Morning Wood

marg helgenberger obvs left that lame ass ugly douche guy who played cybil's boyfriend for ME.

Courtney Love needs to get over herself

I had no idea Marg Helgenberg was married to Phil Spector

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

I'm sure Sarah Palin thinks Vanity Fair is an annual event where one eats cotton candy and corndogs, and rides the ferris wheel.

Tina Fey is smart, pretty and super down to earth and with that said, I love her!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Really, Courtney STFU already! No one cares! Your career died years ago face it. You blew it when Hole broke up and you will never regain that magic back. Just stop, you are embarrassing everyone.

Courtney is like that crazy lady on the corner downtown who smells like cheese who asks if you have any change becuase she "needs bus fare".

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:56pm.

Guten Tag Lolo

*Kisses you*
I understand :)

Hey guess what?
I done missed you long time over Turkey Day festivities! Youre more fun then my family ties!
Lord have mercy food fighting and everything!
pffffffffffffft! Hallmark!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

I used to like Marg Hamburger, now, something ain't right no more.
I would not be heart broken if she left CSI.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

While I think Tina Fey is sometimes hilarious and sometimes not, her being on the cover of Vanity Fair makes me want to cancel my subscription.

Marg Helgenberg recently turned 50
That means she's shoe horning her ass into an even tighter pair of pants and will be breaking out the big hair.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:56pm.

Guten Tag Lolo

You're really swell, I have to admit, you
Deserve expressions that really fit you
And so I've wracked my brain, hoping to explain
All the things that you do to me

Bei mir bist du schoen, please let me explain
Bei mir bist du schoen means you're grand
Bei mir bist du schoen, again I'll explain
It means you're the fairest in the land

I could say bella, bella, even say wunderbar
Each language only helps me tell you how grand you are
I've tried to explain, bei mir bist du schoen
So kiss me, and say you understand

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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

Jessica Szohr is too good to be Ed Westwick's beard.

HELLO MRS KRAVITZ!

hello
hello hello
i dont know why target had to use that song cause now i hate it
i hate it
i really do
dont know why target had to use that song cause now i hate it

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

I'm sure Sarah Palin is seething with envy.

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony

I disagree about Tina Fey being able to dance, but I still think she's great. Smart, funny, physically attractive; that's all I need to know. Plus, she reminds me of my girlfriend, so I don't have to feel bad about having a crush on her :-) (Yes, I know I'm a lucky bast*rd)

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:52pm.

Minch is the only thing that keeps me hanging on these days.
Otherwise I'd be going postal on everyone's ass.
True story.

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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

Minch is in the house!!! WOOT!!

KD,
Agreed. They do "Hollywood" her up.

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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:41pm.

do not get me wrong.
I love Lucy and I am not kidding.
I grew up on I L♥ve Lucy
She was one of the best and funniest and still is. She was a pioneer for women in comedy and I admire and respect her.

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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

Clarisse- I think they just used a bad pic of her. She looks better with her natural hair.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:36am.
I love Tina Fey....but I can't believe the amounts of reports on the scar on her face! who fucking cares? Everyone has scars!
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I think the creepy fascination with it is how she got it: As a 5 YO child playing in her front yard, Fey was slashed across the cheek with a knife by some random woman. Jesus!

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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:36am.
Courtney Love : Needs to find a hole and get lost in it.

CLEVER!

Geez, nothing like a Tina Fey post to bring the McCain supporters out of the woodwork.

Yes Courtney. You were the first person to ever experience a breakdown.
Britney was just copying you.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:36pm.
Though I did hear (from Desi) that Lucy could bust a move if necessary.
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LUUUUCEEEE...you gots some 'splaining to do!!

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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:36pm.

Of course she could. Remember when she danced with Van Johnson? Or all those times she'd sneak into the act? She was pretty damn good.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Tina Fey is a genius and should be dancing with Alvin Ailey and the Bolshoi Ballet...at the same time.
She's that good.
Though I did hear (from Desi) that Lucy could bust a move if necessary.

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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.

Fucking amen to that! I miss queer as folk. Screw Dilapidated Housewives!

Tina Fey ain't got nothin on LUCILLE BALL. No one can EVER come close to her comedic genius. I fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Lucy!!!!!!!!

Damn, I gotta stop putting so much sugar in my tea.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

i think considering lots of factors, marg is aging better than alot of younger hags...her hubby, on the other hand...frightening...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

okay, them high heel pumps? they make you wimmens feets look big as shit.

and if you one a them anorexic looking ho's that ain't really anorexic, you just wanna be skinny? that goes double for you, you wear them shoes, somebody can just wrap a strap around your waist and use you for a two wheeled dolly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:44am.
Eww Eww Eww....I am so sick of Tina Fey. She's not that funny. And she's a retarded dancer. I hope she was kidding.
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I agree the whole im not sexy and i cant dance so this is funny schtick is getting really old.

Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:12pm.
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I hart Phil Hartman. *sigh*

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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac

Tina Fey is one of my girl crushes.

I'd love to pummel Miley Cyrus in her chipmunk cheeks! Can't stand that no-talent brat!

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President Obama - Get used to it! :)

I can't stand Tina Fey. How did we go from comedic geniuses like Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann to thinking Tina Fey is on the same level as they were back in the heyday of SNL? I find Fey really annoying and having to watch one episode of 30 Rock on a trip to California was enough. That show is not funny at all. I can't wait for her to go away. One good thing about McCain not winning is that we don't have to watch Fey impersonate Palin for the next 4 years and you know it would've happened even if Fey said it wouldn't. It would be one way to keep herself in the spotlight.

KD,
Hmm. Well we all like something different but i think she is GORGEOUS!

http://www.jessicaszohr.com/

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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.

I love me some tina
all the others, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Oh dear, Tina Fey. Oh dear.

Jessica Szohr is STUNNING but she is not slutty so Megan fox AJ are safe in their hottest women contest

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:36am.
Jessica Szohr is STUNNING.

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Whaaa? Stunningly UGLY. She has pretty eyes and maybe hair, too, but the rest of her is nothing to desire.

I love love love Gale...
I agree with MK, bring Queer as Folk back. Sick of LOGO reruns.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

wow...so surprising ms. fey can't dance worth a shit.

Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:38am.
Love Tina Fey. She can do no wrong. (Well, except this new season of 30 Rock...hate to say it, but I've found it really lackluster so far.)
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for some reason I read "lackluster" as "nutsucker". Must be I need to get laid or sumpin.

I can totally imagine Camille Belle's and Robbie Pattz' eyebrows making out.

Eww Eww Eww....I am so sick of Tina Fey. She's not that funny. And she's a retarded dancer. I hope she was kidding.

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Looks like good old Marg's ego mayhave gotten a tad too big for the marriage-a-rooney.

She thinks she's so hot and for 50, she is. But she seems to think she's still 25, judging by the way she acts on CSI.

Beautiful, sexy, funny, intelligent, great writer, and dances? You go, Tina!

has bryan adams stuck in head now.

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Love Tina Fey. She can do no wrong. (Well, except this new season of 30 Rock...hate to say it, but I've found it really lackluster so far.)

50 years old and Marg is still hot.

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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Tina for Secretary of Funny!

Tina Fey : Cute, but go away for a whiles.
Courtney Love : Needs to find a hole and get lost in it.
Miley Cyrus : See Courtney Love
Camilla Belle / Robert Pattinson : Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Gale Harold Get him and Queer as Folk back on Showtime! I SECOND THAT MOTION!!!
Marg Helgenberg's : Nothing. Christopher Meloni is HOT!
Harvey / Katie! : Ah, no. I wish they would take the whole family and go the fuck away.
Chuck Bass : Jessica Szohr is STUNNING. Get off GG and give Ange and Megan da smack-down!

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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.

I love Tina Fey....but I can't believe the amounts of reports on the scar on her face! who fucking cares? Everyone has scars!

C Word, yeah, her hubby was CREEPY on CSI! She's hot though.

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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"

tina is the shit!

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