Friday, November 28th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kellyn Plasschaert from Disney's Mousercise - This was the shit when I was a little kid! Only rich people had the Disney Channel when I was a young ho, so I used to go to my friends house and watch as they all Mousercised. I didn't do that shit, but I was mesmerized by Kellyn's hair. I wanted my hair to look like that fugness. Clip below:


For Kelsey

Posted by: Michael K


Andraya's picture

I used to watch her when I was little just to see how her headband always matched her outfit, bitch could dress nice

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

Jessyfix's picture

Oh man, the MEMORIES! I used to mousercise all the damn time. I thought it was way more efficient than mom's Jane Fonda crap.

"Some days are just wig days"

aldo's picture

its really creepy how michael k posts shit that i relate to all the fucking time.

My parents let my at the time 6 yr old sister name me after her. I blame my laziness on this.

BAHAHAHAH I mousercized everyday at like 5:30 in the god damn morning!! I completely forgot about that. My mom used to wake my brother and me up for it every day. Ahhh the sweet memories of childhood

SouthWestAtlantaGeorgia_has_SWAG's picture

Maaaaan, I used to watch this every morning before school. I think either Fraggle Rock or The Muppet Show came on right after. It was either this or Looney Tunes.

these are the good times. or should i say not really. but then i miss it.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

If you are teaching kids you should not have camel toe

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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yucko's picture

Her outfits always made me uncomfortable.

And, to The C Word--my immediate reaction to that ad was, "Whoa! That's fucked up."

JennyBoom's picture

Get In Shape Girl!?!? My sister and I got that at a company christmas paryt. Mine had the water-filled 1lb dumbells. I think she had a baton..

But i do remember this from when i had Morning Kindergarten..

JennyBoom's picture

Get In Shape Girl!?!? My sister and I got that at a company christmas paryt. Mine had the water-filled 1lb dumbells. I think she had a baton..

But i do remember this from when i had Morning Kindergarten..

Creepella's picture

I loved this show and her voice was mesmerizing.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I remember this show! Used to watch it alll the time. OMGz! Memories.
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Youri's picture

I bet that was Michael Jackson's favourite program....Kids in leotards. I bet he was in heaven everytime he watched.

Cholita83's picture

I think this came on in the wee hours of the morning and I would catch it while getting ready for pre-school or Kindergarten. That shit was hot.

I mousercised. I seem to recall it was on really early in the morning. We had one of those huge satellite dishes. We could probably send messages to the space station with it now.

Not only did I mousercise, though, but I used to get Get in Shape Girl. It was these different exercise kits that would come with things like ankle weights and dumbells that weighed next to nothing.

iHeartHaters's picture

How come there are no fat kids up in there? PREJUDICE!!!!! ;)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Pernicious's picture

How inappropriate to have Michael Jackson singing during the warm up. But I guess nobody knew back then.

I could never understand why the kids knew all the moves straight away - yeah, I was a stupid child.

my best friend is named after this chick. i was shocked when i saw she was hs of the day haha =)

That's one real hot slut!

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The C word's picture

Submitted by kacky on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:15am.
I fell for that! I actually tried to work out to the 20-minute workout a couple of times before I understood what it was really for. Stupid loser men, My workout is not for your entertainment!
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LOL, me too!

That's when I realized why all the guys called it "20 Minute Hard-on". :D

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:27am.
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I fell for that! I actually tried to work out to the 20-minute workout a couple of times before I understood what it was really for. Stupid loser men, My workout is not for your entertainment!

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Leona's picture

Now that is some serious David Hasselhoff hair.
he rocks it better though, gots to admit.

You betta work!

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Raniya's picture

Lmao...I had that nasty haircut in my teenager years....but I didn't have the Disney channel...I didn't have cable in Colombia until the 90's..

The C word's picture

Oh my.....and I thought "20 Minute Workout" was bad but at least it featured adult women.

Sign o' the times though...here's an ad from that time period which is even worse (SFW):
http://www.stuckinthe70s.com/images/tb0476babysoft.jpg

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Oh dear, that's pedophile heaven.

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jammer's picture

HA HA HA. yes, though I wasn't rich, I had Disney back in my youth and remember this. I think this came on inbetween Dumbo's Circus and Kids Incorporated?
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Nanners's picture

The other day I saw a treadmill for kids. This video is just as wrong.

It was the 80s so these children should have been outside! Parents weren't on pedo-alert then.

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GoogleMeYouDumbFuck's picture

I never liked this one although I recognize it so well. Turns out I was lazy even all the way back then.