Monday, December 1st 2008
Where's The White Glove?
When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, "Man in the Mirror" started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she'd be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.
And Angie's not wearing shoes. She's barefoot. Saints don't have toes. It's a little known fact.
Here's Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.
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Well Gigi, when you put it that way.........., you are so right, unfortunately, maturity has never been one of my stronger suits.
Unbelievable- I have managed to be so convincing that people at JJ are telling me to keep up "the good fight" and triumph over the h8ters!
Anyone going to JJ trying to provoke arguments is Lame. Time to take up a hobby.
Let the Angelina lovers have their turf as you have Dlisted.
Let's be mature about it, shall we?
@ angel i & Deb - I think I messed with those asswipes at JJ enough for one night....it appears that my comments were apparently erased; however, you can see some rather dicey comments directed at cadebra1961 nonetheless. Mission accomplished!! :))
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:09pm.
How can you guys go over to JJ? It's just...so...DARK SIDED!
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It's hard, dude. They are SO fucking crazy over there. I read it and I just wanna smack a good 80% of them. I'm all cool with liking them or whatever but the insanity that they type. It's like watching the end of the world. I get panicky!
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Go deb. Kitty is on a roll.
Search on Anolinajunkie.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/30/angelina-jolie-little-toy-shop/a...
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:58pm.
Hahaha. Tigerlilly YOU are the shit. But right now I think I'm going to join the Bowel Movement, it seems like a good cause and an immediate one too.
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I'm just here for the beer.
How can you guys go over to JJ? It's just...so...DARK SIDED!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:51pm.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/30/angelina-jolie-little-toy-shop/c...
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I'm laughing so hard...I can't catch my breath! OMG! TL & the rest of the DL crew are fucking hilarious! I can't stop laughing! *gasping for breath* *wheezing* You'll are killing me!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:02pm.
Just Jared has some certifiable, Section 8 FREAKS, OMG! Must stop going there to taunt them, ahahaha!! But then again, they deserve it. Fuck 'em all!!
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LOL! I just saw that cadebra. What a bunch of fucking loonies. LOL!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:58pm.
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A'ight then, back to JJ...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Just Jared has some certifiable, Section 8 FREAKS, OMG! Must stop going there to taunt them, ahahaha!! But then again, they deserve it. Fuck 'em all!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:58pm.
Whores, how am I not banned from JJ yet? Should I try again? Seriously, I thought I'd be banned for my first post about Angie shitting golden turds with blue balloons of heroin in them, but, no...?
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don't stop till you get enough!
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I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS! - Eddie
@TL: I get the feeling they're not all that literate over there. They get the jist: Angelina is making you happy and curing you - that's all they need to know;p
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:58pm.
Whores, how am I not banned from JJ yet? Should I try again? Seriously, I thought I'd be banned for my first post about Angie shitting golden turds with blue balloons of heroin in them, but, no...?
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You are on a tootsie roll girl! I say...GO FER IT! bwahahahaha
Whores, how am I not banned from JJ yet? Should I try again? Seriously, I thought I'd be banned for my first post about Angie shitting golden turds with blue balloons of heroin in them, but, no...?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:54pm.
Okay, which one of you loosers is "mom jeans".
I laughed fit to die when I saw THEM admonishing people to go back to dlisted!!!!
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LOL! I know, right? I love that shit.
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Okay, which one of you loosers is "mom jeans".
I laughed fit to die when I saw THEM admonishing people to go back to dlisted!!!!
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I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS! - Eddie
Submitted by Smores on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:32pm.
I predict at least 2 of the kids will not be speaking to her in 20 years. My best guesses are Pax and Shiloh.
yeah I hear Pax is aways rebelling against them! Maybe because he wasn't supposed to be given up for adoption in the first place!!! I heard his real mom wants him back! he probably misses her, and resents Brangelina from taking him away from her!!
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islandgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:51pm
PENGUIN POWER!
*smooch*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:43pm.
TITS... with Tiger's permission, I hope. TL rocks.
Anolinajunkie @
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laughing
choking
crying
edit - now that i know her nick over there i'm reading the rest. lord love a duck!!
"They stimulate my bowels and do stuff that only my 3rd grade homeroom teacher ever did to my genitals…"
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:49pm.
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I know, right? It's beyond belief.
*bows down to Tigerlily*
@TITS;
Here you go - I was looking too:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/30/angelina-jolie-little-toy-shop/c...
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TITS, to navigate over there, the thread links are to the right, scroll past all the ad shit and click into any thread about Skeletina, because of the sheer volume of posts by like four or five posters, you will need to spend some time scrolling.
Now, be very careful, your brain might melt.
the toy store thread is where most have been posting from here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Brangelina can bite my fat ass!!! I loathe them.
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ok that dress is HIDEOUS
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Mrs K, it has been a hoot over there. Tigerlilly has had me rolling. My approach is to make the worshipers gag at my posts. It's hard competing with total insanity, but I have a good foundation of nuts to work off of.
TITS... with Tiger's permission, I hope. TL rocks.
Anolinajunkie @ 12/01/2008 at 8:52 pm
Yesterday, when I was having a bowel movement, I was thinking about AJ/JA cuz I mean when do I not? Anywho, sometimes when something ain’t right going on with that I know PEEPEE BOY LOVING HAG up to go good. I get, like this feeling in my a-hole, you know that feeling, like something’s not right, I mean it hurt and feel good and the same time? You know that feeling…Anyway, when I get that feeling, I know something good is gonna happen to AJ, that angel on cinnamon toast…..AND SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO Jen that devil on **** bread…My a*shole is never wrong, that hag has Karma written all over her chinny chin chin man face…
Gross. I can make out AJ's mons pubis in that overly tight dress. Honey, time to UPsize yourself for your planned papsident.
Tigerlils, once again you prove you are one hard core mama jama. Rawrrrrrrrrrr! *Throws your hot pussay self some Kobé Japanese Steak*
Rawrrrrrrrrr!
Someone please post a link to tigers posts on jj. I'm lost over there and need my hand held.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:35pm.
That Jill is a real fucking piece of work.
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you said it, doll!
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Oopsie! I posted the whole page. Ack!
Did you have a nice Thanksgiving, Mrs. K?
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I love the irony at JJ, the earlier Skeletina thread, the one with the toy shop, JJ wrote it was closed for their private shopping, followed then by, see the 15+ pictures.
Yes, a private experience.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:25pm.
I just looked over the electric fence at JJ and saw that Mr. Blonde posted there
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Haha! We all sent him there!
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That Jill is a real fucking piece of work.
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Jill @ 12/01/2008 at 7:25 pm
Bad acting pitt stain on movie @ 12/01/2008 at 7:20 pm
I feel as though the Media pushed him on us and he’s what we are supposed to find attractive. I’m not feelin’ it.
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Fine. So this is what you do:
1) Don’t watch any of his movies.
2) Don’t read any tabloids with stories about him.
3) Don’t watch any of his TV interviews on Larry King, Oprah or anywhere else.
4) Get the fcuk off this thread and stay off it. Also, stay the fcuk off any and all Brad Pitt threads.
She's SO sweet! Always there to make JJ a beautiful place to be.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:35pm.
That Jill is a real fucking piece of work.
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you said it, doll!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:32pm.
Uh Mrs K, I posted that- tongue and cheek. Glad you found it as repulsive to read as I was repulsed by composing it.
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OMG you are soooooooooo BRILL!!!!
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*can't stop smiling*
gotta go back to my "Web Content Principles for Writers & Editors" class
bye!
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Maybe I'm crazy
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I can't stop laughing at tigerlily on JJ. They just started a new thread of the wack job at the Button screening.
Tigerlils, I just went over to JJ.
Girl, you rock my world and by that I mean you make my bagina tingle a little.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
I predict at least 2 of the kids will not be speaking to her in 20 years. My best guesses are Pax and Shiloh.
Uh Mrs K, I posted that- tongue and cheek. Glad you found it as repulsive to read as I was repulsed by composing it.
I just looked over the electric fence at JJ and saw that Mr. Blonde posted there, you know, the one from Thanksgiving day here, who posted the same shit on different threads.
Now, i must flush my eyes with bleach.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:04pm.
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DO IT!! Hahahaha, too funny!
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Just did. My post makes absolutely no sense, and is kinda disturbing, but since it's pro-Brangie, it gets through....Go figure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holy Hell.
These people are insane!!!!
"She looks positively ethereal! She just has this aura of pure beauty that surrounds her and everyone around her. She and Brad are putting the NEW back into New Orleans. Thank God for them and thank them for their tireless efforts at ridding the world of it’s poverty and sorrow."
I hope this is person is being sarcastic.
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Yes Angel, JJ tackles the hard topics that no one else will touch. The dedication to reporting tough subject matter would make Walter Cronkite beam with pride.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:13pm.
Just got called a prostitue on JJ!!!! All I am doing is explaining the pap shot is pre-arranged and staged and Brange get some of the proceeds of the picture sales. Never encountered a more delusional or vitriolic bunch of human beings in my life!!!
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LOL! What?!?! It's the kinder, gentler blog!
Only a prostitute would speak out against their kindness!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:18pm.
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
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Shame.
Post that, Tigerlil! ;p
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The hard hitting news at JJ just floors me:
Later on, Justin and Jessica were seen taking her pitbull Tina out for a little play time at a local park. At one point, Justin lied down in the leaves and Jessica snapped a photo of him.
At least when MK talks about nothing he makes it interesting.
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Yes post again!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:04pm.
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DO IT!! Hahahaha, too funny!
Submitted by Tamzin on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:00pm.
Tigerlily you are hilarious over on the JJ thread.
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But I mean every word of it...Should I post again???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...