Saturday, November 29th 2008

"Black Friday" Indeed

When I first read these two horrific stories yesterday, my first thought was "Only in fucking America" and that's the damn truth. Every year, we hear of bitches getting into knife fights over the last Bratz doll or choking each other for a discounted portable DVD player, but this shit right here is beyond disgusting. Beyond.

At a Wal-Mart (of course) in Long Island, NY yesterday, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour, a temporary maintenance worker, tried to help to control the crowd of blood-thirsty zombies that stormed into the store at 5am for holiday discounts on dumb shit like X-boxes and flat-screen TVs. The crowd was so hungry to get their fat, greasy hands on stupid shit that they knocked the man over and kept on going. 200 crazies trampled over the man, killing him. He died at a Wal-Mart in Long Island, the day after Thanksgiving. Even when the man was on the ground and lifeless, shoppers continued to run past him like he wasn't even there.

One Wal-Mart employee, who was also knocked down in the stampede, said, "He was bum-rushed by 200 people. They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down, too ... I didn't know if I was going to live through it. I literally had to fight people off my back."

Damour's family members were told that he died of a heart attack. Four shoppers, including a pregnant women, were also injured. When shoppers were told that they had to leave because an employee had died, they started shouting "I've been on line since Friday morning!!!"

Wal-Mart's spokeswhore, SATAN, issued this statement: "We expected a large crowd this morning and added additional internal security, additional third-party security, additional store associates and we worked closely with the Nassau County police. We also erected barricades. Despite all of our precautions, this unfortunate event occurred."

Unfortunate event?! An unfortunate event was me almost pooping my pants yesterday. This is way, way, way beyond an "unfortunate event." You know, it makes so much sense that this happened at Wal-Mart, the epitome of American grossness. I hope that on Christmas morning, when the Wal-Mart savages' children are opening their stupid presents, they tell them "I hope you like it, because I had to kill a man for it."

And on the other side of the country, two men died at a Toys 'R Us in Palm Desert, CA. According to the L.A. Times, two chicks started arguing inside the store. One witness said it might have been over a toy, but another witness said it was over personal issues between them. Both were with dudes. One of the dudes pulled out a gun, shot it in the air and then shot the other man. It's assumed that the man who was shot also had a gun and used it to shoot the other dude. They both died.

What the fuck is wrong with America? Even wild animals behave better than we do. Stories like this make me want to donate all my shit to charity and go live in the woods for the rest of my life. People suck.

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These people killed a man doing the dirty work for the top dogs just to get their greedy hands on shit most likely made under sweatshop conditions in China or third world countries. How pathetic and sad.

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***Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:35am.
Well that's your own damn stupidity for not yelling for help or getting someone to call an ambulance!
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I wish I could say I was suprised.

Wal-Mart shoppers are some of the biggest Bush supporters out there. No further explanation needed.

I'm sure most of those fat bitches didn't even consider the poor man human because he has a "funny" name ("Uhhh, you some kind of foreigner or sumthin'?) and probably skin of a different colour. Some of those really fat bitches probably just complained about the bump in the road they couldn't get over in their electrical "mobility" carts (aka...carts for fat asses too lazy to walk but smart enough to get disability from the government.)

As far as telling their ugly little offspring"I hope you like it, because I had to kill a man for it."-the little fuckers probably are just going to respond "Cool. Kill a few more next time so I can tell my friends. One killing doesn't give me any creed Ma."

Are any of these fuckers going to be prosecuted? Or has Wal-Mart successfully hidden the video tape showing the carnage?

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"What the fuck is wrong with America? Even wild animals behave better than we do. Stories like this make me want to donate all my shit to charity and go live in the woods for the rest of my life. People suck."
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MJ, I agree. My husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas this year and I could not think of anything I really wanted, he couldn't either. We are donating the money we would have spent on eachothers gifts to a local food bank instead. We are not wealthy, but we are lucky enough to have an above average income and a home. We have 4 kids, but 2 are in college and we all can do with less. We are still giving a gift and some cash to our kids, but he and I are taking a pass on gifts to eachother this year. It seems too frivolous.

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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:35am.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:36pm.

My mom had a heart attack at WalMart, and not one person offered help. The rest of the shopping trip was push the cart, drag mom, push the cart, drag mom....

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Well that's your own damn stupidity for not yelling for help or getting someone to call an ambulance!

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This incident is THE barometer for America and its alleged "civilized" society. This was a litmus test of how out of control large masses of people can become like stampeding cattle.
If this is how people will behave for a stupid plastic rooster clock with 666 on its head , imagine when the powers that be decide to fuck with the economy a little more and those Xmas trinkets become bread water and supplies that people have been in line for 2 days for ?

This has become unrealistic, the whole Holiday Matrix want want want greed greed greed, oversaturation, 3rd world child labor exploitation for Western Child Mind Manipulation ... finally... its justALL too much..

People killing for Christmas... Long Island is one hot ass mess too...

Day by Day that unelected terrorist stays in power, our nation continues its downward slide , the 5000 TV channel democracy and manifesto of America makes me want to do same MK, just flee into the woods away from playstations and Miley Cyrus vitamin water, and be gone...

God Help Us..

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The shooting? Thank the NRA who have spun the Second Amendment to mean that each and every dumb-fuck American should have and be able to carry a gun!

Our Founding Fathers (and not a few mothers!) are spinning in their graves to have their "militia" Amendment interpreted in this way.

Those damn NRA fuckers don't even have the ENTIRE amendment on display, just the part that suits them.

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A woman who was pregnant got trampled and had a miscarriage at the Wal-Mart also.

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Well good night, nit, TV, PSL, Dee Dee, angel i and everyone.... I also must head to bed. Been drinking a bit and it has been a while.. Enjoy your Sat and Sunday mofos!____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:48pm.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:56pm.
Vany - I was thinking that too, about the "temporary worker" thing. Those weasels...
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Well, when it comes to insurance that is exactly what they are thinking. Just a week ago, news came of a clerk working at a Dollar store in California, she was killed by a man who just walked into the store and shot her. When arrested he said that he wanted to kill a black person, so the Dollar Store insurance attorneys (and am an attorney so it is not all of us) denied her claim because under the law they can deny death benefits if the person working had a personal relationship with the accused. These mofos say that to the man/killer, even though they had never met, it was personal, thus they denied the claim. I cannot wait for the arguments here.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:01am.

The rest of us suck though!!

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Yet another reason for me to hate fucking Wal-Mart even more. And don't even get me started on the dancing smiley face thing.

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@2Drink. It'd be going a lot better if I didn't have to head out in a few :(
Glad I got to see you and Vany tonight tho! You two always have something funny or wise going on!!!
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Vany - I was thinking that too, about the "temporary worker" thing. Those weasels...
I could see them saying "well, we can't be held responsible for our rabid customers."

I want to take that dancing Smiley Face and smash it on the ground...

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:34pm.

Oh it is on bitch. But not to toot my own horn, but I just got 1 month (one and a half month's counting South America) of immersion training. I am very proficient at listening to nagging in very close quarters and tuning it off. Just sayin', I got me a certificate and everything. Start preparing for my mom.....can we start the game soon so you can take her home for Christmas? I am going to PR to visit and it will be nice if I don't see her for a while.

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_Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:31pm.
I never go out on black Friday,the worst people come out on that day.I hope they can look at the store security camera tapes and see who did this and press charges,I hope Wal Mart gets sued by the poor mans family too.

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Walmart should just pay this guy's family benefits, death et al, but the first thing they said it was that he was a "temporary" worker. Me thinks, this is code for we don't need to pay him for dying while at work. As for the security cameras, yesterday when it happened, the cops let everyone go and said they did not expect charges because it would be hard to figure out who it was. Today, when they realized the breath of their stupidity, they did an about face, I do not think they will be able to get much out of it, yesterday when the people were there, they should have tried to get statements. Oh well.... Between the police and walmart trying to save itself, I see no justice for this 34 year old guy.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:21pm.
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Might I suggest we have a "MOM-OFF?"
Both our mothers sound like the two biggest martyrs on the face of the earth..The loser has to take BOTH mothers home, the winner is determined only after one or the other is declared "legally" deaf. I say "legally" because my mother will say, "I can't hear another thing, because none of it makes any sense to me. What are you speaking to me anyway?!" Whenever she doesn't agree with you.

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I never go out on black Friday,the worst people come out on that day.I hope they can look at the store security camera tapes and see who did this and press charges,I hope Wal Mart gets sued by the poor mans family too.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:24pm.

Yeah, she left her compassion back in aisle 6. with that 12 pack of tube socks for 4.98 and the bag of popcorn the size of a 74 Pinto.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:18pm.

I can just see her running that cellulite roadblock with her rascal scooter with the little basket on the front!
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Bahahahaha! I bet she doesn't even have a bell to warn those poor shoppers. Where's your compassion Nitty?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:11pm.
and @Nit

Well, I doubt she be back anytime soon, for the last 2 weeks she was here it was more like " well, I can't wait for Thanksgiving to leave" and me telling her "leave now, I will buy you a ticket out" and her telling me " I can't believe my daughter wants me to leave early" Basically that is the only conversation we had over and over for 2 weeks. That and "turn the TV off, you do not consider me and that is why you always look tired, can't find a husband, can't concentrate at work, ________ (fill in the blank)" Anyway, I digress, today is a happy day...

Then again, these news..... Walmart is evil.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:18pm.

I can just see her running that cellulite roadblock with her rascal scooter with the little basket on the front!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:07pm.

Amen, Sister! I'm the person that says my time will always be more valuable than my money. Of course, there was a day when I worked nearly 24/7 to take care of my kids, and even then you never found me waiting in line at Walmart.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:07pm.

Amen, Sister! I'm the person that says my time will always be more valuable than my money. Of course, there was a day when I worked nearly 24/7 to take care of my kids, and even then you never found me waiting in line at Walmart.
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No, you weren't waiting, you were shoving aside 400 lb. WalMart shoppers like they were the Red Sea and you were Moses.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:10pm.

and i blame the screaming kids hanging out in every narrow aisle with no parents in sight...

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OMG Vany! hahahahaha I hate to laugh, but you gotta love those parents. My dad was here for Thanksgiving and bitched about everything we did heating and cooling wise. Anyway, I'm so glad you are back!

O/T What I want for Christmas is MK wrapped in chocolate bacon with a side of Purple Drank.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:06pm.

I blame that Rollback pricing guy

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:04pm.
Long story... I went on vacation to South America in October with my mamacita and my mamacita surprised me by telling me when we met in Brazil that she was coming back to New York with me --for a month-- she just left. Did I mention she stayed with me in my studio in the city? Did I mention I was two seconds from committing murder? Did I mention she goes to bed at 9 p.m. (and I live in a studio)?

Anyway, I am back now.... on the upside, in the last month I have learned how to live like a 65 year old woman scared of the cold.
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I'm surprised you didn't suggest she go to Walmart on Black Friday. (maybe too soon for that joke?)

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:58pm.
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Amen, Sister! I'm the person that says my time will always be more valuable than my money. Of course, there was a day when I worked nearly 24/7 to take care of my kids, and even then you never found me waiting in line at Walmart.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:57pm.

Thanks, now that I can stay awake past 10... I will be watching. LOL

and I have missed you guys....all of you crazy sluts.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:57pm.

just sad, indeed...there's nothing walmart and that surging crowd can say or do that will make this right...and for what? to get some extra shit for someone will will probably not appreciate it...ugh...i hate people sometimes...
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:57pm.

Long story... I went on vacation to South America in October with my mamacita and my mamacita surprised me by telling me when we met in Brazil that she was coming back to New York with me --for a month-- she just left. Did I mention she stayed with me in my studio in the city? Did I mention I was two seconds from committing murder? Did I mention she goes to bed at 9 p.m. (and I live in a studio)?

Anyway, I am back now.... on the upside, in the last month I have learned how to live like a 65 year old woman scared of the cold. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:51pm.

George Bush was a bad precedent.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:50pm.

The worse part about these damn retailers lowering prices just from 5 a.m. to 8 a.m., is that it shows us how big of a markup they have. People should just be outraged they have to wake up before dawn just to pay a 50 percent instead of a 100 percent or more markup. I do not participate in the circus that is Black Friday. ____________________________________________
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Vany, The Mentalist is on Tuesday nights, but we TiVo it and watch it on Fri. here. That's our TV night. LOL

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:55pm.

Seriously, the guy was crushed under 14,000 pounds of people, and it was only 17 total shoppers.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:13pm.
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VANY! You have you been ho? Working? Pfftt....that's what responsible people do. Heh.

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walmart is evil...they should be sued for all they have along with all the aqua netted polyester wearing hags that stormed the place....disgusting...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:51pm.

George Bush was a bad precedent.

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Hi, Vany!!!!!!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:41pm.

I made her drive.
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Damn TV, hello and that sucks...

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Disgusting. Everyone who shopped there that day ought to be fined and jailed (for at least a week).

Walmart should be severely reprimanded.

And this whole black friday thing- it causes hysteria. Businesses should take waaaaayyyyyyy more precautions. I'm outraged. A human life is worth a hell of a lot more than black friday prices on walmart products.

I understand wanting to save, but it says a lot about humanity that low prices can cause people to trample a man to death the day after a holiday about sharing and caring.

Yech.

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I am at awe that it being Walmart, they actually closed the store for a while. I wouldn't be surprised that the same people that trampled him just sat outside waiting for the store to reopen. Since they let them go, good luck to the cops trying to file charges.

And re the Mentalist, when is it on, I caught it the other night on a repeat and I liked it, but have no idea when it is..

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:41pm.

I made her drive.

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