Friday, November 28th 2008

It Was Supposed To Be Her Day Off!

Once again Tommy Girl broke a promise to Suri and dragged her out on her day off. Look at her! She's spent. She wanted to spend her Thanksgiving sipping barleytinis, watching "The Bad Girls" marathon, playing Canasta with the maids and planning her Spring wardrobe. She did not want to be out in NYC with Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife. But of course since it was Thanksgiving, Tommy Girl had to make sure to get his "We're a Perfect American Family" photo-op.

Suri wasn't the only one who had to suffer through this fakery. Tommy dragged his "other" children, Isabella and Connor, out yesterday too. They both look like they would rather be playing racquetball against their mother's forehead than pretending to be a happy family with Tommy. And if that wasn't enough, the Becks family came along for the publicity tour.

They all went to the Big Apple Circus and followed it with a carriage ride through Central Park. You know, just two extremely private families doing extremely private things in the most private city in the world.

Posted by: Michael K


Toonkinstein's picture

after tommy manicially carved the turkey he prolly jumped on the Thanksgiving table and punched the air saying how much he loved turkey....

As for Surly Cruise....they are just allowing her to enjoy the chilly air before they throw her into the volcano....when she speeds into the lava they will shout out that the New York a chill is her "happy place"...and all will be good as Surly is deep dished in some volcano......Enjoy the chill Surly...while it lasts....
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Everytime I see a picture of Becks I want to kick him really hard in the nuts and scream "Stop whoring out everything you can, you sell out!"

I mean Sharpies? Seriously?

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madam ex's picture

Damn this is bad, they're like another fucking species. Katies lips so so tight and purched like shes dying inside. And Tom looks old, wow and the Beckhams, Im speechless about Posh, wtf? If you dont want to be there, don't fucking go you Chanel fucking useless whore. Grate of my fucking nerves. Money does not equal class or taste.

She She peritta's picture

Suri look's like demon spawn. She's going to be a hellion for sure. Isabella looks like she hates Katie.

Sandbitch's picture

Suri is giving me the spoiled brat little shit/s. Not that it's the kids fault... Anyhow, it's about time Suri had a sibling or two ain't it? Katie already got the stretch marks, she may as well get some use outta them.

Maybe Miss Suri has turned her off parenthood altogether.

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OMG OMG OH MY GAWD!!! DO NOT stare at thumb #21! She is eating your soul!!!!!

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Manimal5's picture

Well at least Suri,the baby-bot, is wearing a coat though not giving up the blankie yet.
In the third to last thumbnail Suri is saying "I can't wait til I'm old enough to blow this pop stand"

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Bda's picture

Why the fuck do they treat Suri like she is gold? That child is like 3 years old let her walk you fucking freaks.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Holy shit, Tommalina, give the child-slaves and Mrs. Stepford a rest. No one wants to see your midwesternized Nazi flick. Springtime for Hitler's been DONE, forfucksake.

kdracofan's picture

1 - Where do Connor and Isabella live?
2 - KT looks like a homeless person if it wasn't for that lovely jacket
3 - The Beck's family look like they don't want to be there
4 - So it true that Katie and Posh don't speak ha?
5 - Suri looks adorable when she is laughing
6 - This pictures are an effing joke.

Morbidosity's picture

Tommy Girl loves him some paps since that is the only publicity he is getting these days..and poor Katie. What is with the sunglasses?? Is she hiding her eyes for a reason? Is she sick? She is looking a bit jaundiced (to me).

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Chirio's picture

Mel-tang U are completely reading my thoughts. I really hope Suri becomes a rebel on their asses. wahaha. can't wait for that!!

Coma Caca!!

Bda's picture

They are all so gross. They couldn't find somewhere to go where paps won't be? They deliberately go looking for attention. And just like Nicole Tom obviously loves his "own daughter" Suri more than the adopted ones.

sabrina's picture

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I love that "You suck at life" face Isabella is giving Katie.

Tom and Katie look so fake in all these pictures I am disgusted.

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Mel-Tang's picture

chirio, I love the 13th pic, too. Isabella is like "I quit this bitch." And Katie is looking at Suri laying on Tom thinking "Aww, that's so sweet she's finally bonding with her stepdad." lol

Rich and famous people suck.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Fucking assballs cock shit son of a smegma sandwich. I would really encourage today to go fuck itself.

But I heart all of you.

Mel-Tang's picture

OMG, thumbnail 21 is so telling! Suri has seen things. You can tell. She's going to be trouble for Tom and Kate and their little cult when she gets older. :)

Rich and famous people suck.

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Chirio's picture

wahahaha..on the 13th pic Isabella looks at Katebot as "wtf are u real" kinda look. Poor baby Suri...she needs a break from all this circus show Tomkat put on.We know your sufferin Suri by looking at your eyes. Keep strong. Poor lil robot baby. :(

Coma Caca!!

KidL's picture

Man! Kool-Aid Katie looks really old and downright fug in these photos!

About time they got a coat and blanket on that child! Next they need a hat on her head. That will probably take another three years for them to learn.

Creepella's picture

I wonder how much Katie sold her soul for? She actually reminds me of Mia Farrow's character in "Rosemary's Baby" when she starts looking pale and sickly.

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Niko's picture

@sock-monkey: Yeah she looks as if she is about to swallow some xenu sperm. Great.
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NitWitty's picture

drive by..Aww, look. Tommy's sporting his signature "Kling-on death grip" on Katiebot's hand again. He's soo protective, isn't he? *gags*
Oh, and Posh is a cow..in the vernacular. Literally, she's just a self-absorbed, label-wearing clothes whore, anorexic, no-talent, skank. And yes, it does make me feel better when I say that.
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Trina's picture

I don't remember the adopted kids ever being in the spotlight like Suri. I didn't even know what they looked like.

They are so creepy. Not the kids...Tom & Kate

Paquita's picture

I am sure you all talked about this already. But did you guys see CARROT TOP con Regis and Kelly!??!!?

I couldn't stop thinking of MK and if he was watching it too.

Let me tell you it was painful to watch.

"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Hekki's picture

It looks like Katie borrowed her hat from the homeless guy who sits outside Starbucks harassing people.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Last Thumbnail. Fuck! Looks like Katie has an ugly ear growing out of her head, not to mention the pursed lips & expression on her face. Fug. I love it!!

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cowboyinsweden's picture

Seriously now, isn't this child abuse?

Tom is so fucked in the head i can't stand it, somebody needs to rip him a new one about whoring out this little girl.

christine the hoff's picture

Yes, in England, Cow is a nasty, bitter, bitchy boring woman, not a fatty.

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greenfinch's picture

i believe that they are not referring to her as a cow meaning fat. more like a cow meaning bitch...

romeo is looking alot like that kid from big daddy lol

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 1:57pm.

Truly, Isabella's saying
"I'm so fucking over you it's not funny."

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Where is that MK? "GOING COLD TURKEY HERE, NEEDS NEW POSTS PRONTO"

Sock-Monkey's picture

That first thumbnail...Fuck! How many paps did they call before they all stepped out?? Attention whores!!

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madam s.'s picture

In the 13th thumbnail, Isabella is looking at Katie with unadulterated disgust. It's great.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 1:19pm.
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Dang, Suri's got some luxurious-ass hair...I like the color, but you can keep the cut.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Bossy's picture

Um, the "other" children seem to be irrelevant, no?

And those of you who enjoy calling Posh a "cow"...what's the deal? She's clearly not fat. Feeling bad about yourselves and taking it out on a celebrity who can't fire back on a blog?

andmydayisrad's picture

Why are they always carrying that kid? They never have her in a stroller, and you hardly ever see her walking.

MissKnownUnknown's picture

Suri has her coat on! Damn, was about time.
I can see Tom really loves his baby girl, and I know why...she's the one that keeps them relevant.
Without her they are nothing!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 12:18pm.
I know how to see to a sheep.

Is this one of those cute Aussie expressions for drinking yerself blind, like the myth about Eskimos having 50 words for snow?

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Tom Cruise seems like a happy person to me. I like that he and Katie seem close to Conner and Isabella. Some people love to hate on the guy but I personally don't give a fuck if he believes in aliens. I like to see a happy family and his family does look happy to me.

Posh, on the other hand, constantly has a miserable look on her pig face. If she actually smiled her pig nose wouldn't take center stage in her pics. I wonder if she smiles when she fucks Becks? Maybe if she didn't starve herself she wouldn't be so miserable?

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Ha. See? Not all turkeys are killed on Thanksgiving. Those photos show a whole flock of them roaming the streets of NYC.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:59am.

Wow. Really sad story but, the comments...really? Are the people really that stupid? Don't answer that.

O/T: Suri is really adorable.

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Snarkley's picture

I wonder if during Thanksgiving, Tom decorates his house with volcanic rock and speaks about having his thetans removed?

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:59am.

That's some messed up shit.
I hope there was surveillance tape. Everybody that stepped on or over that poor fuck should be arrested for manslaughter.
I blame the store for these stunts too.

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speakit's picture

OnTopic: who gives a shit

OffTopic: Hope you all had a fantabulous Thanksgiving!

DUCK!! It's a driveby! xoxox

Niko's picture

What a bunch of oxygen wasters. Is Becks dying his hair now? Posh is a miserable cow. Cruise's act is embarassing. I wish these carriages had gone straight to outer space.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 12:04pm.
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Not a stereotype at all. I know how to see to a sheep. Could do it my sleep.

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soul's picture

Becks is about to walk off that dog and pony show. fakey fakers.

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Barleytinis? LOL