Hot Slut Of The Week: Jeremy Jordan
Birthday: September 19, 1973
Age: 35
Birth Name: Donald Henson
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 25, 2008
Claim to Fame: Jeremy was a pop twink in the 90s who tried to be the next big thing in music or some shit, but only ended up being jack off material.
Where is he now? When the whole music thing didn't work out, Jeremy became an actor. He played a gay druggie in Gregg Araki's "Nowhere" and Drew Barrymore's dream pretty boy in "Never Been Kissed." According to IMDB, he's doing some movie next year. Unfortunately, it's not porn. Or even soft-core porn.
Why is he HS of the Week? One of the only things I ever stole as a teenager was an issue of Bop magazine with a topless picture of Jeremy Jordan. That shit was my everything until it got into a little accident and I had to throw it away. I should've laminated it.
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OMG! Jeremy-effin'-Jordan! I used to love him (mostly for his bod). My ex-bf used to work at a records store in Chicago back in the day, and saw him come in a couple of times after he got slightly-famous. dreamy!
i loved him so much in Never Been Kissed.
ruled. so. much.
He's rumored to have made the rounds on the L.A. gay escort scene, by the by. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing.
Eww, this twinkie-ho is quite icky! Me no likey.
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I didn't recognize him at all when I saw Never been Kissed! his hair was dark, and he wasn't all buff anymore, he was really skinny looking!
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he played a gay druggie or he is a gay druggie...nevermind, probably one and the same...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:54pm.
I remember him, I was an avid BOP reader. I can't say I was a fan of his, though. I remember liking Jonathan Brandis (RIP) and Mike Vitar from The Sandlot and D2: The Mighty Ducks.
Mike Vitar was HOT!
I'm sorry, but the day that this poor boy walked into a Sears Portrait Studio a serious pediophile was behind the camera.
What up on that hair? Looks like somebody else had a "little accident' in there...
MK, you probably totally ruined that issue of Bop. This is why when I look at my personal twink's collection of porn I always wear rubber gloves.
his nipples are weird ! yuck mk !
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He looks very pre-pubes here. Who is he again? I vaguely remember his video coming out at the end of BH 90210. HOT!
Your face!
You need to see his flik Falling Sky. It's a hot mess with Karen Black as an alcoholic and Brittany Murphy as her white trash daughter. I caught it as one of those 2am random channel showings and couldn't look away.
Oh, remember him.
He had "Just The Right Kinda Love," if you know what I mean...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV05oji5doc
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ok I totally didnt know that was him in Never Been Kissed! God he got ugly! He used to be a HOTTIE!!
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Submitted by MargeAggedon: "Never heard of him but I think the term "pop twink" should be added to the dictionary asap."
LOL. I agree.
He's no Rex Smith.
I demand a recount!
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No. Not feeling it.
I'm still voting for Toby the scooting dog as hot slut of the month.
Mason925- Twisted Desire or heart, something like that. It was craptastic. I think a Baldwin was in it.
Never heard of him but I think the term "pop twink" should be added to the dictionary asap.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
was this kid on general hospital or am i thinking of someone else??
Remember that lifetime original movie with him and Melissa Joan Hart? She had him kill her parents? Classsssssic.
Bah! He is no Joey Lawrence!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FtI3cmZ38&feature=related
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
its never going to happen, Michael K, so stop trying!
Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:54pm.
I was totally in LOVE with Jonathan Brandis. I think I even had a dream once that he was my boyfriend.
Jeremy Jordan, or is it Alicia Silverstone?
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
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I remember him, I was an avid BOP reader. I can't say I was a fan of his, though. I remember liking Jonathan Brandis (RIP) and Mike Vitar from The Sandlot and D2: The Mighty Ducks.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Mah Boo Robert Pattison can learn a thing or two about hair care products from Jeremy. His hair has some amazing lift!
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He was in Never Been Kissed??
Twinkle, twinkle, little gay!
How you make our MK's day!
"Omg, Guy is TOTALLY crunching on you..."
"Do I want to be crunched?"
"By Guy? Oh yeah..."
Jeremy Jordan in the nineties made my swimsuit area feel funny.
Jeremy Jordan in the aughts makes me feel old and withered beyond my 25 years.
OMG! "It's the riiiiiiight kinda love, it's the riiiiiight kinda night, you're the riiiiiiight kinda girl...oooo, oooo!"
I used to love that song. He's twink-a-licious!
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LMAO! I remember his douchey ass!
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Can't say that I remember him from Never Been Kissed. Josie Grossie.
His armpits look powdery....
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