What I Missed.....
I am still crying a river of tears for missing "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion show last night, but thankfully my best girlfriend, Grey Goose, has been there to dry my tears. And thankfully, a bunch of you sent me recaps of that shit, so it felt like I was right there, sitting right on top of Kim's Cancer wig. Oh wait, I mean her NOT-Cancer wig.
Jezebel has a clip of what looks like was the hottest part of that reunion shit. Kim starts crying invisible tears because everyone is hating on her dead donkey ass wig. Andy, the host, straight up asks her if she has cancer and she nods yes. Cut to like a few beats later when he asks her again and she says she doesn't have it. This bitch sucks at everything. She even sucks at lying! I know what disease she has, it's called YOUSADUMBLIAR-itis. And her hair didn't fall out, it got up and ran away, because it was sick of her fuckery. If her wig wasn't superglued on, it would've quit that bitch too. Shit, I'm surprised it didn't pry the glue off of itself and hit the road because of NeNe's death stares. I swear, NeNe's eyes could melt plastic and that's why Kim should fucking be afraid. I also love that Kim fucking waited at Chili's for her test results.
They should really change the name of this shit to "The Real Housewives (Plus A Delusional Bitch) Of Atlanta." Kim is not a housewife and she sure isn't real.
And now I must go cry some more into Grey Goose's lap. She really knows how to make everything better again.
Click here to watch the clip of Kim being a dumb ass lying whore.
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oh i missed it too!!!
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Submitted by Balenciaga B*tch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:43pm.
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chillax, sweat pea. i couldn't play it either, so i found this:
http://videogum.com/archives/reality-tv/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-6...
scroll down a bit til you see the big youtube-like arrow
How about the possibility that Kim never was sick in the first place, and is coming up with a sorry-ass lie because her hair is shit from over dying, frying, and electrifying, and she wears wigs to cover it?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i CANT GET THE FUCKING CLIP TO RUN!! Sorry...I Tivo'd this fuckery last night and my Tivo failed me. Im so pissed. Is it any where else, my horz?
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That bitch crazy...
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OMG, she should have just said "I am suffering from a condition that causes severe hair thinning and it's devastating to me... blah blah blah." Classier, yet we could still talk about her and her mystery illness.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:29pm.
Hellllloooooo, it's called syphilis.
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Hellllloooooo, it's called bad jizz at her bukkake party.
by the by...I enjoy the back & forth you & TITS have with Little Socky. Funny stuff. *wink*
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:51pm.
So, do we think MK is getting shit faced on Grey Goose or is he helping to bake the pies?
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Grey Goose pies, perhaps? Flambe.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Hellllloooooo, it's called syphilis.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
She has a STD ,some of them make you loose hair.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I just watched that clip again and look at the way Andy tilts his head like, "What did you say bitch?" when Kim first says she didn't actually have cancer. It's just about halfway through the clip.
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remember when I longdicked you and broke the ovary
WHat a stupid dumbass. I have no respect for a liar, regardless of how she paints herself as a "victim". F*ck her and her lying ass; no one wants to deal with someone who says they have cancer, then they don't have cancer. Lying bitch...
"She's hitting notes and saying shit only dogs can hear."
....PS I know this because I couldn't hear half of what she was saying during that part, but my German Shepherd was pissed!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Gross! The trash box trashy hooka was just on Bonnie Hunt. They both wasted the entire interview acting cutesy. New stuff: Trashy's last name is pronounced Zole-chak. Her supposed record label is WEJ. She wore Louboutin shoes with spikes on them.
The horrible hair and thick makeup were still the same.
Ha ha what about Sheree's expression about the whole cancer scenario....lol lol....such bitches.
I totally forgot about this show. I am sure that it will come on again this weekend. I have to see it!
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
..I was thinking that maybe she has HEP ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZ...DUMB ass girl.
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So, do we think MK is getting shit faced on Grey Goose or is he helping to bake the pies?
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Right, we need Kim to move to 'The Hills'. Now. She can be Twit and Twat's live-in-liar!
I was thinking the same thing too; she may have alopecia. Odds are she wouldn't admit to that.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all you Dlisters. I have to work tomorrow so I may just come on here and be all by myself. At least I can get online at work tomorrow but there probably wont be anything to do or see.
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Alopecia or however the hell you call it when you hair falls out would have been a good excuse. I've known a few people with cancer and the only time their hair fell out was during chemo. Dumb bitch
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OK Whores I am out.. I will be thiking of you tomorrow while I stuff my face and pretend to look interested in the re-runs of family stories.
Happy Thanksgiving..!
I'm confused, why are these shows called reality again...?
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"I'm just happy to be here" is when you tired ass story just broke down in the middle of the Bravo superhighway.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
You know had to watch that shit again....AFter a bit of a pissed off break.
Bitch was searching....She went with it and then pulled back because her fake as brain jump started and she realized that they might look into it.
For the first couple minutes though....She's hitting notes and saying shit only dogs can hear.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:49pm.
MK...you need to make a Grey Goose Rootbeer Float
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Now that sounds delish!
OT: I hate these kind of 'reality' shows, I'd rather watch ice melt. Sorry MK, I still love you anyways, despite your liking trashy tv! :))
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kim never revealed what her "disease" was...my guess is herp or hep...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Close your legs to married men..- ha ha ha.. that was so funny!
And didn't her hair look like this in the 'Are You Hot' clip that MK posted recently? Wasn't that several years ago? More than 3?
Not Hot Twat.
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She's flat and that's that!
Cry me a fuckin river! If I could have gone thru the damn tv and choked that whore, I would have. I love NeNe......she tells it like it is. Did anyone notice how quiet Sheree was? Someone needs to reach up in there and check to make sure that really is a woman as, I am not convinced! DeShawn doesn't belong with this group at all. She is to kind.
@ Candy.. ha ha that's right I forgot about it.. He by Sheree... She looked so stupid having that "showing" with Nothing to show...
@Farrah.. Amen to that..
Submitted by dead-actress on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:07pm.
Amen! Who the fuck says "My hair was my signature?" Especially someone who's hair was so bad?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Like MK once said its more like He for Sheree
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Sheree is self made? Uh, no, it's called the divorce settlement.
Years ago, I knew of a woman who faked having cancer, so some guy would hand over lots of money so she could spend it lavishly on herself. Well, you guessed it; she's dead......from cancer.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:14pm
damn, your avvie (Chimultrufia) has a better wig than this bitch.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Kim's disase was/is to think that she looks important, hot, sexy and powerful with that wig.
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She is in for some major karmic payback.I wouldn't go near that ho for awhile.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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oH and don't get me started on that other delusional She by Sheree whore... self made my ass..
So, what I want to know is, what 'disease' did Kim have? It must have been minor or very embarrasing, being she would not say.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Hey, Kim! I've seen better fake hair on mannequins at the Goodwill. You lying bitch.
Her hair was her signature? Fucking bitch. Please. Her lying ass is her signature! She needs to be bitch slapped repeatedly. Line forms behind me.
IF there is any justice in the Universe, Kim will catch cancer from her plastic hair. Lying whore.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
*packing furiously to Atlanta*
i'm on my way to steal that Sally's clearance piece of plastic she's wearing and beat the shit out of her. Stupid ho, she has no idea what she's fucking with. I run *gasp and smoke* for the cure every year, in honor of my mom and cousin beating that shit, next year i'll use that bitch as a donkey. Giddy up, bald head!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Sheree was sitting there looking like a demon-goat with that long face and the curled up horse tail she had on. Seven figures my ass.
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Oh I hope Michael K tivo'd this, because it was fabulous. I LOVE Lisa's face when Kim says that she didn't have cancer, Lisa was OVER it, lol! And I LOVED when NeNe was calling Kim a hooker, AND then when Dwight comes out with the long hair! It was amazing and I can't wait until we get a full Michael K review!
She sure is tempting fatewith all those cancer sticks she sucks on. I thought what she said was vile as well. I was pissed that no one called her on it right then and there. Lisa did but not in the way it should've been done IMO
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Andy was feeding the fire, he has a diabolical laugh..
Lisa was right, Kim IS a habitual LIAR.
Sheree was so sweet, NeNe always right, and DeShawn the smartest. :)
Dwight was stunning!!!