Afternoon Crumbs
Sasha Fierce's camel toe has come upon us in all its fiernceness (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Marky Mark, after you're done pissin on that wall, say hello to your mutha for me - Popsugar
Beyonce really needs to drop the cyborg shit - Just Jared
Claudia Schiffer looks like shit - Hollywood Tuna
Hugh Jackman is the worst kind of straight dude - Towleroad
Joaquin Phoenix is the next Vanilla Ice - Lainey Gossip
Kristen Stewart celebrates her new stardom by smoking a bowl out in the open - IDLYITW
Mark Ronson's old piece is completely nude - Egotastic!
A nude Naomi Campbell served three different ways - Cityrag
HoHan can't hide - Hollywood Rag
Yawnsville: The winner of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" - Celebitchy
Pink fucking herself - Socialite Life
My Little Pony Parker forgot to do her mane - I'm Not Obsessed
Jakey Poo's parents are broke - Holy Moly!
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might get married on Sad Clown Baby's birthday - SOW
Jaime Pressley wrote a fucking book?! For why? - ICYDK
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If I had that big of an ass and thighs, I would NOT wear a spanx suit.
oh that last comment was directed at sushi
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but shes looked amazing in the recent ferragamo ads shes been doing... i love those..
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Claudia Schiffer has always been butt.fucking.ugly. No surprise there.
ME - its pinks video where she does tricky camera effects times and does a sex scene with "herself"
didnt watch, the still was enough for me :-\
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WTF is Beyonce channeling Janet Jackson?? When the hell did this 80's crap come back??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:15pm.
Permission to rant about Beyonce's "flawless" performance and therefore make fun of JustJared?
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Beyonce, not that much. In the case of making fun of JustJared: PERMISSION GRANTED. Go ahead and kill that bitch.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Wow Claudia didn't age too well...
Beyonce / Sasha or whatever the hell she's calling herself now...needs to be covered in honey and thrown in a pit of fire ants.
ugh, this bitch needs to get out of my life already.
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
Now drink the PURPLE DRANK all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine - LOVE ANDERSON
Permission to rant about Beyonce's "flawless" performance and therefore make fun of JustJared?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Sasha Fierce's camel toe rocks but CoCo is still the camel toe Queen
Marky Mark is the new Stephen Baldwin
Maybe Beyonce wants to do sex times with a bot
Claudia Schiffer looks awful,but so did Bardot as she aged and everyone said she looked like her
Hugh Jackman is in gaynial
I like Kristen Stewart better now
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Beyonce is starting to annoy me.. (yes, I am a little behind) I can't open the rest but unfortunately I was getting a little anxie soooo( hiding under desk) I paid a visit to p h site.. so I know what the stories are about.. running to confesion & willing to pay my penance
DQ -- Don't go to the dark side! Step away from Mario L!
The Gyllenhaals -- couldn't care less. Jake isn't responsible for their excessive lifestyle. Maggie, on the other, probably drove them to it with her incessant pouting.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:55pm.
wow that was a lot of info to process
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no shit! i feel like i need to go sit with that Kristen Whatsherface for a minute.
Marky Mark saying hello to your mutha for me made me miss LoLo!! bitch promised to say hello to my motha for me! (if they ever stop spinning around Fl. Still lost. Pool partee times!)
For some reason i like that Pink bitch. She's got that "i've done everything wrong, fucked up everything and i take the blame" thing. My kind of bitch. Cause that's how i am. But i gots more tattoos than her, how you like em apples, Pink?
Beyonce/Sasha Pierced.. too easy.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Why would anybody want to see Mark Ronson's old piece nude? She looks like a heroin addict.
Beyonce: not a flattering look.
Mark Ronson's ex has nice tits but the rest of it looks like a fucking 40 year-old. Nasty.
RE: Jackman...Hugh's defense against the gay rumor is he was a ladies man? Yeh, that always works.
Embrace your rainbow flag Hugh!
RE: Joaquin Phoenix...Walk The Line was a movie ya crack head.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
THANK GOD! I was getting so desperate, I was about to go visit Pigez's site!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I'm sure my Fantasy Husband and Sister-in-law are doing what they can to help their parents. That stupid article made it sound like they've abandoned their folks. Whoever wrote that needs to be punched.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
I can't go to most of these sites anymore. UGH>
What is the Pink fucking herself one?
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Hugh Jackman is the worst kind of straight dude.
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Hugh Jackman? Straight?
OMG!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
HJ said it: gay, gay, and gay.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
wow that was a lot of info to process
I bet Jakes parents are the kind that take and take...and Jake and Maggie probably gave up (if the story is even true)
That Gavin rossdale's daughter has some pretty hot tata's
and beyonce is retarded
Oh and Hugh is a weirdo
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I love him ♥
hows your vacation going mk.. (except for the no-bravo problem)
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this kristen stewart girl.. I like her... not sure why...
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You can laugh at DWTS all you want - I love it!
Lance should have come in 2nd.
I was watching Ocean's 11 (while sick in bed) the other day and the funny thing is that it is actually Brad Pitt with the line 'Say hi to your Mom for me"