Afternoon Crumbs

Beyonce usually gets up on stage wearing very little clothing, singing sexually explicit songs and thrusting her body like a stripper.

This is the same woman who once sang this little ditty:

Shakin' that thang all on that man, lookin' all stank and nasty
Swear you look cute girl in them dukes, booty all out lookin' trashy Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya
Don't walk out ya heezy without clothes on, I told ya
You nasty girl, you nasty you trashy
You classless girl, you sleazy you freaky
I never met a girl that does the things that you do
Change don't come your way it will come back to you
Put some clothes on girl

http://foto.mv4u.net/data/media/256/Beyonce-Sexy_Dance_On_The_Chair_03.j...

DURRR, class act?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:43pm.

Sheeps this would be great only if Spencer & Heidi had invited the camera crew into the crapper, to film them pinching loaves.
To me that kind of footage would make them worth looking at.

Oh, and of course, Heidi's dad said they'll have ANOTHER wedding in LA!

I hope their next stunt is inviting a camera crew to their murder/suicide.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

that's pure black from head to toe i still love her!

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Off Topic (sue me): Heidi and Spencer admit Mexican marriage much like many other drunken Mexican marriages:

But the couple acknowledged Wednesday that their wedding ceremony near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico — featured in a photo spread in the magazine — was symbolic, and not legally binding. At least not yet.

"We had a beautiful ceremony here ... officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer. We've never been happier," said the couple in a statement provided by Us Weekly. "And, like other elopements that happen outside the country, we'll take care of the legal details when we get home."

They did not say specifically when where they would seek to make their marriage official, which would likely require a separate ceremony in the U.S.

Spanx Fierce rocks the Today Show!

I wondered where Kristen Stewart got her husky voice.

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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008

Beyonce killed it. She doesn't look ghetto or like a whore. That's just some racist piece of shit talking. And I'm not even a beyonce "fan" like that. I know ghetto when I see it and Beyonce is a class act.

and beyonce wants to be seen as a classy intelegent lady? she looks like a cheap ghetto slut to me.

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:11pm.

Ha, he is fucking phenomenal. In case anyone isn't clear on who he is, here is a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G67RnfZ8N8

I would wreck that from every angle.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:09pm.

whatever. Give me that and I'd be a happy boy every day for the rest of my life.
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and that's why you're our favorite boy!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

I was born in 80, but she was here long before that. My siblings were born in the 60s. I really should brush up on this history, maybe learn a little Spanish. When I think Brazil, I think Bruno Santos. I don't care about crime, poverty . . . whatever. Give me that and I'd be a happy boy every day for the rest of my life.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:55pm.

That'll explain it. Diego IS the most Argentinian name. She probably left during the Perón times, but i get the feeling you're younger, so i'm guessing Alfonsin.
I know you're gonna hate me for this, but since it's kinda next door, i'm kinda tired of Brazil. It's beautiful, but it can get kinda dangerous and it's insane. I guess i've been there too many times.

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:08pm.

She's from Argentina, but she'd been in this country a long time before I was born. She never talks about it. The only thing I know is that there are/were a lot of Diegos in her family. If I picked a country I'd pick Brazil. The beauty that comes out of that place is spectacular.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:37pm.
Farrah, heehee

now I am running next down the street, to get schnockered with a friend I haven't seen since 1989! get ready for some drunk typing when I get back....haha
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lol. Can't wait!
have fun!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Farrah, heehee

now I am running next down the street, to get schnockered with a friend I haven't seen since 1989! get ready for some drunk typing when I get back....haha

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But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge

Claudia Schiffer always reminded me of a buck-tooth wabbit wench; never thought she was pretty then, certainly looks beat now.

Pink's new video is certainly weird - looks like the kind of video Mandonna would do, but I guess the female Billy Idol beat her to the punch.

Why does Hugh Jackman have to be gay? just because he's really good-looking? Why isn't Adam Sandler being outed? Because he's not hot enough?

Kirsten Stewart, whoever she is, has got some brass ones to smoke weed in the open. good luck to her!
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Just say no, to camel toe. Beyonce is at best annoying..

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I am so sick of that song but, not as sick as I am of her. Does Beyonce know how to speak or sing in any other way than Ebonics?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone..........off to make all the sweets for tomorrow.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:06pm.
farrah, I am TRYING, but it is hard when I am on Dlisted all day!

*pulls fat buttocks up off the couch*
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oh no!! you sat on the cat!! AGAIN!!!
well, i guess you already have your T-day turkey there, LOL!!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:57pm.
You have a pool party everyfreakinday??????? Ugh thats it im depressed
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no! don't get depressed! just come on over!

@Diego: don't be ashamed. I was born and raised in Maryland, i had to "teach myself" Spanish when i came to South America.
Just google some countries up and pick the one you like better. I have a certaing thing for Chile♥
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

In honor of Thanksgiving and Christian Bale, I am going to leave work on time today!

Dlisted! Happy Weekend!!!

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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.

farrah, I am TRYING, but it is hard when I am on Dlisted all day!

*pulls fat buttocks up off the couch*

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But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge

Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:51pm.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
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stockbroker

Great idea, but she'd have to be pried out of her sausage casing first, or else the ants would never get to her!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Off to see Macy's Parade balloons!

Happy Turkey Day! *ninjas off into sunset*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:51pm.

I'll hose him down for you. He might be a little exhausted, but I'll send him home with some Red Bull.

Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:52pm.

A-men. Thank you. My mom is from South America and you know what's sad? I have never been, don't know anything about it or where she grew up and I only speak English. I really suck.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

You have a pool party everyfreakinday??????? Ugh thats it im depressed

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:48pm.
Hey Farrah your fiesta was today or yesterday?
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whatchutalkingbout, Mrs Gosling?? you know every day is fiesta day at Farrah Manor.
The parental units are gonna end up at LoLo's motha's parte (completely lost in Fl), so i'm thinking parteeeee for a while!
remember BYOPD. (I drank all the PURPLE DRANK i made..)

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:44pm

you know you're our *shhh don't tell NewportJoey* favorite gay (at least to me, after MK and MY gays) I checked the link, and even tho i'm straight and in South America i'll be thinking of you and wishing you a kick ass day! enough with the bans. Live and let love, even better, love and let love.
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Diego: Thank you! Yay! Of course I assume that I'll have to clean him up a little... I'd do him rough... *cough*... um yeah...

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Let meh let meh Degrade ya

Hey B, pull your crotch out of your cleavage. Thanks.

MK wherever you are ♥♥♥
DListers♥♥♥

♥♥♥ to all of you

happy t-day if you do that kind of thing :)

♥♥

(ps - i finally got the interwebs at home.. might sneak up on the night crew here or there..)
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Hey Farrah your fiesta was today or yesterday?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:32pm.
I think Beyonce looks hot. *runs away*
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well, you could look that HAWT if you lost those extra 450lbs and stop being such a slob. And i got this information from my master, you know, the slave trader. LMAO!!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Claudia doesn't look that bad. She needs to get with some White Stripes and tone down the lipstick, and she'd look much better.

I have no desire to see Pink do Pink.

Beyonce is just silly.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:38pm.

Ha, you can have him. He is one I'd make an exception for when it comes to my closet rule, but I'll bring him right back to your house when I'm done. If he turns out to be a big nelly bottom then I'll have him back within the hour.

Straight guys going to gay bars aren't usually there to pick up women, Hugh. All the gay boys you hit on because you're "so fucking wasted, man" already know that. Ms. Jackman needs to try and keep up with the times.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

PSL: Use your ninja skills to check this out!

http://www.askaninja.com/node/378

Um... on topic... boobs are good on anybody! *uses ninja skill to make that make sense*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:27pm.
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nice and short. Next time, PLEASE don't forget to use more 4-lettered grammar. we likes like dat!

@ Drama: already getting the spirit? LOVE the avvie. It's awesome!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

heehee lizardbits! I am looooooving Ninja's now, so COOL!

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But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge

PSL: I did. I'm just that ninja quick. *does jump kick*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Diego: Please, pretty please leave some fantasy for those few straight women who go gaga over Hugh... He's not THAT gay! Just a little gay! He's straight enough for me! *puts head back into toilet*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

lizardbits: huh?

did you see my post before I edited? because otherwise, I don't get it......:)

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But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge

"Hugh Jackman is the worst kind of straight dude - Towleroad"

I'm sure this has been said a dozen times, but it should be repeated. Gay guys always make the worst straight guys. Nice try though, Hugh.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

PSL:
All your base are belong to us.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

I think Beyonce looks hot. *runs away*

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But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge

Oh, and the reason I am currently a Beyonce-hatah is because of all these dancers that totally crack me up getting the song stuck in my head. It's been there since 5 this morning! *puts head in toilet and cries*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:27pm.

I liked your rant, and Ill allow as much beyonce bashing as you like.

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Thank you, Madam P! I restrained myself (but just barely).
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:18pm.

Thank you. I'll keep it short.

How the FUCK does JustJared state that Beyonce is a good performer? I mean she sings, I swear, only 30 seconds of that song!! She's too busy dancing around to do anything! Her backup performers would have NO problem filling in for her if she ever falls over.

As we all know, fat ladies, gay guys (in fucking 2 degree weather no less!) and fat guys can do this dance, so why is it so "flawless" to see her do it?

Blar, I don't know what's worse, the fact that Beyonce can "perform her song" like this, or that people love her for it.

Not much about JustJared, just that it's stupid for posting that shit praising her. I'm all for looking on the bright side, but BLAR!!! Too much is too much!

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Mk, Coco wanted me to tell you that she knows camel toe and that tain’t it.

And I never thought Claudia was that good looking to begin with, but I do covet that dress she’s got on.

(Hallo bootiful peeples...just stoppin in for a quickie.)

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