Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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TITS- are you guys hating or pretending to be loons? Or both? I love how that person called the haters "unstable". And being obsessive is stable??
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:10pm.
Wow, I was just reading the jj site, and I think a few of my brain cells suicided.
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a lot of those comments are from us taking the piss out of them.
I figure if i keep changing id's they're less likely to ban me.
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But WTF is this?
Muska @ 12/02/2008 at 3:29 pm
I’d like to see Brad hook up with a big juicy BBW for his next mate. He deserves someone whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, not the straw you slurp it threw.
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I guess Musky told us off, huh? Don't you all feel ASHAMED of yourselves right about now?!?!?!
didn't think so; me neither.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
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I give up. You have made the same comment - the one about learning from AJ - on this site AND on Just Jared. The whole thing. What's your game?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:07pm.
FOUL! I CALL FOUL! Muska is confusing me!
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I think *someone* may just be using thier name over there.
no reason, just a guess.
whistles.
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OMG, Muska is such fucking HWORE!
Same typos and everything!!!
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Muska @ 12/02/2008 at 3:25 pm
Yeah, she’s so irrelevant.
It’s funny how she just gets to you all somehow.
I bet most of you are women. Why do we do this to ourselves?? You would never say those things about Brad. But a gorgeous smart kind-hearted woman? HOW DARES SHE??!! Adopting children?! Donating money to charity?! Caring intensely about her job?! Wanting like any other sane person to be thought of in a positive way?!
I can think of nothing lower.
Women like you are the reason why it’s sooo hard get rid of those remaining prejudices that men have towards us. Bickering, envious women who are driven solely by whatever feelings they may have at the moment. Come on, put aside that for a second and look at this objectively: yes, she may be smart buisness woman who knows how to spin things in her favour - LEARN FROM HER. Don’t hate her for it.
And I think it’s super funny that you all talk about ‘loony’ loons when really you come across unstable.
That’s all for now, b1tches.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Miska Muska Mickey Mouse
LOL
Muska is the scent from Briney Thpears cooter place i thinks.
Its all about positive morons in your life. Jump start that chi. Cooter chi makes a great tea for sippin in the afternoon wjile enjoying delicious butt biscutts. you bunch of fucking CLOONEYS!
LMFAO!
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Wow, I was just reading the jj site, and I think a few of my brain cells suicided.
"Like you guys don't know her shoes" WHAT? It's like they have their own language over there.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:49pm.
envious women who are driven solely by whatever feelings they may have at the moment.
^^^^^
Interesting...that's exactly how Holie felt when she met Brad.
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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:49pm.
268 comments. Wow.
Yeah, she's so irrelevant.
It's funny how she just gets to you all somehow.
I bet most of you are women. Why do we do this to ourselves?? You would never say those things about Brad. But a gorgeous smart kind-hearted woman? HOW DARES SHE??!! Adopting children?! Donating money to charity?! Caring intensely about her job?! Wanting like any other sane person to be thought of in a positive way?!
I can think of nothing lower.
Women like you are the reason why it's sooo hard get rid of those remaining prejudices that men have towards us. Bickering, envious women who are driven solely by whatever feelings they may have at the moment. Come on, put aside that for a second and look at this objectively: yes, she may be smart buisness woman who knows how to spin things in her favour - LEARN FROM HER. Don't hate her for it.
And I think it's super funny that you all talk about 'loony' loons when really you come across unstable.
That's all for now, bitches.
- Learn from her? How dare you. Look what you have learned from her, back handed bullshit and over blown epitaphs about nothing!
Yea, she's such a great teacher and role model, look how her supporters behave.
Learn from her, PLEASE, she can't even learn to tell the truth and keep her claws off other people's men.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
FOUL! I CALL FOUL! Muska is confusing me!
(omg, this is my puppy cam - someone please save me)
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:57pm.
Thanks angel_i and TITS
i posted...It just hasn't showed up yet
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it's on the next page.
Now I feel like pancakes.
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Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:49pm.
PREACH IT SISTAH!!!!!
Who wants to testify?
Amen, amen, amen, amen, amen.
We're singing Alleluia! St.Holie is my Savior, who lives forever!
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Thanks angel_i and TITS
i posted...It just hasn't showed up yet
Muska, i tell you what. Im not a girl, not yet a woman. All I need is love and something something else and some more of those words in that song too.
Fo real
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@xxyxz: Not as far as I know - did you not get in...?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/01/angelina-jolie-nola-benjamin-but...
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Angel_i
Do you have to be registered?
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:49pm.
Come on, put aside that for a second and look at this objectively: yes, she may be smart buisness woman who knows how to spin things in her favour -
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And there you go. I mentioned earlier that this would be a great argument for fans. Nice.
Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to studying my pygmies.
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Mrs K, can you please tell you dog to STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
I don't have any more cheese in my pocket. I swear on the cats life I don't.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
268 comments. Wow.
Yeah, she's so irrelevant.
It's funny how she just gets to you all somehow.
I bet most of you are women. Why do we do this to ourselves?? You would never say those things about Brad. But a gorgeous smart kind-hearted woman? HOW DARES SHE??!! Adopting children?! Donating money to charity?! Caring intensely about her job?! Wanting like any other sane person to be thought of in a positive way?!
I can think of nothing lower.
Women like you are the reason why it's sooo hard get rid of those remaining prejudices that men have towards us. Bickering, envious women who are driven solely by whatever feelings they may have at the moment. Come on, put aside that for a second and look at this objectively: yes, she may be smart buisness woman who knows how to spin things in her favour - LEARN FROM HER. Don't hate her for it.
And I think it's super funny that you all talk about 'loony' loons when really you come across unstable.
That's all for now, bitches.
xxyxlxz
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/01/angelina-jolie-nola-benjamin-but...
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what I can't wrap my mind around is the emotional committment these weirdos have made.
I can't quite grasp it. It doesn't make sense.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
@xxyxz: (i got one open;p)
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/01/angelina-jolie-nola-benjamin-but...
O - I know who Uh oh is! I can tell that style a mile away....:)
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It is so funny that it is all of us posting over there...you guys are hilarious. (-:
Keane/lordhelpme
maaaaaybe, maaaaybe not.
doesn't make it any less fun.
I only wish they had avatars.
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OKAY... WHAT THREAD ARE Y'ALL TALKIING ABOUT?
i have TO READ IT!
Sorry for the caps... I'm not gonna edit today
GET YOUR OWN NAME! I'M TELLING THE TEACHER!
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O.K., who's "Uh-oh"? Which one of you bitches is it? If it's not one of us, someone else is having some fun this afternoon.
The "no living with horses in a stable" one was hers or his - and there are others like it. He or she is quite funny.
Don't get fooled into thinking that everyone is a loony in there. Don't want anyone's blood pressure rising. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Seriously its just us posting now isn't it? I haven't read one post that isn't a piss take. I have just done a classic - hope it posts!
I dont' know who the heck is posting over there but it hilarious.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:18pm.
@LCT:
As a businesswoman, crackwhore, Canadian of colour, I say: Go for it.
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Yessssssssss. C'mere, dummy dummy dummy. Let mama give you a nice big fat purple eyeball.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:16pm.
Why does it matter? Hillary could care less. Jolie is of no benefit to anyone in D.C.
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Throw something in about how obviously fake it is, too. I'd be willing to bet my left tit Angie's never even met them.
@LCT:
As a businesswoman, crackwhore, Canadian of colour, I say: Go for it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:13pm.
the truth @ #388 + #389
as an African woman reading your posts now i know you are one of those crazy white pple. Thats just going beyond the pale *excuse the pun* . I mean really such an anology is truly offensive and such a polarizing one at that too! Your passive aggressive comments ,insinuations pathetic jibes and disingenuity designed to rile up the fans is soo blatant. Your posts were comical up until that last one. THe only racists i think are JA fans, she is your typical uber rich white RACIST Valley girl and her fans are such. The JP are representative( to a lot of pple where im from whove heard of them,) of true humanitarians; race, creed and culture they cross and respect. True human beings , just an example of the many pple out there striving to bring unity to this planet thats why a lot of pple respect them!
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If I went and gave this dumb bitch a punch in the nose for being such a c*nt, would that make me racist?
TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:12pm
Here:
Why does it matter? Hillary could care less. Jolie is of no benefit to anyone in D.C.
Now if it were Bill, Angie would be Secretary of Cigars.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
K2 and others.
Like TITS, who, apparently (and unfortunately), has colitis, I'm not banned - even though I just screamed my head off at them. You want to say something to someone in there, when they finally show up?
How DO you get banned on that site, anyway? What nasty things do you have to say?
Yes, I have other things to do but I don't feel like doing them. Eat me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
OMG - who is this brave person....?
Ha! Wow, Orchid - Guilty:)
I was curious to see if you’d write one more time and you did! But no, I won’t be back after this - as you can see these people will just constantly be looking for a reason to call me names. Like I said: disturbing. It’s so abusive it makes me want to tell the principal;p
But really. So many - including you - said: We can say what we want. Apparently, we can’t. There are only so many things we can say and not be attacked here. Last night, before I left I had another (but good) look at that Aniston thread. These same regulars are over there on every page, every second post saying rude stuff about Jen (AND her fans - which I don’t get either) - and then telling people they can’t do that with AJ.
It’s like, racist, here. And bad - back in the days of lynching racist. Only the two races are AJ fans and JA fans and apparently JA fans are the black people. It’s just too spooky.
Thank you for just talking to me, I really appreciate it. I hear what you’re saying.
And GAYE! Wow. Now THAT is what I’m talking about. That is a list of REAL reasons why you should admire her and THAT I can respect. Thank you too.
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the truth @ 12/02/2008 at 8:48 am
PS. Still not a JA fan but I must be one o’ them dark skinned white people in JJ land…you know?
This is what they got for their trouble:
a zimbo @ 12/02/2008 at 2:17 pm
the truth @ #388 + #389
as an African woman reading your posts now i know you are one of those crazy white pple. Thats just going beyond the pale *excuse the pun* . I mean really such an anology is truly offensive and such a polarizing one at that too! Your passive aggressive comments ,insinuations pathetic jibes and disingenuity designed to rile up the fans is soo blatant. Your posts were comical up until that last one. THe only racists i think are JA fans, she is your typical uber rich white RACIST Valley girl and her fans are such. The JP are representative( to a lot of pple where im from whove heard of them,) of true humanitarians; race, creed and culture they cross and respect. True human beings , just an example of the many pple out there striving to bring unity to this planet thats why a lot of pple respect them!
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Can someone else respond to this? I am just so appalled I can barely type let alone formulate a pithy reposte.
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question @ 12/02/2008 at 2:33 pm
Has Angelina met Hillary Clinton? Angelina got to know the last two Secretary of States (Colin Powell and Conde Rice) before they got their jobs thus had a working relationship before she needed to ask them to help her on the refugee bill or even going to Iraq. I wonder if Angelina has that relationship with HC.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:10pm.
UH OH CARROT OH!
Hey Angel I!
ITS ANISTIONISHING TO PUT BEBE IN STABLE PLACES!
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SPECIAL PLANS IN STABLES WITH DONKEY LOVE AND BROKEN TOOTHPICKS
UH OH CARROT OH!
Hey Angel I!
ITS ANISTIONISHING TO PUT BEBE IN STABLE PLACES!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:01pm.
her booty is anstonshishing i tell you.
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Mebbe they meant...anistonishing!
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are the people at Just Jared serious? they remind me of the screaming cryers on Oprah getting free shit.
Is there a Brangeloonie in here? Hot.
LOLO TIMES!
Uh oh @ 12/02/2008 at 2:36 pm biopsy @ 12/02/2008 at 2:33 pm It’s astonishing to me how someone so beautiful refuses to provide a stable home for collected children.
I think she knows its bad for children to live with dangerous horses in stables dont you?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
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yahoooo. someone's stirring shit this day! i'm in :]
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her booty is anstonshishing i tell you.
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man, someone stop this Hitler stache thing immediately! it looks awful. yuck :P
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