Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
O Cliniqua! She's one my favourites. And Jill and some bitch call boo(real) I saw last night and there's these two tweens...guli and dianad1968, I think...if you're looking for people to pick on:)
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yeah yeah .... dianad1968 was the bitch I was bantering with when I got banned from the site! hate her. dumb twat posts comments while she's sitting on the subway. Not me, I'd be looking to see if someone was gonna mug my ass!
what's with the Hitler stache?
gross
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:41am.
They ignored my post, completely. Guess I'll have to sink down a few levels. :)
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Did you see the comment of hers that I posted this morning? It was a doozy. Saying that Jen has herpes and syphilis and that's why she can't have kids, blah blah blah. That chic is a raunchy twat. Someone needs to put her in her place. I would spend all day bantering with her if those pricks at JJ would just lift my ban!
Okay, which one of you loozers is posting as uh oh?
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angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:26pm.
How does she keep a straight face looking at him?
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That's funny. I read that and clicked the 1st thumb and...well, it looks like she's having a hard time. LOL!
- Maybe because she is like piece of toilet paper stuck on his shoe as he tries to be all Movie Star.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:18pm.
hehehe...Thanks Tits. I'm disappointed they deleted my posts because I was being most sincere!
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Have they banned you pussy? I still have some of your posts and would be happy to throw them up again. I love how your posts were riddled with back handed compliments. You are a true artiste!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:26pm.
How does she keep a straight face looking at him?
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That's funny. I read that and clicked the 1st thumb and...well, it looks like she's having a hard time. LOL!
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How does she keep a straight face looking at him?
Angie looks really classy, but Brad looks ridiculous!!!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Laila on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:59pm
Thank you for venturing into the abyss and posting the lunacy.
Taking three giant steps back and looking at the GIANT picture, which none of them do over there, the investment, saga laden comments are the concrete evidence of what Skeletina's worshipers are.
No argument is ever made without the element of "The Hater" included.
Conclusion, Irony and Hypocrisy are the inherent, indivisible common denominator that make a Loon.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by lelu on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:22pm.
Now are the Twilight'ers the new Brangeloonies?
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O God, I hope so. We need some fresh blood up in here. Heheh. I made a funny;p
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:18pm.
Funtimes. I just reposted one of tl'd deleted posts - the bowel movement one over at jj.
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hehehe...Thanks Tits. I'm disappointed they deleted my posts because I was being most sincere!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Now are the Twilight'ers the new Brangeloonies?
For some strange reason he reminds me of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Funtimes. I just reposted one of tl'd deleted posts - the bowel movement one over at jj.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/01/angelina-jolie-nola-benjamin-but...
it's a dark drizzly day and i'm bored. what can i say?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
HAHAHAHHA she is "so mysterious. she seems like she is so unobtainable," and yet..."she's brutally honest in her interviews - and it's always been that way."
That is some feat, to be brutally honest AND mysterious.
she be some kinda woman
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:24pm.
That's a very interesting analogy. Being a 50s/60s kid - and never having had a Barbie doll -it never occurred to me that people would carry that through to their adult (and I used the word advisedly) lives. Although, why not? If girls grew up thinking that they should look like Barbie, I guess Ken (boring, plastic Ken, aka Brad) could fit in there, as well.
I'm not posting there again, today - although I'm reading
- until Jill (Nurse Ratched) and Cliniqua come back. The others are minnows.
"Eat shitt and die." Charming. Not until you learn how to spell 'shit'.
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O. They're not allowed to spell shit. I was thinking that yesterday too. They're already illiterate - now their gonna lose their swears too! Yeesh!
And the Barbie/Ken thing. Those are just archetypes. Someone was on about how gross or something the "Golden Couple" (Jen/Brad) used to be. It's a power couple. Yin and Yang. God and Goddess. And their blessed children of the world. They desperately want to believe in that. ALL they REALLY need to do is be HONEST with themselves. They can't do it so they can't get over it. Why do they automatically assume that if you have ANYTHING less that totally complimentary to say about them that you are in love with Jen A. There's absolutely NO reasoning in that.
EXCEPT that they haven't gotten over the lies they're telling themselves. They're mad at themselves for not reproaching them in some way - they know it makes sense. But they can't play the balance game. If they condemn them for one thing they must condemn them for everything. They can't say: Yes - it's shitty to cheat on your wife. That's wrong. But everything seems to have worked out so I'm not going to trouble myself with it. They have to make Jen A. a bad guy.
They can't say: Angelina obviously knows how to work her look and is careful to be available and posy for the cameras when the time is right - I like that kinda moxy! They have to say: Angelina doesn't care a bit about her looks! She is just naturally perfect.
so fucked up. But be careful or you'll get banned quick. They are on CONSTANT defense over every little thing.
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LOL Mrs. Kravitz! Putting the New back in New Orleans!! HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yep, she's topped every polE alright. Even the married ones!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:38pm.
angel_I - you listed all the loon Headmasters.
They trash anyone who has a different opinion.
They constantly trash this site and Female First for not licking Brangelina ass...
They are complete, rabid lunatics and their English is poor. Not just type-o's, perpetually horrible. They give their idol a bad name over at JJ.
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And there you go. They all showed up last night...I was watching behind my glass sheild and just as one would go and I thought it might be safe to enter...another one would pop up. I was too skeered. (Mostly scared of making myself all ranty and ravy over nothing)
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:24pm.
That's a very interesting analogy. Being a 50s/60s kid - and never having had a Barbie doll -it never occurred to me that people would carry that through to their adult (and I used the word advisedly) lives. Although, why not? If girls grew up thinking that they should look like Barbie, I guess Ken (boring, plastic Ken, aka Brad) could fit in there, as well.
I'm not posting there again, today - although I'm reading - until Jill (Nurse Ratched) and Cliniqua come back. The others are minnows.
"Eat shitt and die." Charming. Not until you learn how to spell 'shit'.
Someone went to Lainey's site and she has written that Angelina (or both of them) was becoming pedestrian. Well, Lainey was trashed. My favorite comment was "what's the meaning of pedestrian? i thought it was kind of walking.". The person was absolutely serious.
I think that JJ is making my computer sick. It runs very slowly on that site and I can't copy and paste there, anymore. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
While JJ’s is definitely the loon mother ship the crazy is alive and well at the JJB board:
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Honestly, I find people that bash angelina..have something missing in them..I always find that smart intelligent wonderful real and honest people admire angelina jolie. I usually find the girls who are so upitity with their bags ,clothes, shoes and bitching about their nails every single min..tend to go towards the worthless people in hollywood.
I find it so funny when people call angelina bad names..I mean everything you say..it dosent stop the fact that the woman has won like every poll and she is POWER..she walked into the hollwood awards the other night and the crowd was in awww..bitches in hollywood droll over her..because she is so mysterious. she seems like she is so unobtainable.
Angelina is bashed because .unlike everyone else in hollywood, she is who she is. I think that threathns many women...they wish that they could be so confident like her so they just bash her..bunch of haters who are insecure and uptight with their look..thats all
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The problem many fans have with the haters (angry jealous women all) who are so eager to post Angie as the first one in threads like these - is the fact that we think we know a lot about her (she's brutally honest in her interviews - and it's always been that way), knowing what she values - we know that looks are irrelevant to her, and she's so not a vain person.
She's up there with Bono and Oprah in terms of her rankings and 'most admired,' regarding her philanthropy, from working Capitol Hill, and sponsoring bills that save children with her own money, getting them signed into law, traveling to Iraq, Afghaniston and Darfur where she could be harmed or killed all to shed light on the most dire human circumstances imaginable....
....and yet it's ultimately disappointing to see and hear other females - seeing such an inspiring role model, and reducing her to what she looks like in the mirror. This is a woman who has tats and was into cutting as an adolescent with emotional problems...do you really think she's on par with other women in the business who fall apart at the first sign of a flaw?? Wake up.
It just seems like on these boards, we get these vain, shallow, dumb as stump 'Paris Hilton' type girls who start threads like these and want to reduce Angelina to, well, this thread.
I think a lot of fans who admire her for the person she is, with her tattoos, and her children, and her hard work ethic, and honesty about how she's lived her life -- find it almost revolting to reduce someone of her character to this kind of thread.
Truthfully, it's like someone talking about Hilary Clinton or Nelson Mandela or Bono or Oprah's 'looks.'
She's a legend and she's 33. She doesn't deserve to be reduced to a hairdo, or a pair of jeans.
At the end of the day. Yeah, most women suck and are FAR more sexist and evil than men. It's at times like these I really feel we don't deserve to run jacksh*t, let alone a country. What we do best?? Sit and rip up more accomplished beautiful women than ourselves - we're good at that.
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This is also a good picture... before they were doing it ... it has more tension
Brad's face
I bet he was hard
Yes but the funniest thing about the wallofvoodoo post was that someone re-posted it and said they loved the way they talked about Brange and to please post more and they were now a fan of them. Whoever it was, you gotta keep it up until they twig its a wind-up and look very silly indeed!
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:38pm.
TITS - no which thread? I was posting yesterday as lordhelpme to hilarious effect and read the other posts but thought my post was the last one on that thread. Is there another one or has it started up again?
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the toy store thread. All but one of tl's posts have been deleted. The one about her pooping heroin balloons made my eyes pop!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44pm.
LOL
I found that one yesterday and I too was flabbergasted by it. It turns out it was written by one of our own Dlisters as a joke!!!
Good one, right?
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Something very interesting is happening over at x17. The stories are hardly getting any comments!! Some have zero! Even the britney posts can barely muster 30 comments. They used to get hundreds and hundreds. They still don't require registering a user name, so that isn't it.
VERY weird. Has the public's thirst for saccharine puke been slaked?
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44pm.
Holy Shit. Please tell me that was a Dlister joking around.
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From JJ:
wallofvoodoo @ 12/01/2008 at 8:31 pm She looks positively ethereal! She just has this aura of pure beauty that surrounds her and everyone around her. She and Brad are putting the NEW back into New Orleans. Thank God for them and thank them for their tireless efforts at ridding the world of it’s poverty and sorrow.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One of my fave JJ posts was simply: "thanks for the new Angelina pic JJ, I missed her"!!!! ha ha ha!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:28pm.
Love Anderson, you always say the funniest shit.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Mrs K - I think they must be pretty bitter but are superficially nice. You know those scary women who are all peaches and cream on the surface but full of hate and daggers underneath. Everyone's met one of them at some point in their lives! Plus they're obviously living their lives vicariously through AJ which means they must be pretty dissatisfied with their lot. I think that's why they automatically assume people who disagree with them must worship JA - its very black and white - you're either with AJ or JA (hm neat reversal of initials, never noticed that!). I actually doubt they're that brave in real life though - I think the internet gives them the forum to expel the hatred inside them without suffering any consequences. I guess that makes them the cowardly type in real life.
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:29pm.
Personally, I think it's fucking hysterical that JJ immediately bans any and every single person who says something negative about the Brangelina. It's also kinda stupid, considering all those people he bans could have ended up as regular posters on other threads. Fucking dumbass! But then again, anyone who says something negative about Angelina is a "troll" and must be immediately terminated!! LMAO
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:35pm.
she looks like a Barbie doll (albeit with black hair).
^^^
and a thick waist.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
angel_I - you listed all the loon Headmasters.
They trash anyone who has a different opinion.
They constantly trash this site and Female First for not licking Brangelina ass...
They are complete, rabid lunatics and their English is poor. Not just type-o's, perpetually horrible. They give their idol a bad name over at JJ.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
TITS - no which thread? I was posting yesterday as lordhelpme to hilarious effect and read the other posts but thought my post was the last one on that thread. Is there another one or has it started up again?
I see their botox-dermabrasion is wearing off and the oil is taking over.
I see Bradley is not grabbing her non-existent ass.
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:31pm.
I wonder if they are vitriolic and insane in other aspects of their lives as well, or is their mishegoss (wacky, irrational, absurd belief; craziness; senseless behavior or activity) compartmentalized.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Peaches - she is though. I know she'd love to think she's some timeless but edgy beauty but I don't think thats why people like her. I think they like her because she looks like a Barbie doll (albeit with black hair). There is even an ANgelina doll out there that people can buy - its basically Barbie with black hair. The wide-spaced eyes, tiny nose, big lips, symmetrical features, big hair, thin with occasional big boobs - she's BArbie.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:06pm.
Are you asking the ids of dlisters on jj? I've just started poking a stick into their fire as itis and eyeout. tl is anoli(something) and cadebra got banned and posts removed. Others I don't know. TL's posts are a scream.
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I think the loons are eating foods with too many preservatives and refined sugars.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well I used to make documentaries and may be going back to it soon so I am quite genuinely interested. The modern culture of fan worship is a pretty interesting subject, especially now it has morphed into not only worship but hatred of anyone who may challenge the perfecttion of their idol. Especially when they spend their days pouring vitriol on anyone who threatens their belief system, possibly even before anyone has even made an attack! I think its a bit like believing in a conspiracy theory - belief in the theory is essential to their mental well-being and gives them a reason for living so anyone who challenges it is ultimately challenging them. Its a new form of religion if you like. Very interesting.
Angie actually looks really good IMO, even though she looked awful yesterday, but Brad? Man, he isn't even doable. Not only did Angie suck most of the hot right out of him, that 'stache just makes it impossible to believe he ever was hot in the first place...
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:28pm.
I believe the JJ'ers have assimilated and are one with the Cyborg known as SkeletinaTamponalina.
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LMAO!
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:24pm.
My theory so far is that the adulation for Ange and Brad comes from an association with Barbie and Ken - the toy of choice for most of our generations. Its like the (debatably) most beautiful girl in the world got together with the most handsome man so the order of the universe according to the law of Barbie and Ken has been fulfilled. People are conditioned to believe that 2 beauties should be together - they are the epitome of everything we were taught as kids of the 80's. The problem with real life though is it doesn't quite fit the ideal of Hasbro's favourite dolls (was it Hasbro, my toy knowledge is hazy?). Naughty Ken was married to a really nice, grounded all-American girl when he met Barbie and Barbie knew it but didn't let that get in the way of what she wanted. Barbie also has a past of snogging her brother, wearing vials of blood round her neck, cutting herself, making public declarations of having shagged in a limo on the way to the oscars, and 2 previous marriages. Still us 80's kids (not us obviously) desperately want to believe that the order of the universe has been fulfilled (or what we were taught should be the order of the universe as kids) and try to write these compromising details out of history. Therefore it was obviously the wife's fault he left her for beautiful Jen as she selfishly failed to put having his children before her own career and she is now a desperate, sad old hag who doesn't fit nto the Barbie and Ken narrative anyway (Ken did not have a nice, harmless ex-wife by God!). So this is my analysis of the thinking behind it, but I'm still intrigued as to the actual people. I need to enter into dialogue with this person JILL. I am genuinely fascinated by her and want to meet her!
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Angelina is no Barbie!!!! It seems Ken has not yet met his Barbie!
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:24pm.
People are conditioned to believe that 2 beauties should be together - they are the epitome of everything we were taught as kids of the 80's.
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And the 60s and the 50s and the 40s and the 30s...
I have to say tho - I think we were allowed to cut loose a little in the 70s and the 20s;p
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I believe the JJ'ers have assimilated and are one with the Cyborg known as SkeletinaTamponalina.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Fuck! Was so busy looking at the tampon dress that I missed Brad's shirt and tie combo. What? Is his latest charitable endeavour hiring a blind dresser? I never saw the hot in the Brad- too bland for my tastes- but at least he looked human before that wench sucked him dry. He now looks like a bargain bin in a charity shop. Sad.
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@Mustang and Mrs. K (coy one)!
*I* think they are POD PEOPLE!
Keane (after Jill got to her) went in there on a rant about trailers that I thought was pretty accurate. LOL!
Mustang: "and a disturbingly prevalent amount of anger, which they are unable to control. Some of them refuse to write the words 'Jennifer Aniston' and use an 'x', instead."
I think I find that part the most disturbing. THAT kinda behaviour is where terrorists come from, you know?
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Submitted by MissKnownUnknown on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:22pm.
It's Robert Redford's baby brother!
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no!!!!! Why does everyone say that all the time?? The only actor who reminds me of Redford is Simon Baker from the Mentalist!!
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