Where's The White Glove?

Tigerlily you are hilarious over on the JJ thread.

I don't like her but I don't think she looks bad in these photos.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Has she never heard of on-line shopping? It's supposed to be all the rage nowadays.

Submitted by Zaveron on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:34pm.

Feet get bigger as you age. They flatten out or something. I'm 5'10 and verging on a size 11. Used to be a 9 1/2 in my teens.

Just another cruel joke from mother nature.

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Tigerlilly- I have so enjoyed the fun over at JJ, you inspired me to dabble in a bit of mischief myself.

Submitted by Inside of luv on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:42pm.

Did ANYONE read that entire comment?

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Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:15pm

Leona, I'll let you know. Surely, they will report me soon...Until then, this is box loads of fun!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

LMAO, look at the 4th pic. Damn, that woman has some big ass feet. I know she is 5'8 but my goodness. My older sister is 5'9 and is only a size 7.5.

I read over on Socialite life that the owner of the store closed the shop down just for her!!
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That sends such a BAD message to her kids. Closing a door for a celebrity.

I read over on Socialite life that the owner of the store closed the shop down just for her!!! A toy store!!! How dare she go on about all the "poor children of the world" When she just stole time away from a bunch of children going to a toy store! People want to go there to shop for toys for christmas, not to Ogle at her!!! But us regular folk are just not good enough to share the same space as her royal boney celebrity ass!!! Fuck the Jolie-Pitts!!! Bunch of Grinches steeling christmas from kids wanting to go to toy stores!!! And Brad said he loves getting to be "normal" in New Orleans! ha!! how is Isolating yourself from other people normal??? Must work wonders for their kids social skills!!! Fuckin' Douchbags!!!

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@ Keane--

how do you find out if you've been reported? Now I'm curious. Is like with your credit report, you have to request a copy? Or do you get an ominous email? For reals, how did you find out?

*shifty eyes*

I feel kinda paranoid now.

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:20pm.

Oh and someone reported me for what I said

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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.

(putsomestankonit)

Why is it that the two most famous brunettes (AJ and Julia Roberts) are cuntwad man-stealers?? Ummm, we like these bitches???? COME ON!!!

um, does it make me a bad person if i don't care about this at all?
i think that Twit and Twat have as much credibility as these two or three. anybody see the cover of Star or some rag with the "impulsive" wedding photos from the Twit and Twat wedding? it is on the same level as all of this other stuff.
Wow man, what happens on the day that (lulz) Spencer Pratt becomes the new and improved Brad Pitt? That's some serious nervous breakdown times.

It's an insult to whores, to be refering to angelina as one.

*yawn*

This thread hasn't become batshit yet?

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:20pm.
Oh and someone reported me for what I said even though there were no swear words, insults etc and they were all insulting me - funny as fuck - and addictive!
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You inspired me. I am AnolinaJunkie and fully expect to be banned....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Brought a little DListed love and a smidge of Coming Back to Just Jared under the name Anolina Junkie...Please to enjoy...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:01pm.
eyeroll,
and you're predictable.

actually I don't think it's so much that I am predictable as much as it is that you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much smarter than everyone else and a people person. But you already knew that.

eyeroll,
and you're predictable.

Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:19pm.
jesus i hate this fish mouthed whore.

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that's nasty
you're nasty
NASTY!!!!!!!

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:24pm.

I'm so sick of Skeletina, I just LOATHE HER skanky ass. that is all.

@cadabra...LMAO...Skeletina...brilliant!...snort!

I'm scanning it now but am even more horrified by a link posted. Its an entire forum of worshipers.
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/349687?page=990

Oh and someone reported me for what I said even though there were no swear words, insults etc and they were all insulting me - funny as fuck - and addictive!

@ Lindalou

I wish I could take the credit for the good writting but it aint me, just passing a good article on about a scheming, coniving and deceitful bad actress, angie, that's all.

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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.

jesus i hate this fish mouthed whore.

Its really hilarious to me. Coming from someone who works in the media industry and knows how it all works it astonishes me that people can be so deluded (i.e. JJ posters). I tried to explain that the shots of AJ were pre-arranged/staged and she gets some of the royalties and was called a "dumb fuck", jealous female non-entity, heffa, prostitute etc etc! Someone said what I was saying was "crazy, lying, made-up crap" or something - just astonshing! Its unbelievable how people are suckered into at all and then to have their beliefs challenged is like telling fundamentalist Christians that God doesn't exist. All I can liken it to is when people believe in a conspiracy theory and believing in that theory is vital to their mental well-being. If the theory is shown to be false their world crumbles and they become very angry and defensive as a result. Its bizarre, lunatic behaviour.

Holy fucking posting a book batman!

Why does she dress like Jane Hathaway?

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I went over to JJ and left a comment about Nicole Kidman, kept it bland. It seems mentioning botox makes me a hater. I wonder if I will be banned.

Madam ex,
http://justjared.buzznet.com/

Lindalou,
I am not sure how I got banned from Just Jared. I am not a vicious poster and if i use profanity it is in jest. I guess it's the the Anti-Jolie-Pitt they cannot stand.

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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

Just curious how do you get banned from JJ? I've been trying my hardest and I can still post. I thought calling her "herion addicted St. Angie the fake" among telling off one of the loons would do it but still nothing. Oh well I'll try harder.

Submitted by Inside of luv on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:42pm.

Wow you an illegitimate sister or something or did you figure that out from some pictures and an interview in ET?

Submitted by Inside of luv on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:42pm.
I just wanted to make sure that Jolie does not forget what her place is. Since she aspires to world grandiosity through the U.N., she needs a little reminder now and then of the reality of her lowly station in life.

By writing that here, do you feel like she now knows that youre on to her?

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:54pm.
Keane,
I too am "banned for life" at Just Jolie. Give it time, they won't let you post long if you don't drink the Holie JOlie kool-aid.

I'm banned from Idontlikeyouinthatway. Strangest thing because I don't recall saying anything truly awful about anyone anywhere let alone there. The only celeb I even dislike enough to talk strongly about is Tom Cruise.

Talk about media-whoring at its best. Angie is so estastic to see the paps she called and some fans she waved in narccissistic gleel

Jolie is weak and she is in a bad position right now. She had tried her hardest to manipulate the press into scrubbing her image so that she would be broadly popular, not just with a small segment of loons in the population. She wanted to be the #1 A-list actress, strong and independent, accomplished, loved and admired by all, and she thought snagging Pitt was her ticket. It failed. The mainstream press has revealed her as a shallow schemer; she is widely disliked and looked down upon by most of the population; Pitt is universally mocked now; and she has only managed to "inspire" the likes of Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, and Amy Winehouse. She could never make the transition to sustainable respectability because what she was selling wasn't real, and eventually the tides had to turn back to where they were.

So now, she is forced to go back to her previous image, the crazy carpet-munching blood vial wild child/bad girl, because in her failed attempt at mainstreaming, she lost a lot of fans who had thought she was authentic. She has to win them back, because winning adulation is the most important thing in the life of a narcissist, and she is losing that adulation by the day.

Part of her calculations is that she knows that the days of Brangelina are numbered. After the Holie-Splitt, she will have to have a non-ordinary image to keep getting tabloid exposure and movie roles. The bad girl image worked for her years ago. She hopes she can go back to it. But she is not getting any younger. What kind of odds do you put on the flagging popularity of an aging slvt?

Of course, being a narcissist, she couldn't admit to herself that she failed. She had to let herself believe that it was all engineered by her, that everything that happens was what she wanted. But it wasn't. The backlash over the affair is an example of how she has lost control. When the public really did turn on her when she admitted the affair and they sided with Aniston, she was shamed and horrified. Being a narcissist, she did not expect anything more than tee-hee-hees in the press as they faux chided her for being a naughty woman while her loons writhed in pleasure over the revelation and the way was slowly and subtly being paved for her to return to her "bad girl" image. She did not expect a lot of people to be genuinely appalled by the admission of adultery or think it was a big deal. When people did take it as a big deal and viewed her character negatively as a result, she responded by putting out disinformation through Ted C and others: She pretended like she was secretly pleased by all the attention. She sublimated the knowledge that her image just crashed and burned, and she fed her inflated ego with the delusional idea that really she is in control, this kind of press is just what she wanted. She pretended that she is merely manufacturing her image, that she is a PR genius. (The "PR genius" line is just a rehabilitation of the "strong, independent woman" crap she could not foist upon the public. Part of what she did not count on that time was the public making comparisons with actual meritorious women such as Reese Witherspoon; Jolie thought she could convince people in a vacuum, with empty statements and gestures).

But underneath her defense mechanisms, she is upset that she has lost control of her image. She believed that if she prfaxwhored smartly and long enough, she could transition her image. But the reality is that she could not. All the tears over her two-year-dead mother in interviews lately? That was because she is feeling the stress from the backlash over her admission to the affair and the influential Aniston coming out against her. She is feeling the heat, and her mother, who was her only security blanket in this life, is not there to show her any love at a time when the entire world is starting to despise her. That stress makes the tears come easily. The stress and the tears are real, but the cause is not what she claims. You have to think like a narcissist to understand this.

But again, she cannot admit all this to herself. She tells herself, and leaks to the tabloids, that she considers herself above the ex-wife, that she is pleased the world seems to think she is a better deal, that she pities the ex-wife, and that she is not bothered by the backlash. The truth is that such narcissistic, empty psych-out-the opponent talk is the hallmark of a person racked by insecurities. She secretly doubts her self-worth; she knows that "the world" that admires her is actually nothing more than the limited coterie of feeble-minded fawners whom she very deliberately surrounds herself with, and that they only admire her by virtue of either their co-corruption or their unconsciousness, their uncritical acceptance of her lies and P.R. machinations; she considers Aniston smarter than herself (which is why she had to steal her role in AMH rather than deciding what script she should take for herself); she is obsessed with destroying Aniston's reputation and self-esteem because she feels threatened by her; and as I have stated, she is distressed over the backlash. She paradoxically tells herself that the greater popularity of Aniston is irrelevant because only a minority of people is ever in the right, even after she initially sought mass popularity. Secretly, she fears and dreads that, at least in this case, the opposite is true.

Her prfaxwhoring is generally reactive, not proactive. To the extent that she plans her image, she has little to show for it. She is a box office disaster except in movies where she is either not visible (animations) or takes off her clothes as a supporting actress (and those days are numbered), she can't win a Best Actress to save her life, and for all her prfaxwhoring to the tabloids, she is viewed negatively by more people than not, nobody is moved to action by her fauxmanitarianism, and a growing number of people question her sincerity.

As for her political endeavors, she makes no intellectual contribution whatsoever. She is not taken seriously by the political power circles. They signed her up prematurely, and they are regretting it. They only called her when they want something.

I just wanted to make sure that Jolie does not forget what her place is. Since she aspires to world grandiosity through the U.N., she needs a little reminder now and then of the reality of her lowly station in life.

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sorry for being a dopey, what's the link for that site about justjolie??

I'm so sick of Skeletina, I just LOATHE HER skanky ass. that is all.
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Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:35pm.
In so many pics she is always coming OUT of a toy store. Those kids must be so bratty and spoiled. I bet she has to BUY their affection
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She probably does buy them too many "guilt" toys. You know, guilty for not being home, guilty for adding too many children to the family, guilty for letting nannies raise them, guilty for not giving enough one on one time, guilty for jetting them all over the world 24/7, guilty for not marrying the person they call "daddy", guilty for having bio children, guilty for saying she's staying home and then goes off on location, etc etc etc. Plus, when you don't live in one home you tend to not have all your toys in one place. She has to stock up in each country and state! But like everyone else said : this is probably a bday present for Pax or just a few more knives to add to the collection.

Horrible outfit for someone who has a pooch. I have one, I haven't had any kids and I know that you don't wear stuff like that.

Where are her legs and arms? It's frightening.

I think people fail to recognize these photos are set up in advance because they don't really understand the relationship between celebs and paps or how easy it would be to set this up for her. also, they are failing to remember that angelina is an ACTRESS even when she's not on a movie set, maybe not the best actress in the world, but good enough to make pictures like this seem spontaneous.

so... I saw a tv commercial for that benjamin buttons movie and almost went into a coma from boredom.

angelina arranged this shopping trip (and photo op) to buy something to keep herself entertained so she could stay awake tonight. i'm sure maddox got something, too.

I was THIS close to getting one of the passes but decided let the lowest common denominator destroy that movie. I swear, listening to the college girls sitting behind us cooing over that trailer, and the craptastic Keanu movie (woah) and the Jim Carrey movie, I have faith if they listen to the likes of them, that movie is toast.

Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

you know those kids are out of control brats.

In so many pics she is always coming OUT of a toy store. Those kids must be so bratty and spoiled. I bet she has to BUY their affection.

That dress is not flattering on her!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah no to be fair they didn't actually write the word "prostitute" just said something caustic about me servicing my *CLIENTS* ha ha ha! Brilliant! And even the less stupid ones refused to believe these photos are staged/arranged. Just shows you how naive and gullible most of the human race is about these matters. I think its pretty clear from all the JJ posts that the one unifying characteristic of Brange fans is stupidity. I guess you'd have to be to buy their shit.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:18pm.
funny story

R u a jellus h8ter? they just wanted to give you a treat.honest. they can't do nuffink wivout you being bitter. jenhag.

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funny story. Went to see Quantum of Solace (again) with my friends, and just before the movie starts, a marketing team asks if anyone from the ages of 18-34 would be interested in attending a special screening of Ben Buttons--its free, if you're willing to answer questions for about 20-30 minutes after the show. The fact that they are doing marketing on a movie so close to release date suggests that they are seriously thinking of retooling it. Which, to me, suggests they are probably going to tweek it into a love story rather than their original intent to make it a deep and serious film. Translation: another giant turd of a movie for the Branges
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

keane

it means stupid, reactionary cow.

A prostitute? Did they spell it correctly?