Afternoon Crumbs

I've known a few of those straight dudes that go to gay clubs because its supposedly easier to pick up the chicks, and ya, they almost always turn out to be banging guys on the down low. So, Hugh's little story isn't really helping his case. Anyway, the dude has a wife and kids. Hes as straight as he wants to be. If he says hes straight, hes straight as far as anyone else is concerned.

from: Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:33pm.
Beyonce killed it. She doesn't look ghetto or like a whore. That's just some racist piece of shit talking. And I'm not even a beyonce "fan" like that. I know ghetto when I see it and Beyonce is a class act.
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well i guess everyone has their own definition of classy. no matter how warped or ignorant that definition may be. to me however(and to anyone else with any decency and common sense)wearing spandex in the freezing cold and shaking your ass to a crowd(in order to promote your latest album) is not classy. and i'm sorry to have to say this but you thinking beyonce is classy says alot about you; and what it says isn't very good.

and as for me being racist? hay. did you know that people from the ghetto come in all colors? shame shame on you. try reading a book ah?

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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God I hate the Today show. From the screaming crowds to the freak show tear-jerker-of-the-day.

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**spitting out feathers yet?**

Who did discovery Canada anywhoo...to lazy to google and the Canucks are in da house!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:11pm.

Just lucky, I guess.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

@Joe and Angel, ((and TV if he is lurking currently))

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:02pm.
Oh,
and Team Valtrex, I read your offensive post directed towards Canadians under that "Blame it on Papa Joe" bit.

I'm Canadian
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You're Canadian? Don't mind TV; He's an equal opportunity hater (tee hee)

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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro

TV!

How is it that you always find the one person that does not get a dry sense of humor?!?!?!?

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:30pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:28pm.

I'm not spending today with my mom, but I feel like she just yelled at me for being stupid again.
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Oh,

and Team Valtrex, I read your offensive post directed towards Canadians under that "Blame it on Papa Joe" bit.

I'm Canadian and I can tell you that even though we live in igloos and have Moose as pets and eat nothing but Maple Syrup and doughnuts, at least our economy and global image isn't currently whirling around the proverbial toilet.

Now, stop responding to me! I have shovel the five feet of snow off my driveway. God!

suckin on the tits baby do me like this
fuck ur ass wear ur moms panties while im DOIN IT
shit stains on tha fuckin ass
lickin it
fartin in ur face when im done wit it
ricky martin poster on the wall
thats why i cummed

"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me

Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:50pm.

That would be sarcasm, hence your lack of understanding.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Ooooooooh, Team Valtrax,

Burnnnnn.

Burnnnnnnn!

Except what you wrote doesn't really make sense.

Thanks for proving me right.

I think I'll go home now and play Warcraft and dream of what it's like to date someone. Only after I've digested two hours of Dragon Ball Z though.

Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:40pm.
Hey.

Masturbation is key to living happily.
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Really? That's a great title for a self-help book. Imagine the research. yowza.

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Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:40pm

I imagine with the full social calendar brought forth by your charming personality you could do this all year.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Hey.

Come on, now.

Just because I enjoy masturbating doesn't mean I'm destined to be unhappy. Masturbation is key to living happily.

Try again though. I could do this all day.

Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:18pm.
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Well, shit. I guess this means I have to give back my Nobel Peace Prize then, huh? Just when it was working so fine to keep my medicine cabinet propped open.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:30pm.

Something tells me he won't be changing a single mind, let alone a couple, and is therefore destined to be unhappy. And a chronic masturbator.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Well, Team Valtrax,

I hope for your sake that you are not stupid.

And thanks for reading my post.

Appreciate it.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:28pm.

I'm not spending today with my mom, but I feel like she just yelled at me for being stupid again.

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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"

Excellent question, Team Valtrex.

I'm here to drop my two cents. Last I checked, our constitution allows me to exercise that right.

If I can change the minds of a few people in that process, then I'm happy.

People need to start thinking.

You'd be surprised as to how many of us don't do that anymore.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:26pm.

Better make sure he knows the masculine version of douchebag too, we'd hate for him to accidentally take his mom's car.

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Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:18pm.

The masculine version of "blond" has no E in it. That's something I learned when I wasn't on Dlisted.

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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"

Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:18pm.

And you're here for what reason?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Ok.

Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?

Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.

This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.

When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.

I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.

But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.

The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.

Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.

So tired of her and her delusions. B: just sit the f down already.

No need for homosexual marky mark to hide her tiny little pinga, nobody could see it except up real close with a magnifying glass!

I love that Kristen Stewart is smoking out in the open! (And as for British Columbia- i get my seeds there! :) I was wondering who was that cute guy she was with and realisd it's Michael Angarano- Jack from Will&Grace's son! Sometimes dorky looking kids grow up kind of hot!

I like Kristen Stewart too, she's sort of overdoing the brooding teenage thing these days, and that vampire movie isn't helping with that, but I remember her from Into the Wild.

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Is there a troll quoting me? Trying to lure me to its raggedy ass scam site by telling me they have Bruno ass up and waiting for me?

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Love the Kstew smoking pics!

I think Beyonce has inhaled too much of her weave glue, bitch be trippin'

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.

SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!

xo

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:15pm.

I get it. I often feel like I need a blearyplasty in the morning. And I agree about the teefs. Easiest thing in the world to fix up.

This is ghey as hell, but I really liked her in the sappy "Love Actually." I could see her as a preschoolin' mom.
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Meh, I say that bitch was born purty and she'll die purty, and I'm a jelly h8r for life, but bitch is purty...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

whatever. Give me that and I'd be a happy boy every day for the rest of my life. all right, totally agree with you, the ppl from """"""""""Sugarbabymeet.com“”“”“”“”“”will be more interested in your comment....

Game on kitty!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:15pm.

I get it. I often feel like I need a blearyplasty in the morning. And I agree about the teefs. Easiest thing in the world to fix up.

This is ghey as hell, but I really liked her in the sappy "Love Actually." I could see her as a preschoolin' mom.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:35pm.
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Kitty want another make-over?

I'm picturing european war-time chanteuse entertaining the troops. There may be a cigarette holder involved.

likey?

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This make-over includes chola brows and black lip liner, right? Cuz if not, tiger don't swing like that...AWWWW, HELL NAW! *shaking air brushed manicured tiger claw atchu*...You better get some Wet and Wild black eyeliner for my lips and a Sharpie for my tiger brows or this make over ain't happenin'....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Spanx 'r Beyonce.

Happy Turkey Day Dlisters!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:35pm.

You're a multi-talented tiger! Law, medicine (well, pathology), cosmetology... What the hey is a blerojsnjkfmn?
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Yes, you humans underestimate the tiger mind simply because it tells us to eat you, but we tend to be multi-talented...
A blerolplasty is and eye job....Claudia needs it a little in the upper area, not the lower area, but hell, bitch is 38, let her be 38...She
do need to bleach the teefs though...
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:35pm.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Marky Mark, after you're done pissin on that wall, say hello to your mutha for me - Popsugar
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Ha! That's what he' saying in that pic! LOL!

"Say hi to yo mutha fo me~"

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:35pm.
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Kitty want another make-over?

I'm picturing european war-time chanteuse entertaining the troops. There may be a cigarette holder involved.

likey?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:35pm.

You're a multi-talented tiger! Law, medicine (well, pathology), cosmetology... What the hey is a blerojsnjkfmn?

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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Well, to me Claudia Schiffer looks like a 38 year old woman. I didn't expect her to look like a 20 year old. There is something way off with her facial features, tho. Plastic surgery, perhaps?.

I don't think offspring are obligued to pull parents out of the debt hole, even IF said offspring have money to spare... specially when they most likely come from a typical family more concearned with making money than building strong family bonds. On the other hand, if you build strong family solidarity then your kids will rush to your aid on their own. Seems like it's not the case in the Gyllenhaal household.

All people should learn to live according to their income and not pretend they're something they're not. Seems like they bit much more than they could chew.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:51pm.
Hey, Claudia S looks fine. Most such models are known for their height and figure, not their faces.
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Her face is fab...She just needs a very subtle upper bleroplasty, some teefs whitening, and a less obnoxious shade of liptick and POOF! (I'd also suggest some very subtle lowlights in her hairs...) Still, even as she is I'd kill to look like her...well, I'd kill anyway, it's what my tiger brain is hard wired to do, but...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Hey, Claudia S looks fine. Most such models are known for their height and figure, not their faces.

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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:55pm.

Or their plate-throwing near-term divorce.

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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Wah-keen Pheonix rapping? God, and I thought 'rappin Rodney' sucked.

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I'm just here for the beer.

NAIOMI CAMPBELL MAY BE A CRAZY BITCH... BUT....

That Ho has the hottest body ever!!

She looks amazing for a 39 year old both in face and body!

Kirsten Stewart, whoever she is, has got some brass ones to smoke weed in the open. good luck to her!
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Really? pfft. You've never been to British Columbia. I can't go outside without getting a whiff of pot.

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House, get out of my frontal lobe!

I see Beyonce replaced the hot slut that upstaged her on SNL.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:01pm.

It hurt my ears to just read those lyrics. I am so ready for her to be done.

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