Sienna, Sienna, Sienna...
I just want to take Sienna Miller's labia lips in my two hands, shake them and then scream "Wake up, you stupid bitches! Wake the fuck up!" Why in dickmatized hell is this slut still eating on Balthazar Getty's dick cheese?! She is really beginning to piss me off. Earlier this month, Sienna said her party vagina was back on the scene ready to claim more victims and here she is out with Balthazar in London last night. The Sun says that bitches have also seen them holding hands and acting couple-like in London.
This bitch is a disgrace to all shameless whores! She needs to rinse her coochie and mouth out with a mixture of Listerine, holy water and vinegar, so she can get rid of Balthazar's musty peen scent and move on! Any respectable slut would not keep the same dick around this long. Especially married dick. Please, Sienna, let me help you. I'll take you to a dick buffet, so that you can see all the good peen you've been missing out on.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:14pm.
How did we get from the bar to the barn? Walk?
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Oh sure, Sheeps...Blame the victim! That's what all you predators do..."Oh, she went willingly...she was all over me..." You and your kind make me sick...SICK I say...So, uh, call me????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh here I go again. Flight attendants steal married men away from their families every week, or at least every month. Perpetually horny pro baseballplayers cheated on their wives as long as I can remember. Marriages in Hollywood are like musical chairs to me. So why is Miller/Getty so different? He wasn't even with wifey when this started.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:14pm.
How did we get from the bar to the barn? Walk?
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:14pm.
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I'm telling you, there is nothing more humiliating than waking up on some strange farm in a bed of hay with something woolly and smelly snoring next to you and having no idea how you got there...not that it's ever happened to me..
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Ok someone call 911, 'cause I'm dying here.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:08pm.
If he insists on coming with you, make sure to stop the cab to puke a couple of times. When you get to the door, offer a kiss goodnight. He'll never call again.
Oh, I know a lot of guys who'd play right through that. I mean, you've had 6 margies at that point--and the guy's paid for them. No, not me. How dare you!
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Of course not you...You are a sheep in DListed clothing....or are you REALLY a DLister in sheeps clothing???? GASP! I'm onto you woolly one! Don't leave your drinks lying around with this one on the loose, especially if he bought them for you!!! I'm telling you, there is nothing more humiliating than waking up on some strange farm in a bed of hay with something woolly and smelly snoring next to you and having no idea how you got there...not that it's ever happened to me...
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:08pm.
If he insists on coming with you, make sure to stop the cab to puke a couple of times. When you get to the door, offer a kiss goodnight. He'll never call again.
Oh, I know a lot of guys who'd play right through that. I mean, you've had 6 margies at that point--and the guy's paid for them. No, not me. How dare you!
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Oh Bossy,
If a guy is crass enough for a booty call to someone who is not the pre-established "piece on the side", but actually someone that he went on a date with ONCE, four years ago...he's just rolling through the numbers saved on his cell..he isn't interested in "honesty".
That kind of man's ego is as fragile as fairy wings.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Stan Hooper: I, too, am intrigued by Balthy's shoe size.
These two whores deserve each other, so much so, that I almost like them together now cuz of all the dramz. It would be TOTALLY awesome if Balthy's wife was mind fucking them just for shits and grins, though... You know pretending to want him back so he dumps his side order of ho, then changing her mind just cuz she thinks sending is ass packing is good fun! If that's what she's doing, she has replaced Camille Grammar as my idol. Yes, a gold digger is someone to admire, but a mind fucker? Yeah, that's someone to be in awe of... A good solid mind fuck is priceless, I tell you... PRICELESS!!! Mind fuck them again Mrs. G!
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what the hell kind of goddamn clown shoes does Balthy have on in the penultimate thumbnail?
okay let's get it on now;)
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:42pm.
When someone told us earlier in a post that their bf cheated on them and that they superglued the guy's member to his stomach in retaliation
Oh my god...who did that? LMAO they are effin awesome in a psycho kind of way!
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:28pm.
He sounds like a pure joy Bossy. I would have laughed so hard I woulda spewed pumpkin pie outta my nostrils. Ask him if he wants a blow job and then take a blow torch to his boo boo wiener schnitzel. Not that I enjoy violence, I only like hearing about it.
hahahahaha oh goodness. I know what you mean. When someone told us earlier in a post that their bf cheated on them and that they superglued the guy's member to his stomach in retaliation...I was in shock and knew I would never do that...but was somehow devilishly entertained :)
You all are hilarious. I want to hear more stories :) And here I thought being upfront was the right thing to do, apparently guys would rather be teased and be ready to go for it just to be shot down later on. Quite strange since guys always say bad things about a girl being a tease. I just thought I'd save him the time, money, and effort since it wasn't going to happen--too harsh on the ego I suppose.
By the way Mrs. Gosling, I too have been the naive one. And that's why this time around I didn't want to waste my time or anyone elses with miscommunication. I didn't say anything harsh about him to push him away--he's actually a really attractive guy, wouldn't take that away from him--I just knew it wasn't going to work out.
KA: do you really do something like that for a living? I'm sure I can imagine many professions where that happens but you could have been saying it as a figure of speech.
Is it me or does her boy toy look a lot like Charlie Sheen in Wall Street?
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Bossy,
Tell him verbally that you will meet him at "Bar" and to make sure he brings protection and takes his vitamins. Tell him you will be wearing the red deep cut v-neck, the black leather mini and black thigh highs.
Then block his number and forget all about him.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
He sounds like a pure joy Bossy. I would have laughed so hard I woulda spewed pumpkin pie outta my nostrils. Ask him if he wants a blow job and then take a blow torch to his boo boo wiener schnitzel. Not that I enjoy violence, I only like hearing about it.
That's Balthy: putting family first at the holidays.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:15pm.
If only I'd known his mom!
Seriously, Bossy, the non-confrontational way is less likely to get a dude all pissed off by rejection.
Girl, you know-the old, "It's not you, it's me" thing!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wake me up when there's an "all you can eat" pussy buffet.
Anyway, that Balthazar dude is one ugly fucker. Beats me why Sienna is with him.
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Submitted by KA on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:11pm.
OK MK, give it up already - where is this dick buffet and how do i get in???
*sigh* Men and their egos. I'm all too familiar with that scenario. I massage mens egos for a living.
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*Perks up*
really?
*sits up straight*
wait... let me go get a drink!
Okay, tell us more about your job please.
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Ugh, I hate those stupid hats! Unless you're some 1940s gangsta or Don Draper you shouldn't be wearing those.
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Oh MK. I was just about to ask if I could go the DicksOPlenty party too, but if your taking Sienna, I think I will pass.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Good one Deb.
I'd only add - set up a shopping or lunch date with his mother for the next day, and let him know about it.
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When I was telling one of my boy-toys I wouldn't be calling anymore, he said "well do yourself a favour and keep in touch with me." HAHAHAHAAHA
I said, "Honey, I'm doing myself a favour by telling you to take a short walk. Buh-bye!"
Men. Ugh.
OK MK, give it up already - where is this dick buffet and how do i get in???
*sigh* Men and their egos. I'm all too familiar with that scenario. I massage mens egos for a living. Such simple, stupid little creatures...
Present company excluded, of course - much love for the sluts!
Cheers! Wink, wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bossy - yes more stories please and HAHAHAHHA
this dick thought that his sleeping with your friends would make him more attractive to you in some manner? That somehow he was 'okay' for having done that - and it wasn't even true?
He did you a big favour by not being smart enough to hide his slimy-ness.
You could have some fun with him - mess with his mind a little. If you need tips, reply back. We're here to help.
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Deb, that was amazing.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:59pm.
Sienna be dickmatized by the Getty schlong
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Well then I pity her cuz being dickmatized is no fun if the dick belongs to a dick.
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:54pm.
Here's what you do. Agree to a date with this guy. During the date POUND margaritas, (at least six). Tell him you don't feel so good and need a taxi home.
If he insists on coming with you, make sure to stop the cab to puke a couple of times. When you get to the door, offer a kiss goodnight. He'll never call again.
Don't ask me how I know this.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bossy - I had almost that same thing happen to me a couple days ago. I had a guy trying to have conversations solely about sex, and finally I said "We're done here" and it turned into non-stop "You're a cunt. Get a life, loser. How fat ARE you?" etc etc etc. It's always fun to bruise their egos, isn't it?
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:47pm.
That's not always true, I'm sad to inform you.
It cracks me up looking at half the bar's patrons freezing their asses off for a fag.
Even though I smoke, I can't hang with standing outside in the cold in front of a bar.
I want my goddamn smoke in one hand, and my cocktail in the other, dammit.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"I just want to take Sienna Miller's labia lips in my two hands, shake them..."
Is it wrong that I find that vaguely hwat?
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
You know I am such a naive little girl that when ever i got booty calls/texts I seriously ALWAYS thought the guy just wanted to hang out ..so i never understood why guys got all pissed when they realized nothing was guna happen lmao I cant even begin to tell you how many times that happened to me
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Isn't it obvious? She heard the rumor he was going back to his wife, and suddenly the allure of "taken peen" came back.
Sienna be dickmatized by the Getty schlong
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:52pm.
Maybe if I could ever get a man to look twice at me.
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I'm guessing MKs vaycay may have a few of you dying to read something, anything. Here's a little story if you're bored:
Oh the world of sluts. Some slut I went on one date with 4 years ago contacted me two nights ago...around midnight. That's a booty call. When he texted me the next day (yesterday) and asked what I was doing last night (yeah, Thanksgiving night). I was straight forward and told him that I don't do booty calls. Boy did that get his panties in a knot. He's been harassing me all day about how he thought going to college would change me from being a prude (because what, not putting out on the first and only date makes me a prude?), that he's slept with my friends (he doesn't know any of my friends) and so we should have similar interests, that I have a thing for black guys (I don't, I'm just dating a GREAT guy, who just so happens to be black) and so how surprising that I'm not a slut, etc.
Man, does getting rejected upfront really make guys such jerks? If you've already been stalking me on facebook and know I have a boyfriend don't expect me to be Sienna the slut Miller and then chastise me when I'm not by calling me names. I didn't even know who had texted me since I didn't keep his number; after I received his first message I had to ask who it was. Anyone have similar weirdo stories that resulted from one date with a person?
seriously laughing my ass off @ madam ex and tits..snort...this is great material.
The little ho loaf lost all her likeable cuntability when she called Pittsburgh, "Shitsburgh". She's headcheese smegma with a side of dingelberries in my book.
If you can tell a size of a man's peen via his sneakers then Getty's packing some long heat. No wonder she can't say good bye.
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LMFAO, Whoo Hoo MK, that was funny shit, oh lord, reading your shit and watching the Atlanta Reunion Show, this is the best Black Friday I've had in a long fucking time.
Oh Sienna he's never getting a divorce. As Kip Winger once sang you're "Headed for a heaaaartbeark."
Fuck now I owe Kip Winger a $.17 royalty check.
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