What I Missed.....

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:09pm.

greta was the original chola.
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and she only "vanted" to be ALOOOOOOONNNEEE.

what would Joan Crawford be? the original un-chola?

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:12pm.

You "health nuts" kill me.

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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:08pm.

Add bacon and I call that "Breakfast".

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Submitted by Karen_Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:06pm.
Sorry about that peeps.
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Zoomay said you should try some herbal tea.

so you're coming to Mrs K's Latke Party now??

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

i am askeered of your avvie...
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it's greta garbo as a sexie white tiger.

greta was the original chola.

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Oh no you din't!!

Submitted by Karen_Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:06pm.
I've tried all the herbal stuff, but frankly the only thing that helps me is cigarettes, vodka and a half dozen morphine patches.

Around here, we call that a "school night."

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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Sorry about that peeps.

I'm having a hell of time with menopause. Don't know why they use 'pause', it doesn't seem to let up.

I've tried all the herbal stuff, but frankly the only thing that helps me is cigarettes, vodka and a half dozen morphine patches.

Word to the wise - do NOT put one of those babies on your hoo ha!

Never post on morphine, I feel like SUCH a nebbish.

*Slaps hand*

Maybe she misunderstood, she IS a cancer.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:55pm.
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Is that why Kim was crying? Because she supported hilary clinton?
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oooohhhh, now i see! i had no idea what happened!

i am askeered of your avvie...

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:35pm.

Well, neither now, but used to be both.
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They do seem to go together. Although I am NOT a lister.

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Oh no you din't!!

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:32pm.

Well, neither now, but used to be both.

A Thanksgiving Prayer, but William S. Burroughs

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4212204341571541144

Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:08pm.

I was really hoping Nene (isn't that the name of an endangered Hawaiian goose?)
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yes!

birder or crossword freak?

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Oh no you din't!!

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:55pm.

MWAH. LOL.

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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008

@Tiger flower

Garbo. The original chola.

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Oh no you din't!!

"Andy, the host, straight up asks her..."

MK, I think you realize there's not much straight about Andy.

A Thanksgiving Prayer, but William S. Burroughs

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4212204341571541144

Submitted by twistedout on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:10pm.

I'm impressed by both your detailed knowledge of the Chili's menu and of the symptoms of syphilis.

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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008

I think that dumb bitch Kim has syphilis. If you search weight loss and hair loss in women on webmd, the main reason is syphilis. That whores vagina is a rotten wasteland and all she can do is go to chili's and drink twofers and eat southwest eggrolls. Maybe her syphilis is the reason her face looks like it was smashed with a mack truck...just a thought.

I was really hoping Nene (isn't that the name of an endangered Hawaiian goose?) was going to snatch Kim's wig off her head, Flavor of Love Reunion-style.

A Thanksgiving Prayer, but William S. Burroughs

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4212204341571541144

I am so sorry that you missed the show Michael. I personally was a tad disappointed, I was hoping that NeNe would have kicked more ass. i will buy you Kim's sexy country album for Christmas, i bet it is awesome! I do not buy the whole cancer/wig story. That slut is o desperate for attention, she would have worked it into her BOOORRRINGGG story. What about the new series of the old sluts of Orange County? did you catch that one? Happy Thanksgiving Michael, you make my day!

Hey PSL!

Yeah, I don't have one single care about these hos.

However, I am watching Rosie on her new variety show, and she's SINGING! god save us all!

Happy Turkey Day Dlisters!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:43pm.

In this whore's defense, if yo' ass put somethin' that craptastic on yo' head, cancer is the ONLY forgivable explantation...Oh, and being a broke ass bald bitch too, po'dom an excuse for just about anything, unless yo' ass ain't never been po' before...but this ho ain't po'
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So there really is no excuse for Britney.
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Aw, HELL 2 THE NAW....Bitch's insanity defense did not convince a DListed jury...They is, was, and never will be an excuse for Shitney's busted weave, and this Kim bitch goes down with that ho....DListed BUSTED WEAVE hell is what these ho's is sentenced to for life...I do not care if they FINALLY get a clue and buy hair that make angels weep virgin tears, they past sins is UNFORGIVABLE!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

it seems she has a lot of fans at """"""""""sugarbabymeet. co m """"""""She went with it and then pulled back because her fake as brain jump started and she realized that they might look into it.
For the first couple minutes though....She's hitting notes and saying shit only dogs can hear.

hey Hysteria!

I know nothing abiut them either, nor do I care to. I wish the posting would stop.

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I know nothing about these sluts and care even less.

Happy Turkey Day Dlisters!

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StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:32pm.
Fast forward till 1:00 he's rambling till then.

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I always assumed Sandra Rose was a she.
And then I clicked on your link. How dreadful.

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She's flat and that's that!

@TITS!

Yes! NeNe got sent to anger management and we have yet to uncover the video leading up to it!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Ok....Maybe if I go lay down I'll be all caught up n the morning. That way I can understand why the hell you're bringing up Hilary on a trashy reality show thread.

TTFN

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:01pm.

Eyeroll, Candy and Tits--

So, we should all live in a time-warp? Must be nice to be so out of touch... 3 weeks ago?? Catch UP!!

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With what? What did I miss? Did something happen to Nene?

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House, get out of my frontal lobe!

Eyeroll, Candy and Tits--

So, we should all live in a time-warp? Must be nice to be so out of touch... 3 weeks ago?? Catch UP!!

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:41pm.

What you missed was much bigger than this-- Hil should have been our Pres. We are so screwed, I am covering my head as we speak. Those of you who claim to be feminists should be ASHAMED of yourselves. The Historic President we should have elected was a FEMALE, not a poser who has set us all at odds. God bless us all, and relieve us of our sins.
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Is that why Kim was crying? Because she supported hilary clinton?

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House, get out of my frontal lobe!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:43pm.

In this whore's defense, if yo' ass put somethin' that craptastic on yo' head, cancer is the ONLY forgivable explantation...Oh, and being a broke ass bald bitch too, po'dom an excuse for just about anything, unless yo' ass ain't never been po' before...but this ho ain't po'
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So there really is no excuse for Britney.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com

Ok Karen whatever you say although this would've been a much more interesting topic 3 weeks ago.
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In this whore's defense, if yo' ass put somethin' that craptastic on yo' head, cancer is the ONLY forgivable explantation...Oh, and being a broke ass bald bitch too, po'dom an excuse for just about anything, unless yo' ass ain't never been po' before...but this ho ain't po', so she had to either plead insanity or cancer....cuz pleading 'tacky ass ho' ain't gonna get yo' ass any sympathy. Trust. I tried it...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:41pm.

woot woot crazy lady in da house

What you missed was much bigger than this-- Hil should have been our Pres. We are so screwed, I am covering my head as we speak. Those of you who claim to be feminists should be ASHAMED of yourselves. The Historic President we should have elected was a FEMALE, not a poser who has set us all at odds. God bless us all, and relieve us of our sins.

it's called YOUSADUMBLIAR-itis.
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Hey! I know someone with that! There's no cure!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com

I've never watched this craptacular show. And frankly I'd rather do nasty things to Pee Wee Herman than ever watch this show.

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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro

I havent seen it yet, my Tivo betrayed me, BUT...I read somwhere that Kim said all of the "hair" comments hurt her terribly.

Kim, you are a fat assed, droopy titted SLUT!

Youll be wearing Wranglers before long and not be able to pay to stuff your fat ass into those 360.00 True Religions that bust and groan at the fucking seams every time you stuff your nappy ass into them.

Im glad Big Poppa put your nasty ass out to pasture...

***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~

I saw bits and pieces of the show. I saw Kim say she has an album coming out in January. WTF? And I saw Dwight come out and tell everyone how fabulous they looked, except for Kim. He said something like "you need some work, honey". Not an exact quote but you get the idea.

I like when Lisa said there is no reason to be catty or call people names or threaten them, etc. Then the guys asks Kim, "how did you find out what NeNe said about you?" Kim says she found out from Lisa and THAT is when Lisa got all pissed and started freaking out. She was called out in front of NeNe and I think she got nervous and that is why she started calling Kim a liar.

End result, all of these women are pretty much useless.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

why don't you watch the episode at www.sidereel.com

Fast forward till 1:00 he's rambling till then.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Hello Mk, I may have a bff you make like!

Please click, laugh and be amused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVh4s8TJnB8&eurl=http://sandrarose.com/

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

I have a dear friend who has so far survived breast cancer, went through chemo, lost her hair, had to buy wigs because all her hair was gone, and now Kim, a fucking lying fake ass bitch, wants sympathy. Fuck you fuck you fuck you! I hope you fade into a memory in the very near future.

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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

Unsure medical diagnosis happens all the time but what caused her to lose her hair? That's all everyone was asking. All she had to say was none of your business. A lot of black and white females wear weave. Hers was just jacked up. She needs to pay Dwight a visit and he'll hook tha birds nest up properly. The only one that didn't have a weave last night was Andy and Lisa. No shame in that. NeNe's was a bob weave before anyone starts asking. It was a number 30 straight yaki or something real close.

To make things clear, Kim told Nene that it hurt her when she mentioned her tight wig onvthe show then started crying and stated she had cancer and NeNe knew it. NeNe then said she knew nothing of the sort. When Andy went on to ask her what happened with her cancer recovery, she then went on to say that she was waiting for a diagnosis for 60 days or some shit and it wasn't cancer. So Andy said, 'so you didn't have cancer?' This is after she already stated that she did and her reply was 'no I did not' He asked her about four or five times more and each time she said she didnt. This is after she came at NeNe for making fun of the wig ans stating that NeNe knew she had cancer. Lying ass, sympathy seeking jacked up two-faced whore.
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It was telling when Kim said, " I would NEVER wear a wig, I mean, who would CHOOSE that?", in so many words, to a group of women who almost all wear fake hair of some kind.
Then she wanted sympathy for an out and out lie?
Damn.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:04pm.
That is so sad, what your friend went through. I can't imagine the stress she must have been under. I'm glad she's ok.
I think Kim lied about the whole thing for sympathy, which really pisses me off. Especially when I think of all those that really suffer.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

on some real shit if she had cancer i take back all my catty comments clowning her ass. but if she ain't sick then that is some sad ass pathetic lie.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:59pm.

Interesting theory.
For some sick reason, I am drawn to learning about despicable people. Well, DUH, but I digress.
I'm sorry to say it, but this Kim fascinates me in her evil trashiness. Not in a good way, but in a taking a stick to turn over the roadkill for closer inspection kind of way.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

not to defend kim or anything, but a good friend of mine was in a horrible waiting period for about a month before she found out whether she had bre@st cancer or not. She even had a biopsy 3 mos before and then three months later they called her out of the blue and told her they missed something and that she might have cancer. They made her wait two weeks for the appointment and another two weeks for a diagnosis. Then they kept talking about "DCIS." After that one time that they called her, they quit using the word "cancer." We both still don't know if it was cancer or not, but they treated it like it was (because she had had a b@@b job less than a year before that). Since she already had had a lumpectomy, they put her on chemo. So ya, I think she had/has cancer. Really, we're not stupid people...I think DCIS is an indicator of possible future cancer. I don't know, I can't remember. BUT MY FRIEND WAS A WRECK FOR 6 months. She's still dealing with it. Her hair has thinned out a lot.

I feel a statement coming up saying that the producers told her to say that to get better ratings. Isn't that how dumbasses always handle it?

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