No Fair!
In this Sunday's "60 Minutes," Mah Boo Anderson Cooper races against the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps and he does so in some baggy trunks. Baggy fucking trunks!
You really expect me to believe that Mah Boo covers his nalgas when he lays out on South Beach (protected by SPF: INFINITY, of course)? No. Mah Boo probably has a closet full of mankinis, elephant thongs and nut cutters. I feel robbed! I want my money back for watching the preview above! How the hell can I tell how long the Silver Fox's tail is in those things!
You know that if he wore his lucky silvery speedos, he would've won that shit! His little ass cheeks would have worked harder if they were covered in glittery fabulousness and his toes would've twinkled faster. And notice how his shiny hair made out of angels' tears never came out of place, even in the pool.
With all that being said, can somebody please grant me a Christmas wish and nab those trunks for me! Those trunks are begging me to turn them into my own personal crotch pillow. Beeeeggggging!
(Thanks Rebecca)
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Oh! I did! If I tossed you this lovely cut of cedar grilled salmon, would you look the other way?
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:18pm.
Cock cock cock and balls! Oh, and poo.
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You said poo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Cock cock cock and balls! Oh, and poo.
Oh. No. I hate crude language which is why I frequent Dlisted.
Pffffffffft!
Oh god. Keanu is gonna rock "The Day the pffffft...can't get thru that one either!
Drinks on me!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
And just to contribute a suggestion of my own: The It Crowd. There are a few epis available on youtube for those Britcoms lovers.
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the it crowd was good, but not really super duper great.
Another one that's solid is 'couples'.
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Submitted by kacky on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 8:59pm.
What is going on with the classless cock and smegma comments? At least make it part of a clever remark. Nobody REALLY wants to know how bad you want it unless you plan to entertain us with it.
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Kacky, I'm imagining your avie actually saying your comment, and I just have to go back to your comment times again and again....AWESOME!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:39pm.
Mah Boo for the win.
Can't Phelps be pit against a hungry bull shark already?
Nothing personal against the guy, but I'm tired of his scary-ugly face pushing his Olympic wins waaay past their sell-by date, kind of like that uni-balled mofo Lance Armstrong.
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Do you remember Mark Spitz? He milked it for YEARS.
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What is going on with the classless cock and smegma comments? At least make it part of a clever remark. Nobody REALLY wants to know how bad you want it unless you plan to entertain us with it.
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I miss michael phelps.
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I want to be in a pool with Anderson Cooper. Nah, I'd rather be in a bed with him.
"I wouldn't make him do sexy times with me... Well, not until the Stockholm Syndrome fully kicked in....cuz I'm all romantical like that..."
Coke - diet coke - shooting through the nose situation here... that's too funny.
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mmmmmmmmm, he's hot! The last gay dude I lusted after like this was George Michael.
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Aw, MK's boo, Andy Coo is such a cutie I just want to kidnap him and hold him against his will in my cage to cuddle with...just cuddle, nothing more...I wouldn't make him do sexy times with me... Well, not until the Stockholm Syndrome fully kicked in....cuz I'm all romantical like that...
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That isn't a lap. It's a length. They both wanted each others' laps however, methinks. That's ok, I like them both.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 7:46pm.
Frappbloat,
There was just a commercial on for Shitney's mockumentary coming up and my favorite quote was when she gets "real serious" and says "I mean, I am a really smart person. I am like, what the hell was I thinking?"
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That is an awesome quote. It always makes me think of Michael & Fredo Corleone "catching up" after they fled Cuba.
Britney is such a Fredo.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Cold pool= Acorns
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Frappbloat,
There was just a commercial on for Shitney's mockumentary coming up and my favorite quote was when she gets "real serious" and says "I mean, I am a really smart person. I am like, what the hell was I thinking?"
Sibsi,
I have caught The IT Crowd! Thanks!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
FrappBloat: YouTube has a few vids already of X factor. I can't quite catch the title of the tune, but it sounds like it's about a woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BEPUYGYkFg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
MK you've missed Britney on the X-factor Uk. Dermot asked her a question afterwards about the contestants and instead she went on a rant about how much she loves London at high speed. LOL! Dermot was all "uh ok!" haha! I think she realised she ballsed up. duh.
Also check out the after show, a popular comedian slated her performance on it, was very funny. Told it like it is with Britney.
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A thing of beauty is a joy forever, no?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb and CTH, I agree with both your comments.
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Angry Mom! I didn't even see you earlier. Happy Belated Thanksgiving!
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Submitted by angry mom on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:40pm.
I love his hair stays perfectly coiffed after his race with dolphin boy. :)
I immediately noticed the same thing. Either he's using industrial strength shellac on that hair or the cameras paused for a quick combing.
@Clarisse: tysm for that clip! I added http://www.amazon.com/Sordid-Lives-Newell-Alexander/dp/B00003CY27/ref=pd... to my wishlist 'cause that's amazing!
And just to contribute a suggestion of my own: The It Crowd. There are a few epis available on youtube for those Britcoms lovers.
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If you wrote a book about Anderson Cooper, I would buy it.
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I love him for his looks, his humor, his looks, his intelligence, his looks, his politics, his boyish charm and , oh yeah, his looks
man is fine in his own, unusual way. boyah!
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Anderson is simply delightful! And his sense of humor makes him even hotter.
This weekend I watched a rerun of The Soup, when Anderson was on Regis and What's her Perky Name, and he went off on the Lohans. Pure gold. Then they showed him at CNN, talking to Erica Hill about David Blaine. He's a witty fucker.
Too bad he isn't on my team. Actually, he may as well be off my team, because he's never do me anyway. I'll just continue mooning over him from afar.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sibsi,
It is a movie (which I have not, but will soon see) and a mini series.
Here is the best Youtube I could find
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmdeEAMiWKQ
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Anderson probably wants Phelps' cock in his mouth really bad.
In this Sunday's "60 Minutes," Mah Boo Anderson Cooper races against the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps and he does so in some baggy trunks. Baggy fucking trunks!
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Every time you think you might be reading the real for real news *bam* you're hanging by the pool with your bestie. lol
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"How bout' I get to dive...and I get to do freestyle" LOL, seven words I would love Andy to say to me in bed...lol, I'm so shameless!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:17pm.
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I went trolling for the show on youtube, but it looks like there's also a film with the same title and I suck at searching anything. So... where can I catch this show?
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In Mah Boo's defense, Mick. I'd bet my anemic 401K that he's a top; HE's getting the favors done to his male member and NOT the other way around...mmm, Anderson's male member...OK I REALLY have to go now!
wohh I want my shower to have direct plump connection to that dirty pool man-water..
AC can swim! Actually, I wish I could swim that well. I can swim to save my life but that's about it. There's certainly no grace to it.
Bradi/MK, I likes your boo better with his shirt on.
OFF TOPIC: Any of you hwores ever catch "Sordid Lives"??? I have been watching this show all afternoon and I am absolutely in LOVE with Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram!!!!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
CNN edited out the towel-snapping afterward in the locker room.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:49pm.
Plus, 25 meters is not a race. Try sprinting for 200 or 800m.
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because you, or anyone else here could keep up with Phelps, for even 25 meters.
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MK, your boo acquitted himself very well! Phelps didn't swim fast enough to get winded, but still!
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Okay, I really did not read the comments on this new post, but I am just glad we have a new post that's not about the f*ckin' walmart!
Anywho, if forced at gun point to make a choice between Phelps or Cooper: it's Cooper for me. But if I had a real choice, I'd go with James McAvoy. Yeah, I know McAvoy is nowhere near this story and this sounds totally random, but I think he's my new crush.
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..and I bet they got outta the pool, went to the locker room and sucked on each other's cox...and Mah Boo discovered that not EVERYONE cleans out the smegma on a daily basis.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
OMFG, Mick! read my evil mind, ok bye bye!
One more for my sweating-running road:
MK needs to bless us with a PHOTOSHOP THIS contest just for Mr. Phelps. All you talented Photoshop artistes could take turns posting pics with different HOT heads on Phelps. Because boy is in dire need of a head transplant. In with THAT karma-crushing comment, I'm outta here <3
Go to the 18 second mark in that vid and look at the wrist action of Miz Phelps...I think that girl is gonna come outta the cupboard one of these days. If he would just get a head transplant...sigh...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
completely off topic but who just watched Shitney on X Factor? She did indeed do the same tired ass routine..only difference is her lip synching was worse than usual...
on topic, Anderson is probably a freak when the bedroom door closes, I bet he showed Phelps his personal Speedo collection later.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
MK, Anderson is keeping his good under wraps on purpose. You don't want him flaunting his good like any old sex hooker do you? Oh wait, maybe you do.
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I am pretty sure it doesn't matter since it comes in through the ports (if I read that right). That is how hijackers get into your computers, they use programs to scan your computer to find ports to enter. The most popular one if the one for the printer. If your not sharing a printer with another computer, close the port for protection.
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OMG!!!!
*fans self, douses interleg area with ice water*
OMG!!!!
*sets DVR to record 60 Minutes and replay in slow-homo to look for any sign of Mah Boo's Peen*
OMG!!!!!
Yea, this is pretty much Anderson's version of showin' skin. I still have not found any dirty pics.
*gives MK the side eye and fake smile*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Plus, 25 meters is not a race. Try sprinting for 200 or 800m.
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