Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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It would be real easy for Brad Pitt to legally adopt these kids if he wanted, despite the overseas laws... all he would have to do is marry Angelina and he could start filing the papers. They talk like marriage is incidental and it's something that they just haven't done, though they both feel it and have nothing against it... but actually, they may want to do it. God forbid anything happened, say, to Angelina -- and then who would get the adopted children? He may have a good claim to them but when you're a parent, why leave these things to chance? Unless she's willed her "chattel" to him...
Nice waxy, veiny, lumpy head Tampaxlina (LMAO! ty LA!). At least some part of you has curves. And Brad looks like an extra on The Jeffersons. Did Maddox cut his hair? wtf.
And yet the loons will keep saying he has become a father of six. Argh. When crazy cat lady kid collector gets bored with him, my bet is he gets the bios and she keeps the interesting ones. Even the most rabid Ange fan must be able to see that she would not be allowed to adopt in a country with proper systems that wasn't crippled by war and poverty. No, what am I saying, they won't.
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:57pm.
From everything I have seen, read, and heard, Brad has not legally adopted Maddox, Zahara or Pax. He is not listed as their father on any document. Angelina legally changed their last names to Jolie-Pitt. That is not the same as adoption. Angie is the only adoptive parent of Pax and Zahara...Billy Bob is Maddox's adoptive father.
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Agreed. You can change your name to anything. It probably isn't legal for Brad to adopt the kids because she adopted them as a single parent. They are not married. That would be fraud for him to turn around and try to adopt them here and they don't quailfy overseas.
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Submitted by blackpearl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:39pm.
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Well you know the Vietnamese adoption system was closed down right right Angelina adopted Pax. I know that had something to do with Angelina. Americans were getting kids too easily over there. I mean they don't even qualify by Vietnmese standards. You can't be shacked up which is what she and Brad are. It's not like the guy in charge of Pax' adoption didn't know this, he even annouced it to the press she was adopting. That's why I say she basically buys the kids.
It sounds like those kids are going to have alot of emotional problems.
Wow- this is comic genius.
wallofvoodoo @ 12/01/2008 at 10:02 pm I think Brad looks sooooooo gosh darned adorable in his trademark pork pie hat. I ordered one for my boyfriend off of web site for xmas. Unfortunately my bf won’t come close to looking like Brad when he wears it (he is a bit over weight, by almost 50lbs), but I can dream can’t I? On the flip side, I am no Angie either, again, I can dream can’t I?
I couldn't face reading on to see if anyone picked this up but after this, well as my late Nan would say 'after the Lord Mayor's show comes the shit cart' Bravo!!
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I wish I could play at JJ. Mind you - the last time I did someone started copying my posts from here, linking them to dlisted and then making stuff up in my name! It was fucking scary. Oh well, I shall content myself with this place, and a good old snark.
Just to add- Bradley looks awful here. I mean, really 'not even on a bet' awful. How????
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BTW i think that thing above his lip is more of a booger, food crumb filter. Yuck!!!
OMG! i say the same thing about these ugly push brooms. They remind me of a 70s rapist/child molester type. Creepy looking. Also, Angie has absolutely no ass.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by blackpearl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:39pm.
Great another case of her getting special privledges because of her stardom! fuck her!! Oh yes theres another part to all of this! Not one of those kids is actually an orphan!! they all have at least one living parent I have heard!! Supposedly Zahara and Pax's moms both want them back!!! Sounds like angelina got them off the blackmarket!!! Zahara was only a baby when Angelina BOUGHT her, as well as Maddox, But Pax was three, he remembers things, and he's been the most difficult for them to deal with. And how about Brad telling the story of Pax peeing on the timeout chair! I have no doubt in my mind that was a deliberate act of rebellion! Maybe Pax wants his REAL mommy!!! It seems like Brad wanted to teach Pax a lesson by announcing his act of defiance in front of the whole world, real fuckin Mature!! Is there anyway to help the biological parents get them back, an organization, anything? please let me know! They may Not have Brangelina's money, but Money should not be the one and only qualification that makes someone a fit Parent, The Lisa Steinberg case from the 1980s proves that!!!
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Brad Pitt looks AWFUL!!! I guess raising those babies must have worn him DOWN to the BONE. What the hell happened?!?!?!
I HAD to look. It gets rich.
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@ karyn @ 12/02/2008 at 8:32 pm
racist a s s h * l e!
go back to ff and dlisted you nasty kkk member!
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From everything I have seen, read, and heard, Brad has not legally adopted Maddox, Zahara or Pax. He is not listed as their father on any document. Angelina legally changed their last names to Jolie-Pitt. That is not the same as adoption. Angie is the only adoptive parent of Pax and Zahara...Billy Bob is Maddox's adoptive father.
She looks great for the most part. I love how the simplicity of the dress is punched up with the button detailing. Her face looks really waxy and shiny in one of these pictures. I'm not sure if it's weird lighting or if she's done something.
His expression reminds me of Garth Algar in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB89GRsTKqg
He looks absolutely panicked in every shot, like he's a mental patient on his first supervised home visit. I would feel sorry for him if he weren't such a talentless, preening, gaping a-hole.
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So sibsi, you mean Brad adopted maddox without Billy Bob being taken off as adoptive father to maddox? Supposedly Brad can't be named adoptive father unless Billy Bob consents to removing himself as adoptive father first. So do you mean Billy Bob never got removed?
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Ange technically just bought those kids. She doesn't qualify for an adoption anywhere. If you are married in most of these countries you have to be married for at least three years. She wasn't married to BB for that long. You can't undo and adoption. If BB adopted Maddox he is his. I doubt Brad adopted any of those adopted kids.
God Brad has gotten UGGGLY.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:35pm.
I think she is trying to pull a Hepburn not a Jackie and she can't pull it off.
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that's because Audrey Hepburn was the real deal. This poser is not.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Brad looks beat and I hate his outfit.AJ looks great but I think she is trying to pull a Hepburn not a Jackie and she can't pull it off.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Brad looks like shit. Angelina an angel, what the fuck are some of you smoking?.
FINALLY Angelina looks like she's not one skipped meal away from death. Thanks, twins.
What happened to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He USED to be so hot!!!!! when he was in legends of the Fall and Thelma and Louise.
Angie and the kids are really taking a toll on him. He has ages SO much in the last two years.
Angie really trapped him well he would look like an A** leaving her w/ six bratty kids. Angie knew what she was doing when she got preggers by "accident" w/ shiloh.
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Submitted by peaches on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:55pm.
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Huh, now I am confused again!
I read this thread: http://boards.eonline.com/Insider/Boards/thread.jspa?threadID=67228&tsta...
Of course there are all these law experts - who sound more like armchair law experts - discussing the situation, so now I am not quite sure.
From what I understand, BB had to co-sign the adoption papers for Madox for her to be able to do. Later on, Brange made up and bunch of bollox about Pitt being their adoptive father, while knowing the truth was that BB still was the father on paper?
At any rate, don't know how easy it would be to get custody of those children, because Angelina always takes them abroad?
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So sibsi, you mean Brad adopted maddox without Billy Bob being taken off as adoptive father to maddox? Supposedly Brad can't be named adoptive father unless Billy Bob consents to removing himself as adoptive father first. So do you mean Billy Bob never got removed?
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:21pm.
Who is Gabriela?..she sounds sexai
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She is! And damn smart too. I see her posting more during the weekend though.
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Also had a question for you regarding HM: are only people who send them tips allowed to receive the newsletter kinda thinggy? Sorry, I'm a daft bird and can't, for the life of me, sign up for it w/o getting errors???111!
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:46pm.
Uh-oh, uh-oh!! I warned everyone - about two pages ago - not to get their blood pressure up because it was either one of us or someone else having fun. And, damn, you was funny. Wild cornell?
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:06pm.
Ah good Mustang Sally I was getting all befuddled, and the wine sure ain't helping! Its weird they'll delete one of my posts but let me post again - I don't get it.
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I think it's that the comment gets reported. But they don't ban you. But I really can't tell what the hell goes on over there.
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I'm SURE someone already posted this about the 'stache thing, but November is like ass-cancer awareness month (the month when the government helps ass-cancer get it's start, you know, applies for it's NEA grant, etc).
You're (men) are supposed to grow a 'stache to ... look like a bum, I guess. And by bum I mean ass. Where the cancer goes. In November.
I guess someone already posted this.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:30pm.
Oh, is that you? I got booted for the heroin needle comment.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:30pm.
I'm reading - just waiting for Jill, now. Yeah, that JuJu is a real nut case. Either that, or you are. Have you been posting hate for 4 years, you bad girl, you? Wait a minute! I'm not going back to the other thread but one person said that somebody = your name = somebody. The person thought that you were writing under 3 different names (some in the past, possibly). I don't think that Ritzy was one of them, though.
It's either that or the fact that JuJu went out of her mind when she read that you'd been to Oxford. She thinks you're "ritzy". Nah, that's giving her too much credit. I doubt that she's even heard of Oxford. Going back to see how you're doing in there.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
am i the only one who think it looks like st a has gotten some face work done? she is looking extra puffy and waxen in these pics.
facelift? injections??
Hahaha thats funny see ya KD
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holy shit this was dead on. hahaha i am dying of laughter w this one!!
dear god these two are just ridiculous! they look like sad cartoons!
Hm are you guys not playing at JJ with me any more? I'm on the new Brad thread and engaging with Juju. She doesn't really bite as much as JILL but she keeps calling me Ritzy for some reason - funny!
Mrs. G- She comments sometimes. My BF's name is Gabriel! But I call him Dave, just to make him mad. Then I tell him 'oh sorry, that's my other bf's name'.
Ok, it's 5. byebye goobers.
Who is Gabriela?..she sounds sexai
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No you get over it!
Don't try this lame little bullshit, you keep saying you're out and here you are again.
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Yeah, KD! In total agreement here.
This place is the bestest because well... there's variety. I enjoy reading Lolo's brand of humor, while also enjoying comments written by the eloquent Gabriela too.
I don't mind reasonable and positive comments about Angelina either. The only thing that makes me go mental are the comments which always imply tha people, who do not like her, are fat, jealous, internet losers.
His stache looks just like his eyebrows relocated to his upper lip. ahahahhahahaaa! Hims eyebrows' cousins came to visit!
Which one of you bitches is noway? We just posted at the same time about AJ being a smackhead - wait for us to get banned! ha ha ha!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:29pm.
I am a jellis h8ter, I am I am! I want a round, fat face and a porn stache, too!!
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Ah good Mustang Sally I was getting all befuddled, and the wine sure ain't helping! Its weird they'll delete one of my posts but let me post again - I don't get it. Love that Ted Casablancas site though - so she's on methadone, that's hardcore. If that came out she'd be finished. No wonder she's been looking so rough lately. Can you imagine how they would react to this news on JJ? Utter denail of course, as with the fact that the pap shots are staged, you'd be called a delusional, lying whatshisname. I heart JJ'ers.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:01pm.
you cant start your car with out a positive and a negative car battery thingie.
It takes both to make your engineer purr!
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KD whats scarry is that i fit right in.
*wonders what the meaning of life is, deicdes its total crap and draws pictures of kinky stick figures on bottom of my shoe*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:46pm.
TITS,
Waiting moderation = Trash bin.
They will delete all of the "offending" posts too. They are not allowed to play with real scissors over there either.
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Well fuckety fuck fuck. All I said was that I love Jennifer Aniston and now I'm done?
Well... that was a fun 3 hours.
edit - just checked. all my comments have been deleted under all the ids i used. they must ban by ip address. fuckers.
happily i saved them all and some of tigers too.
anyone want to go over there and repost?
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LoLo- yeah, whatever that was that you posted about car batteries was hilarious! Oh, and I'm so dense, I didn't realize that the Mayonaise Clinique is the mayo clinic. I just now thought of that.
you cant start your car with out a positive and a negative car battery thingie.
It takes both to make your engineer purr!
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Sibsi- I agree. We need to have both positive and negative morons in our lives to stay balanced. Except that Indiansfred racist assmonkey. I hate him. He should be banned from planet earth.