No Fair!
In this Sunday's "60 Minutes," Mah Boo Anderson Cooper races against the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps and he does so in some baggy trunks. Baggy fucking trunks!
You really expect me to believe that Mah Boo covers his nalgas when he lays out on South Beach (protected by SPF: INFINITY, of course)? No. Mah Boo probably has a closet full of mankinis, elephant thongs and nut cutters. I feel robbed! I want my money back for watching the preview above! How the hell can I tell how long the Silver Fox's tail is in those things!
You know that if he wore his lucky silvery speedos, he would've won that shit! His little ass cheeks would have worked harder if they were covered in glittery fabulousness and his toes would've twinkled faster. And notice how his shiny hair made out of angels' tears never came out of place, even in the pool.
With all that being said, can somebody please grant me a Christmas wish and nab those trunks for me! Those trunks are begging me to turn them into my own personal crotch pillow. Beeeeggggging!
(Thanks Rebecca)
Letin- If you are an Eric lover, then you will adore book 4. He is my favorite in the series. I was pissed when his role was diminished in the show. Sookie doesn't seem like such a total ass in the books either. Anna Paquin has ruined the character. Good question for Alan Ball BTW- It is great that he is adding more to the show as the books are just a lot of fun.
MK, as soon as I saw this on another website I knew it would be only a matter of time before you posted it. I think you and ya boo would make a effing cute couple btw. hehe
There's no getting round it. Michael Phelps is adorable.
Mary!!
Did Miss Thing get to blow Phelps after the 'race'?
goddammit!
now i think hes hot.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:43pm.
NOW FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tee hee!
wolfyMan on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:54am.
Anderson is all mine.
You'll love my blog:
- STEP OFF SPAMANIZAH! MAH BOO HATES SELF SERVING FUCKS LIKE YOU THAT LEACH OFF OF OTHERS TO SERVE THEMSELVES.
NO ONE IS READING YOUR PATHETIC BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOW FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Anderson is all mine.
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Is this a 60-Minutes story on Michael Phelps, and Anderson Cooper is in it, or on Anderson Cooper, featuring Michael Phelps? Hard to tell now a-days when reporters like Anderson and Brian Williams think they are every bit the bigtime celebrity Leonardo DiCaprio is.
Anderson Cooper is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!
I love his smile!!!!!!!!!!
I think it was Redken products. Nah, its because he's perfection.
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Dick happens! - MK
Wow. Coop's (MK's Boo) hair IS still perfect!
"Mankini". Hee hee hee!
"And notice how his shiny hair made out of angels' tears never came out of place, even in the pool."
Darn skippy. How did he do that?? It's magical hair.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
I think Anderson might be Michael Phelps boo.
I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.
Stop with your wishful pleading MK.It's NEVER gonna happen...and I mean NNNEEEEEVVVVERRRRR!!
*demonic laugh*
The Silver Fox is mine! He won't have to change his last name when we marry and I know all about the Vanderbilts. I'm a straight woman, and until he comes out of the closet, paws off! Peace out.
Did you see "The Perfect Storm," Goat?
Did you see "The Perfect Storm," Goat?
Submitted by char on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:14am.
"OMG...Anderson Cooper looks so hot when he's wet...damn I wish I was a gay man!!!"
Ditto to infinity, char.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
OMG...Anderson Cooper looks so hot when he's wet...damn I wish I was a gay man!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I'm out too. I love dishing about True Blood with you letinstar!
Nite nite Nitty. ♥♥
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'night nitwitty and deedee...i'm heading off too...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:09am.
no worries...my mind is made up about how easy sookie flips between men based on the way the wind blows...she's still annoying...lol
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
gotta' head out..don't want you all to think I'm ignoring sookie-mania if I don't respond..bbl.
xoxoxo
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Edit because Nittay is giving me a whippin' in her closet. Sawry for the spoiler. *sad lip*
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:05am.
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Letinstar, ignore Dee's post..that's not till quite a few books later.
Dee..I need to see you in my closet...But ITA!!!!
hahahahaha
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:46pm.
Oooooo, good question Nits. I hope he answers the question.
Sookie showed her brother wasn't the only morally bankrupt person in her family when she made out with her b/f's sex partner, imo.
Word. Sookie's moral character is all over the map. It's very hard for me to sympathize with her. Personally everytime she is almost beat up, mauled, choked, shot, or whatever, I root for the killer. hahahaha
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LMAO! Don't hold back. Tell us how you truly feel.
I never wish her dead. I just wish she'd stay true to her feelings/emotions/wants/needs. They all contradict themselves with every turn of the page!!! I mean, do you *know* this character (as a writer), after 8 books?!? Or do you just say things like, I really want a quiet normal life with a regular boyfriend. Next Scene: So, I went to the Werewolf ceremony and flipped the love of my life the bird?!? And expect everyone who's reading to say: You go, Gurl!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Michael Phelps gives me the willies. I don't know if it's his Lurch face or his overexposure but I want him gone. Ewww.
@nitwitty and deedee:i hope your question gets answered...i would love to know the answer to that myself...and i do find that i root sometimes for the bad guy to get sookie too...i've found myself turning her out when i see on screen...she's annoying to me...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Oooooo, good question Nits. I hope he answers the question.
Sookie showed her brother wasn't the only morally bankrupt person in her family when she made out with her b/f's sex partner, imo.
Word. Sookie's moral character is all over the map. It's very hard for me to sympathize with her. Personally everytime she is almost beat up, mauled, choked, shot, or whatever, I root for the killer. hahahaha
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Letinstar and Dee, Alan Ball and cast are appearing in L.A. for a question and answer session soon. They're taking email questions as well..I asked, (and hope it will be answered), if he and the writers wrote the script trying to purposefully show the characters that would be considered morally repugnant in today's world, (a souless vampire and a gay transexual) as being the only morally upstanding characters on the show.
Sookie showed her brother wasn't the only morally bankrupt person in her family when she made out with her b/f's sex partner, imo.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
@deedee...great! i finished book 3 today...there are many eric and pam lovers out there, so i can't wait to see what all the fuss is about...
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letinstar: I love that Pam the vampire killing machine dresses all preppy! It's so contradictory. I read the books and I love her character there too.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:31pm.
alan ball is wonderful...i had no idea about trueblood and only decided to watch because i thought he was great with six feet under...i am beginning book 4 now...and i guess i should bounce over to logo to see the lafayette interview...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:27pm.
how much did you love pam's suit? i'm still cracking up..and she delivers her lines so deadpan and perfect...i do hope there will alot more of her and eric next season...and what you said about sookie...yeah...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:21pm.
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It was hard for me since I've read all the books. But I have to say, I was pleased by the way Alan Ball wrapped it all up neatly together. My favorite character was also Lafayette, even sent MK an interview on LOGO with him..LMAO
Anyway, I'm fairly sure I've become a hemopheliac without my weekly dose of True Blood :(
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:21pm.
I'm a complete Pam fan! I hope she and Eric have bigger roles in the next season. I think Sookie is a hobag, skank, selfish, floozy, gap toothed, sex hooker. Yeah, I don't like her character. hahahaha But Bill, mmmmmmmmm, me likey!
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Phelps is looking better,moving up the hotness scale a bit,would possibly lay him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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@nitwitty:i can hardly wait for the summer...i'm not a big fan of sookie or bill, although i like looking at him in his tight pants, but now that jessica is around, he may become more interesting to me...lafayette, tara and sam are my faves and if lafayette is gone, i will be heart broken...my feelings were hurt when rene went away too...and i'm finally starting to like eric...pam makes me laugh...what did you think about it?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Hey, Letinstar! What did you think of TB's season finale?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
phelps looks much better with a headful of hair...and speaking of hair, did anderson's hair bother to get wet...it looked perfectly coiffed at the end of his lap...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Kacky,
You BETCHA!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:23pm.
@Sheeps
Are you, in some sneaky, sadistic way, trying to start a revolution in Canada with your YouTube "I Am (French) Canadian" siggy thing? Why did I click on it??!!
You're a pretty smart dude. You know that we are likely going to be getting a coalition government up here (including the separatist party), very soon - in a couple of weeks - and so, now - all of a sudden, you're playing that? Then you'll come in, when the country falls apart and take us over. For a sheep, you're pretty sly. :)
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Mustang, nothing personal. Sheeps is an equally opportunistic Sheep. Where there are dissatisfied people, about half of them will be women. There will be a need, and he stands proud and ready to fulfill that need.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
@Sheeps
Are you, in some sneaky, sadistic way, trying to start a revolution in Canada with your YouTube "I Am (French) Canadian" siggy thing? Why did I click on it??!!
You're a pretty smart dude. You know that we are likely going to be getting a coalition government up here (including the separatist party), very soon - in a couple of weeks - and so, now - all of a sudden, you're playing that? Then you'll come in, when the country falls apart and take us over. For a sheep, you're pretty sly. :)
CTH - totally agree with your assessment of MK's great love (now, if only we could figure out how to get the swim trunks!)
See? You add the word "poo" and it becomes literature.
My avie would say "them balls, there."
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
TITS!
You brute! We only eat free range dolphin. JEBUS! What are you? A monster? Tank dolphin indeed....gawd!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:50pm.
Tigerlilly,
How about a couple Japanese Kobe steaks, so rare that they are still moo'ing and I let you do what you will, where you will? Man, Carrottop is my fake friend! I have street cred!
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pfft japanese food - you'll be hungry in an hour.
How about some marinated baby dolphin? You can pick your own from the tank.
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Tigerlilly,
How about a couple Japanese Kobe steaks, so rare that they are still moo'ing and I let you do what you will, where you will? Man, Carrottop is my fake friend! I have street cred!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Hey---Dolphin Boy isn't looking like such a butterface in this clip---must be the facial hair---I've always thought he was kinda hot from certain angles
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:25pm.
Tigerlilly,
Oh! I did! If I tossed you this lovely cut of cedar grilled salmon, would you look the other way?
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I don't know...it was 'the p word'...and isn't salmon a vegetable? Tell you what, lemme go to my litter box fashion out a likeness of Phelps out of my own "p" babies and play with it in the DListed community terlit for as long as I want and I won't mention that you said 'the p word' ever again....Deal? No one uses the DListed terlit til my p-baby wins gold!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...