Stop Me If You've Heard This Before: Wino Wants A Divorce

The Crackie of Camden is currently resting her crack hive at THE CLINIC in London after suffering a seizure due to a bad reaction from her medication. In crackie-talk that just means she had too much of the bad shit. While Wino is laid up in the hospital, she's reportedly talked to several lawyers about starting divorce proceedings.

Wino still hasn't visited her beloved Blaaaake since he left the chokey for rehab. She's apparently still pissed off at his ass for not telling her he was leaving prison. They fight constantly during phone conversations and now she's ready to cut him off completely.

I feel like we've heard this a zillion times before. Wino and Blaaaake get into a fight, she threatens to divorce him, the lawyer brings the papers over for her to sign and she decides she'd rather smoke up the documents than have them delivered to Blaaake. Then she calls him up, he says some sexy shit to get her back, she rubs the phone on her crackie bush and forgives him. History repeats itself over and over again with these two crackheads.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:07am.

Fucking hell, MK. Stop talking about Wino's "crack bush", I beg you! The visuals!!

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:06am.

I recall reading that they were really just together for the sex. I can't imagine how that could be. Any woman can get dick whenever she wants it. Might not be attached to someone you'd wanna talk to but it's a world full of available dick. And what would her appeal be for him? He likes banging chicks who seem like they could die at a moment's notice?

She's pitiful. He's scum. Thank god there were no children from this pathetic union.