Monday, December 1st 2008

Leave Pregnant Dude Alone!!!!!

Well, there's only one problem with that. I don't think the Pregnant Dude wants to be left alone. You know, when he first came on the scene, I felt a little overprotective of him. The more I look at him, the more he's really starting to look like my dad. I know I called him "hot" before, but I take that all back (times ten), because he now reminds me of my dad. And my dad pretty much always looked 8-9 months pregnant. But he didn't have a baby in there. He had a fucking brewery growing in his belly.

I go back and forth with this whole situation. At first, I applauded Pregnant Dude because I felt he was just telling the world that some bitches are different and there's nothing wrong with that. I didn't mind that he posed half-nekkid for magazines or gave interviews. I didn't even blink when he said he was writing a book about the whole thing. But then he announced that he was knocked up again and started doing the talk shows round. I mean, in the pictures above from Friday, he's on his way to a TV show in Spain. What's next? A reality show? A recording contract? And then before we know it he's going to be flashing his genital parts while getting out of cars in front of Villa.

But then again, I'd rather see paparazzi pictures of him than a million pictures of MileyVanessaHudgensTisdale or any of those other dumb whores. I don't know. I'm torn.

You know what has offended me about these pictures? The Louis Vuitton bag! Come on, Pregnant Dude! Have some taste! If he's going to be whoring himself out, he needs a stylist!

Posted by: Michael K


cadebra1961's picture

Yeah, I suppose I am. Thanks for acknowledging that fact.
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hopskip's picture

And why is that? 'Cause I'm not a freak, that's why ya pinhead! You actually think that shit like this is ok? Someone needs a check-up from the neck up, my friend. THEY ARE DISGUSTING FREAKS!!

p.s. you suck hopskip...go hopskip up pregnant dude's twat!

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LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh. Clearly, you are a more intelligent being than I. I rest my case.

that woman paid a lot of money on some ladyboy drugs so that she could grow a moustache. great. now go to Thailand with your stage act.

Otter Pop's picture

They're no different than those assholes on Jon and Kate Plus 8. It's all about the money and celebrity for doing nothing but pussy farting some kids out of some dank hole.

Creepella's picture

Pregnant dudes woman looks alittle spent. Now, can they go on with their sick little lives and leave US alone?

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starsign's picture

He is NOT a man! Not biologically anyway. He/she obviously still has the inside lady bits. That means biologically he is FEMALE! God, I'm gonna shave my head, put on a fake moustache, stuff a pillow up my jumper and claim to be the second pregnant dude. This person is making a shit load of money simply by looking male and claiming to be male and getting knocked up.

If he wants to be identified as male, fine! That's cool. But he is not a male by birth so therefore he is NOT the first man in the world to have ever fallen pregnant!

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And they're disgusted by you

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And why is that? 'Cause I'm not a freak, that's why ya pinhead! You actually think that shit like this is ok? Someone needs a check-up from the neck up, my friend. THEY ARE DISGUSTING FREAKS!!

p.s. you suck hopskip...go hopskip up pregnant dude's twat!
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Deb's picture

Maybe Pregnant Dude can get a gig as a back-up dancer on Shitney's Circus tour.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Pregnant "dude" doesn't WANT to be left alone. I said she was a media whore from day one and I stand by it, despite all the "hater" crap bandied about. If you want to be a man and feel like a man, don't use your uterus and ovaries and still call yourself a man. If you whore yourself and your biology out to the media for the almighty dollar, don't complain when people get all judgemental on your ass.

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This THING grosses me out!!

qtbootie's picture

I feel like if he wants to be a man then he shouldn't get to have the benefits of a woman. end of story.

Barb Dwyer's picture

Oh fuck it... Who cares? The daughter is so freaking cute. Look at that laughing smile photo!
Maybe they look at it as a way of making some money. So what? Is it better to be Paris Hilton? At least these two started out with no cash and now have a few bucks to make their lives a little easier. I don't blame them if other people want to gawk and pay for that. Big deal. There are way more offensive fucktard celebrities of "nothing".

pregnant dude has a girl butt

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If pregnant dude can make a ton of cash playing for the paps and all the idiot talk shows then he should go for it.
It's a relatively easy way to make a lot of $$ and when you've got two kids to take care of that can help a lot!

I just hope all the hollyweird stupidity doesn't infect him permanently.

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I've seen a couple interviews with them and I must say that the wife is very rude. The "dude" is pretty nice but ugh, that wife looks insufferable.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:46am.
HE IS NOT A HE, SHE IS A SHE GOTTDAMNIT!!!

Have to agree. If looking like a man made you a man then I can think of a few peeps that might qualify. This is a woman with a mustache- a lot of us without the blessing of wax one might say.

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Two fucking famewhores! And why is the "wife" breastfeeding that baby? As if that child won't be fucked up enough! Gross! That is not your biological child so stop putting your tit in it's mouth! Fucking freaks man. Could you imagine having them for parents. I'm all for gay people but this is some messed up shit.

Bda's picture

Fuck that freak! And you aren't a man you idiot! YOU ARE NOT A PREGNANT MAN! That is impossible! You freak! All you are is a woman who cut off her tits, cut her hair and grew some facial hair! The American media need to stop with this shit! And WTF is up with your "wife"? The bitch met you when you was a woman. So WTF does that bitch like? Men or women?

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...AND ovaries & uterus as well. But IT doesn't have a real PENIS does it? His/her partner looks like Rosie O'Dyke. I can't help but feel sorry for these children. I am disgusted by this sorry-ass 'couple'. I hope this is the only 'couple' like this out there. Good God Almighty!

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enough already with this douche. she is NOT a man. she still has a vagina.

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...AND ovaries & uterus as well. But IT doesn't have a real PENIS does it? His/her partner looks like Rosie O'Dyke. I can't help but feel sorry for these children. I am disgusted by this sorry-ass 'couple'. I hope this is the only 'couple' like this out there. Good God Almighty!

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The mustache is gross-looking. The wife is homely. But the bebe is just adorable!

Wonder how many kids s/he will pump out in the name of continuing publicity.

Sheeps, that law reminds me of the decision at one point to put gay men in women's prisons. Suddenly the number of avowedly gay men shot up and they had to nix the decision.

Seriously, does that mean men now need tampons? Whodathunkit! Specially since dudes hate having to hear about tampons, pads or anything else like that.

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Does it have to work the dirtiest stache possible? Just because you're transgendered does NOT mean you have to grow stringy facial pubes to prove you're pumping testosterone into yourself. I'm sorry. That was harsh. That's just a really hideously pervy stache.

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My transgender friend looks like the dude from the network who follows you around.

edit; i don't think whatsername got that.
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preggie dude is a media whore and the piece s/he's married to is fug...
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:32am.

Cuz I'm perpetually on the rag. "Take me hoooome....."

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.
Cali has a law now that gender is subjective: if you consider yourself male or female, you are that gender. So if I think I'm female, I get to use the ladies' room or gym.
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But it still doesn't explain why you keep asking for 25¢ for the tampon machine.

Columbia's picture

The woman holding the baby, is just so fucking ugly.

gyeah's picture

Everything about pregnant dude and his whole story is smug and is fucking gross.

edit: good fucking morning everyone.

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enough already with this douche. she is NOT a man. she still has a vagina.

Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:08am.

Understandable.

Is that Rosie Odonnell in drag?

No Words's picture

Sheeps, being Mrs. Clive Owen and all, I don't get much sleep.

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@Clarisse:

Thank you (sorta. UGH). I really was unsure as to whether that was real or a story I'd picked up somewhere. There is a very thin line between my real and fantasy life.

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angel_i,
It's Monday morning and it is snowing. I have a bad case of "The Monday's!"

Anygrouch,
It was Austria =)
http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2008/04/27/48991.html

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This is a woman having a baby not a man. Please stop saying that!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:56am.
christine the hoff on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:49am

HI HOOKER SLOT!

I PAID YOUR ASS TAX FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
on topic, seriously. calling her a dude is all kinds of wrong.
she's a woman with her tits cut off and hormoans to grow facial hair.
typo, I'm keeping it.

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:59am.

Yes, agreed. Mrs. Owen! Sleep well?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.

All those hormone treatments, just to look like the evil spawn of Mr.Sulu and Rosie O'Donnell? Hope "he" got a discount.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:57am.
*bites tongue* :-)

Blow me. I mean, eat me.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.

Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:50am.
DOnt TransG people feel like theyre in the wrong body?

Cali has a law now that gender is subjective: if you consider yourself male or female, you are that gender. So if I think I'm female, I get to use the ladies' room or gym. Not making this up.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.

My clinically insane brother thinks he's a squirrel, but they still arrest his ass when he shits in your yard.

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:53am.
This is not a man having a baby...it is a breastless, mustasche-wearing, hairy-armpit WOMAN. Big fucking deal. If I wanted to see a pregnant woman with a mustasche, I would go visit my cousin Julie.

LMF A O !!!

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@L_A:

Ha! He's the Britney Spears of transgendered childbearing! It's all smoke and mirrors;p

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.

Cali has a law now that gender is subjective: if you consider yourself male or female, you are that gender. So if I think I'm female, I get to use the ladies' room or gym. Not making this up.
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Sorry, but that is Political Correctness carried to a nauseating conclusion.

Just because I want you all to call me Mrs. Clive Owen, doesn't make it so.

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@ Sheeps- Cali is a bassackwards state. No marriage but if you want to be a man today you will be recognized as one?

@Love Anderson- just now dawned on me what your siggie means.. d'oh! Nah, I dont want to debate! And I agree with you... I just dont "get it"

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Angel-i- in Russia, it might actually be better to keep your kids in the basement. Don't they still indoctrinate them in the public schools?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:54am.

So if I think I'm female, I get to use the ladies' room or gym. Not making this up.
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Deb's picture

Show us your cock!

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Vabrownid1's picture

Mr. & Mrs. Pregnant Dude sure do have a cute baby! I hope they quit now! I did not like this story the first time around and I don't want to go through it again. There are plenty of women out there that are more masculine than her and they have babies too. I saw one working at the local KFC that had a 5 O'clock shadow and she had 7 children. So whats the big deal?

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LOL @ joe schmoe!