Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:58pm
Yes that was me who was studying Wild Cornell ( Chris Cornells dad btw) about positive car batteries and haters face freezing studies at the mayonaise clinique.
I was tested there for various things ha ha ha
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"It's so easy for you to gang up and call her supporters 'crazy' and what not, thereby ending what could be a discussion. Whatever.. I'm out. Peace."
I hate when people say that. I don't see a reason for anybody to leave unless they're some paid shill spamming us with links.
I think it's fair to say that this is one of the few outlets where people can openly dis Angelina and Brad, so naturally, it will be well guarded against positive spin.
No matter though, there are still people who post positive comments about Angie and do not get flogged. See: PSL.
I'll add one of my positive comments to hers too: I saw The Changeling - some bootleg free online download - last night and didn't think it was that bad. I'll concede this would be a better film if Toni Colette was the lead though·
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ETA: Aaah... just saw your comment, Peaches.
I was reading about all the legal aspects of this. It appears that Billy Bob has custody over Madox? Who knows. This would become really messy really fast and maybe that's why he can't be bothered.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:29pm.
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Aye, Peaches!
A recent one is even claiming she was trying to kick the habit by sub'ing it with methadone, but was/is seeing two doctors in order to double her dosage.
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ya know, if Brad ever decides to grow a new pair of Balls and leave her, he could probably sue for full custody of the children, and WIN if this indeed is true!!! It might even help fix his reputation with the public!
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LoLo- Haha, I found you on justjared!! That was you talking all redickulous about science and morons?
You think I should get some Xanax?? Then I would be one positive moron, and if I am one, who else would I need?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:54pm.
i dont even care i just like to screw around and laugh at random crap. fuck it
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Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:47pm.
It's so easy for you to gang up and call her supporters 'crazy'
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Why would a film actress need supporters? Fans maybe, but supporters? That doesn't make any sense.
Someone who says "I enjoy AJ's films and admire her as a person" is not crazy...the people over at JJ who worship her are delusional lunatics.
And your English is excellent.
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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
i dont even care i just like to screw around and laugh at random crap. fuck it
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Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:47pm.
It's so easy for you to gang up and call her supporters 'crazy' and what not, thereby ending what could be a discussion. Whatever.. I'm out. Peace.
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Another good way to end what could be a discussion.
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oh, what a boring pair of famewhores... brad looks like shit. the hotness is gone forever.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:32pm.
Glad to see you're back on your meds. Someone give you some compassion over there? :) You need no longer be confused about that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
this is so upsetting!
im so very angry about all this shit.
wait what?
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TITS
Me too!
Ehm, someone's posting my comments on justjared.com? I fucking hate that site. I would never go there well unless MK isn't posting. And I'm not a loony supporter of AJ. I see her flaws, I see she may be pompous at times, but eh, that's not very surprising. I'm sorry that I called you envious. I realize that may not be the case (always), but calm down people... why does this infuriate you so much?
And just get over the spelling errors and ' over-blown epitaphs' please, will you? English is my third fucking language and I don't live in a country where people talk english. Jeez.
It's so easy for you to gang up and call her supporters 'crazy' and what not, thereby ending what could be a discussion. Whatever.. I'm out. Peace.
TITS,
Waiting moderation = Trash bin.
They will delete all of the "offending" posts too. They are not allowed to play with real scissors over there either.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I know it's probably been asked before but where did her ASS go???
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:42pm.
Mrs G- that is kinda what I thought.
Did you guys see the one that said AJ helped him/her/it quit smoking or drugs or something? Uh-huh. I wonder how that works. You pray to her and rub her divine belly on your shrine statue, kind of like buddha?
ha ha ha that comment was not real! LMAO!
ha ha ha thats the only way i wouldnt get kicked off if i said ridiculous positive stuff.
KD GET YOU SOME POSITIOVE MORONS UP IN YER LIFE!
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@KD: I missed that one.
I do remember almost falling off my chair reading something she said about smoking: that it was a disgusting habit. This was said while Pepaw Pitt was trying to quit.
Now if my so said that when I was trying to quit, passing that much judgment on a habit - that is indeed bad - while popping his veins with a syringe to get high, I think I'd keep on smoking for the hell of it.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:43pm.
that's okay. Here's the cheese i was holding out on. *toss to minch*
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I KNEW IT! And you said you didn't have anymore.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
OOOOooooOOOOO I have a comment 'awaiting moderation' over at jj.
does that mean i'm toast? All i said was that i love jennifer aniston.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:39pm.
you can get into my mom jeans anytime you want, dollface
*wink wink*
Oh, but they are tapered at the bottom so we have to take off my Crocs first.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:35pm.
I'm sorry. I was yelling and being sarcastic...and that is so wrong.
And so unlike me.
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that's okay. Here's the cheese i was holding out on. *toss to minch*
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Mrs G- that is kinda what I thought.
Did you guys see the one that said AJ helped him/her/it quit smoking or drugs or something? Uh-huh. I wonder how that works. You pray to her and rub her divine belly on your shrine statue, kind of like buddha?
by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:32pm.
You guys are all weirdos
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Submitted by peaches on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:29pm.
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Aye, Peaches!
A recent one is even claiming she was trying to kick the habit by sub'ing it with methadone, but was/is seeing two doctors in order to double her dosage.
no Mrs. K I mean it I really do! lol
KD he is supposed to be dancing but its not doing it =(
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:35pm.
I'm sorry. I was yelling and being sarcastic...and that is so wrong.
And so unlike me.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Mrs. G- your santa avie is HOT! He is like, so awesome and rad with his hat pulled down over his eyes. I can totally picture him dancing right now.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:31pm.
aw geez. I just realized who the guy who plays House looks like.
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YA THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!
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harrumph.
shaddup you.
the beard misled me okay!!!
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:32pm.
You guys are all weirdos
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oh you're just saying that to get in our mom jeans.
*blushing*
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You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:31pm.
aw geez. I just realized who the guy who plays House looks like.
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YA THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Man I'm now getting confused about whether I'm talking to one of them or one of us. Is any one of you Madison Ames? I think they thought I was a hater when in fact it was a piss take - man this is getting too much for me now but its been fucking hilarious so thanks for joining the fun with me!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:13pm.
But WTF is this?
Muska @ 12/02/2008 at 3:29 pm
I’d like to see Brad hook up with a big juicy BBW for his next mate. He deserves someone whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, not the straw you slurp it threw.
If THAT ever happens, than I might start actually wondering if religious fanatics might not be so fanatic!LOL!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:25pm.
LEAVE STAN AND OLLIE ALONE you jellis h8ter
"Here's another NICE mess you've gotten me into."
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aw geez. I just realized who the guy who plays House looks like.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
i'm already on my way to gettin banned and I haven't even started yet
WTH? Grr
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:25pm.
LEAVE STAN AND OLLIE ALONE you jellis h8ter
"Here's another NICE mess you've gotten me into."
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:24pm.
Woweee! So many comments already. Too lazy to track back, so forgive me if this has been asked, but: anybody read those Ted Casablanca's blind items? I finally discovered them and was fascinated by the one people swear up and down is Angelina.
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Wouldn't there be More than just one about her?!LOL!! is it the one saying she has a taste for smack???
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:10pm.
OMG, Muska is such fucking HWORE!
Same typos and everything!!!
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IMHO, Muska = Jimmy Bocca.
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We need some tigerflower over there.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Wow. 1/2 of Laurel & Hardy. The fug half.
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Woweee! So many comments already. Too lazy to track back, so forgive me if this has been asked, but: anybody read those Ted Casablanca's blind items? I finally discovered them and was fascinated by the one people swear up and down is Angelina.
As for these photos? Meh. He truly looks like a pepaw now.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:13pm.
But WTF is this?
Muska @ 12/02/2008 at 3:29 pm
I’d like to see Brad hook up with a big juicy BBW for his next mate. He deserves someone whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, not the straw you slurp it threw.
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You didn't think that was funny?
I'm hurt.
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It was very funny. I luvs it. That's how I got confused.
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Angel I i totaly think ive seen out avies wearing letha mom pants and yelling at lobsters in a fish tank at Krogers.
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@LoLo!
nevamind. it's in the wrong file - i put this one up instead. I was looking for a fuckingclassy one:)
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:10pm.
Wow, I was just reading the jj site, and I think a few of my brain cells suicided.
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a lot of those comments are from us taking the piss out of them.
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and they are FUNNNNNEEEEEE
LMAO over dere at JJ.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:13pm.
mmmmmmmmm, a milkshake would taste good right about now.
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What is wrong with a place that does not hate?
Someone just asked that. HALF of those fucking posts start:
Jen A. that HAG must be DYING right now. I think one of their own posters outed that she was INVITED to the premier. And they just ignored it.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:12pm.
Never mind. Kinda thought so. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I AM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF I WILL DENY MY SLOTS FRESH BATTERIES. FUCK THESE GREEN BEAN CANS!
I HATE MESELF !
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