Monday, December 1st 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This would've been sexy if it was Joey instead of Donne - Towleroad
Natalie Portman is a slut - Egotastic!
Sticky fingers Wino strikes again - IDLYITW
Ew. Will somebody please just put their fist into Heigl's face! - Just Jared
Are these the two turkeys Bush pardoned? - Popsugar
Ginger Spice shows her ass off for the children - Hollywood Tuna
Sienna Miller still has one friend - Lainey Gossip
Nicole Richie is a pussy blocker - Hollywood Rag
Leslie Hall and her gem sweaters are awesome - Cityrag
Annalynne McCord is not a lesbian, she's just an attention whore (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
leslie hall is incredible!
Oh I like me some Donne,he is not that bad,fuckable for sure.
I never understand why celebs try to grift the jewelers,seems kind of pathetic
Heigl was actually hot when she did Bride of Chucky.I don;t know what the fuck happened to her
Ginger still has an amazing ass
Nicole Richie is doing these chicks a favor,they should thank her.
Gem sweaters are awesome.I buy them at thrift sores all the time and make pillows and shit from them.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:55pm.
OT, but - who is Anne Marie Lucas, and why does she need to die a horrible death?
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by yourmommasbuns on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:34pm.
I'm surprised MK just found the amazingness that is Leslie Hall. That shit's been around for like 3 years now almost.
My thought EXACTLY.
Submitted by yourmommasbuns on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:34pm.
I'm surprised MK just found the amazingness that is Leslie Hall. That shit's been around for like 3 years now almost.
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Word, that shits been around since like 2004.
I'm surprised MK just found the amazingness that is Leslie Hall. That shit's been around for like 3 years now almost.
Ginger has an amazing ass.
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A farty Doberman.
That about says it all, I guess.
LOL!
Portman is one of the worst actresses ever to ungrace Hollywood, so I'm not sure that she has ever "understood" any of her roles. She makes Angelina Jolie look like a great actress. And she needs to stop trying to act like a sex pot, because it's unfortunate looking.
Leslie Hall does have the most hilariously huge kitch sweater collection. One day every Salvation Army, Goodwill, and thrift shop will be devoid of sparkly, obnoxiously colored vintage sweaters because of her.
Clarisse- My bun bun nibbled chunks out of mine, too! AND I went through TWO phone chargers! Maybe more.
Clarrise: LOL! all my electronic now have kitten holes in them. my cat doesn't do it, I have NO idea where the hell Serling gets it from!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
WHO SAID CHEESE!?!?! I wants some of da cheese!
Lizard,
I had my new laptop a total of 2 hours before Max bit right through the power cord.
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:01pm
Does this cheeseball have anything to do with the pea soup you ate earlier?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
KD: Thanks. Although some pets beg for it. Like my kitten who is currently playing havoc on my computer (lots of editing) and chewing on my nose!!! (BTW: for those who were around yesterday, I'm taking him to the vet on Thursday...)
Who wants a cheeseball?
I think most dlisters loathe Katherine Heigl because she is an ungrateful, snarky diva who opens her yap and forces her unwanted opinion on people every chance she gets. She's your typical self-centered actress cunt with the disposition of a farty doberman. Y'know, some people are very fortunate and very blessed and very ungracious about it. At least that's why I loathe her...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Aw, I sawwy about your loss, lizardbits. My family has dealt with many a pets losses, so I noes.
Clarisse, don't we know it. We had a dog who went up in a puff of smoke if somebody yelled or a broom fell over, but the sweetheart would let a three year old lead him all over hell's half acre by his collar. Sweetest thing EVAH! He was put down because after 10 years the nerve damage he got from his previous owners got too much for him and he would go into seizures and got senile. I misses him.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
lizardbits1,
The physical wounds of animal abuse are more often than not, the easiest to heal. Mental wounds takes much more patience and love.
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
KD: thanks for your concern, but she's an almost normal annoying healthy dog now. She was in a HUGE dog bust in New Mexico and they (whoever they are) figure that her first and only human contact was with a pull collar...
Still is wary around humans, but we got an even more annoying keishound that LOVES humans and it turns out that the pitbull is a jealous slut and will push him away just for the 'ttention.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
"It's like inviting Jeffrey Dahmer to your party then being surprised when somebody winds up missing their head."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't you hate when that happens?
LizardBits- are you sure it's not just in pain from hip displacia or something? I have a friend with a Giant Labrador (must be mixed witha great dane or something) that has hip displacia, and they don't have money to get the surgury of course. So sad to see her in pain. puppies are generally pretty resiliant though.
ahah...for all of heigl bad behavior about not wanting to be nominated for awards on grey anatomy for NOT having good material to work with, she continues to get typecast in those dreadful romantic comedies...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Katherine Heigl would be so much cooler if she just shut her trap. I think she's really pretty and has potential, but everytime she opens that yapper, something annoying comes out.
Natalie Portman annoys the shit out of me.
Amy Winehouse either needs to get help or fucking disappear.
Nicole Richie is a straight up bitch.
Sienna Miller is a nasty whorebag, and keria Knightly needs to stop doing tht annoying ass kissy pose of hers that makes me want to punch her lights out.
All these fake sluts need to stop acting like they're lesbians. I just want to grab Hohan and tell her, "No slut, you're not a lesbian, you're a psycho slut/whore/hobag"
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
KD: my mom has a traumatized pittbull who didn't leave the couch for two years straight. Poor thing. Doing much better now.
I can only imagine what you'll have to put up with if you get that particular puppy. Traumatized by Hiegl and all the paps around it.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
lizardbits- OMG we are actually thinking of getting a blue-nosed pitbull puppy JUST LIKE THAT!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:30pm.
No. I like Katherine too. Sometimes you're alone in liking some celebs (Kidman, Reese, and Scarlett to name a few).
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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.
KD: read and feel sorry for the little thing:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28080
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:07pm.
K, off topic, but I just drank some soup, and it hardcore burnt my throat, and every time I swallow I literally feel the loose skin. I may have discovered the nastiest thing ever.
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Run to the store, get some vitamin E capsules. Pop a few capsules with a needle or your teeth and drop the oil as far in your mouth as you can. It'll taste kinda blah, but that stuff does WONDERS. If you use a needle, heat it up first so you kill all the germs on it.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:32pm.
KD: It doesn't make you a bad person, just misunderstood. Apparently Dlisters HATE AND LOATH her and really, I don't understand why either, but I don't much like her. Sorta indifferent.
She did break the law though, and terrify a puppy...
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I must have missed the puppy incident. I do, however, dislike her last name. It just rolls of the tongue like the hairball I just caughed up.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:30pm.
I'm pretty much indifferent to her.
Pretty stupid lending valuable jewels to Winona. I wonder if she'll be stupid enough to wear that bracelet in public.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy."
Okay, isn't that the whole point of being an actor? Playing people who are not exactly like you -- psychos, assassins, housewives, gays, saints, animals, aliens, vampires, people of ages past, monarchs, etc.
You don't have to UNDERSTAND every aspect of a part -- all you have to do is effing play it. Audrey Hepburn and Ingrid Bergman played nuns, and they sure as hell weren't celibate!
Otherwise we'd just pay people to play themselves in one movie after another... oh, wait... er, never mind.
Heigl: Die die die die die. Did I mention die?
Personally I think Keira Knightley and Sluttyenna Miller aren't really friends as much as co-anorexics. If either of them ever gets the urge to eat a Saltine, they call up the other and say stuff like, "Omigosh that is so going to go to your thighs and stuff! You'll be such a fatass if you eat a single carb!"
KD: It doesn't make you a bad person, just misunderstood. Apparently Dlisters HATE AND LOATH her and really, I don't understand why either, but I don't much like her. Sorta indifferent.
She did break the law though, and terrify a puppy...
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:29pm.
And I only know this because I had to find out if anyone was home before I spraypainted "Slut" on the outside of Sienna's home.
You are my new hero!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I hope Heigl gets killed off the end of the season. She is ruining Grey's.
Am I the only one here who doesn't have a problem with Katherine Heigl? Does that make me a bad person?
Sienna and Keira are in a movie together that Keira's mother wrote the screenplay for.
(And I only know this because I had to find out if anyone was home before I spraypainted "Slut" on the outside of Sienna's home.)
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:06pm.
I would think Nicole would be celebrating Paris and Benji's breakup.
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Ditto. Her ex BFF can stop trying to mirror her life.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:17pm.
Wow, that little scenerio was HOTT! You need to write more. LOL
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
RE: NKOTB...My first thought was why would the fans at a NKOTB concert go wild over those two has-beens kissing? My second thought was, DUMB-ASS! They went to a NKOTB concert!
RE: Sienna & Keira...That profile pic of Keira is PRICELESS!!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Aaah, how cute. Good choice Donnie, Jon is the NKOTB I would want to kiss too.
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I loathe Keira Knightely, probably more than I loathe her "friend" the husband-stealing toxic whore.
Katherine Heigl can fuck off, too.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Sweet buttered sassafrass, HIEEEGEL is going to suck the hot right out of Gerard Butler. They should not be making a movie together. She needs to make movies with children and animals only.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
This Annalynne girl is getting annoying. She nearly ruined Nip/Tuck for me this season. She's so awful.
Nicole Richie is going mankind of favor and stopping Maden from infecting other women from the HPV virus he got from Paris.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Also, not reading about why the New Kids kissed is way more fun than the truth.
Donnie: Jonathan, I've been meaning to tell you something ever since you curled my rat tail around your little finger 15 years ago...
Jonathan: Yes, Donnie?
Donnie: I..... well, I just.... I love you. I love your awkwardness and your questionable sexuality, and I love the way you make me question my own.
Jonathan: Oh Donnie darling, I am the happiest boy in all of Happy Land! Here, I drew this rainbow just for you.
Donnie: Jonathan, it's beautiful! *smoooooooooooooooooooooooch*
Pan to Jordan humping Joey's leg while he tongue-kisses Danny's monkey face.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:12pm.
Doesn't Butterface Biel ever smile?
I imagine being a beard for that smug asshole is enough to get any girl down.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nathalie Portman is so damn annoying and that pic of her posing with her non ass in the air? Homegirl please! My little brother has more ass than that!just fucking ridiculous...
LCT get some agua! Maybe some warm water. Or soapy water. HA, JK!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:06pm.
I would think Nicole would be celebrating Paris and Benji's breakup.
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She's likely just trying to keep Paris from acting all insane. There's gotta be some like cooling off period for a bitch like that.
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The only bond between Miller and Knightley is their need to have a means of support for their malnourished bodies. Together they form enough strength to remain erect.