Friday, November 28th 2008
Jodie Marsh Cares About Little People
England's most precious rose and the newest member of the Fauxmosexual Club was terrorizing the streets of London the other night with her skunky girlfriend Nina. Jodie stopped to infect a wee little orange man on the street. Actually, maybe Jodie didn't run into him on the street. Maybe he fell out of her cooze. He does have a look on his face like he's just seen death.
And Jodie was wearing pants earlier in the night, but like all things that get too close to her war zone snatch, they quit that bitch. Even the crabs don't come around much anymore!
Wenn
still prefer her to bit bit
Those gal's are a little too 'uptown' for my taste. I'll stick with samro and lilo--the salt of the earth. ;)
His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ..., maybe you also have the chance to date with a rich beauty there. Come on.
Poor little orange man. What did he do to deserve being groped by that?
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
You slay me MK !
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth ~ Oscar Wilde
Oh Lie-Lo, I love the Pat Butcher avie!
Jodie Marsh is as lesbionic as Anne Heche is! It's just one more trick in her bag of publicity stunts to get attention.
She has NO claim to fame except as a stupid slut who wants to be known for her body and "sexy" lifestyle. Sort of a bargain basement Paris Hilton + Phoebe Price.
Remind me: what's this ho's claim to fame?
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:03pm.
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Yah, Ping Ping needs to be HSOD around here. Was he grouchy on R&K? I saw a documentary where he was quite the little prick, so to speak. Just mean and cranky, after 19 years of listening to his family tell him how much money he's going to bring them.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Is this Jodie Marsh's Sunday church outfit?
Usually her tits are hanging out of control.
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I'm just here for the beer.
this is a great news for the small ones;)
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I like her,I actually think she is hot,but I like skanky girl's like this.
I remember when she did a appearance and photo shoot with out make-up and and her hairpieces for charity and she was a normal looking girl.She also seemed real nice in the interview.I like her better all done up though.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Why in the hell would she wear those fucking pants. They aren't 'unique' or trendy. They are ass up balls out ugly as sin. Jesus Christ. I'm really mad about this.
I just realized that even the kitten in the Blind Item Post in the story below this one is holding his nose...it's that bad.
Interestingly, the wee man is only a slightly brighter shade of orange than Jodie.
"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
At first I thought that was the midget from China who was on Regis & Kelly today, the guiness book guy, he's a trip.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:46am.
And the first thought I had when I saw the oompa loompa was, "David Schwimmer has a mini-me".
Lol. Me, too!!!
I like her gf's mohawk with the leopard print sides. When I did hair in the 80s ( yes, I am OLD ) I dyed a lot of animal prints over my clients shaves. Ah, Good times.
if they want to be taken seriously, dwarfs should not do orange-face
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I thought she was huffing using a fucking soda can. And Mr. Sunkist looks a bit perturbed.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
this skank has to bend down just a wee bit more to get her mouth on his crotch...i assume that's what's she's aiming for...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Looking at that little man makes me want a glass of Tang.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:37am.
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Yes my ahh colleagues are still laughing. Actually the woman whom I thought was a teenage boy is 37 years old. She's lovin' it. Her partner - not so much.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:40am.
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You find? I'd say that wearing plaid is rather intrepid..
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:36am.
It's dangerous to be over-intrepid.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:34am.
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Aww that's sweet..but are they watching when I'm gettin' jiggy??
(Thinking of Andie McDowell in *Sex, Lies & Videotape* telling the camera that she couldn't masturbate because she worried her dead granddad might be watching. oy!)
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Joe, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while! Even worse, when I 1st read it, I thought the client had switched teams & become a cougar. It took several minutes for me to understand what actually happened. I think maybe I should go back to bed ...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:34am
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Lucky they have a great sense of humour. When I went back into the conference room to talk to them, I wore a sticker on my blouse that read "Bonehead of the Day". They laughed.
*wince*
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:30am.
God loves a tryer.
And angels watch over...
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
ouch joe!
that is quite the "oops!"
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Love is not so bad they say
But you never know where love is gonna go
Does anybody really know?
-Living Colour "Love Rears It's Ugly Head"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:26am.
I just asked a gay female client if the person with her was her son. It's her partner.
Just shoot me now.
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*Wincing and handing Joe a bottle of worcestershire sauce to season the foot in her mouth*
**hugs**
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:27am.
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God loves a tryer.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
I love orange face.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:26am.
I just asked a gay female client if the person with her was her son. It's her partner.
hahahahaha. Tryin' to get jiggy again?
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
I just asked a gay female client if the person with her was her son. It's her partner.
Just shoot me now.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Holy shit is the GF's head tattooed or is that makeup?! I just don't get the whole punk/butch thing. Her girlfriend actually has a pretty face. I don't understand why people like to shit themselves up like that. Being a girl is way too much fun. Oh well, potato potahto.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I don't like the way that Jodie is *sitting* (= getting her jollies) on that little orange man's foot in the 5th thumbnail. Look at his face - he doesn't think much of it either.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
He has the look of death because he's nose level with whatever has been festering inside those nylon tights.
tree trunk thighs
orange skin
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
Submitted by Lie-Lo on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:55am.
Jodie should have hooked up with that goat who was in the orgy she wrote about.
P.S. Love Pat Butcher!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I was about to judge her ("hideous"), then I read her tattoo: "Only God can judge me." I'll reconsider.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Dunno who she is, but she could use a good scrubbing.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I can't believe anyone, let alone a half-blind starving cat, would want to slurp down any of that skankpot's clam chowder.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
She makes Katie Price seem classy.
And the first thought I had when I saw the oompa loompa was, "David Schwimmer has a mini-me".
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Who are the people in your neighbourhood?
Does she bathe in oil or what?
Gross skanky bitch.
She is so utterly utterly pathetic and desperate. It's so sad how she's clearly embarked on this ridiculous 'relationship' because of LiLo and SamRo, but has missed the main thing that is intriguing about their relationship, they've got a bit of class and mystery about them. They don't stand around in doorways pissed out of their heads and snogging for the paps.
The cops should turn a hose on her.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!