the children and to say he is going to sell them, sell them to PEDO'S? It is pure pedo he did that and pure pedoness and illegal selling them because NOBODY VIEWS NAKED PICTURES OF CHILDREN!!!!!!!!Sell them? Sell them to WHO!?!?!ONLY OTHER PEDO'S!
The son of Satan also threatened to sell nude pictures of her young daughters! This is what Shauna claims anyway. She says he took them while he was babysitting..........UHM PEDOPHILE!?!?!?!?!!SELL THEM TO WHO!?!? TO OTHER PEDOPHILES? DUDE NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED PRONTO!
That picture of her and her ex together looks like it should be on some kind of gender-switch version of Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
As always, I feel sorry for the kids. They would probably be better off with their dad, especially during a nasty divorce or whatever this is. I don't buy the photo thing either. If it's true, he should have been in jail when happened. If it didn't, she should get charged for lying and wasting court time. What a messed up world this is turning out to be.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:09pm.
I wish they would. Why is that the one alarm people who are desperate for attention always set off? Way to make it even harder for real victims to get justice, you rotten twat.
I might get shit for this, but the same thing is happening with Boy George. If someone hires you to take porn pics off a known sex site and then spends a week threatening you, why do you go back to that apartment? Like ever? Unless you're prepping for a shakedown.
Same shit here. If she knew he had naked pics of her children and she's known for longer than five seconds without going straight to the police, then she's as guilty as he is. Lying during a divorce because you're pissed off is one thing. Saying something like this is just pathetic.
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I am confused, too. I thought they called off their divorce very recently. He was on crutches and they were walking out of the courthouse together.
Did he change his mind? I guess she's going to ruin him now.
Aww her daughters are cute...what a shame to have that thing as a mother whose outfit is more infantile than her small daughters' Yikes
And her dude looks Just like Lorenzo Lamas IMO
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I call total bullshit on the pedo pics.If I had a husband has said he took pictures of my daughters and would sell them on the net...
We'd be in the hospital, dead or in jail.
I hope Shauna has fun when CPS does the the body cavity search on her dumb ass. People don't talk shit like child sexual abuse if it ain't true. CPS will take the kids out of the home and ask questions. later. The case workers have enough work with the children truly endangered without some twat making stuff.
And if what she says is true. Both her and hubbs should be shot because they are too fucking stupid to live.
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If the story about the nude pics is true, that's likely while Lorenzo has custody. I'm with Putas -- call Dexter. This would fit Harry's code.
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She is not without fault. Anyone who has that much elective surgery has some serious demons/issues so she probably is not the easiest kitty to handle. But if that part of this android hubby taking pics IS true... Someone get Dexter on the line. Do not fuck around when it comes to someone threatening your kids. I will have NO respect for her (ok I don;t really already but still) if she goes back to him after making these allegations.
ugh, it's obvious that the dude who married her in the first place is fucked up...
He took nude pics of her kids? I could understand that if she had sons. He's obviously a raging homo.
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I remember her droopy the dog looking face crying that Lorenzo wanted to whore her out for money. Lorenzo loves scaggy looking whores, but even this thing was too over the top for him. She must spend her days at home walking from the vanity table to the mirror and back. Guaranteed her kids live off lazy mom snack packs.
Hahahaha, love "citizen's arrest"!!!
Submitted by JosetteDeshoulières on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:23pm.
okey dokey, I am seeing a pattern with her marriages. Why does she get beaten by her husbands? I think she does physically attack them. Not saying they should attack back, but I am getting the feeling this kitten scratches. And what kind of useless whore keeps a pedo around her kids? Now I have to go back to find what all Lorenzo said about her during their divorce.
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You're right! Here's what I found:
"Lorenzo Lamas filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court from Shauna Sand, and obtained a restraining order against her because, he claims, she had physically attacked him in the past. [8 October 2002]"-whosdatedwho.com
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
If that was me, I'd shove a lucite heel (or both)so far up his ass he wouldn't be able to run when the cops showed to arrest him.
I do feel sorry for her girls...chances are, they'll repeat the cycle.
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Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Ok, so this dude has naked pics of her children who are what? About 9? And she's not going to the police to have him arrested, why?
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:21pm.
**LMAO
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WTF is she wearing in front of her kids? Look, I'm all for looking hot( or trying to look hot in her case), but when you have children, you need to cover up a few things. You're a mother for pete's sake.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Nice. Her daughters are obviously future whores in training.
okey dokey, I am seeing a pattern with her marriages. Why does she get beaten by her husbands? I think she does physically attack them. Not saying they should attack back, but I am getting the feeling this kitten scratches. And what kind of useless whore keeps a pedo around her kids? Now I have to go back to find what all Lorenzo said about her during their divorce.
She really needs to hook up with Dmitri. This guy cannot come close to appreciating her elegance the way he would.
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Submitted by peaches on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:18pm.
Okay, I've heard this bitch is crazy before. When Lorenzo Lamas wanted to divorce her, she beat the crap out of him and he got a restraining order against her, so I realoly don't know if I believe her!
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What should she expect????? If she proved up the violence in order to get the restraining order then she should never have rescinded it.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:12pm.
Skin stretches even if silicone doesn't, and letting them hang from the high altitude of the lucite heels probably had 'em looking like a couple of grapefruits in a pair of nylons.
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That would be a pretty accurate description of them.
I wonder if maybe some of his anger was warranted. Like maybe he was jealous that she spent more time fondling her breasts than fondling him, or maybe he wanted a turn.
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Yeah, man. Eurotrash. Nailed it.
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Okay, I've heard this bitch is crazy before. When Lorenzo Lamas wanted to divorce her, she beat the crap out of him and he got a restraining order against her, so I realoly don't know if I believe her!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:13pm.
Aviator glasses, cockroach killers and a fleur duh lies belt buckle?
Here ladies and gentlemen is a prime example of french white trash.
LOL! Or as they say, Blanche Debris!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:13pm.
Aviator glasses, cockroach killers and a fleur duh lies belt buckle?
Here ladies and gentlemen is a prime example of french white trash.
Or as we call the Eurotrash...we have tons on those here in Chicago
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Aviator glasses, cockroach killers and a fleur duh lies belt buckle?
Here ladies and gentlemen is a prime example of french white trash.
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