What I Missed.....
I am still crying a river of tears for missing "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion show last night, but thankfully my best girlfriend, Grey Goose, has been there to dry my tears. And thankfully, a bunch of you sent me recaps of that shit, so it felt like I was right there, sitting right on top of Kim's Cancer wig. Oh wait, I mean her NOT-Cancer wig.
Jezebel has a clip of what looks like was the hottest part of that reunion shit. Kim starts crying invisible tears because everyone is hating on her dead donkey ass wig. Andy, the host, straight up asks her if she has cancer and she nods yes. Cut to like a few beats later when he asks her again and she says she doesn't have it. This bitch sucks at everything. She even sucks at lying! I know what disease she has, it's called YOUSADUMBLIAR-itis. And her hair didn't fall out, it got up and ran away, because it was sick of her fuckery. If her wig wasn't superglued on, it would've quit that bitch too. Shit, I'm surprised it didn't pry the glue off of itself and hit the road because of NeNe's death stares. I swear, NeNe's eyes could melt plastic and that's why Kim should fucking be afraid. I also love that Kim fucking waited at Chili's for her test results.
They should really change the name of this shit to "The Real Housewives (Plus A Delusional Bitch) Of Atlanta." Kim is not a housewife and she sure isn't real.
And now I must go cry some more into Grey Goose's lap. She really knows how to make everything better again.
Click here to watch the clip of Kim being a dumb ass lying whore.
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Yeah,
I freaked out yesterday. Maybe it was that shit that happened in Mumbai that put me over the edge. Maybe it was drowning in a sea of bad economy news. (I wrote something to Deb last night under the Bobby Brown/Houston post, explains better).
I took my rage out on this site because perezhilton's response space couldn't fit my rant. It was an asshole move. I now realize that Dlisted actually cuts up celebrities.
Dlisted is pretty cool, and funny.
I should have hit up an actual fan site and not a place where people come to snark.
Sorry I fucked with your shit, everyone.
Peace.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:47pm.
I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
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And yet here you are, on the short bus. Pontificating, yes, but still on the short bus.
Wouldn't your time be better spent among your educated friends, who appreciate real culture?
I'm sure you have many, many friends with whom to bandy about terms like arcane and juxtaposition.
Why not log off our banal site and go back to mingling with the Illuminati?
By all means, you are excused. Au revoir.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:47pm.
The Emo Coffee House called. They want you back.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:18pm.
You're wrong.
I come here to unwind. I spend DAYS upon days studying for school and working along with other things that normal people do, I want a break once in a while to just say FUCK THIS SKANK BITCH here.
Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.
That is some funny shit right there. Who are you to say we are uneducated?
Excuse me, I need to check on my André Rieu downloads....
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Dick happens! - MK
I stand corrected.
And I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughs at this stuff.
But interestingly, you mention how life is boring and soul-sucking. While I don't agree, I don't disagree either.
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No. I said life CAN be those things.
Big difference.
I bike and read history to unwind. This is a place that makes me laugh, it's also a look into a lifestyle I would otherwise have no exposure to.
hehehe AND i get to learn lots of hip cool sayings to impress the young uns.
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Oh no you din't!!
TITS,
Finally. A valid, respectable response.
Glad you agree with at least some of my points.
And I get what you're saying about this site and others like it being a release valve.
But interestingly, you mention how life is boring and soul-sucking. While I don't agree, I don't disagree either.
Thing is, it's a matter of perception. We've been trained to believe that real life sucks balls. Sometimes it does.
All I'm saying is that there are other release valves out there to remedy life's way of getting shitty.
I'm not attacking the culture of entertainment, or even the culture of celebrity gossip. I'm just addressing certain people who live, breathe and sleep this shit.
They have a chance to unplug themselves (so to speak), to go out and actually learn something.
Mr Blonde, don't discount the value this site and others like it have as a release valve.
Real life can be depressing, unfun and soul sucking.
Everyone needs a break. I agree with the gist of your comment. TV is the great evil for time wasted in my opinion.
Speaking of which - the puppy cam looks to hit 7million views very soon!
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Oh no you din't!!
Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?
Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.
This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.
When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.
I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.
Lisa isn't coming out so well here either, because the truth came out about her being the one that snitched to Kim about NeNe making fun of her singing in the limo. And all Lisa said to NeNe at the reunion was "And I'm sorry for telling Kim." She should have said "And I'm sorry for backstabbing you NeNe."
NeNe should have jumped on her ass too cause Lisa is a two-faced b8tch just like all the rest of them! Talking about flipping Kim over the couch. Ha! Shut up, midget. Cause you're no better than the rest of them.
And I was actually feeling kind of sorry for her. Well, not anymore.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:01am.
You thought you had als for six weeks without being sure? That's jaw dropping stuff.
I bet the happiness and relief will never wear off.
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Oh no you din't!!
Is Clive Davis "legally married"? I read he's Big Poppa. Ugh
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"You roo-int my joint."
-- Sheree Whitfield
I've been tempted since Mah Boo to watch the show, but this is the first clip I watched...Now I WANT to start from the beginning..crazy bitch!!
This bitch claims to have a degree in nursing...I would think she could come up with some better medical jive than "90% cancer and I don't want to talk about it."
Whatever she had, she seems to have found the cure in botox, booze and butts.
Shandi, congrats-love to hear survival stories!
Gee, I wonder what size Kim was when she lost 25 lbs? A minus 2?
I'll bet she was never sick in the first place.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by tapgirl on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:27am.
Try logging onto www.hulu.com .
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Morning Jiggy:) As I was tryna edit long before I got booted!
You can only get them if you're in the States on Hulu. There is alluc.org, surfthechannel.com and stage66.com too. Youtube usually has this stuff on it too...
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Submitted by tapgirl on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:27am.
Try logging onto www.hulu.com .
You can watch American TV shows, entire episodes, for free.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
My thyroid was causing my hair to fall out and weight loss. I got violently ill and was tested for als-a form of leukemia. The tests never came out quite right, always borderline until my ent of all people suggested testing my hormone levels. I thought he was nuts but that was the problem. Worst 6 weeks of my life!
I am crying into my bong water that this show is not airing here in Australia, and I have to make do with the tantalising internet clips....while Kimmy was having her little cry, you could actually see the words "dumb whore" flash across NeNe's face.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
I'm not even reading any of this crap. I just want to know if anyone watched that horrid "Rosie Live" SHIT. Dear Lord, what an abortion.
Nene seemed so pissed the whole show and I for one loved every moment of it. She truly makes the show well also Kim and her dumbassness helps but Nene keeps me tuning in the most.
Also it was never obvious to me she was wearing a wig, I never believed it was one until she said it lol.....I dunno how everyone could tell.
This woman knows that in general when you have cancer, your hair falls out after chemo right? Not that you have your hair fall out and then get diagnosed? Because she put it like her hair was falling out and they said "well you may have cancer". I admit you can have your hair fall out due to stress, etc but...she just sounded like someone who messed up her lie. I'm not one to accuse people of lying about sickness but that part got me. the rest of it wasn't as big of a deal to me.
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Whenever I am about to write a comment and read the above, I laugh. 'offensive comments may be deleted'? what would be the content of this amazing site if not offensive comments?
We also don't get TRHWOA in my country, not even on cable. Can't tell if we're lucky or not.
She is gross and very untalented. She was on that show so you think you are hot and the audience voted that she was not hot.
This sounds like bad high school fakery and needless drama.
shandi, that is wonderful!
good night..
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Speaking of 90% cancer, I don't know if anyone remembers, but I was diagnosed with a carcinoma on my cornea back in March. I took meds and other treatments (no chemo, though). The cancer cleared up but never totally went away. I had surgery on Nov. 19 and they corrected my vision in that eye AND removed the remaining carcinoma! I am 100% cancer free!
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:20am.
I'm on the same, just having a hard time catching up.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
HAH. She had me at urine soaked mattress.
Whatever she's on I want some NOW.
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Submitted by Karen_Flatts on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:03am.
You had me @ Mr. Twiggles
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Team V - what's so funny?
You want funny? You should see the seagulls go after the wonderbread bags thinking it's food. I could watch that in the rear view mirror for ages.
Sandybitchy - I love that james haven doll.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by Karen_Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:47pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
awww
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:36pm.
mmmm.... there's the docks and well, i dunno, can you use several porta potties? there's gotta be a construction site somewhere.
What are you thinking to do about the kitty litter?
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Not doing that again. The dumping or the construction sites - that's how I met my 2nd hubby, didn't find out he was an illegal until the government tracked him down. My fourth husband got busted for dumping the waste from the RV into a pond in Oregon years ago. Huge fine. The kitty litter i just put into with used wonderbread bags and toss out the window. People think it's just crusts. Haven't got caught yet.
It's just me and the kitties now in our rolling home. I think its the motion that bothers them the most. Mr Twiggles bladder goes apeshite every time we hit the road. Nothing smells so bad as blood in cat urnine sprayed on a foam matress. very hard to get out.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:38pm.
PSL - isn't it neat that Madden dumped Hilton's big footed bare arse?
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oh, Benji Madden, why won't you come back???
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:23pm.
PSL - isn't it neat that Madden dumped Hilton's big footed bare arse? Hehe.
Submitted by Karen_Flatts on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:31pm.
I'd be honored to be invited, but I think that ship has sailed :(
Besides, it's been ages since I unhooked the RV - my 5 cats don't like it when we move house too much.
Do you know if Mrs Kravitz has any RV parks nearby where I could fill up with water and dump the waste from the toilet tank?
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mmmm.... there's the docks and well, i dunno, can you use several porta potties? there's gotta be a construction site somewhere.
What are you thinking to do about the kitty litter?
And bring more morphine patches. I've got the cigarettes. We don't want you spoiling the party and making a fool of yourself, now, don't we?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:10pm.
so you're coming to Mrs K's Latke Party now??
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I'd be honored to be invited, but I think that ship has sailed :(
Besides, it's been ages since I unhooked the RV - my 5 cats don't like it when we move house too much.
Do you know if Mrs Kravitz has any RV parks nearby where I could fill up with water and dump the waste from the toilet tank?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:29pm.
better put Angie's lips on it first!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:20pm.
First...how can one have 90% cancer?
Actually, I have 72% cancer, and tomorrow, in celebration of Thanksgiving, I may go for 78%.
A Thanksgiving Prayer, but William S. Burroughs
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4212204341571541144
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:21pm.
Tits, I got CTH a cuddleboyfriendpillow for xmas. Do you think she'll like it?
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I spotted her money for the drycleaning. I guess she likes it.
==She must've slobbered over it. I got one for James Haven too but I haven't given it to him yet. I think he's in another thread...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:18pm.
Another fine Frito-Lay product, like Cheetos.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:21pm.
Tits, I got CTH a cuddleboyfriendpillow for xmas. Do you think she'll like it?
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I spotted her money for the drycleaning. I guess she likes it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TOPANGA, it's only 8pm here....not so late......
You guys are cracking me up about this fool I don't know.
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Tits, I got CTH a cuddleboyfriendpillow for xmas. Do you think she'll like it?
First...how can one have 90% cancer? You either have it or you don't..thats like being amost pregnant. Two, your hair falls out due to chemo, NOT cancer. Three, when she was on that Hot Body or am I Hot or Not sh** show she still had on the same busted ass wig, that was like 4 years ago. And four.."it turned out to be some other stuff, but I don't wanna talk about it" umm, what is that suppose to mean?! This ho either has aids or syphillis...end of story.
I know it's late but I just could not NOT comment about this foolishness. Evening to everyone! Hope your enjoying your Turkey Day Holiday.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:14pm.
I'm only a health nut if Funyuns are considered a vegetable. My food pyramid has nacho cheese for grout.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:09pm.
i am askeered of your avvie...
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it's greta garbo as a sexie white tiger.
greta was the original chola.
=>Lovin' the avie tittay!