What I Missed.....
I am still crying a river of tears for missing "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion show last night, but thankfully my best girlfriend, Grey Goose, has been there to dry my tears. And thankfully, a bunch of you sent me recaps of that shit, so it felt like I was right there, sitting right on top of Kim's Cancer wig. Oh wait, I mean her NOT-Cancer wig.
Jezebel has a clip of what looks like was the hottest part of that reunion shit. Kim starts crying invisible tears because everyone is hating on her dead donkey ass wig. Andy, the host, straight up asks her if she has cancer and she nods yes. Cut to like a few beats later when he asks her again and she says she doesn't have it. This bitch sucks at everything. She even sucks at lying! I know what disease she has, it's called YOUSADUMBLIAR-itis. And her hair didn't fall out, it got up and ran away, because it was sick of her fuckery. If her wig wasn't superglued on, it would've quit that bitch too. Shit, I'm surprised it didn't pry the glue off of itself and hit the road because of NeNe's death stares. I swear, NeNe's eyes could melt plastic and that's why Kim should fucking be afraid. I also love that Kim fucking waited at Chili's for her test results.
They should really change the name of this shit to "The Real Housewives (Plus A Delusional Bitch) Of Atlanta." Kim is not a housewife and she sure isn't real.
And now I must go cry some more into Grey Goose's lap. She really knows how to make everything better again.
Click here to watch the clip of Kim being a dumb ass lying whore.
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Kim is a big wigheaded liar! You should NEVER lie about having cancer. Heaven help her if she or anyone in her family is ever diagnosed with any type. The focking nerve, it's so below low.
Back to the wig - how can she look in the mirror and think, yeah looks fab?
She belongs w/ fakeass Sher-he. What was up w/ her clip-on ponytail?
They deserve each other.
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She's flat and that's that!
That Reunion was gold. I love it when NeNe says
she thought she wore it for "style."
Hahahahaha....Stylin'!
And then the inert lump that is/was lockjaw Deshawn...cricket, cricket.
Hilarious.
Unbelievable.
I love that I get the news of "Real Housewives.." here at dlisted. Much better than having to watch it.
I think anybody who lies about having cancer is a piece of shit who is taunting karma to come around in the form of oh, say...cancer!
We have a crazy neighbor who told everybody she had cancer. When I asked where, she pointed to her abdomen and said, "Women's stuff".
Meanwhile, she wasn't going for treatment unless they were giving chemotherapy in the back of the liquor store at 11am. Then, she miraculously went into remission! Praise Jesus!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:49pm.
elaborate please?
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I liked it when Kim backed tracked and said "Of course I don't think NeNe is a low budget ho. I was just angry." Honey if you were angry enough to say it then you at least thought it at some point.
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MK...you need to make a Grey Goose Rootbeer Float.
Hell yeah I saw it ... Never mind Vicky, her direct competition Tamra does not look happy at all and Gretchen is all I love Tamra ..lol cant wait for those two hos to go at it
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:38pm.
They Suck =T
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I'm sorry. It seems like there are so many delusional whores lately, it's hard to keep up.
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:35pm.
I don't see how Kim is going to come back for another season. Without Big Papa's money, how is she going to stay in Dior?
On another note, did anyone see the first show of the new season of Real Housewives of OC last night? That new ho Gretchen is going to be trouble. Vicki doesn't like her ass one bit. And they kicked off that big-titted bitch, Quinn. Why???
I'm sure there's at least one blind rich guy in Atlanta for Kim to land.
Also, there's some blog that's blowing up in the comments section about Gretchen. Apparently she was dating her sugar daddy during most of her previous marriage, it's major dramazzzz.
http://absurdtosublime.blogspot.com/2008/10/gretchen-rossi-newest-orange...
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:35pm.
holiday travel times and such...
♪♫ make new friends but keep the old
one is silver and the other gold ♪♫
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Quinn didn't fit in.She looked cheap in person and in her love life. I didn't like her. I don't watch OC that much but Im glad she's gone. Did anyone catch the inerview on People.com with Vicki and NeNe? NeNe wasn't lying when she said she bonded with Vicki. That was cute.
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Delusional to the fucking max....I can't believe this bitch thinks that some right ass shit to say. Someone (perferably a woman)needs to punch this bitch dead in the face so we can see the body go back the wig go forward. That's the only remedy a court would be able to find.
The judge Nene standing up pointing with the javel at her...."No. Punch that bitch dead in the face! You better take your wig wearing, gold digger ass out my court. Before I get out this bench and beat you down"
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Seriously, Kim and her Barbie weave were the best part of the reunion.
I love how he asked her like, 3 times, if she had cancer and she kept saying things like, "No, thank god", IS THAT A NO I HEARD!? I find it offensive that she would trivialize something as serious as cancer just to make excuses for wearing a bad hair piece.
I saw that horrible plaid and black sequin mini she wore to Sheree's party, the woman has no class. She probably walked around with that wig on her head thinking she looked fly until she was on national television and everyone made fun of her.
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She must give killer blowjobs.
(How else did she get Big Papa?)
P.S. I've never even seen this show, btw.!
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It was awesome, the other whore even told her she'd flip her over the couch, she says yes for Cancer cut to a few words later to say NO it was a false result. Crazy fucking whore. It was pricelss and NeNe's daggers are rockin.
Wheres everyone at bitches???!!!
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I don't see how Kim is going to come back for another season. Without Big Papa's money, how is she going to stay in Dior?
On another note, did anyone see the first show of the new season of Real Housewives of OC last night? That new ho Gretchen is going to be trouble. Vicki doesn't like her ass one bit. And they kicked off that big-titted bitch, Quinn. Why???
omg I cant believe i missed the show
redefining freaks, this one!
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You do not EVER play the cancer card. EVER. What a bitch.
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She freakin' lied about having cancer?! I know nothing about this woman or this show, but that is scumbag behavior, right there.
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Her wig is so... shiny.. I mean if I needed to wear a wig at least I will pick a more natural shade. I kind of feel sorry for her she is so fucking delusional I am almost convinced she has a medical condition - not cancer of course but Delusional disorder. My cousin who I love is the same way it is kind of sad.. Funny as hell but sad.
AAAAAAAh I dont have time ti watch this show at home hopefully they show it during the weekend! ... wait so dhe said she had cancer? wtf?
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Damn ..she's off the hook!! Please god let there be a season 2 of this mess in the works !!!!
What a lame bitch!! And I love the look on NeNe's face. She wasn't having any of it. HAHAHAHA!
MK that and the part with Lisa was the best parts and also the part where Nene was gonna beat Kim's ass and Lisa sat on her. I know you have Tivo so it's all good. Besides, Bravo will milk the reunion for another week or so.
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