The Feeling Is Mutual
DOUCHE ALERT! Put your dirty 'ginas in the air for a free wash!
Dax Dix Shepard was at Disneyland with his way more famous girlfriend Kristen Bell when he spotted a pap taking pictures of them while they were on "It's A Small World." Dax immediately gave the pap the douchebag salute! The hot lady's face in front of Dix speaks for all of us. She's thinking, "Dick, please!"
It's kind of fucking endearing that Dix thinks the paps actually care about him. They were obviously trying to get pictures of that Veronica Mars chick. They probably don't even know who he is! They figured he was just some dirty piece she picked up while getting an oil & filter change at Jiffy Lube. Seriously, he looks like he smells like motor oil, Axe body spray and Pall Malls.
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OK, this is an old lady's rant. If you are on a disney ride, don't text. I am SO tired of seeing the tops of kids' heads, both famous and not famous, because they are busy texting. I took my young adult children to lunch, all I saw was them texting. I paid for my lunch and left. They always put their phones away now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:52pm.
To aquarius....thanks so much for your comment...judging other people is just so cool!
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you asked for it when you asked if one cigarette was "better" than another....they are ALL bad. There is NO "good" cigarette......that was the point.
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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"
@LilyBartleby- That's what we do here, you can't take stuff too seriously.
PSL- You don't know everything?? *shocked face*
I'm just wondering because my 18 YO sister was just diagnosed with Aspergers. Strange.
To aquarius....thanks so much for your comment...judging other people is just so cool!
You're a real peach, mmmkay?
Isn't this guy Ashton Kutcher's sidekick from punk'd?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
KD, not me.....I know I comment like I know everything sometimes, but I don't really claim to....lol
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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"
I've never understood the desire to go to Disney World. Especially as an adult, although I never wanted to go as a child either. I mean, instead of standing in lines in plastic world in Florida, you could take that money and travel someplace actually interesting and nice.
PSL- sorry to be off topic, but do you know much about Asperger's syndrome? Seems like you know a lot about stuff like that, unless I'm thinking of someone else.
They don't really look like they are having much fun at the happiest place on earth.
He even looks like a tool.
kristen has kate hudson's low budget sloppy seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:36pm.
Yes. Smoking is bad, mmmkay?
Thumbnail #5 is the 'After' shot, as in, "After the mother of the kid sitting in front of me gave me shit for giving the finger".
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I'm not an amateur psychologist; I just play one on the internet.
It's so funny when losers think they are important.
Um, you're at DISNEYLAND, for crying out loud. Probably the most public place on earth. If you wanted privacy, would you go to DISNEYLAND???!!! What a moron.
I hope some parent punched him out for flipping off the paps in front of the kids. If not, then I just can't care about this.
Are Pall Malls bad?!
I just switched from Marl Lites cuz that shit was getting to pricey...
Fill me in, please...
I cant tell if it's raining, sleeting or snowing here... See? even THAT was more interesting than this douchbag!
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Michael, you know you and I are usually in agreement on most issues, but I must say, Dax is a very dear old friend of mine, and he is actually really nice, smart, clean and funny in real life. I know this probably won't sway you, but it's true--he's a really good person, and I am judgmental as hell, so coming from me, that says a lot.
--Choni
boring
Bet that finger still smells like Mickey's anus.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Loozer- He was in Without a Paddle? I must've blocked him out. Yeah, Let's Go to... was such a dog, even my boyfriend( who will watch absolutely anything and be ok with it) was ready to shoot out the tv when it ended.
I don;t think Kristen Bell is anything special to look at either. They should both be grateful.
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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"
Douchebag salute is right, MK.
Have some respect for the people around you who don't want to see your stubby finger and don't really care what your beef is.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Am I suppose to know who these fucking asshats are?
on topic
puppehs are a sleeping in a warm bundle. sigh.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
kristin bell's mouth looks like it was drawn on her face
Eww.. what the fuck is he famous for again? Banging Kate Hudson?
"There's so much that we share, that it's time we're aware, it's a small world after all"
Devilgirl,
I thought he should have got an oscar nomination for that one. Don't forget Idiocracy, pure genius.
I actually did like Without a Paddle, but I didn't realize then that he would be playing the same role in everything he would be in.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I thought it was Jim Carrey at first.
It's nice that he's teaching finger gestures to the 8000 toddlers and young kids around him! He also looks like he's trying to be funny..."Whatta YOU lookinat?!"
I'm chuffed that I don't know who either of these people are.
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Not to mention he had no business flipping the bird when "elders" and children are around. They are not your contemporaries. Have some damn manners.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I give Dax credit for being in Idiocracy and Let's Go To Prison but he's looking extra beat in these photos. Kate Hudson must've sucked whatever hot was left outta him.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:21pm.
She looks like Penny Marshall with a smaller nose.
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/p/penny_marshall/thumbnails/tn2_p...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
good morning slutz!!
it takes a special kind of douche to do that in the happiest place on earth!
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Aw! How cute! I hope that little girl sitting in front of him didn't miss that!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
In the big pic, is that major turkey neck she's sporting? Ew!
He was just pissed off because it turns out his girlfriend is fucking Goofy.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
He gave a stellar performance in Let's Go to Prison. A cinematic masterpiece.
He's probably the one that called the paps! Then, he pretended to be annoyed to impress Kristen. When will these idiot starlets learn? Is it possible that they're dumber than even we think they are??
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Nice "Manson Lamps" in the 2nd thumb.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
*yawn*
what a turd. he should be thanking the Lord that anyone wants a pic of that ugly mug.
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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello