The Feeling Is Mutual
DOUCHE ALERT! Put your dirty 'ginas in the air for a free wash!
Dax Dix Shepard was at Disneyland with his way more famous girlfriend Kristen Bell when he spotted a pap taking pictures of them while they were on "It's A Small World." Dax immediately gave the pap the douchebag salute! The hot lady's face in front of Dix speaks for all of us. She's thinking, "Dick, please!"
It's kind of fucking endearing that Dix thinks the paps actually care about him. They were obviously trying to get pictures of that Veronica Mars chick. They probably don't even know who he is! They figured he was just some dirty piece she picked up while getting an oil & filter change at Jiffy Lube. Seriously, he looks like he smells like motor oil, Axe body spray and Pall Malls.
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Again, I have to say he is a nice person in real life.
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:16pm.
A few questions:
Who the hell is he? A: I don't know and don't care.
Why is he on a kiddie ride? A: He's done this before. It's NOT cute. It's...it's...ICKY.
Why is he flipping the bird at Disneyland with a bunch of kids around? A: Killjoy pedo!
A few questions:
Who the hell is he?
Why is he on a kiddie ride?
Why is he flipping the bird at Disneyland with a bunch of kids around?
The last thing this guy was in that I saw was 'Let's go to Prison',I saw it on showtime or something.It sucked big balls.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:44pm.
Do you know what is so great about giving the middle finger? Its meaning is understood in every single country on earth! It's a small world afterall.
hahahahaha. However, I'll need more proof. I know a few cultures where they don't give the finger or they do it quite differently.
Wasn't he in Zathura?
Yeah HE'S really going places now, isn't he? I'm sure all the A-list actors, producers & directors in Hollywired are taking note of this shit. Dax is a douche big time! He shoulda tried to pleasure Kate Hussy-don more, perhaps he'd have a little more pecking order, if you know what I mean.
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Someone needs to tell this LOOSER that his 15 minutes are up.If I was that lady I would have chewed him out for flipping off in front of my young children.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Seriously who is he?? and im not even joking..*shrugs shoulders*
Who is he? Really I have no idea. Maybe the lady in front of him was having HER picture taken... And asshole, there are children at Disney World!
Do you know what is so great about giving the middle finger? Its meaning is understood in every single country on earth! It's a small world afterall.
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are you fraggin' kiddin' me?? this d.ic.k wad should be glad sumbody wants to take his picture. I luv the way the memaw in front of him turns around and gives him the "what exactly is your main malfunction" side eye.
Maybe I need to get out more because I have no idea who this tool is. At first I thought it was Zac Barf.
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Sheeps- I think Dax was on Punk'd, but I could be wrong. At any rate, he is a jackass. What is Veronica Mars thinking? Oh, bet it's the mind control!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:58pm.
He's the guy from "Jackass," right? At least David Spade has a career and a famous SIL.
@Sheeps- I think it has to be a combination of the three.
How does Dax do it? Roofies? Blackmail? Mind control?
Dax Shepherd was also in Zathura.
Actually, I think the paps are trying to get a snap of Penny Marshall in front of him. Self-absorbed jackass.
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He looks like he could be Zack Braff's brother.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:57pm.
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Fine! No judging! (-:
By the way, he looks like an unpleasant douchebag. I actually liked her in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
he looks like a cartoon character
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:54pm.
Okay, now...who the hell is this, again?
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It's Kristen Bell's mancandy:)
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I didn't know she was partial to Sour Balls!
(ba-dum!)
Oooh, he's so cool, he gave the bird to a pap at Disneyland, in front of babies and grandmas. I can't stand clowns like them who go to a kiddie place and then proceed to make out in line. It takes a special kind of pervert to swap saliva at Disneland.
No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:54pm.
Okay, now...who the hell is this, again?
-psssst... he was in the Jessucka Simpson movie with Dane Cook, he had bleached blond hair....
Don't judge, sometimes there is NOTHING on TV on Sunday afternoons....
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I saw someone ask about aspergers, I used to do behaviour work with it... aspergers is on the high-functioning end of the autism spectrum disorders scale.. seems to have the interactive problems like autism (ie: maintaining eye contact etc) but not really the learning or development problems so much.
Sorry for the butt-in, im a passionate geek about this stuff
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:54pm.
Okay, now...who the hell is this, again?
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It's Kristen Bell's mancandy:)
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Okay, now...who the hell is this, again?
Bold move for somebody that nobody knows or could much less give a shit about!
Thank you, KD! That is what I meant. Not tryna judge, just seemed like a kind of random question and it is true, all cigarettes are bad for you... :)
Wow, he looks like a really ugly Christian Bale, doesn't he? Or a very butch, messed-up Zach Braff. All in all, not pretty enough for Bell, although obviously she likes 'em kinda rough. And why is she dressed as if it were 50 degrees out when he's dressed as if it's summer?
Who is this guy?
Another famous by association douchebag. GREAT!
Your face!
Happiest Place on Earth? I hated that place and would've kneed Goofy in his big doggy balls if I could've found him.
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I hate Disneyland. I'm dreading the day I have to take my kids. Why would any adult want to go there without child in tow? I don't get it.
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:52pm.
To aquarius....thanks so much for your comment...judging other people is just so cool!
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Saying smoking is bad is not judging. It's truth. It's not good for you, therefore it is bad. aquarius didn't say you were a bad person because of it. THAT would be judging.
He was on the "It's a small world" ride? Must needs to feel better about his peen.
Umm, who is he, exactly?
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Wow He should be so lucky now! Take it while you can get it now Dix, who the fuk is he anyways,don't tell me because I don't care.
Wow...being a bit harsh on LilyBartleby, no?
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Hah! Grown up on a wee kiddle ride to please his woman (who is busy texting a bitch) and someone snaps a pic of your bad ass. How embarrassment, don't just sit there looking douchaye, flip a bird!
dax's mother looks shocked that she raised such a douchey asshole for a son...oh wait, that's not his mother? still a douchey asshole...and a nobody...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
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Where's the dick balancing competition being held? First one who farts the Star Spangled Banner at the same time gets a Heath Bar!
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:52pm.
To aquarius....thanks so much for your comment...judging other people is just so cool!
You're a real peach, mmmkay?
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you asked an asshole question and you got an asshole answer
deal, you asshole.
I am with you Sugaroo
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What kind of bullshit story is this? Any douche can give the finger! Now, if he does it while balancing on his dick, then I'd be impressed!
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Don't know or care who either one of these people are.
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