HoHan Has Been Busy
Busy updating her MySpace blog that is. In between her hectic schedule of buying fugly clothes, getting flour bombed and making cocktails on the sly, HoHan has written a couple of posts about her partner in pussy and her hatred for Facebook.
Sometime this morning, while SamRo was probably connecting her freckles with her tongue, HoHan wrote this:
oy vey! rumors..just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
Oy gey! Okay. You can file that under: useless shit you might want need to make small talk with a bitch you don't really like. You know, when you're stuck with a bitch you don't really like and there's an uncomfortable silence, just say, "Oh. You know HoHan and SamRo didn't break up." The bitch will just nod and then you can feel better about yourself knowing that you at least tried.
On Monday, HoHan wrote about how she's having a fight with Facebook. Her life is seriously really stressful:
i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and "log in" name in, a red sentence came up saying..Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE "FAKE" OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just "disable" my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn't even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn't want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same "pets" and so on..
phew! i'm glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change....
Now that Obama is president, I believe that his first priority will be to change Facebook's mistreatment of celebwhores. Don't worry your little gayelle head, HoHan!
ShareThis
"oy vey! rumors.. "
Um....isn't she Irish?
Shiksa
Hey you stupid ugly whore, famous people shouldn't create facebook pages under assumed names and then bitch when the owners of the site get cornfused.
Nice to see her prioritizing.
Getting your Facebook and CrackSpace pages in order should be #1 on everyone's list.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
fuck this stupid cunt. NEXT
Aww, poor thing - she couldn't get into her Facebook account. Life is so unfair!
********
President Obama - Get used to it! :)
these remind me of courtney love's chola maid stealing her shit...that is why, NEVER under any circumstances, get yourself in front of a computer after a coke binge like this cunt has...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:09pm.
She set up a fake account with a fake name and that account was disabled because they couldn't verify it was hers and SHE'S COMPLAINING? How on earth was facebook supposed to verify that fake account belonged to her. Maybe... just maybe the fake name she used really belonged to someone who could vouch for their name and credentials?
The sheer nerve is breathtaking.
_______________
My thoughts exactly.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
That's not an umbrella. It's a gayelle halo.
What a stupid fucking cunt.
Phew! Glad I got that off my chest!
Who cares about what Hohan says or thinks? People read her blog? Really?
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Kdracofan,
My pleasure mon ami!
Snarkley,
That's not an assistant. That's Samro. She hold the purse and the umbrella and always walks 2 steps behind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Please step in front of a bus. Please step in front of a bus. Please step in front of a bus. Please step in front of a bus. Please step in front of a bus.
Hey Linds....Facebook is offering really good deals on flights to India.
Rich and famous people suck.
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
I'm an idiot...I thought she was wearing an umbrella hat.
http://www.thelaughingstock.co.uk/acatalog/umbrella.jpg
*leaves to find more java*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same "pets" and so on..
phew! i'm glad i got that off my chest,
********************************************
O yes. Now you can get back to saving the world and shit.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Wow, remove the assistant and the umbrella and she looks like she belongs on a street corner somewhere. Or in a line-up.
Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:08pm.
OH! Has Been Child Star day at Dlisted!!!
Cupcakes for everyone!!
-----------
yey yummy cupcakes....thank you Clarisse
Why can't celebrities HOLD THEIR OWN UMBRELLAS? She seems to have enough use of both hands to type long stupid passages about her facebook account, but can't muster the strength to hold an umbrella?
She set up a fake account with a fake name and that account was disabled because they couldn't verify it was hers and SHE'S COMPLAINING? How on earth was facebook supposed to verify that fake account belonged to her. Maybe... just maybe the fake name she used really belonged to someone who could vouch for their name and credentials?
The sheer nerve is breathtaking.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
OH! Has Been Child Star day at Dlisted!!!
Cupcakes for everyone!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I AM THE FAKE- of myself.
You said it, HoHan. Now go do something else to keep yourself on the tabloids, cuz your 15 mins are up.
------------------------------------------------
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Ugh! HoHan needs a fucking nap.
How disappointing for Linds!
Everyone knows all the biggest stars have facebook accounts that are important in maintaining a successful career.
Is this bitch done yet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
yeah, put your whole fucking life on Facebook, then complain about how you want privacy.
Fucked up drug addict whore.
***********************************************
I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
I want my money back
Ugh, what a dumbass.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FIND AN EFFING JOB INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THE EFFING COMPUTER?
She's useless.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Who's Linsday Lohan?
excuse me, but Obama will be too busy helping us "colored folk".
***********************************************
I smacked a bitch and I liked it.