Sienna, Sienna, Sienna...
I just want to take Sienna Miller's labia lips in my two hands, shake them and then scream "Wake up, you stupid bitches! Wake the fuck up!" Why in dickmatized hell is this slut still eating on Balthazar Getty's dick cheese?! She is really beginning to piss me off. Earlier this month, Sienna said her party vagina was back on the scene ready to claim more victims and here she is out with Balthazar in London last night. The Sun says that bitches have also seen them holding hands and acting couple-like in London.
This bitch is a disgrace to all shameless whores! She needs to rinse her coochie and mouth out with a mixture of Listerine, holy water and vinegar, so she can get rid of Balthazar's musty peen scent and move on! Any respectable slut would not keep the same dick around this long. Especially married dick. Please, Sienna, let me help you. I'll take you to a dick buffet, so that you can see all the good peen you've been missing out on.
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sienna's happy now ? lol....her pussy will rebel by 2009 and DEMAND NEW DICK !! mark my words
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Submitted by glitterati on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:35pm.
What is she famous for, again? I forgot.
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Being a star fucker primarily. But she even fails at that...sucks to be her.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
What is she famous for, again? I forgot.
http://whatrumors.com
What a pathetic boring bitch she is. I guess denial just ain't a river in Egypt, eh?
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.
of course sienna is better than angelina. Sienna as far as i know, doesn't "act" like a saint.
I haven't seen anything Getty's done acting wise since D. Lynch's 'Lost Highway'. He was great in that flick. Shame he'll now be remembered only for being a cheatin cum dumpsters handbag.
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Ummm did anyone notice how big his feet are?? Oh hi there!
Speaking of vomit and hot girls...sometimes a guy can resist. After a frat party a lot of the girls were REALLLLY drunk. Well that didn't stop a guy because he left the party with a girl and waited for a campus van (you know, the type that is run by the university, students call, and it goes within a mile or two of campus). So everything was good, she was drunk enough for him to bang her without much resistance. But as they were riding to his place (and seriously, why would he not go to her place so he could just sneak out after the deed rather than having to deal with her at his place the next morning?) she threw up all over the seats. He told the driver to please take her home and just let him out of the van right there. Vomit was a deal breaker for him. Maybe she wasn't as hot as all you d-list girls eh? hehe :)
He reminds me of starvos but without the looks, youth and trust fund.
I like her purse, anyone know the designer?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:49pm.
NIGHT, NIGHT WHORES...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:51pm.
These two whores deserve each other, so much so, that I almost like them together now cuz of all the dramz. It would be TOTALLY awesome if Balthy's wife was mind fucking them just for shits and grins, though... You know pretending to want him back so he dumps his side order of ho, then changing her mind just cuz she thinks sending is ass packing is good fun! If that's what she's doing, she has replaced Camille Grammar as my idol. Yes, a gold digger is someone to admire, but a mind fucker? Yeah, that's someone to be in awe of... A good solid mind fuck is priceless, I tell you... PRICELESS!!! Mind fuck them again Mrs. G!
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AH! night night, Tiger! I would add to your aforementioned scenario that Mrs. Balty best be getting her sexay on with some hot young peen, a pool boy or "landscape artiste" perhaps!
I really despise this pig faced whore.
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NIGHT, NIGHT WHORES...I love you more than Sienna Miller loves claimed cock...Ok, yeah, I don't love you quite that much...yeah, not even close...not that it means I don't love you, because I do...well, I mean I love you...I'm just not IN love with you..It's not you, it's me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OY! I'm so disappointed, too :(
was waiting breathlessly for her next dick cheese conquest!
THIS boring muthufucka MUST have a horse dong to merit seconds and thirds. And EW! He has a married-cause-he-needs-a-surrogate-mommy vibe.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:10pm.
OMG ur avie is really creeping me out.
Sluts make the world go 'round. I'm like MK though. I'm bored with her abd Balty she needs a new one.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:29pm.
Oh sure, Sheeps...Blame the victim! That's what all you predators do.
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Says the tiger! LOL
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Wha-Wha??? TITS, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF...????(hehehehe...I said "tits" and "get off" in the same sentence!...) Victims and FOOD are not the same thing...Sheeps took advantage of me sexually in a manner traumatizing to my delicate tigress sensibilities and to my standing in the tiger community *cuts tiger eyes left, cuts tiger eyes right*...I, however, stalk, injure, torment, eviserate, and greedily devour delicious bipedal food sources, much like a soccer mom would pick the perfect bunch of asparagus in the produce section of Whole Foods.... innocent really, just a food source...See the difference????
Oh and also, Sheeps won't even return my calls...I'm done with him, I say, done...*texting Sheeps*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh sure, Sheeps...Blame the victim! That's what all you predators do.
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Submitted by Peppy Deerfield on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:22pm.
LOL! Most men will fuck ANYTHING. Period!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Debs, yes a dirtball with a strong stomach and no sense of smell! I thought the same thing, after grossing out completely, damn I must be hotter than I thought!
ted by Peppy Deerfield on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:10pm.
WOW! THAT, my friend, is an example of a dirtball!
OK, this happened once when the 4 year relationship with the passion of my early 20's was ending.
I had taken up with the psycho who was to be my first husband.
I was still living with the boyfriend, (with whom I'd moved in with only month before).
I went out drinking with friends of this future husband. I got SHITHOUSED in the afternoon. I tried to walk home and actually laid on the grass by the road semi-passed out. This is in Center City, Philadelphia. A guy drives up and offers to drive me home. I was so wacked I took him up on it. He didn't try anything, but a week after this happened, he called me up and invited me out to lunch!
All I could think, is what a dirtball! I mean I KNOW I was gorgeous and all, lying on the Parkway, but DAMN! I told him I was in love with someone else, but thanks for the ride home.
This was over 20 years ago, BTW.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:14pm
Submitted by Peppy Deerfield on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:10pm.
Ugh, vomit breath will not stop some guys.
Thank you! That's what "my friends" have tole me.
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And that's a bad thing because............
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Sheeps, sad but true.
Submitted by Peppy Deerfield on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:10pm.
Ugh, vomit breath will not stop some guys.
Thank you! That's what "my friends" have tole me.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
nothing makes me tingle like when I can properly use the word "happenstance."
Ooooh, that's the gold medal winner of high falutin' vocabulary.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:08pm.
Plus, how fun is it to say "I daresay."
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Not as much fun as *hereto* *herein* and Nay!
Now if I could *just* find a sentence....
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 -
I never castrated a ho...while he was alive...What? a tiger gotta eat. Protein is protein...
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I bet your first bite was de tenderloin. Meow.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by peaches on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:42pm.
Aw, come on! Russell Crowe isn't THAT desperate, is he?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ugh, vomit breath will not stop some guys. When I was in my twenties (*cough* you know, yesterday), single and living in the city, I was out with a friend having a few drinks. We met some Swedish guys at the bar and were just talking to them. Well after a few vodies, the room started spinning, and I ran outside and down the block a ways. I puked in a stairwell, and when I turned around there was the Swedish guy from the bar and he wanted to make out. He grabs me, and starts frenching me, and all I could think of was GRRROOOSSSSSSS!
"I daresay married men are not like lumpen, inanimate objects that you can pick up and put in your pocket, to take out and abuse later"
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Not as long as Verne Troyer's single anyway...
Plus, how fun is it to say "I daresay."
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:51pm.
I get nervous sometimes "Lorena Bobbit".
I guess it could have been a lot worse. HeHe
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I heard that crazy bitch got REMARRIED. Okay, single whores...How do it feel that LORENA BOBBIT found herself a man and yo' ass is manless? Ain't that a bitch? I'll admit, I ain't no prize but I never castrated a ho...while he was alive...What? a tiger gotta eat. Protein is protein...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good God, these people are so z-list and tacky it's damned criminal. I still LMAO at the thugs who let the world know with spraypaint where Slimenna lives.
Wasn't Balthazar the names of one of the bad guys on the Smurfs? I know there was Gargamel and Scruple...
Awwwwww...Do we haff to take Sienna to the Dick Buffet Party? Can't we drop her off at TomKat's for barleytinis? Maybe she can help the Microwaved Celery Stick leave that no talent mutant. PartPayday came and with it beer.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:51pm.
I get nervous sometimes "Lorena Bobbit".
I guess it could have been a lot worse. HeHe
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:44pm.
Yea, REALLY funny with the Superglue!
*backing up real slow..turning around..running*
I guess that would be a satisfying form of revenge, till the guy called the cops and then sued for his medical bills, distress, and loss of work.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:41pm.
@ Tiger...
"Mine your gold, mind fuck for revenge, then move on. That's how it's done".
I have no idea what this means but I'm having it tattoed on my forehead.
*looking in yellow pages for tattoo artists*
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Yeah, you don't EVER need to know what something means to get it tattooed on your forehead...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
and sienna is still better than whorelina.
Yea, REALLY funny with the Superglue!
*backing up real slow..turning around..running*
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:27pm.
Oh here I go again. Flight attendants steal married men away from their families every week, or at least every month.
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Whoa there Nelly! I know a lot of Flight Attendants who would take exception to that statement. I daresay married men are not like lumpen, inanimate objects that you can pick up and put in your pocket, to take out and abuse later; SO unless these huzzies are tasering said victims and stuffing them in the hold of the plane, they're not *stealing* anything. Puleeze.
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RIGHT ON SISTER! *hiding taser behind tiger back*...What???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:40pm.
hahahahahaha. May-bee. PC person that I am, that's all I'm sayin'.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
just wait till she starts filming Nottingham, opposite RUSSELL CROWE!!! Danielle Spencer(Russell's Wife) needs to stay very close by!!!
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@ Tiger...
"Mine your gold, mind fuck for revenge, then move on. That's how it's done".
I have no idea what this means but I'm having it tattoed on my forehead.
*looking in yellow pages for tattoo artists*
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
That super glue story is fantastic. LMAO
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:28pm.
You've heard of the lion lying down with the lamb? It's in the Koran or something.
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ooh, now you talking all SEXAY and shit. I LOVE lion porn! Those bastids is NASTAY! So, what's the Koran, some sort of HWAT and spicy fetish mag?...What? What'd I say? What's with all these bomb sniffing dogs?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:42pm.
When someone told us earlier in a post that their bf cheated on them and that they superglued the guy's member to his stomach in retaliation
Oh my god...who did that? LMAO they are effin awesome in a psycho kind of way!
Used the dlisted search engine and found the post, there are a few entertaining stories here from what I remember:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28679?page=1
Here's the story I mentioned:
"... that's worse than what I did to my HS Sweetheart when I caught him cheating. And I got his sorry ass good too!..
I super-glued his dick to his stomach when he was sleeping, haha. And we were together for about 2 1/2 years. We broke up for good directly after 'the incident'. "
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:27pm.
Oh here I go again. Flight attendants steal married men away from their families every week, or at least every month.
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Whoa there Nelly! I know a lot of Flight Attendants who would take exception to that statement. I daresay married men are not like lumpen, inanimate objects that you can pick up and put in your pocket, to take out and abuse later; SO unless these huzzies are tasering said victims and stuffing them in the hold of the plane, they're not *stealing* anything. Puleeze.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:28pm.
You've heard of the lion lying down with the lamb? It's in the Koran or something.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:27pm.
Oh here I go again. Flight attendants steal married men away from their families every week, or at least every month. Perpetually horny pro baseballplayers cheated on their wives as long as I can remember. Marriages in Hollywood are like musical chairs to me. So why is Miller/Getty so different? He wasn't even with wifey when this started.
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I agree wichu. It's fun to snark on these two, just cuz we can, but, you sign up for a Hollyweird marriage, your spouse going on a pussy/dick/pussy and dick quest sonner or later, and your pussy or dick or pussy and dick (hey you never know) ain't gonna be invited along for the ride, so meh...It's just the way it is. Mine your gold, mind fuck for revenge, then move on. That's how it's done...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...