Same Shit, Different Outfit
If it wasn't for Brit Brit's new Cheeto-eatin' dress, I would think that this was the same clip from her Bambi (awww, he lost his mommy) Awards performance in Germany last night. It wasn't. Brit Brit "performed" that "Woomanizah" mess on Star Academy in France tonight and it was the same shit, different outfit. Well, not an entirely different outfit, because the top hat stayed. It probably keeps her weave fleas (they will never leave) from jumping on to the stage and taking the spotlight away from her, because their dance moves are better than hers.
Seriously. Daddy Spears needs to light a Cheeto and stick it up her jelly donut hole, so that she bounces around a little faster. And what is the point of that mic shit? Even Stevie Wonder can see that she's lip-synching! I love that they didn't even turn that shit on.
Brit is supposed to perform on X-Factor in the UK tomorrow night, but you can just watch the clip above and replace the host's French accent with an English one. It's going to be the exact same shit. But I do hope that tomorrow night she brings back her impeccable BRITish accent. I miss it. "Blimey, y'all!"
Below are a few picture of Brit Brit on the balcony of her hotel in Paris. It's like a scene from Cheet-eo & Juliet!
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I bet that's what she calls her two kids: Wombanizers. Poor bastards.
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*wakes up* Oh did she "perform"?
Good Lord, someone please tell her that she needs to hang up her top hat & either REALLY join the circus or move to Louisianna and become a shrimp farmer. Anything but this shit.
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Oh, how I love my crazy Cheetoling! She still seems like she's holding back onstage, though, like she's still not got her full confidence back yet. She wasn't throwing herself into that performance with confidence, she was really holding back, like she was scared or something. But she looked great, and I love her chicken-fried ass no matter what she does, so whatever.
I'm glad she never went away. I like watching her. I know it's wrong but I can't help it. While I stress over paying bills, it helps my feelings very much to watch this remarkably stupid girl and know money cannot help her with her problems. Can't buy a career back and sure can't make it up to those children. Better than a hot tub any day. You go girl.
Can there be any other opinions besides Slutney being a total faking dumbass? I think not. Not only is she still retarded & needs someone to wipe her ass for her every day, but she's a total fake as well. That "performance" of hers is pathetic; she can't even lip synch correctly. And what's with the fucking stupid top hat? She's trying to be just as lame as that faux lesbian slut, madonna.
I just wish she would disappear forever. She gives this country a bad name...
She is so fucking boring, and over!
"Seriously. Daddy Spears needs to light a Cheeto and stick it up her jelly donut hole, so that she bounces around a little faster. And what is the point of that mic shit? Even Stevie Wonder can see that she's lip-synching! I love that they didn't even turn that shit on."
Funniest thing I've ever read from Michael K. I almost fell out of my chair!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:57pm.
Hehe. HAH! You fell for it! My whorey crack is the whoriest crack that ever cracked. Sucker.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:49pm.
Hey...I just realised what you accused me of!! I have done a lot of shit in my time but I have never been a businesswoman. I thought by crackwhore you meant Winehouse fan.
*cries* *runs away*
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@M2C: I just figured, being a business woman and all, it was about time I called someone that.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:44pm.
LOL!@M2C:
Nice try. Everybody knows you're a CRACKWHORE!
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I RESEMBLE THAT COMMENT!!!
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LOL!@M2C:
Nice try. Everybody knows you're a CRACKWHORE!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:10am.
Eurgh, when did this site turn into a XXXtina appreciation society?
XXXtina is not more talented than Britney. In no universe is this a possible reality. Apparently, many fools have taken the validity of this statement on a priori argument, one where the causal reasoning is so explicit that it begs no investigation....The above video is incredible. I have chills.
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That kind of reaction deserves deeper investigation. Many fools mistake the experience of physical shivering/tingling for a delightful thrill. Your causal reasoning that feeling chills equates with experiencing greatness are classic symptoms of misunderstanding. You may have a fever, virus or infection. I am not a qualified medical professional, so I suggest you consult with one for an accurate diagnosis.
Glazern eyesen und stompust allotzen es nicht entertainmentitzen
Oh, and Shakespeare was..like..good and shit.
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Submitted by Land Manatee on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:31pm.
Your avie is all kinds of creepy. I love it!
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I wish someone she wouldn't dismiss would slap this bitch, get in her face, & explain to her what a horrible human being she is. That she's a shitty mom, & that, yes, everything that's happened is HER FAULT!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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boring and facile *stat*
But I also think people are right in saying she should take a couple of years break maybe. Blame not touring right now on her "illness" and her die hard fans will understand.
aww i love britney. She could really sing as a kid and back in 99 and 2000 she could sing good too. Her voice has changed some and so she lip syncs now i think. That's what it shows in a video I watched , progression of her voice. As a kid her voice was AMAZING. When she was on star search she was up there with Christina. And when she first came out as an adult her voice was definately good enough to be a star. I think smoking and coke killed a lot of her voice. But, she can still dance if she tries and has someone say "no britney, this isn't good enough, we have to work harder". I know she can still dance. And I wouldn't want anyone else singing her songs, and I like a lot of her songs. New songs I mean. So we need Britney here. Plus I think Britney has other talents, I think she would make a good actress for one. I know some are spitting their drink out right now but I really think that.
she sucks. She abondon kids to persue this mess calling it performing. christian and Beyonce are better performer than her. Both of those girls sing live and dance when they are performing. she hardly dancing ,so why lipsync. she can't even move. The old lady from dance with the stars has better move.
Why didn't someone push her?
Ugh, didn't Marilyn Monroe do this like 50 years ago?
I have those pics.
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She fucken sucks! Always has - Christina Aguilera is the true talent and this bitch has always tried to outshine her. Put Britney and Christina in an acapella competition and it would be obvious who would win. True talent cannot be made, it is natural...
What is the point to Twitney wearing a microphone? We know she's LIP SYNCING.
The last time she actually sang was on the Mickey Mouse Club.
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Ziggy, I have to disagree with you. Christina has much more talent than Britney. You may not like her music, but the power of that voice cannot be denied.
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Submitted by menyc on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:31am.
I love how she disappears from those kids during the 2nd biggest holiday.
Great point. It's telling, but she wouldn't care to see them even if she were in L.A.
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I love how she disappears from those kids during the 2nd biggest holiday.
Honestly, her voice was never as good as that vid keeps claiming it was...it was strong and she did have a sense of melody, at least lol. And she was passionate. She has no passion - and without that, she's nothing. That's what happened. As soon as she was no longer hungry for it (cuz she had it) she started sounding straight-up like shit.
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Check this out regarding the evolution of Britney's voice. This is why she lip sings!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXXlvJZhW8
Submitted by sweetgrapes on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:41am.
I think online dating is really nice.
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Well, you obviously haven't been at it very long now have you?
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I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.
I finally watched the video. She has no clue where she is and what she is doing. Around 3 minutes into this she got a look on her face that said "I quit this bitch", and she just stopped trying to dance.
The interview after the "performance" was classic. She just nods her head with that blank, Patrick Star 100 yard stare. She is not mentally capable of doing this, but someone in the Spears' family needs to make money.
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As a wise honky philosopher once said,
"You got me straight trippin, Boo!"
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:10am.
Apparently, many fools have taken the validity of this statement on a priori argument, one where the causal reasoning is so explicit that it begs no investigation.
At one time, I too was convinced by MTV that Beautiful was an insightful song penned by a brilliant artist and vocalist. Ha!
Too many people take the media's spin as their own consciousness, not realising that group-think is but a surrogate signal of reason.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
at best this track is less than a half rate MIA rip off.
whatevs.
the american budgie is back (big ups to the budgie queen ~ kylie minogue)
and good to see brit "performing" again.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 6:10am.
Eurgh, when did this site turn into a XXXtina appreciation society?
XXXtina is not more talented than Britney. In no universe is this a possible reality. Apparently, many fools have taken the validity of this statement on a priori argument, one where the causal reasoning is so explicit that it begs no investigation.
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Ok, so you know you lost all us BIG FANS right there, right? We're not begging! We know she's better!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 3:27am.
My fav brit moment was when she went swimming in the ocean in her bra and panties.
Her in a faux wedding dress and adnan going to a church, and the lighter stealing are my second place choices.
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O, I see you bitches rocked the house all night. I couldn't - my medication dropped me, sadly.
MY favourite Boot Move Times were when she got with Adnan...I was SO looking forward to the American version of Katie Price and whatsisname...
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Eurgh, when did this site turn into a XXXtina appreciation society?
XXXtina is not more talented than Britney. In no universe is this a possible reality. Apparently, many fools have taken the validity of this statement on a priori argument, one where the causal reasoning is so explicit that it begs no investigation.
How easy it is to confuse and sway the mind with screaming and uncontrolled vocal runs! At one time, I too was convinced by MTV that Beautiful was an insightful song penned by a brilliant artist and vocalist. Ha!
Too many people take the media's spin as their own consciousness, not realising that group-think is but a surrogate signal of reason.
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I see similar devilishness in the posts of many here. Do not try to hi-jack the minds of those who have the lucidity of mind to recognise a stellar performance when they see one.
The above video is incredible. I have chills.
By the way, it is never cute or funny to wish death on another person.
Oh, and Shakespeare suckz.
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Alot of these super stars are under mind control. When they disobey, or start to realise whats up...the crazy switch gets pulled. Whitney, Mariah etc. When they start to tow the line (or are forced to) - Britney.. It takes time for them to get their nerve back. The alter has been shattered (albeit, temporarily).
I feel sorry for this poor cow. She is in her late 20s. Has a 200 million dollar fotune, and is babysat by her dad. Hopefully, she will find herself again.
She was not the greatest dancer in the world, but by todays standards of singer/dancers - Rhihanna - yuck.. she was, is, can be again, a major star.
She's moving slow for now, but the performance in France was better than Germanys. But Ill give the girl a chance.
I feel bad for her. Oh well. Such is the price of fame
Night TV!!... ya funny bastard :)
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 4:15am.
I'm skimmin through the Sam Lufti link you posted. Very interesting...
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Skyb - mk posted something about london recently. Seems the dog was given to a family friend or something.
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Thanks, T. I just found the post, but I'm not buying it. I'll bet her friend took London's CARCAS off her hands because she couldn't bother disposing of it properly.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Nite, y'all, time to re-introduce myself to the insides of my eyelids.
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Skyb - mk posted something about london recently. Seems the dog was given to a family friend or something.
That assuming i'm not hallucinating or nothin.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 3:52am.
She has lost her confidence, hasn't she?. Not that she was a great dancer to start with, but not she just barely moves on stage. Everything looks so amateur, from her "dance moves" to the whole scenario stuff. It looks cheap.
Shitters has lost her mojo.
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Well at least she's lost the ability to know the difference. She probably thinks she did great.
I'd do feel bad for her that it's not just her decision to go on stage like that. I think she drove herself into the crazy hole, but while she has a chance to get better people are profiting off her at any cost.
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She has lost her confidence, hasn't she?. Not that she was a great dancer to start with, but not she just barely moves on stage. Everything looks so amateur, from her "dance moves" to the whole scenario stuff. It looks cheap.
Shitters has lost her mojo.
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And her "boo boos", (preffered) drugs and freedom. Oh yeah, and what about LONDON???
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
She has lost her confidence, hasn't she?. Not that she was a great dancer to start with, but not she just barely moves on stage. Everything looks so amateur, from her "dance moves" to the whole scenario stuff. It looks cheap.
Shitters has lost her mojo.
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I think she's going to start boning Lufti AND Adnan. Those two are probably already licking eachother's nutsacks anyway.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 3:42am.
She's allowed to scratch her ass, she's just afraid of dislodging her crabs that set up a subdivision there. Plus, she didn't have the 10 foot pole that's a prerequisite. Or the asbestos glove.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 3:24am.
Great cash-cow analogy. I don't think she's allowed to scratch her ass without permission let alone marry.
The ocean swim was my fav too! And everything that led up to it. Did you read the article by the mag that was supposed to interview her before she did that? That whole day sounded absolutely batshit looney.
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LOL TV. I can't top that. But I will bet that whatever it is, it won't involve her being with her kids. That girl is chomping at the bit to let loose.
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the puppies are still up and they're playing with the human!
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