No Fair!
In this Sunday's "60 Minutes," Mah Boo Anderson Cooper races against the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps and he does so in some baggy trunks. Baggy fucking trunks!
You really expect me to believe that Mah Boo covers his nalgas when he lays out on South Beach (protected by SPF: INFINITY, of course)? No. Mah Boo probably has a closet full of mankinis, elephant thongs and nut cutters. I feel robbed! I want my money back for watching the preview above! How the hell can I tell how long the Silver Fox's tail is in those things!
You know that if he wore his lucky silvery speedos, he would've won that shit! His little ass cheeks would have worked harder if they were covered in glittery fabulousness and his toes would've twinkled faster. And notice how his shiny hair made out of angels' tears never came out of place, even in the pool.
With all that being said, can somebody please grant me a Christmas wish and nab those trunks for me! Those trunks are begging me to turn them into my own personal crotch pillow. Beeeeggggging!
(Thanks Rebecca)
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Honestly, I would fuck him up, its too bad he's batting for the other team. He has that boyish charm look, like David Duchovny.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:40pm.
There is a new worm out (not peen) that is exploiting a flaw in Windows.
Is it any safer if we're browsing with Firefox, or is it the operating system that's at risk?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
Thanks, Evil Shoe! I hadn't heard about that yet.
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Amen, Salem13. A to the fuckin MEN.
I love his hair stays perfectly coiffed after his race with dolphin boy. :)
Attention Whores:
There is a new worm out (not peen) that is exploiting a flaw in Windows. I didn't see a patch yet, but keep watching windowsupdate.com for one.
Google: Internet worm exploits Windows vulnerability
To read about it.
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Mah Boo for the win.
Can't Phelps be pit against a hungry bull shark already?
Nothing personal against the guy, but I'm tired of his scary-ugly face pushing his Olympic wins waaay past their sell-by date, kind of like that uni-balled mofo Lance Armstrong. That they were won in that travesty at Beijing makes me even more done with that mess.
Good Lord Michael is so fuckin ugly I don't care how "hot" his body is I just can't do it, even with 10 paper bags over that face. I will say he does seem like a cool guy. Anderson on the other hand looks...so...dreamy.
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The real tragedy here is that there is no main photo of MAH BOO!
And someone please hold down Phelps and tweeze those fucking bushes on his face.
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Well Mah Boo has a very nice chestal region. If I were him though I would have been just *slightly* peeved at how dismissive Phelps was when he (Mah Boo) suggested the race. Hmmpf! *officially pissy on behalf of Mah Boo*
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
That's just butch bullshit. Like giving a starving dog a rubber bone. I bet Mah Boo sun bathes nude, so a big WTF for the swimming burka.
Payday came and with it beer.
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in gay slang, isn't anderson technically considered to be an otter?
luuuurves me some Anderson! Even if I am into 19 yr olds these days......
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Yeah, we need to see Anderson in a banana hammock. Stat.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:24pm.
The otter would win in both looks and ability.
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Too funny. LOL
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Well, in Anderson's defense, Phelps is half his age. And Anderson looks pretty smoking hot shirtless. Where is LOVE ANDERSON?
Try pitting Phelps against an otter. The otter would win in both looks and ability.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
SHIRTLESS!! *dies*
This is presenting me with a quandary: About whom do I care less, Michael Phelps or Anderson Cooper?
Why haven't MK talked about Carrot top's appearance on Regis and Kelly?
Am I the only one that cares?!!?
I guess yes...
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I sense a Bradi/MK cage match!
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