Thursday, December 4th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Tyra Banks (35)
Lauren London (24)
Lindsay Felton (24)
Lila McCann (27)
Nikki Tyler (36)
Kevin Sussman (38)
Jay-Z (39)
Fred Armisen (42)
Marisa Tomei (44)
Chelsea Noble (44)
Cassandra Wilson (53)
Gary Rossington (57)
Patricia Wettig (57)
Jeff Bridges (59)
Gemma Jones (66)
Wink Martindale (74)
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Jay Z sexy MoFo, love Tomei, Happy Birthday everyone.
oh god all these hot sagitarian sluts! happy birtday and tyra? love your dress!
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Marisa Tomei
Jeff Bridges
Wink Martindale
Haffy britday sluts! And a BIG happy B-(uldge) Day to . . .
CRAIG FERGUSON! You big whore!! It's not his birthday but i just wannted to shout out cuz he's such a HAWT DAWG!
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Nikki Tyler the porn star?
Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:04pm.
JAY-Z looks good for 39 years of age..
...jay z has never looked good, and ugly don't age either
eta: jay z money, on the other hand. looks fine as hell!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
yeah sure Tyra is 35. maybe in Dog years.
Jay-Z looks good for his age...? He looks like a gerbil in the face...EW! Someone needs to push Tyra!!! Hahahah! (I'm so evil).
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Dang, I thought Tyra was like 40 something. And I agree, Jay-Z looks good for his age. So does Marisa Tomei.
JAY-Z looks good for 39 years of age..
someone push that bitch over the edge!!!
I can't believe Kevin Sussman is a Birthday Slut! He was my boyfriend throughout elementary school!
heehee
(he was Walter, Ugly Betty's extremely dorky bf, for those who don't know who he is)
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
No way Tyra is 35...I'm guessing 37 or 38 at least
Too bad someone didn't loosen the bolts on that railing before she stood before it.
Happy BD to Patricia Wettig. I loved "Thirtysomething," even though it was on when I was Twentysomething. When Nancy got cancer, my friend called it Nancysomething or Cancersomething.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
35 in dog years, right?
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Wink Martindale (74)
Totally reminds of Joe Biden, VP elect.
Happy Birfday to all, even Jay-Z....but not TyTy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Lila McCann had that one good song way back in 96 that I still listen to whenever I'm in the mood for 90's country. Uh yeah anyway happy birthday to her.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
oh, no... tyra again! at first, i thought she was a cool chick, but she turned out to be really uncool, ya know.
**whatever**
Oh and in my opinion, Tyra has always looked better than Naomi, which was her competition at one time.
You guys are crazy, you know tyra looks good! Even if you hate her you know she looks good.
QUICK! Push her! PUSH her!
Happy Birthday Dude and others as well!
Im not reading that whole list.
GOOD MORNING!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jeff Bridges! Happy BD!! I know you all love The Dude, but he was equally brilliant in The Fisher King! IMHO =P
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
The DUDE abides! Happy Bday Dude!
"Who the fuck are you, man?" Ahhh I L♥ooove that flick! HB Marissa!!!
I don't know the rest, well, Tyra, smile with yo eyes bitch
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I don't think she's smiling with her eyes.
It's The Dude's B-Day too?
Sincere Happy Birthday wishes to a fellow Sagittarian!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
"My Cousin Vinny" was on TV over the weekend. Man, that's a funny film. The courtroom scenes are more realistic than "Law and Order." Marisa is great as the hot-blooded, gum-smacking, Italian car mechanic.
I think Ty looks good for her age that's just a god awful pic of her.When I see her on ANTM I always think she is pretty.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I'm sad The Dude didn't get a cover shot on Birthday Sluts.
"Come on, man!"
Ty Ty is 35? She looks way older!
Happy birthday Jeff "The Dude" Bridges! Gawd I love "The Big Lebowski".
The Dude: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
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Dirty Harry
Happy B-Day Jeff Bridges!
Who's Tyra?
(can't think of anything that would tick Ms Banks off more than not knowing who she is)
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Happy Birthday sluts!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I'm older than Tyra and look younger and I'm not a model. hmmmm.
HB Jay Z. Please knock up your wife. She's annoying and needs to be out the spotlight.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:46am.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.__MyInterRacialMatch.com__, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service
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AHAHAHAHAHaaa, Tyra joined the service?? WHich one? Because it can't be the military!
HB, Tyrant! My favorite egomaniacal, fivehead-having freak! "Kiss my fat ass!"
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Morning!
HB to Fred Armisen, Marisa Tomei, Jeff Bridges, and Wink Martindale (used to love Tic Tac Dough)!
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
I also love how her feet look like they're facing the wrong direction.
Happy BDay to THE DUDE!
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Tyra actually looks skinny in that photo. That must have been taken before her ass came in.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.__MyInterRacialMatch.com__, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service
Psycho.
Happy Birthday, bitches!
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Tyra Banks is only 35? That's scary.
Ty Ty is looking BEAT in this pic.. kinda like the dress... my son says he wants to marry her.. gotta love the 3.5yo's!
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I truly hope the birthday candles catch Tyra's wig on fire.