Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!

When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins

Runners-up:

Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse

"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb

Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper

The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!

Thanks Charley

Posted by: Michael K


I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!

whoops

jiggywiddit's picture

Congrats, Clarisse. Hideous but hilarious. :-)

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Sweetas's picture

Bwahahahaha!! Congrats winners! Those were all fabulous. :)

Clarisse♥, Deb♥ wtg hos!!

DeeDee's picture

Hahahaha everyone! Nicely done!

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CanonballJenkins's picture

Hey, thank you Datura.

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Keep god out of California

CanonballJenkins's picture

Congratulation to fellow winners, Clarisse, Deb and Stan Hooper!

Woohoo!

Thanks Deb!

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Keep god out of California

Datura's picture

Those were all really hilarious, and CanonballJenkins, you did good, mate! :D

"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08

kdracofan's picture

LMAO good job everyone! very funny Clarisse & Deb :)

sunryse's picture

And now I can't figure out why that picture turns me on so much.

Damn Wyle E. Coyote and Granpa fetish!

Deb's picture

Congrats to Cannonballjenkins, clarisse, and Stan Hooper!
Thanks hos!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

christine the hoff's picture

hahah, congrats to you wieners!!!

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Wile E. Coyote, Super Penis.

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Clarisse's picture

HAAAHAHAH!!! Congrats fools! Funny stuff!

*you like me! you really like me* moment

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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.

The C word's picture

Congrats you funny buggers - those were all great!!! :D

The only 'sad' part about this CT is that from now on, whenever I see Wile E. Coyote I'll probably think of this image.

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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.

I'd bet money this guy is a Republican.

He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m**** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Vern's picture

When Mah Boo comes to interview me for
"The OTHER Atlanta Housewife" show,
he'll find out he isn't the only Wylie thing around here!

Wile E Coyote Ugly

jussayin's picture

the lost member of the Village People...

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

nclgemini's picture

The proud new owner of the Live Feed PUPPIES!!

DebFrmHell's picture

Who knew that Wyle E Coyote was such a slave to fashion...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Just another lonely day at the Bush ranch.

icebunny's picture

Looney Tunes F***fest soundtrack: If you're a looney, put a ring on it!

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AXE's picture

I wonder why his blinds are drawn....

SkyBitch's picture

Hanna BarbarUGH

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AXE's picture

So this is why they kept warning the Road Runner "that coyote's after you...if he catches you, you're through".

AXE's picture

A peek inside Joe the Plumber's inner sanctum...

Ashton Cruz's picture

Papa Spears Is really getting into this costume thing isn't he?

PhoebePriceLover's picture

After the closing of neverland ranch, Michael Jackson's new project, Looney Tunes Dungeon didn't really catch on.

Nothing like a clean shorn scrotum and a plethora of traumatized stuffed animals to ring in the new year.

jalynne's picture

Garth Brooks shamelessly standing outside the fire and finally the closet too.

As the Obama family moves in, President Bush refuses to budge from the oval office, hoping to scare away the dreaded re-decorators and future family.

Violet's picture

Foghorn's Leghorn.

eleco's picture

The ACME leather bar in a box

Manimal5's picture

Walmarts new Head of Security, "Coyote Cal".

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I'm just here for the beer.

amho1122's picture

Due to recent economic blows, Olan Mills Portrait Studios has been revising their policies.

Team Valtrex's picture

Still more sane than Scientology.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

We now know what the E in Wile E Coyote stands for--erectus, of the Homo species. No wonder Roadrunner always ran.

hoozer's picture

Can you find the looney tune in the picture?

Hurry, scary black chaps man! The porcelain coyote puppies need another drink!

*ew*

amho1122's picture

Bill knew he had a reason to spring for the camera with the self-timer.

People are so friggin weird. I get the flag; I get the coyote collection; I kinda get the odd dude in chaps with his rod out. It's the combo I don't get.

amho1122's picture

Wyle E. Coy-SCROTEY

Don't even ask where the Glade Plug-In is. JUST DON'T.

hoozer's picture

Well no wonder Markie Post ran screaming from the set of Night Court.

And just like most things from ACME - Earl also typically came at the wrong time.

Three baby coyotes' first shower

Coyotes and bears and leather, OH MY.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

That's the last time I buy Viagra from ACME.