Monday, December 1st 2008

Leave Pregnant Dude Alone!!!!!

Well, there's only one problem with that. I don't think the Pregnant Dude wants to be left alone. You know, when he first came on the scene, I felt a little overprotective of him. The more I look at him, the more he's really starting to look like my dad. I know I called him "hot" before, but I take that all back (times ten), because he now reminds me of my dad. And my dad pretty much always looked 8-9 months pregnant. But he didn't have a baby in there. He had a fucking brewery growing in his belly.

I go back and forth with this whole situation. At first, I applauded Pregnant Dude because I felt he was just telling the world that some bitches are different and there's nothing wrong with that. I didn't mind that he posed half-nekkid for magazines or gave interviews. I didn't even blink when he said he was writing a book about the whole thing. But then he announced that he was knocked up again and started doing the talk shows round. I mean, in the pictures above from Friday, he's on his way to a TV show in Spain. What's next? A reality show? A recording contract? And then before we know it he's going to be flashing his genital parts while getting out of cars in front of Villa.

But then again, I'd rather see paparazzi pictures of him than a million pictures of MileyVanessaHudgensTisdale or any of those other dumb whores. I don't know. I'm torn.

You know what has offended me about these pictures? The Louis Vuitton bag! Come on, Pregnant Dude! Have some taste! If he's going to be whoring himself out, he needs a stylist!

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angel_i's picture

Ayi, Clarisse!

You're all light and joy this morning!

That's insane! I recently heard about this other guy in Russia who was keeping his daughter and the children they produced in the basement for years and years or some shit. Or was that Law and Order? Sometimes I get confused....

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christine the hoff on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:49am

HI HOOKER SLOT!
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This whole thing confuses the hell out of me. Is that thing a man or is it a he-she?

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Don't hate me...but the baby is ugly.

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chefcammi on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:50am

No, it wasn't a response to your comment and no I am not going to get into the whole transgendered debate, bottom line for me, she is a she if she is making crotch fruit in her uterus. She didn't commit to the total change of gender, so to me, she is not setting a precedent.
I want to be Mrs. Anderson Cooper, should I demand everyone calls me that?
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:50am.
DOnt TransG people feel like theyre in the wrong body?

Cali has a law now that gender is subjective: if you consider yourself male or female, you are that gender. So if I think I'm female, I get to use the ladies' room or gym. Not making this up.

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"Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:51am.

You know who needs attention? I've known a SUPER sweet and gentle lesbian couple for years - they have two children and each carried one of them. They both breastfed. Their family is ADORABLE and lovely! That would be some good news for people to look at. I mean, there's no big gender-bending going on but still - it's pretty amazing. Sadly, they don't like attention that much so the world will never know."

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All those hormone treatments, just to look like the evil spawn of Mr.Sulu and Rosie O'Donnell? Hope "he" got a discount.

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Hmm. With the first baby, I thought, good for them, but this new baby is just to add another 15 minutes in the spotlight. Ugh.

Then again, I would rather read about these two than the sister fucker in Russia that kept producing special needs kids with his sister. They finally put him in prison after #5.

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This is not a man having a baby...it is a breastless, mustasche-wearing, hairy-armpit WOMAN. Big fucking deal. If I wanted to see a pregnant woman with a mustasche, I would go visit my cousin Julie.

This is an attention whore the likes of which we may never see again.

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You know who needs attention? I've known a SUPER sweet and gentle lesbian couple for years - they have two children and each carried one of them. They both breastfed. Their family is ADORABLE and lovely! That would be some good news for people to look at. I mean, there's no big gender-bending going on but still - it's pretty amazing. Sadly, they don't like attention that much so the world will never know.

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It had its fifteen minutes, now get to baby raisin'!

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So, in all seriousness, what type of person is attracted to a female-turned-male? A special kind of lesbian, or just someone who's really into butch women, or what? I mean, most of the "regular" lesbians I know are into girls who are at least discernibly female.

See, it's things like this that make me believe there are 200 kinds of sexuality and it's ridiculous to think everyone should be straight.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:46am.
HE IS NOT A HE, SHE IS A SHE GOTTDAMNIT!!!

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To clarify my statement (even if your wasnt in response to mine) =)

DOnt TransG people feel like theyre in the wrong body? So, she has a he brain but is in a she body (lol) SO.. if SHE has a HE brain and SHE underwent surgery to make her more of a HE, then where in S(HE)R brain did the concept of having a child originarte from? Does that mean that the HE brain he thought he had was actually a BI brain?

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If he's going to do a fake LV, at least get one that the logos line up on the side and have the brown lining. Tacky.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:46am.
HE IS NOT A HE, SHE IS A SHE GOTTDAMNIT!!!

THANK YOU
people calling her a man is driving me fucking crazy
is the baby growing outside of a utures? is she going to shoot it out of her penis hole?
no?
THEN IT'S A FUCKING WOMAN.

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Vagina + Uterus does not = Dude

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I give the pregnant dude credit for raising consciousness on diversity. It must be scary. He doesn't seem too scared though. Good luck to the new parents. Ummm. just consider that discretion is often the better part of valor :))

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the baby is adorable

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Pregnant Attention Whore is more like it.

Baby #2 will be super fucked-up when it learns that it was only brought into the world to get his mommies more attention.
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And if you're gonna be an attention ho, make sure your wife doesn't have:

1) Unstyled dyed black hair

2) Yellow teeth

3) No fashion sense

4) A double chin

Yeah, I'm hatin' on his wife. She's butt-ugly and reminds me of my bf's ex-wife. So at least my hatred comes from an honest place.

I'd rather look at Coco flaunting her ass and tits.

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How come the one holding the baby is carrying the baby weight?

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:43am.
Feh. The bag is a knock off, like him.

And their diaper bag.

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Louis Vuitton, huh? Well, now we know where some of that media whorin' money is going. Go away, non male pregnant cross dressing chick!

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the pregnant dude is SO not a dude. look at the shoes "he" is wearing... total dyke.

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My sister in law still has a better moustache.

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HE IS NOT A HE, SHE IS A SHE GOTTDAMNIT!!!

Over this skeezey hobag. BFD, she is pregnant, OMG, a woman having a baby? What's next, cats that purr?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I'd prefer an interview with the people who sat next to them and their baby for the long flight to Spain. Especially if the Spanish TV show paid for them to fly First.

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Pregnant dude looks like my cousin Chuey.

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Well, hey-better than the Duggars, hum?
I still don't get the pregger man thing, but to each his own.
I mean, if he wants kids, wouldn't he want to become a she again?
My head hurts. This shit's too confusing for my old ass.

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WAIT! Doesnt he look like the Asian Prince (http://www.geocities.com/asianprince_213/)???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Feh. The bag is a knock off, like him.

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LMAO devilgirl! hahaha

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Once you get a little taste of publicity, I'm sure it's hard to stop. I dont understand if the whole, I -feel -like -a -man -but -yet -I- want- to- get- pregnant thing. Im not dissing TransV, TransG, Gay, Lesbian, Bi whatever.. I just dont get how your "man brain", the "manly way of thinking" can fathom wanting to CARRY a child...?

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His wife looks like Rosie O'Donnell!

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So Rosie is now dating pregnant dude?

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I don't think Chow Yun Fat looks good with a stache.

Bebe's cute though.

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Pregnant Dude needs to STFU.

If you don't want attention, then don't be a publicity seeking attention starved media whore.

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The publicity whoring turns me off. Also, his biker-chick wife looks suspiciously like my bf's psychotic ex-wife. We haven't heard from her in a while -- now we know where she's gone.

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To me he is looking more an more like that Chinese American Idol reject.

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Pregnant "Dude" (not really a dude since "he" still has female reproductive organs) is an attention whore.

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